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AHCB:
M isery elopes when your beauty flare,
I ntelligence so arousing, I want to
S ex you, with the skill of Eros.
S apiosexual intercourse amidst teary clouds.
R ain, rain and it rain on my loins;
A ll season of perfumed rainfall,
I nspiring ideas as beautiful as the
N iagra Falls. Let me fall inside you,
E nchantress of cherubic beauty.
6 times I sex you 69 times... But,
9 times 69 brighten my smile, I sigh...

Fearlez:
Let me slice through your fleshy gate
Like hot knife disappears into a yam flake
There's a serene peace in the bowels of your core
I, a willing prisoner in captivity in your moist cell.
Seven days' prayer break my holy water
Down the soil of your womb
When i shake heaven with night hymes of worship
My baptism in the bowels of Benita
Full immersion to herald the Enforcer

I shall tell!

Toks2008:
My brother I no they tweerk or tweak anything...if lalasticlala like let him even close the thread I care less.

the disclaimer Seun put at the bottom of nairaland page is clear enough and it states "Every Nairaland member is
solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland"

Yes I like my articles to get to front page because I write good stuffs but I'm not desperate about front page.

A good writer must have traffic generating titles that will attract people to view and not the type that people just read and assume the contents without bothering to click on the thread...this is not my style....controversy sells and that is one secret of top bloggers.

Let the mods leave this thread if they find the title appalling and consider my other great threads with subtle titles yet to grace front page...

-Dangerous desire(Ife gbonna)
https://www.nairaland.com/3835190/dangerous-desire-ife-gbona

-Before you fire the shots
https://www.nairaland.com/3610005/before-fire-shots

- When You Have To Choose Between A Philandering Husband Or Polygamy.
https://www.nairaland.com/3680733/when-choose-between-philandering-husband

-6 ways women can avoid domestic violence.(I had to edit this title from "6 ways some women cause domestic violence" after Seun ordered the thread be removed from front page but if you read through the threads you will find marriage saving facts there)
https://www.nairaland.com/3094868/6-ways-women-avoid-domestic

As far as I'm. concerned,there is nothing bad about this thread title cos that is my opinion as the writer.

I agree with you a hundred percent!

vanemo:
No, I don't have anger problems nor am I violent. If that was the case, I would have flipped a long time ago.
I was neither fighting nor nagging to warrant her walking out on me.
I was only trying to explain to her why I can't give her the 300k immediately but would do that a little later.
She should have waited and listened to my explanation before walking out on me and like I said this is not the first time this is happening. I've seen her once walk out on my father-in-law.
I saw all the signs during courtship but I guess her extraordinary loyalty blinded me to her other flaws.

Brother, pay no heed to the emotional garbage spewing from most of the ladies in this forum. Most of them are bias and are feminists.

They'll roast you and share a toast to your miseries. When you see married women spending much time on this forum, know that they're having serious foundational issues in their marriages and most see men as the enemy.

Simply never lay your hands on your wife. Be a good husband to her but demand your respect as a husband. Her walking out on you is very rude. Don't be beclouded by this new generation of lost women.

There're many ways to get back your respect from your wife. Let your words be few and act independent in every possible way. Even those things she loves doing for you that give her joy and a sense of wifely fulfilment do it yourself. Let her know there's no point pretending since she can disrespect you, she can go all the way. Buckle up till she tenders an apology.

You can't afford to lose your respect as a husband. It's usually the beginning of a whole lot of things going wrong.

Sorry about your dad.

Toks2008:
You can only imagine that the title I gave is an issue that lalasticlala is even bothered about but unfortunately I may have to sacrifice front page rather than for me to change that title cos I can't sugar coat it

You can still tweak the title a bit. Let it hit front page and meet the bigger audience. I understand lalasticlala's concern but as long as the message remains intact, you can sacrifice the title.

Toks2008 at it again! Like me you'd never sacrifice truth for convenience.

You've spoken the truth. There're two types of people who would oppose your view as expressed in your article, one for each gender.

Most guys that would oppose your views here were either brought up by their moms or they have an abusive father. And they've come to hate the male folk and everything that seems to associate with their authority and advantage.

The other group are feminists from the female gender who may hate men for the same reason stated earlier.

But their views have no influence on reality. Once a woman was once married and steps out of her marriage in the name of divorce, there's only one thing in the mind of the average man - she's second hand.

I think she's a fake. Even though some of the habits are unhygienic, sometimes it happens involuntarily.

Chewing your nails could be a psychoanalytic body language that indicate lost in thoughts, worried, anxious or anxiety. Picking of the nose bad a habit as it can be, especially in public and when there's mucus therein, can sometimes happen involuntarily when the nostrils itch.

Cleaning up after oneself, no biggie on personal hygiene but opinionated women like her always take it to another level where the man is held down to domestic chores which is supposed to be her duty.


All this our African gbedu babes with over-forming, trying to live out a fantasy they picked up from the screen and soft sell mags.

wealthywiseman:
For starters, the Catholic Church is the first and only Church founded by Christ.

Others are mere creations and thoughts of mere mortals.

You dig?

It is indeed obvious my mention has come to your notice. But what isn't so obvious is the reason for your unwillingness to respond.

After making such a bold and far-reaching declaration, it would be a shame to see you retreat in silence without standing to defend your proclamation.

Now make yourself proud and defend your statement.

vargasvictory:
Nobody is with you, take off the makeup and the Photoshop innit


Me babe is miles prettier

Spot on! You took right outta my mouth. She's beautiful alright. But for her skin tone, it obviously digitally edited.

OP,

First off, there's always a positive side to every unpleasant situation. From what you wrote about your parents' separation, it is clear you took your mother's side for apparent reasons - she's the one who raised you and paid most of the sacrifice that made you who you are today. You most definitely blamed your father.

But now you're going through something similar. You're learning first hand what most women are. But don't make your father's mistake else your wife will paint a sorry, emotional fable before your daughter, labelling you as the uncaring, wayward father who abandoned his family. And your relationship with your daughter would be fractured by your wife. This is woman for you. They're enemies of truth and emotional blackmail runs in their vains.

Look for your father if he's still alive. Hear from him what caused his separation from your mom. Marry it to your current situation and apply wisdom not to head down your father's path.

As for your wife, you've become a predicted robot to her. Women have the power of observation. She knows you in and out. You must change this by a large extent if you want to keep her intrigued, fascinated and curious.

Be largely unpredictable. I can swear she knows what you don't like and deliberately do them. She expects a particular reaction from you and you always act her script.

Don't show provocations mostly, even when she disrespects you. Act independent even with domestic chores and washing even your cloths. Don't eat her food and don't reach for her body. Then watch her getting all anxious and worried. She would either start throwing all kinds of wild allegations against you (which is a way of saying her strategy has backfired) or she'd start retracing her steps.

wealthywiseman:
For starters, the Catholic Church is the first and only Church founded by Christ.

Others are mere creations and thoughts of mere mortals.

You dig?

Can you back this claim with scriptures or some other solid, irrefutable facts?

TheMortician:
JALINGO—MEMBERS of Taraba State chapter of Miyeti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria, clad with arms, yesterday, took its protest against the state’s Open Grazing Prohibition and Ranchers Establishment Bill 2017 to the House of Assembly, threatening breakdown of law if the bill is passed.

First , it is now evidently clear, Fulani herdsmen are the ones killing and maiming farmers across the length and breadth of Nigeria.

Secondly, only in a Government where tribalism is unofficially legalised by careless speeches, body language, and inaction would a known group be so openly bold to hold a government to ransom from making policies. It has never happened.

The tribal rhetorics with which the Buhari APC took power have come to haunt them.

If there's one thing that is clear with Buhari's APC is that they have brought in an unprecedented level of lawlessness.

AHCB:
Saving lives doesn't put money in their pocket, but generating revenue does.

I'm afraid Nigeria is a mess! Every security force in the country has modelled itself after the the Nigerian Police force whose bread and butter is the mounting of road blocks and extorting money from motorists under funny pretext. It was never to watch the road for dangers and criminal activities. The FRSC has been a good student of the Nigerian Police force.

TheMortician:
So why won't the bastard FRSC start with Government convoys, military persons driving their private or official cars against traffic, bullion vans and police officials who don't obey traffic laws and drive against the flow of traffic?

Booooom! Head shot to the idiots whose first inclination is to generate revenue than saving lives.