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Technology MarketRe: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by TheTega(m): 1:28pm On Nov 24, 2014
Madam TYconcepts Welldone oo, please price of One Plus One 64GB
Travel AdsRe: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by TheTega(m): 12:59pm On Nov 06, 2014
BizBloke:
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Hi TheTega,

[size=13pt]INVOICE[/size]
Product Cost: $4.99

Freight Fee: $13
Service Charge: $5

Sub-Total: $22.99
Discount: -$0.00

TOTAL: $22.99 (N3,910)

Three cheers.
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Thanks, what's the payment method and how do I get it
Travel AdsRe: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by TheTega(m): 12:08am On Nov 05, 2014
http://m.aliexpress.com/item/1972631411.html

Invoice for this please.. If it's legit
Technology MarketRe: CHEAPEST PRICES ON PHONES/TABLETS/POWERBANK:GIONEE,XIAOMI,OPO,CUBETALK,JIAYU ETC by TheTega(m): 8:53pm On Oct 06, 2014
One plus one 16gb price?
Technology MarketRe: NAIRALAND MOBILE HQ[Android Authority] 3GB RAM PHONES*TABLETS*SMARTWATCH* inside by TheTega(m): 6:19am On Aug 15, 2014
initialize: To get the actual OnePlus one, you would need an invite from the company...


The one on offer is a variant of the actual one plus one
Meaning you don't have the one plus one yet? I get thier invitation situation. Will make contact with you for the mi Pad once the money is ready
Technology MarketRe: NAIRALAND MOBILE HQ[Android Authority] 3GB RAM PHONES*TABLETS*SMARTWATCH* inside by TheTega(m): 7:58pm On Aug 14, 2014
initialize: #55,000 with full accessories
Thanks for your response, how about The One Plus One
Technology MarketRe: NAIRALAND MOBILE HQ[Android Authority] 3GB RAM PHONES*TABLETS*SMARTWATCH* inside by TheTega(m): 3:51pm On Aug 14, 2014
how much does the Xiamo Mipad cost please
Technology MarketRe: Original 6000mah Ultra Slim Light Portable Powerbank Charger With Led Light by TheTega(m): 8:27am On Jul 14, 2014
Do you do, Pay on delivery
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 1:20am On Dec 24, 2013
If you sell Gionee elife e6 within the range of 50 to 55k in Lagos email me tegaodumu@gmail.com
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 4:20pm On Dec 15, 2013
maxdozie: Good luck!!
Bro pls i have downloaded all.. But i was told i need a p.c to unrar dem.. Nd i dont have 1.. Pls i need steps on hw to make it work. sad
Download B1 Archiver from play store
PhonesRe: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by TheTega(m): 4:36pm On Dec 05, 2013
adebayogates: Subscribe to monthly blackberry
complete plan by dialing *499*3# or weekly
plan by dialing *499*3*1#. Monthly cost #
1,000 while weekly cost #500
==> Once the 1month bb complete plan has
been confirmed successful, subscribe again
to blackberry 10 daily plan by dialing
*599*3*2# (it goes for #100 and 15mb will
be giving to you).
==>Set your apn to “blackberryx.net”
without the quote.
==>Save and exit. Connect and surf.
Note: The bb10 daily plan help clears all the
mucus of bb complete data so that you will
be able to browse with it on non bb device.
It has been tested and confirmed working.
Username and Password for the etisalat apn please.
PhonesRe: Tecno M5 discussion thread by TheTega(m): 2:58pm On Dec 05, 2013
No 3g on sim 2?
PhonesRe: Airtel BIS To Stop Working On Non BB Devices by TheTega(m): 12:04pm On Dec 01, 2013
airtel don craze, 5 thousand what!!!!!!!!!!

PhonesRe: Droid VPN: Your Questions by TheTega(m): 2:23am On Nov 30, 2013
toniotonero: droidvpn 've stop working 4 nw, anybody xprincin d same...huh
not only you Bro
PhonesRe: TECNO M3 - Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 12:04am On Nov 26, 2013
ZesusHVWritter: Nope not only you, the contacts take long to load after switching the phone on, sometimes 20-30mins, but I suspect that the amount of apps starting up with the phone along with system apps is likely the cause of this.... Initially when I bought m3 newly after using the ear piece that came with it, it will stop making sound with the phone's speaker, but if I use a particular Nokia ear piece this won't happen.... But after constant usage of the tecno ear piece with my m3 it was like the phone was able to relate with it... But now other ear piece causes the same problem.
God bless you Zesus, I thought I was the only one, am so tired of the shit
PhonesRe: TECNO M3 - Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 4:33pm On Nov 22, 2013
anyone else having ear piece and contacts problems on his Tecno M3 or is it just me?
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 9:54pm On Nov 16, 2013
jreyez: Apart from lags and battery drainage, the phone is perfect....

I bought the black one.... Sold it yesterday smiley
Thanks, lol JESUS, you sold it for what this time?
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 8:44pm On Nov 16, 2013
JYREZ and BRAINEX please what colour of Gionee E6 díd you guys buy? planning on getting one by December (God willing) I want to know if the White one gets dirty easily/quickly and if the Black one shows scratches easily. thanks for your response on advance, anybody who uses E6 can also help me out with my question. thanks
PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom N9 (Tab) discussion thread by TheTega(m): 2:51am On Oct 23, 2013
please is phantom pad n93 in Nigeria market alreadyhuh?
PhonesRe: TECNO M3 - Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 2:17am On Oct 22, 2013
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PhonesRe: Tecno Phantom A+ Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 2:16am On Oct 22, 2013
7BA61A0E
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 1:23am On Oct 17, 2013
ruffcoins: Was about ordering for d E6 wen I saw avideo comparism with d E5, nd the e5 came out better, my turn off for the e5 is d only 16gb internal memory available!!!!! Am kinda confused and don't know wat to do animore, alredi got an e3 for ma junior bro and d boys enjoying it veri well and I wanna get somfin higher, dunno if the s3 wud b a better choice, need advice please
reduce the resolution of the e6 to 720p and it will run without lag
PhonesRe: TECNO M3 - Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 8:07pm On Oct 15, 2013
mustiboy17: guys my FIFA 14 is having a problem oh it's been working before it now stops after it asks me to tap the screen to continue then it goes back to the screen
put on your data+ wifi whenever you want to open it again.. (happens to mine all the time)thats what i do..
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 11:31am On Oct 14, 2013
[quote author=deejay_harry1]da price tag on d gionee e6 i must say, isnt too bad guys... i mean for a phone with such awesome specs it worths tht shii...


and if ur tryn to pay less for it ur simply a crook who dosnt think bout anyone else but urself..


me sha , im off it..

but i must really say dis phone price is worth it..


dis phone is almost same thang with jiayhu s1..

go check d price of jiayu s1...[/quote]Crook? Jesús. Something that is sold approximately 58k in India and they come to Nigeria and hike it up by 10k. I'll pay 58k but 68k count me out
PhonesRe: TECNO M3 - Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 2:22am On Oct 14, 2013
jemmiee: Hehehe.... i asked for a round of applause.... u ddnt clap grin
haha *now clapping*
PhonesRe: TECNO M3 - Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 12:11am On Oct 14, 2013
lol Jeemie and Flawless girl EPIC
PhonesRe: Gionee Elife E3 Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 11:52pm On Oct 13, 2013
Gift77: your expected Gionee E6 is now available with a promo for the launching.... You buy one and get Gionee S20 as an addition. pls take note that offer valid while stock last for just 2weeks in ibadan alone! the price goes for #68,000.
Terms and condition apply.
08164876555.
the care center for gionee is now available in Ibadan.
thanks for your anticipating patronage.
lol 68k haha forget it. ridiculous pricing
PhonesRe: Tecno P5 Discussion Thread by TheTega(m): 7:45pm On Oct 11, 2013
Alfred573: Gr8 TP5 users. Jst saw TM5 spec 2day.
Tecno M5 spec.
Android 4.2.2.
3.75G network.
1.3GHz Dual core CPU.
8.0MP Back camera.
4.5" capacity touchscreen.
4GB ROM + 1GB Ram.
Dual camera & dual sim standby.
Google play, gmail, youtube, google maps, facebook, whatsApp, flash share, palmchat etc.
12+1 month waranty.
if the price remains as stated this could be my next Tecno product
PhonesRe: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by TheTega(m): 6:58pm On Oct 11, 2013
Dhurmynick: 2go to Nigeria is what
facebook is to the U.S.
Every young man or
woman fortunate
enough to purchase a
relatively sophisticated
mobile phone has an
account on it. The good
things this social
networking site has
brought to the country
are quite numerous but
then, so are the bad ones.
After keeping them hidden in
my chest for months, I’ve
finally decided to lend them a
voice via this article.
Too Many Liars for
one Social Site!!!
Okay, have you ever really
wanted to meet the world’s
best liars? Have you ever felt
like, I don’t care whats true
anymore, I just want a tale that
would make me happy or sad?
If you have, then 2go is the
right place to go! In there,
lying is not the norm, it’s the
must!
For example, I met a new
friend in one of the 2go rooms
not too long ago, and while
doing the boring “Intoduce
yourself” part, he told me he
was a doctor in Abuja. I was
quite thrilled, you know. Its not
everyday one gets to hobnob
with a medical doctor.
The very next morning, I
logged in and met our guy
online. I asked him what his
day was going to be like and he
told me he would have to
defend a client of his in court
that same day and was
therefore preparing his case.
Okay… I deleted him right
away. Even my kid brother
knows that lawyers can’t be
doctors!


Apart from instances like the
one above, we have cases of
girls who ask guys for airtime,
in exchange for their nude
pictures. Only to receive the
airtime, search for sex pictures
online, and share them with
2go johnnies, who actually
believe they are seeing the
clits of real Nigerian girls. How
stupid! One question I keep
asking myself is; haven’t those
guys ever heard of
www.89.com?
As a matter of fact, 2go is the
home of liars, or to be more
lenient, extremely creative
people. Once you log in, accept
the “Hi” as a probable truth,
and then every other thing that
follows, is a lie! Don’t say I
didn’t warn you!
I feel so dumb, I'm gonna
sleep


Dumb Fellows!
I hate these ones more than
the liars. Just follow the chat
log below and you might grasp
what am driving at.

Johnnie: Larry, how far
Me: Am cool, whats up with
you?
Johnnie: God dey. How your
family?
Me: Fine
Johnnie: How your mumsy?
Me: Fine
Johnnie: How your popsy?
Me: Fine (Now, am trying to
chat with a really hot girl
online, and wouldn’t need any
distractions, you know what I
mean)
Johnnie: How’s your laptop?
Me: Fine
Johnnie: How’s your day gonna
be?
Me: EVERYTHING IS FINE!!!!
Johnnie: How your way na?
Me: No reply
Johnnie: Answer na!
Me; No reply
Johnnie: You dey crase! NA
because you see me for 2go you
dey ignore me abi? God go
punish that your head for you.
Idiot. Mtcheewww!

Do you feel my pains? For
Goodness sake; if I want
someone to ask after my
“everything”, I’ll simply dial
my girlfriend’s number, or
better still, my mum’s. She’s
ever ready to enquire after my
life. But when I log into 2go, I
expect to chat! Of course, the
chat session above usually
ends with someone pressing
the “DELETE BUTTON”


message me for a laugh!
2go Jokes
Until 5 months ago, my list of
friends was always neat. But
then, 2go brought in a nuisance
who literarily keeps nagging
me to click on it, so I can have
a joke. Initially, I thought it
was probably cool, so I hit on it
for the first time and got
“An Igbo man’s troubles starts
when he marries a wife”.
Okay, I was waiting to see the
joke but a minute slipped by…
and then 2 minutes followed
suite and my joke was nowhere
to be found. Feeling pissed off
at giving away the 300 go
credits with which I could have
gotten myself a couple of
friends from 2go chat rooms, I
rushed to a friend’s house to
show him my ordeal and after
studying it for seconds, he told
me I had what I paid for.
I humbly asked for the joke,
and he showed me what I had
been missing since… “An Igbo
man’s troubles starts when he
marries a wife”. Full stop!
Nothing more! Seriously, that’s
the joke? For goodness sakes,
what do those 2go guys take
me for?
I put my delete button to work
again, but this time, the stupid
joker wouldn’t let me delete it.
Well am putting up with it
these days, but I hate it… more
than saddam Hussein hated
George Bush.
Am a Veteran 2goer!


Ranks
When I first signed up for 2go,
I was given the beginners rank,
and then 2weeks later, got to
professional. 5 months after,
am now a master. But what are
my benefits? HELP ME ASK
2GO OFFICIALS!!!
I used to pay through my nose
to chat when I started, and I
still pay through my nose, if
not through my anus, to chat
today. I was always given 140
character spaces to update my
status, and today, that hasn’t
increased one bit. Okay, even
the girls, who everyone knows,
like men of high ranks; they
always never bothered to say hi
to me then, and till today, they
still skip past larry’s account,
as if… its not there.
So what is the benefit of being
a master on 2go? Do 2go
officials really think am a
nursery school boy who goes
around fantasizing about
becoming a soldier? Strip me of
my rank brothers and give me
some free 2go credits! Since I
got it; my life on 2go has been
more still than a lake!!!
am the best!


Updates by friends
Seriously, most of the time,
what friends update are usually
something like this
“ I thank God for waking me up
oooh”
Okay, we all agree you are the
only Child of God on 2go, but is
God on your list of 2go friends?
Does he have an account
there? Why post such dumb
updates which turn one’s belly,
instead of praying in your little
room for as long as you wish?
Besides, you woke up, the
Lizards in my house woke up,
the coackroaches in your house
woke up, over 7 billion people
all over the world woke up, and
they can all die any moment,
including your grateful self, so
where is the news in that?
Updates like this really bore
me to death!
Another type of update that
makes me spit is the braggart’s
brawl”: something like,
“ I am the King”
In the name of the queen, you
are no King! If you were, you’d
be too busy with state matters
to have time for 2go! And
whats more, we don’t give a
Bleep if you are a king or a
slave, so why not go brag to
your dog? My response to this
type of update of course, has to
be the delete button.
I still love 2go though
Honestly, 2go is one hell of a
fine idea, but with all the shit
one sees in there these days,
one cant help but keep one’s
finger on the characters’
button, and the other, on the
delete button. I think I will
probably log into 2go now…and
delete a johnnie
bro you cracked me up real time.

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