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drisham:
3G/A in the biggest game of his career

More G/A than Salah in finals


Don't you dare disrespect cole palmer

thanks. Palmer is better than Salah.
Palmer won the cwc, and also won the cwc best player and a goal scoring and assisting man of the match award.
Wetin Salah achieve for his champions league win, did he win player of the tournament or just a passenger.
All those years Salah day play, small palmer don come overtake am for goals and assists in final.
Salah no fit clean palmer boot

Amigoss:
Already worldclass? But has zero goals and zero UCL appearances for Chelsea,just 1 in his career

Just 2 international goals,England's benchwarmer

Non-penalty goals in 9months

None other players in the world gets world class shouts with this abominable stats

champions league is second rate.
he won best player of the best club competition,and final man of the match.
Also scoring two and one assist in the final.
Plus assists and goals in other major finals. Let us see if tuchel will bench him, unlike that dunce Southgate, palmers better than saka or any English attacker.
Individual awards already like,cwc best player, epl best young player,epl fans player of the year, english player of the year, Chelsea best player.
Ballon dor top candidate.
Best attacking midfielder in the world,no other person comes close.
Already he's won and achieved what no goddamned English attacker or any other star player has achieved.
So my friend, he's world class.

How ona see sterling matter sef.
The player does not want to go to another club,rejects pay cut.
Have Arab clubs not approached, or he rejected them too?
Chelsea should be ruthless with lazy and visionless players.
He just wants to sit on bench collecting 350k for nothing.
He should be demoted to cleaning staff or laundryman or any work that makes him earn the 350k.
This is my take, abi doesn't it make sense cfc people

Just a funny question. Between palmer, estevao, jaopedro. Who go first win world best award?
Pedro say he get ballon dor ambition.
Estevao is supported by all the legends to be the best.
Palmer is already world class.
If by chance palmer no win this one.
Omo the next battle won't be easy.

Silentgroper:
Overall UCL trophy, drop am if e sure for you make we see who be Aston Villa level..


You wey dey follow real betis dey drag conference league trophy

drop your cwc trophy to even discuss levels.

Silentgroper:
Na wetin dey vex me be this .. A whole Liverpool has the most trophies in the whole of England club but na one insignificant trophy wey una win come dey make you dey yarn dust anyhow ..

You've won all European trophy how many of each you have starting with UCL ??
😤😤😤

I don't know why you expect us stoop so low to come and be dragging conference league trophy with una like how .. conference league, Europa League is not our standard oga ..

Show workings by providing how many UCL you have, let's see who's bigger.

. Haven't Liverpool played in Europa level before. Why una club no win am?
You win what is In front of you.
Chelsea will not stoop so low to ur level.
Your club is at the same rate as astonvilla and Nottingham forest, cus you and them have won the same trophies, Just that those clubs have fallen behind now. show us your cwc trophy first.

Amigoss:
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a 1 year president has more power and level than 20 years governor.

Amigoss:
This is you disgracing yourself,Na Sunderland and spurs be ya mates

Liverpool no be Chelsea mates.
Your club and manunited,mancity are mates.
We are the only club world champions, we receive award from uefa as the only club to win all 6 titles.
So you see,your 20 epl titles is useless as our cwc trophy covers anything your club have won, and achieved in their history.
So Liverpool is second rate and not Chelsea level.

We just allow donnaruma go mancity.
We no Bleep up so.
That Westham shot and that eze freekick no suppose enter our post.
No way donnaruma concede those goals.
With sanchez na stop and start and when pressure start to show in the middle of season he will just flop.
He good but we suppose try at least to get donnaruma.
Now all those counter shooting goals city day concede he will block and save all, other teams will shoot tire, City will finish them with haaland.
City now firmly favourites for epl with Liverpool.
So how we go take win mancity when we meet dem again because cancel out estevao and wingers cutting in shots, long range shots and crosses.
Na palmer ground placing we go depend on again abi?.
And when donnaruma has finish saving all our shots, one rubbish long shot from rodri or any player will just fly into our net. Thunder fire maresca if na him block the deal or the board

Why clubs no day engage fans sef.
I think if Chelsea bring a pattern to engage us fans dem go make money, we sef the fans will cash out.
Abi na just to celebrate and drink suppose to be our joy as fans.
People always say, wetin we as fans day gain, whether Chelsea day pay us, even if the players win or lose, dem day pay dem.
Please let football change and start bringing money making avenues for their fans.
Maybe Chelsea fit bring app for fans, maybe best celebratory videos, quizzes, correct scores or predictions, remote fans work, paid fan groups, shareholding, crypto coin.
anything to give us their fans a share of the monies.
Because we fans spend our money on the club, and without we the fans, the club no go survive.

Chineke. palmer plus estevao plus Pedro and gittens.
Remind me of duff, robben, drogba, lampard. Hazard, Willian, Costa,fabregas squads.
Those squads win trophies,this or squad go win too.
Chelsea go win premier league and champions league again before arsenal.

Enzo5:
‼️FIFA will consider giving Chelsea an automatic spot for the Club World Cup defence in 2029.

They gained more by chelsea winning rather than PSG, it have CWC prestige.

oboy a. Our rivals don get bp.
Their plan was that we no go win cl in 4 years time to defend our cwc.
But their joy don turn to sorrow.
Palmer ballon dor fifa best next for maximum pain.

Realtord43:
Garnacho and Xavi Simon, we only need one if we are to sign any of them, the squads should not be too bloated. Garnacho won't be bad given he has the Epl experience already, and he know he will have to sit and wait for game time. not so sold on Simon base on recent experience from players we have sign from Leipzig and Bundesliga.

. Sign everybody if possible. Premier league is world toughest league.
Everybody go play. It takes good coach to manage everybody.
How guardiola day take manage all those mancity players? So my guy we never even buy finish sef.

Premier league will go well this season.
No excuse again for arteta, Expectations for maresca, pressure on amorim, all eyes on slot, chellenges for guardiola.
World class strikers, world class midfielders, world class coaches, world class owners.
Buckle up and get ready, welcome to epl 2025.

After we tumble psg and take the crown, now everybody go want win the world champions.
Next season no go easy.
Everybody go play Chelsea with high morale and try to win us, all those small teams go want win us by all means, or struggle for draw,big teams go play everything to win us.
Make maresca warn dem o, no dulling. na now our main challenge start, last season go be childs play.

Palmer deserve ballondor.
Yamal no go club world cup, Salah too and raphinha.
Mbappe play rubbish, the psg players try, but in the biggest competion of the year their final performance na rubbish.
How dem go give dembele ballon dor when for final dem mark am out till they sub him for small boys, vitinha sef dey mark him out, combined with all hakimi and Mendes.
Have they ever sub messi and Ronaldo for cl or national finals.
Palmer dominate a final against the so called ballon dor candidates with man of the match,goals and assists,plus player of the tournament presented by Donald trump.
Make rival fans day play, e go day like film for their eye.
You day collect people wife, men no fit challenge you, you think say you strong.
but one small boy enter your house tie you down, yansh all your wives still tell you to watch.
Who you think say be the champion yansher.?

Thos Simons we are buying,which position he want play sef. Na 10 or cm? Palmer, Enzo,caicedo, Santos and lavia sub for caicedo and Enzo. Will Simons accept sitting for bench ba.? Because palmer no dey go wing, na estevao get right wing. I hope say the club has plans and the players they are signing know thierself well.

Palmer for ballondor and fifa best. Best player for biggest club competition . Man of the match. Dumbele and shitinha deserve (ballonchair) for their best sitting to collect. Dumbele especially deserve (ballondumb)

The lion and the snake go bow to the king. No harm go happen for the holy mountain. Make vitinha and dembele go try am make we see.

Another pain and confusion for the enemies. I foresee a slim player who stretched an Italian and confused a french party, winning a best award. I see saka,dembele,vitinha,doue,yamal in vision all in lights, but a brighter light came and overlight their lights and the light stood and seized the other lighters and it's light shone brighter. Na so. As this one day confuse our enemies, when e finally happen e go finally destabilize dem to chaos.

No worry. Now na chelsea hold cwc for four years. Na we be the only club fifa go consult for football matter. so mancity quiet, psg go sleep, Liverpool comot body, Madrid go chop, arsenal go train, Bayern go relax. Na chelsea day on board. We don take over fifa government for four years. Next masaraties. No (1) world best award for palmer (2). Chelsea members fifa promotion. (3). Chelsea official fifa partner.(4) all case against Chelsea dismissed and finalcial immunity for Chelsea. If you no like go to court.

Only chelsea have got a president to celebrate them. Another move to scatter and pain our enemies. Trump my cfc fan. Dem for give am jersey now. Still wait. More confusion day come. We still have white house national congrats party. Trump go sign executive order for chelsea head. America fans and money here we come. America girls too. We have paint usa blue, Chelsea flag go fly over usa.

Gucciboy:
🚨FIFA have now renamed all the previous Club World Cup winners as now “FIFA Intercontinental Champions” — FIFA only recognise Chelsea as World Champions.

(FIFACWC)

only Chelsea has won every trophy for football. Now no player go fit reject Chelsea, just drop cwc trophy and e don finish. Now hijack gyokeres from arsenal lol. get a new keeper.

Leyqute:
See premium Delulu LMAO

leyqute how far I say na you go get premium delulu. So collect. 🤐😥❌. Still wait. Oya collect again. Delu,dell,de,duluuu, delu for leyquite is for delulu. = Leyqute is delulu. Haha

See wetin I talk before match start. If you doubt go page (21330) . (Theuniverse-
Forget press reistence abi na resistor. When Chelsea win Barca and Bayern who was press resistant then. Abi lampard mikel essien etc were press resistant. Let psg press out team and keeper very high, make them play their normal football sef with full confidence say we no sabi ball. Then when we draw dem inside we suppose apply two touch rule. As any player receive the ball, 1st touch to control 2nd touch to set,3rd na through pass. Just like how crystal palace play mancity. No nonsense passing and playing. They allow city play the ball, allow mancity wingers to run the wing. The sense they get say them no chase dem like headless chicken, anytime city players day pass ball for midfield, dem day look dem like film until they near the defence before the crowd them with agression. As soon as city go wing they drop back deep and defend the winger with two players, but they no just rush the two defenders go wing because through pass fit enter, but they wait for the winger to control the ball and move inside before they defend their side 18 box line. Abi colwill say we no go play like madrd and Bayern? Rugged, that means the team don analyze palace and other great Chelsea tactical killings. So na the game plan be this. Sanchez pass to collwill or tosin they move small with the ball, when psg rush them, pass back to snachez psg go rush more. Suru straight to the side or center for battle, one touch pass to the nearest midfielder, who control again with one touch. now based on how psg backline high reach, suru again over the defence for one on one, or to the other side, then we push the ball and ground pass to the rushing in midfielders like Enzo or joao pedro for one touch control shot. Na exactly wetin palace do be this. We go do am to a better level. God help psg if we fit execute am perfectly. you know say you fear before this match, you no try next time no fear na big name we be for the world and Europe.
Some poeople like leyquite Say na delulu I talk Make leyquite come answer now? In day hide abi.

Thunder fire all Chelsea haters and nonsense media people. I said it o. All the Chelsea haters cry blood. Chelsea for life. Oneperson here say na premium delulu we go see. I say na him go get the delulu it has happened. All the england teams need to buy drink for Chelsea for saving england from embarrassment and 5 over 5 defeat. Arsenal ❌, city ❌, aston villa ❌, Liverpool ❌. But Chelsea big ☑️. 👑 Kings of the world, champions of the world. Up Chelsea. Cfc for life. Ktbffh. Ayo ayoo ayoooo!!!. Chelsea oye Chelsea oye Chelsea oye psg booooo.

Ibime:
So people dey actually read Theuniverse posts wey no get spacing, full stop or paragraph

. Spacing full stop and paragraph no mean anything. If na contract information I write their or I write about payment of money and dropping of account number, you go talk of paragraph? English no be my papa language, my papa language no get paragraph,full stop and spacing. So you go read am with country man eye.

But wait o. If caicedo and lavia plus James no fit make the match. Chelsea should just delay the match for one week. Which law for fifa talk say team no fit suspend match. Abi na dead person and spirit go come play the match?. no be america?. Na boehly house we day, make Chelsea talk say our players and keepers day sick and dem no fit play and dem get heatstroke sickness. Truely our players are tired and not too healthy and we should have doctor's report. Nothing go happen, highest enemy fans go only vex and psg sef go vex but nothing dem fit do, dem either wait or we share the trophy. trump na fifa president man. Make boehly do the masarati like dat, APC and pdp pattern. No be only inec day do inconclusive. Football sef e day.

Arsenal fans day protest against madueke signing. Over 4000 protesters online. If Chelsea get sense make we hijack the protests and support the signing of madueke like APC and pdp battle. computer boys go and support online. Na change.org site. Go flood their and support madueke signing.

drisham:
Lmao

They way we are analyzing and analysis


Na the same way Enrique dey analyze our team too😭

Enrique day use eye analyze us. But we day use ai and computer do our analysis. Boehly has hire Nvidia and chatgpt. Haha