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jemmiee: Hehehe.... i asked for a round of applause.... u ddnt clap

haha *now clapping*

lol Jeemie and Flawless girl EPIC

Gift77: your expected Gionee E6 is now available with a promo for the launching.... You buy one and get Gionee S20 as an addition. pls take note that offer valid while stock last for just 2weeks in ibadan alone! the price goes for #68,000.
Terms and condition apply.
08164876555.
the care center for gionee is now available in Ibadan.
thanks for your anticipating patronage.

lol 68k haha forget it. ridiculous pricing

Alfred573: Gr8 TP5 users. Jst saw TM5 spec 2day.
Tecno M5 spec.
Android 4.2.2.
3.75G network.
1.3GHz Dual core CPU.
8.0MP Back camera.
4.5" capacity touchscreen.
4GB ROM + 1GB Ram.
Dual camera & dual sim standby.
Google play, gmail, youtube, google maps, facebook, whatsApp, flash share, palmchat etc.
12+1 month waranty.

if the price remains as stated this could be my next Tecno product

Dhurmynick: 2go to Nigeria is what
facebook is to the U.S.
Every young man or
woman fortunate
enough to purchase a
relatively sophisticated
mobile phone has an
account on it. The good
things this social
networking site has
brought to the country
are quite numerous but
then, so are the bad ones.
After keeping them hidden in
my chest for months, I’ve
finally decided to lend them a
voice via this article.
Too Many Liars for
one Social Site!!!
Okay, have you ever really
wanted to meet the world’s
best liars? Have you ever felt
like, I don’t care whats true
anymore, I just want a tale that
would make me happy or sad?
If you have, then 2go is the
right place to go! In there,
lying is not the norm, it’s the
must!
For example, I met a new
friend in one of the 2go rooms
not too long ago, and while
doing the boring “Intoduce
yourself” part, he told me he
was a doctor in Abuja. I was
quite thrilled, you know. Its not
everyday one gets to hobnob
with a medical doctor.
The very next morning, I
logged in and met our guy
online. I asked him what his
day was going to be like and he
told me he would have to
defend a client of his in court
that same day and was
therefore preparing his case.
Okay… I deleted him right
away. Even my kid brother
knows that lawyers can’t be
doctors!


Apart from instances like the
one above, we have cases of
girls who ask guys for airtime,
in exchange for their nude
pictures. Only to receive the
airtime, search for sex pictures
online, and share them with
2go johnnies, who actually
believe they are seeing the
clits of real Nigerian girls. How
stupid! One question I keep
asking myself is; haven’t those
guys ever heard of
www.89.com?
As a matter of fact, 2go is the
home of liars, or to be more
lenient, extremely creative
people. Once you log in, accept
the “Hi” as a probable truth,
and then every other thing that
follows, is a lie! Don’t say I
didn’t warn you!
I feel so dumb, I'm gonna
sleep


Dumb Fellows!
I hate these ones more than
the liars. Just follow the chat
log below and you might grasp
what am driving at.

Johnnie: Larry, how far
Me: Am cool, whats up with
you?
Johnnie: God dey. How your
family?
Me: Fine
Johnnie: How your mumsy?
Me: Fine
Johnnie: How your popsy?
Me: Fine (Now, am trying to
chat with a really hot girl
online, and wouldn’t need any
distractions, you know what I
mean)
Johnnie: How’s your laptop?
Me: Fine
Johnnie: How’s your day gonna
be?
Me: EVERYTHING IS FINE!!!!
Johnnie: How your way na?
Me: No reply
Johnnie: Answer na!
Me; No reply
Johnnie: You dey crase! NA
because you see me for 2go you
dey ignore me abi? God go
punish that your head for you.
Idiot. Mtcheewww!

Do you feel my pains? For
Goodness sake; if I want
someone to ask after my
“everything”, I’ll simply dial
my girlfriend’s number, or
better still, my mum’s. She’s
ever ready to enquire after my
life. But when I log into 2go, I
expect to chat! Of course, the
chat session above usually
ends with someone pressing
the “DELETE BUTTON”


message me for a laugh!
2go Jokes
Until 5 months ago, my list of
friends was always neat. But
then, 2go brought in a nuisance
who literarily keeps nagging
me to click on it, so I can have
a joke. Initially, I thought it
was probably cool, so I hit on it
for the first time and got
“An Igbo man’s troubles starts
when he marries a wife”.
Okay, I was waiting to see the
joke but a minute slipped by…
and then 2 minutes followed
suite and my joke was nowhere
to be found. Feeling pissed off
at giving away the 300 go
credits with which I could have
gotten myself a couple of
friends from 2go chat rooms, I
rushed to a friend’s house to
show him my ordeal and after
studying it for seconds, he told
me I had what I paid for.
I humbly asked for the joke,
and he showed me what I had
been missing since… “An Igbo
man’s troubles starts when he
marries a wife”. Full stop!
Nothing more! Seriously, that’s
the joke? For goodness sakes,
what do those 2go guys take
me for?
I put my delete button to work
again, but this time, the stupid
joker wouldn’t let me delete it.
Well am putting up with it
these days, but I hate it… more
than saddam Hussein hated
George Bush.
Am a Veteran 2goer!


Ranks
When I first signed up for 2go,
I was given the beginners rank,
and then 2weeks later, got to
professional. 5 months after,
am now a master. But what are
my benefits? HELP ME ASK
2GO OFFICIALS!!!
I used to pay through my nose
to chat when I started, and I
still pay through my nose, if
not through my anus, to chat
today. I was always given 140
character spaces to update my
status, and today, that hasn’t
increased one bit. Okay, even
the girls, who everyone knows,
like men of high ranks; they
always never bothered to say hi
to me then, and till today, they
still skip past larry’s account,
as if… its not there.
So what is the benefit of being
a master on 2go? Do 2go
officials really think am a
nursery school boy who goes
around fantasizing about
becoming a soldier? Strip me of
my rank brothers and give me
some free 2go credits! Since I
got it; my life on 2go has been
more still than a lake!!!
am the best!


Updates by friends
Seriously, most of the time,
what friends update are usually
something like this
“ I thank God for waking me up
oooh”
Okay, we all agree you are the
only Child of God on 2go, but is
God on your list of 2go friends?
Does he have an account
there? Why post such dumb
updates which turn one’s belly,
instead of praying in your little
room for as long as you wish?
Besides, you woke up, the
Lizards in my house woke up,
the coackroaches in your house
woke up, over 7 billion people
all over the world woke up, and
they can all die any moment,
including your grateful self, so
where is the news in that?
Updates like this really bore
me to death!
Another type of update that
makes me spit is the braggart’s
brawl”: something like,
“ I am the King”
In the name of the queen, you
are no King! If you were, you’d
be too busy with state matters
to have time for 2go! And
whats more, we don’t give a
Bleep if you are a king or a
slave, so why not go brag to
your dog? My response to this
type of update of course, has to
be the delete button.
I still love 2go though
Honestly, 2go is one hell of a
fine idea, but with all the shit
one sees in there these days,
one cant help but keep one’s
finger on the characters’
button, and the other, on the
delete button. I think I will
probably log into 2go now…and
delete a johnnie

bro you cracked me up real time.

[quote author=deejay_harry1]NOT AGAIN BRO...BUT THERE IX A TWEAK FORM MTN NW...

SHA...[/quote]please what's the tweak?

ZEALMAN:

send my the airtel tutorials please tegaodumu@gmail.com I dey beg

pes ain't playing on my Tecno m3 I don taya to dey try am.

MTN Blackberry plans do not work for Android anymore righ [color=#990000][/color]

does droid vpn icmp still work for MTN??

[ author=Cowboy43] which 1 do u think rules?[/quote]hmmmm

would easily have gone for p2 if it had 3G on both sims

Cowboy43: make your choice

bless you Bro, you're a true legend

No source yet.

Osyxcel: I've never done a factory reset before, but....

A factory reset should leave Ur phone in the state it was when you bought it, and it should not affect Ur SDcard.

will it also unroot an already rooted phone?

liljboy10: nah..yu will loose everything including your contacts..so remove ur mem card bfore doin d factory reset

thanks for the info Bro

please if I do a factory reset on my Phone will my memory card data be affected and will all the apps that came with the phone reappear?

please if I do a factory reset on my Phone will my memory card data be affected and will all the apps that came with the phone reappear?

elijahdre: there is much difference btw this and e6.
e6 runs on 1.5ghz while e3 is 1.3ghz
e6 is single sim(micro) but e3 is dual sim with both normal and micro
e6 is 2g ram but e3 is 1g
e6 has 32g rom but e3 has 16g rom etc
I think av been able to help

Is E6 available already?

laydoh: not in nided
and then it works during d day also

code for MTN night plan please. and are you very sure that Vpn is not needed for it

wabbyland: @tega what's the price?

no idea Bro. I just hope it's between 20 to 25k

Amazing Zeus: that is what am using............. till now? As in is still browsing no vpn apn or any settings

are you serious no vpn settings for MTN night plan?

Platform
Operating System : Android 4.2
Network : 3.75G
Band : GSM900/DCS1800/WCDMA2100MHz
Basic Parameter
CPU Frequency : 1.3GHz Dual-core
CPU : MT6572W
GPU : Embedded
Battery
Capacity : 2000mAh
Talk Time : Up to 6.5 Hrs.
Standby Time : Up to 200 Hrs.
Data
GPRS : Yes
EDGE : Yes
3G : Yes
Size
Color : White/Black
Dimension : 146.7 * 76 *10.4mm
Memory
ROM : 4GB
RAM : 1GB
External Memory : Expandable microSD, up to 32GB
Camera
Camera Type : Dual Camera
Pixel : 1.2MP Front/ 8.0MP Black
Flash Light : Yes
Video Recording : 800p, 30fps
Video Calling : Yes
Image Size : 2048×1536
Display
Size : 5.0 inch
Material :
Type : Capacitive Touch Screen
Resolution : 480*854 (WVGA)
Sensor
G-sensor : Yes
Light Sensor : Yes
Proximity Sensor : Yes
Common Tools
Torch : Yes
Calculator : Yes
World Clock : Yes
Alarm : Yes
Memo : Yes
Calendar : Yes
Multimedia
Audio Player :
Ringtone Format :
Video Player :
Picture Format :
Message
E-mail : Gmail
SNS/IM : Facebook,Palmchat
Entertainment
Flash : Yes
JAVA : No
FM Radio : Yes
Voice Recording : Yes
E-book Reader : Yes
Games : Yes
Connectivity
GPS Navigation : Yes
WiFi/WLAN : Yes
Bluetooth : Yes
USB Port : 5pin
Earphone : 3.5mm
Program Files
Map Software : Yes

Tecno Mobile have done it again this time releasing another new smartphone for the month of October. introducing Tecno M7

justicesky24: thanks shebi na delta u they stay?

I school in delsu but I stay in Lagos

justicesky24: Guys how much can i get a new tecno m3

14k or 13500

Tecno m3 smart phone for sale at 11k.if you're in Lagos and intrested email me @ tegaodumu@gmail.com

marcjoe: No oooh...d backup folder is located in clockworkmod inside ur memory card

Chai, thanks Bro. so what is the"user blabla. backup" thing on the screen shot?

is this a Cwm backup please @screenshot.?

Flawless girl: what app did you use to post this screenshot

volume down button + power Key - press them together

is that a cmw backup. check my screen shot. (user. backup)

yehmy: Finally ported CWM recovery to my m3 time to do some modding

tell us how you did it na we dey beg

where can I buy the phone in Lagos Abeg.