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Kirigidi:
Ah! Any further prove to show that you are really a confirmed illiterate ? Just for your own good and instead of repeatedly disgracing yourself here, go search for the meaning of "order than". Or better still ask google to fetch you the meaning and use of that phrase . You shameless dullard !

Kirigidi:
Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

I'm not done with you, Niger Delta mis-educated nuisance!

It's "proof" not "prove"

Oga adult-education certificate holder, this is not typing error, this is illiteracy!
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!

Kirigidi:
Ah! Any further prove to show that you are really a confirmed illiterate ? Just for your own good and instead of repeatedly disgracing yourself here, go search for the meaning of "order than". Or better still ask google to fetch you the meaning and use of that phrase . You shameless dullard !

I'm not done with you, Niger Delta mis-educated nuisance!

It's "proof" not "prove"

Kirigidi:
Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Same intellectual ineptitude on display again! Oga adult-education certificate holder, this is not typing error, this is illiteracy!
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!!

Kirigidi:
Another terrible grammatical blunder too many ! Do you have any shame at all . @TheUmbra if you are one of the youths been counted as future of Nigeria, that means Nigeria is finished . @ TheUmbra A man who can't spell accurately or make simple sentences in English is here shamelessly chest-beating and bragging. Is there any word "branzen" in English Dictionary ? You are a disgrace! Your poor command of English has been repeatedly corrected by me, yet you keep making more mistakes and stupidly refused to accept correction . I pity your parents for ever wasting their money on you. When your mates were attending classes and learning, you were busy hunting for birds in the bush . See where it has now landed you . What a shame! From your display of illiteracy here, a primary six pupil will write and speak better than you .

Oh! My bad! I meant brazen. Please pardon my typo. Meanwhile, typos aren't grammatical blunders.

By the way, your last post was yet another theumbra-inspired, albeit a poor imitation of my last post to you. That's how slow, unwitty and mentally poor in creativity you can be.

I urge you to produce any post of yours since I engaged you intellectually that is half as decent as mine, and I'll never quote you again.

Now, shall we remind our well entertained audience what a cheap clown you are and what it really means to commit grammatical blunder as we consider your following posts?

Kirigidi:
Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!




OLODO!!!

Kirigidi:
Yet you and your tribe's men can't dare stepped into Urhobo territories in Warri. The person you are arguing with is not been moved an inch by your incoherent words! Who is being defeated if not you? To confirm your deficiency in online intelligence argument, you went to mobilize another "nicompoop" to help you out since you can no longer withstand the bashing ! Be ashamed of yourself you mentally deranged son a cheap LovePeddler

Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with brazen idiocy!

Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!




****Modified!

You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education, you better face your deve collection from store to store and stop making a pretence at being educated.


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!


Continue hiding under typo and call them grammatical blunder Mr "intelligence argument" . Illiterate!

Kirigidi:
Yet you and your tribe's men can't dare stepped into Urhobo territories in Warri. The person you are arguing with is not been moved an inch by your incoherent words! Who is being defeated if not you? To confirm your deficiency in online intelligence argument, you went to mobilize another "nicompoop" to help you out since you can no longer withstand the bashing ! Be ashamed of yourself you mentally deranged son a cheap LovePeddler .,

Who let this ill-educated dross out? Someone so ill-educated, a testament to Nigeria's porous educational system where certificates are traded in the open market. Kirigidi, a typical Niger Delta youth -unlearned, restive, ill-exposed with branzen idiocy!

Can someone tell him it's "is not being" not "is not been". It's "intelligent argument" not "intelligence argument".

Alas! Niger Delta has suffered yet another set back in its struggles with youths like Kirigidi polluting the blogosphere with his illiterate fumes!




****Modified!

You've corrected the "been" but you're not literate enough to correct the "intelligence argument". Oga prefect of Adult education, you better face your deve collection from store to store and stop making a pretence at being educated.


Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

Kirigidi:
Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!



OLODO!!!

Kirigidi:
Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!



OLODO!!!

Kirigidi:
Can you see why I adviced you to go back and start from secondary school ? You are so inconsequential. Aren't you ashamed that despite joining forces with your partner in illiteracy to attack, you are still been floored and flogged like mad dogs?

Oh boy! Na now I confirm say you have a witchcraft spirit!

All the numerous Igbe shrines littering Delta State must have hijacked your personal integrity. what a shameless defeated cadaver!

Who didn't know the sentence "see who dey pummel person" is pidgin English?

Ekpa! Mumude!

Drowning buffoon looking for any jetsam to cling to!

Kirigidi:
Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!



OLODO!!!

Kirigidi:
The fool has arrived after a rest from pummeling here . Why appearing and disappearing like a coward, son of a prostitute ?

Self-deceiving bum! Is that supposed to be a reply? Empty-chested dork!

See who dey pummel person! Someone who can barely construct a solid architectonic sentence with grammatical accuracy.

NairalandHeroes:
TheMortician is a moniker in Nairaland

Your attention span is inferior to that of a squirrel.

Your grand father was a serial yam thief, too lazy to till the earth. Your own daddy was a loungelizard who sucks the pussies of old, wrinkling windows to stay alive.

You are descendant from a long line of failures and reprobates. That's why none of your male progenitors have had descent burial.

The filthy scums are placed on a curse to die prematurely and be buried in an unmarked grave.

Your father's wives have placed a spell on you- you shall die by public electrocution and your bones and flesh will be left to rot in the open .

Please, can you stop quoting him? I want his grammatical blunders to be the closing pages of this thread.

Kirigidi:
Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!



OLODO!!!

Kirigidi:
Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!


OLODO!!!

Kirigidi:
Oh! So you no longer claim to be an expert in grammatical expressions , but rather you are now claiming to be referring to someone's name in Nairaland . You are very confused since you are tired of been battered here and now trying desperately to drag others into the drama .
You know you fumbled from the start with all your numerous grammatical mistakes which I pointed out to you, but you were too humiliated to chicken out in disappointment .

Urhobo wizard, like I've always said themortician is the same person as nairalandheroes who has been pummelling you left, right and centre. Keep deceiving yourself. Ekpa!

Kirigidi:
Why dodging to accept your blunders? Stop beating about the bush, young man ! You thought you were intelligent until I started picking out every grammatical errors in your comments which is a clear prove to you that nobody is above errors in English. I know you are very ashamed of yourself right now and regretting what pushed you to poke your nose into an argument that did not involved you from the beginning . Once more, nobody knows it all!

Here comes our pseudo-literate dweeb!

It is "involve" not "involved". Now, this is what is called grammatical blunder!

You didn't know that the past of "do" which is "did" renders the verb "involve" to be in its present form "involve" and not past form "involved".

Education no be "gra gra". Focus on "deve". You're just another wayward, unemployable Niger Delta youth!


OLODO!!!

Kirigidi:
Mr man, don't feel too ashamed to accept correction . There is nothing like "Themortician". Rather the correct form is "the mortician". Feeling too pompous to accept correction won't help you go far, because it's very obvious that you lag behind in intelligence ratings.

You remain an unrepentant, incorrigible Wally.

This is one of themortician's posts:

TheMortician:
not as big an idiot as your dead mother whose vagina is still fresh in the grave embalmed by assorted mixture of acidic sperm

And this is his nairaland profile url:
https://www.nairaland.com/themortician

You'd clutch to anything, anything to save your battered reputation. You have fallen, and the only way up is to humbly lick the dust under your empty pride and move on.

Kirigidi:
There you go again with your terrible grammatical errors and spelling errors . This is not question of random mistakes, it's who you are: a super-proud semi-educated man who feels too pompous to accept corrections ! I doubt if you even went through secondary education ! Your situation is pathetic. Don't be ashamed guy, go back school. Don't let your ego and "I-know-it all attitude" deprived you of opportunity to brush up your English. Just an advice !

You have even sunk despicably low as to fabricate my submission. What is as horrible as a man with bruised ego?

Kirigidi:
There again you are committing blunder, even with all your carefulness efforts at avoiding making mistakes . What is themortician? Guy be ashamed of yourself. You are no match . You are seriously deficient in English. Did you even passed through Secondary School education with this your poor handling of English language ?

Keep the self-delusion flowing. "TheMortician" is another sobriquet of your antagonist, your vanquisher, nairalandheroes.

Oya, find typo hide under, Pseudo-literate!

Kirigidi:
Don't try to hide your shame! Which typos are your talking about? Is that the your excuse for failing English tests? I thought you claimed you know it all and beyond making mistakes? Is it now you know one can make mistakes in English when arguing online? Take your lame excuses elsewhere and accept the fact that you have poor command of English .

I'll stop quoting you so that unnecessary post don't turn the pages of your humiliating exposé. Typos are typos and not grammatical blunders.

You didn't just commit grammatical blunders one too many, but you insisted you were right. That put you on a different league of semi-literates.

Moreover, you were busy attacking someone who writes better, speaks better and obviously more educated than you for writing good English. And that was when I came in to put an arrogant, barely literate twerp in his place.

Now goodbye. The Internet is the only platform where ill-educated bumpkins assume a sense of sophistication. I'll be yoked no further with an underclass. Happy further education!

Kirigidi:
It's too late to defend your intellectual deficiency . You thought you can help rescue your friend colossal online bashing but you ended up dragging yourself into disgrace .

Oh, about the exchange of expletives between you both...I didn't want to talk about that seeing how the both of you displayed lack of regards for your both parents.

But if I'm to make a score on the contest, you were actually outclassed, K.O-ed by themortician. Your disses were weak like a lousy comedian who's poor at grabbing the attention of his audience.

You're literary sterile so I didn't expect you have what it takes to match themortician. The only thing going for you was your over-inflated ego (Urhobo witchcraft), the "I no go 'gree" spirit, even though you're suffering from severe bleeding from themortician's dazes.

It is the same witchcraft that is preventing you from bowing your head in shame after making serious grammatical blunders and trying to defend them.

Oya, look for typos in my writeup and see whether they make enough blanket to hide you from the shame you've beeen subjected to.

Kirigidi:
Mr English teacher and self-appointed mediator ! You see the way you just disgraced yourself with wrong spellings. You see how the attitude of "I-know-all" and over-smartness can embarrass someone ? In a desperate bid to correct the sentences of others, you've just fumbled big time . By the way, it's not "conjuction" but conjunction. And it's not "oder" but order. I can't claim I know all, but at least I'm better than you.

These are typos and are pretty normal. Don't try to hide your educational ineptitude in typos.

Typos are not grammatical errors. Your grammatical ineptitude, on the other hand brings to light the question of your intelligence quotient and cognitive pedigree, which I'm afraid, is behind the curve of the average literate.

Kirigidi:
You see that I've been avoiding you all this while, leaving you to continually display your folly. Just take a look at your spelling of "order" .

Typos are actually normal. There are a couple of other well spelt "order" in the submission you quoted. It makes you so petty.

On the other hand, typos are different from grammatical blunders and an arrogant quasi-literate who's too proud to admit his blunders and intellectual limitations is the perfect example of someone with an oversized ego sitting atop his miniature intellectual frame.

Kirigidi:
Ah! Any further prove to show that you are really a confirmed illiterate ? Just for your own good and instead of repeatedly disgracing yourself here, go search for the meaning of "in order to" in Cambridge English Dictionary. Or better still ask google to fetch you the meaning and use of that phrase . You shameless dullard !

"In order that", "in order to" are phrasal conjuction which means "so that". E.g Michael is learning French in oder that he may appear well integrated in Paris". This is completely different from your own usage as quoted below:

Kirigidi:
What more can one expect from a born-throwaway son of a bitch who grew up feeding from the dustbins . Mr idiot, you need urgent rehabilitation in a psychiatric home because your already degraded mental health is further depreciating fast . But what much can one do to help you, since you are still a roaming vagabond, wandering from street to street with no clear future plan order than engaging in petty crimes and stealing ; D . What a pity ?

"Wandering from street to street with no clear future plan 'order than'..." which means "apart from". Which actually is "other than"

I know certificate is buyable these days and by your literary footprints, I can tell your educational journey was strained by adult night-classes benighted by cognitive limitations.

Bye!

Kirigidi:
What more can one expect from a born-throwaway son of a bitch who grew up feeding from the dustbins . Mr idiot, you need urgent rehabilitation in a psychiatric home because your already degraded mental health is further depreciating fast . But what much can one do to help you, since you are still a roaming vagabond, wandering from street to street with no clear future plan order than engaging in petty crimes and stealing . What a pity ?

There!

It's "other", not "order".

Kirigidi:
You are the one I'm having pity on here, because even in your street you are a nobody and a terrible disgrace to humanity . You are not even qualified to be addressed as disgrace to a whole state like Delta. Just take a look at what you typed above . Wrong spelling and wrong use of apostrophes. Try correct yourself first before coming here to rant shamelessly . And don't forget to tell your LovePeddler mother that it's high time she retired from prostitution business .

A simple acquaintance with how nairaland system automatically sensors some vulgar terms would have prevented your ignorance from going on full-throttle.

"_Retard" and "_imbecile" normally fall under the auto vulgarism check by the system and are re-spelt to something less severe like "slowpoke". Some nairaland users try to bypass the system by changing any alphabet in the original vulgar term to retain the word. Hence your antagonist (themortician) added an apostrophe (') in retardéd and imbecilés to prevent the original words from being system-altered.

Kirigidi:
What ? This guy is really hopelessly dull ! Do you mean to say you don't know that the use of either "baby's factory" or "babies factory" carries the same meaning and is correct? Guy, go back to school rather than disgracing yourself online .

Actually, in a social media interactive platform, many formal English rules, spelling and grammatical accuracy are not actually required. But I'd like to point out that contrary to what you claimed "baby's factory" and "babies factory" don't have the same meaning. Grammatically, baby's factory is the correct one with the apostrophe (') indicating the "baby" is the possessive common noun possessing the factory but indicating the factory belongs to just one baby. "Babies factory" on the other hand ought to have been written as "babies' factory" with an apostrophe (') indicating that the "babies" is a possessive common noun possessing the factory, and this time not one baby. Babies factory is grammatically wrong.

TSOM:
It's simple.

A supposedly Chicago-based chameleon decided to role-play like Diaz Cameron 'cause he thought himself a croc'. So he turned rebellious , harboring dark thoughts , wielding a sword like Michael. But this river isn't Jordan - this is the Everglades. Now the chameleon's being feasted on by the alligators.

Akpor!!! That's what I'm talking about! You know a natural word-Smith as you watch him throw his word-dice. Not some fool who rapes google, and dictionary looking for high-sounding words and when he finds them, he goes on to produce a poor architectonic structure of words thinking that's the hallmark for intelligence or good scripting.


Easy does it!

TSOM:
Antonio Conte!

TSOM:
The TLuzzie persona is supposedly "Ade Debo" as stated in the screenshotted e-mail .
Darkrebel's real names are "Michael GbADEBO" . "Gbadebo" : "ADE DEBO" . Connect the dots...

Here comes the innate forensic specialist whose astute mind works like a charm!

TheMortician:
Does anyone see the date of that doctored email? Does it remind us how Darkenedrebel aka darkrebel69 was caught stealing rap lines in rap section competition?

Then he still brought a funny email and Facebook correspondence with himself and claim he was not plagiarising.

We all knew he was still given a 6 months ban for plagirism and cheating plus using his plethora of monikers to like and vote for his plagiarised generic rap lines!

When I say you're super smart, I mean it. You're one smart ass nigga!

FTrebirth:
you know i had to key in your entire sentence word-for-word to confirm you've not been pilfering as usual.

dude, i don't even know you from jehosaphat; i randomly ran into this thread and witnessed my guy pummeling the living hell out of your stealing ass! after all the trollings, the absurd pretense to create a formidable personality on nairaland, who would have thought you're just an ordinary google thief and you would eventually be busted for intellectual theft?

cursed be the dick that inseminated your mom to give birth to a disgraceful thief like you. oleee! onye oshi!

Aeh!!! E never do? Una wan kill who done already die!

FTrebirth:
another one?
https://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/02/06/6359039715307819461230094718_1.gif

tluzzie, thunder faya you!

Please Ftbaba, you mustn't allow this man, wanting in intellect, numb to shame, slow in adaption to civility, heart-wrenched by unresolved childhood traumas, lezz-brutalized and buried in ignobility, soil your person with his contamination. He's forum-wide nuisance who floats aimlessly out of utter frustration for being nature's reject.

Please stay away. Replying him makes it easier for him to digress from his shame. Please allow the undignified exposé from lezz be the closing chapter of this wonderful book, I'll like to title " The Zandha's Walk Of Shame"

TheMortician:
that intellectually frigid bîtxh has sagged Google's boobs with greedy sucking, Google needs milk to revitalise

The guy is rich in pretence. It's a psychopathic strain.