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common to redevelop Stamford bridge our nonsense owner no fit handle. the useless British government didn't give abramovich the permit and sell the space he needed for redevelopment. but now way this our fat idiot owner has gotten the permit, na excuse of six years of playing away from Stamford bridge or buying another costly land to build a new stadium he's telling us. stupid man, if na Arab owner na all this nonsense e for day tell us, or e for don start work by now. Liverpool and mancity stadium redevelopments how many years e take? Dem go play for another stadium? a better owner would have gotten a world class engineering company to start work and finish the work fast. maybe na useless British engineering companies day tell am six years, abi na America company? the idiot no see how Chinese companies day build structures rapidly or how they they use advanced techniques to construct skyscrapers and other big structures in few months or weeks, highest 2 years. Dem day even comot entire structures from ground, day turn and reorientate structures when constructing or for redevelopment. and their work go even cheap pass sef, but the fat idiot American no go meet Dem. but na useless British and American companies way day tell am six years e day listen to. wetin them sabi build sef? thunder fire boehly and his board. goat all of them.

rugged Chelsea fans that sang "feck off pochetino". this show we still have the elite mentality, thunder fire any Chelsea fan that still supports this fat idiot bumbling impersonation of a coach. next make the fans stone the idiot coach bottle for stadium and scatter his car. if his co-idiot boehly think say na joking matter. abi the fans still sang "boehly is a cunt"? his turn is coming too, stupid American business man, na that his fat belle them go flog pipe for that Stamford bridge. up Chelsea skinheads,elite mentality for life, no to mediocrity. so I join the Chelsea fans in singing,Mourinho Mourinho Mourinho, abramovich abramovich abramovich,. feck off pochetino feck off pochetino, boehly you're a cunt boehly you're a cunt. up blues, cfc for life,ktbffh.

I hope our coach will not try nonsense tactics for this final. no palmer false9, no nonsense gambling tactics,play everybody that deserve to start. finally pochetino na loser and e get useless mentality, I just day wonder what he will be instructing the players now. something like this "Liverpool better pass us oh,you know say I have played them in the champions league final with tottenham oh, that my team get experience and mature players but una be young players oh, i did gragra that time and lost, but make una no try am oh, you remember say they loaded us 4-1 abi?, no too go front oh, they get Salah,jota,Diaz them go kill us for counter oh, just hold the ball they pass for back, pass sotey them tire to press us in our defence and Enzo just day flog long pass to nkunku to run them, if we do like this we will win, if not we are finished". that is if the useless coach does not even decide to start Sanchez and Silva, both coming back from injury , just like he started Kane in that ucl final. let the players encourage and motivate theirselves to win and forget anything that useless loser coach tells them.

timbros:
Which match have you ever witnessed 19 or 20 PK taken in the course of 90mins?

I don't answer stupid questions.

so if your striker miss 5 one on ones, but your keeper fail to catch a penalty after following the ball and punching, but the ball entered. will you blame you keeper for the loss or the striker?

Jodera:
Timbros, I want to ask you a question, please oblige me.

If you're given 200m and say you should buy either attackers(CF, Lw or RW) or defenders (either CB, RB or Lb).

Now you can buy a combination of attackers (like CF and Lw for example) or combination of defenders (like CB and Lb) but You must not use the money to buy combination of both (example you can't buy like CF/Rw and CB/Lb).

You must strictly buy either Defenders or Attackers using the 200m

With respect to your team, which department will you go for?

give coach like pochetino that 200m, na nonsense strikers like toney he go buy. give better coach like pep or klopp, he fit only buy buy world class defenders that can still be scoring and assisting like walker,Trent,vandyke etc. timbros na pochetino or guardiola/klopp.?

so na toney pochetino want to sign. mediocre low level coach. wants to take us to totenham mediocrity level. thankfully boehly no day listen to the idiot on player signings. vivell and co in charge. osimhen or manage Jackson.

BlaqFaze:
you should employ an AI to edit this

oga well-done. but please, my AI suggestion is still valid since you've not countered it or shown it's faults. untill then I wait your reply and rebuttal.

Itsrm:
What will happen during matches when teams with actual coaches outsmart AI

no human coach can outsmart AI. AI can take in all variables, calculate and implement answers at light speed. the power of AI supercomputers or quantum systems pass any human coach ability to outsmart. lastly AI systems are self learning and improving continuously like humans as long as data is fed in.

come to think of it. Chelsea even need coach again sef? AI day draw picture, play music,write stories,give intelligent answers. we are all seeing what chat gpt day do for tech scene. abi boehly say Chelsea get performance computer? e better make Chelsea sack the nonsense coach, adopt a very advanced AI computer and robot coach to be our main coach. all decisions and tactics subs and strategy of the team is to be decided by the computer. the computer will be far better than the dunce we are parading as coach now. the AI computer will have the ability to scan all football tactical metrics and data, merge and calculate all possible football tactics and situations. it will scan and calculate our players quality and form data, adapt rapidly and implement tactical adjustments and changes before any coach. watch and learn all opponent tactical and strategic patterns and implement counter tactical strategy with AI tech. computers are proving themselves. since 1997 (deep blue computer) has soundly defeated the reigning world chess champion (Garry Kasparov) and co . since 2016- google (deepmind computer) has soundly defeated the world champion (go game) player (lee sedol) and co. since 2019- AI computer program (pluribus) has soundly defeated the world top poker players (Darren Elias) and co. computers have defeated this champs and world-class players, it has proven itself in highly tactical,calculative and thinking games. it has proven itself in rapidly adjusting in matching and demolishing human tactics and calculations to soundly trounce all challengers. if stupid boehly knows what's best for him, he better sack our idiot coach and his team and buy google and Nvidia computers for the coaching job. he can employ a implementor whose job is to make sure the players understand the (AI computers) tactics and instructions at all times and follow it's orders at all times. we will match and surpass guardiola in all football tactics,calculations and ramifications. We go dominate england whether the useless fa like am or not and Europe. come on Chelsea,up blues, Chelsea for life, ktbffh.

why pochetino day bench nkunku but bringing him in second half of games? last match the same thing, the idiot play palmer false9, but as soon as he change palmer to his normal position and bring on nkunku,at least the game change, and palmer influence won the game for us. make our nonsense director of football or technical staff call the idiot to order. pochetino think say he be guardiola?. he want play palmer false9 because guardiola play debruyne false9 abi?. he want to copy but he no get sense or tactics to implement, na rubbish always be the result. our defence porous he never copy guardiola marking, our midfield porous he never copy guardiola pressing or his inverted left and right backs for support. na guardiola false 9 attack he day go copy, but he never get sense to copy how guardiola day implement his high line with pressing and marking and intensity. very foolish coach. see manunited that was with us in the bottom don shoot go up table, but our stupid coach never fit even learn from tenhag about how to fit win games consistently. tenhag way just come new. thunder fire the coach. his sack is around the corner.

thunder fire guardiola if he no destroy us 6goals. this rubbish pochetino tactics, as caicedo expose for midfield alone,Enzo for one side. confused passing and backpasses. against haaland,de bruyne,foden etc. na massacre in advance. comot your mind from that match, make the nacking no pain you.

oil day Enzo head. let him tell that fat idiot owner boehly that he will go unless the idiot coach is sacked for rubbishing his football and making him look average with nonsense tactics. good on Enzo for seeking a transfer out. make idiot caicedo and murdryk etc day there day waste their time with insult for that useless impersonation of a coach. I and all Chelsea fans are solidly behind Enzo. we will not accept mediocrity. thunder fire boehly and pochetino.

because of common 10million Chelsea go pay that idiot coach Dem no fit sack now abi? thunder fire boehly and fa. if na Arab man he go allow any financial impediment to no allow am achieve wetin in want? nonsense American business man boehly. if na that day one be really the problem,e no fit do like city and use any external financial or investment money to pay the idiot off, without incurring epl financial penalties?. mancity never do am before? other clubs unko? daftness of boehly in business acumen, combined with useless British government and fa, has put us in the hands of a cancerous fellow, leading us to the apocalyptic edge of a ginarmous precipice. and from the look of things we go fall inside with no way out.

those nonsense epl fa england thugs caused this rubbish for Chelsea. British slaves chased abramovich out illegally and seized his assets. rejecting Arab offers, finally to sell the club to their political masters, American business man boehly. thunder fire them wellwell. make Chelsea even go down sef. make their mumu league lose interest from millions of Chelsea fans, including profits and branding. abi one of our co-owners (eghbali)na iranian man? now Iran day worry uk in middle east. why the nonsense oversabi uk government never seize the club from eghbali and co? because na American man overall get Chelsea, Dem no born those British well to try poo. if Dem get liver make Dem seize newcastle and mancity etc from their saudi owners. thunder fire abramovich too. fearfear Russia man. nonsense government want to forcefully take your club illegally from you. you just left like that without resistance. tell them say you no go sell, tell them to go to hell. if Dem do anyhow take Dem to court. wetin Dem go do? if Dem do anyhow, blow the matter politically, all china and Russia political allies to seize any British business assets at once if Chelsea is seized from abramovich. epl will lose value and investments since it's not safe for foreign investors. finally sack pochetino, the players no be the problem but the the nonsense coach and tactics,midfielders far apart,attackers isolated, slowness and lack of intensity, rubbish motivation and body language of the coach, sitting and folding his legs,instead of standing and motivating his team.

nonsense coach like pochetino. wetin he know about football? he get Messi mbappe and Neymar for psg nothing he do. he go champions league final, start Kane way just come from injury and bench moura, later sub him on. no surprise say this carabao cup final the idiot go still play palmer false9 and disasi right back again. useless loser and unambitious mediocre coach. meddlesome interloper coach.

thunder fire pochetino if he bench Gallagher for chukuemeka. the useless coach no blame his tactics na Gallagher he go come blame abi? he day craze to try am. goat coach.

why is our foolish coach always sitting on the bench confused? stand up and ginger, direct and motivate your team no way. he no see how klopp stand up and day direct Liverpool from side? no wonder the players do nonsense for the match, following their useless coach lazy mentality. he think say coaching work na only to select players for pitch abi? very useless low standard mediocre coach

patrickmuf:
Club wey dey parade Disasi, Mudryk, Madueke and co?

Baba thank you but I no want wahala this year...

disasi murdryk and madueke no better pass young Connor Bradley of Liverpool way finish us?. wetin our own young players do for the match? thunder fire pochetino.

pochetino before the match says that he expects a win at anfield. but after the humiliation the idiots has now said he did not expect a win with Liverpool better than us in all areas. very stupid low mentality coach. thunder fire boehly. stupid america man for hiring this his fellow stupid idiot. thunder fire am if he no sack the idiot and allow Mourinho go manunited.

pochetino is useless and must be sacked. next, epl na very nonsense league, thunder fire them. although Liverpool deserve to thrash us cus of our stupid and idiot coach. those var decisions on Gallagher and nkunku na rubbish. even when jota block chillwell var no cancel the goal. thunder fire epl var, wayo nonsense fixed league, stupid refs and corrupt organization with gambling refs and var officials. I don't know why anybody never even expose their corruption and bribing and gambling. if na fifa sepp blatter or russia matter, fbi and America go day pursue and investigate upandan. but the nonsense corrupt uk league Dem never investigate. why epl matches var rooms no day the stadiums but for one building for London? why epl var rooms only get one person way go make any nonsense decision way he like? why no investigations on English and epl refs officials bettings? Italian league and others have been investigated refs,officials coaches have been caught and punished before. so england clean abi? the highest betters and gamblers naim Dem be, they must investigate them at once. this rubbish don too much. thunder fire fbi,fifa,epl and all them, useless idiot people

pochetino is useless and must be sacked. next, epl na very nonsense league, thunder fire them. although Liverpool deserve to thrash us cus of our stupid and idiot coach. those var decisions on Gallagher and nkunku na rubbish. even when jota block chillwell var no cancel the goal. thunder fire epl var, wayo nonsense fixed league, stupid refs and corrupt organization with gambling refs and var officials. I don't know why anybody never even expose their corruption and bribing and gambling. if na fifa sepp blatter or russia matter, fbi and America go day pursue and investigate upandan. but the nonsense corrupt uk league Dem never investigate. why epl matches var rooms no day the stadiums but for one building for London? why epl var rooms only get one person way go make any nonsense decision way he like? why no investigations on English and epl refs officials bettings? Italian league and others have been investigated refs,officials coaches have been caught and punished before. so england clean abi? the highest betters ang gamblers naim Dem be, they must investigate them at once. this rubbish don too much. thunder fire fbi,fifa,epl and all them, useless and wayo people.

confused coach he must be sacked by nonsense boehly. must not be allowed to coach our Carling cup final. na embarrassment be that.

confused coach. must not be allowed to coach our Carling cup final. na embarrassment be that.

Africa football is nonsense, very few countries play better entertaining football. except the northafricans morroco,Egypt etc. the rest just play physical,rough and aggresive crossing and running football. at the end no pregress will come out. let Senegal or Morocco win. the two of them play ball on the ground. the rest no follow.

all this voting na nonsense. fifa should have technical and analysis experts that should judge the winners of fifa best. it should be based firmly on stats and performances, not popularity contest. wetin nonsense captains and coaches and journalist know about football. once one player day popular all of them go just day follow that person like boy boy. and if a player no day popular because e no day give a Bleep about anybody, even if he's the best, they no go like am. this rubbish voting must end. even if they must vote it must not be allowed to be final determinant. a kind of American style electoral college or British style indirect election must be included to vote a fifa best player, and checkmate nonsense. but congrats to Messi. e just be fifa pikin.

Chelsea is supposed to be playing a highline pressing game. with all this our youthfull and energetic players, instead the nonsense coach is playing police football with our team. no pressure, no style, just predictable back passes and side passes. we get get luck if we finish in top half this season.

Chelsea is supposed to be playing a highline pressing game. with all this our youthfull and energetic players, instead the nonsense coach is playing police football with our team. no pressure, no style just predictable back passes and side passes. we get get luck if we finish in top halt this season.

I just love the way the Arab world day buy British clubs. only if the nonsense British allowed that Saudi man to buy Chelsea,we for no day see this nonsense. make Saudi Arabia and Arabs tell British to go hell politically. make we see if British get the liver to take clubs from them. abi Saudi Arabia and arab countries day support china smallsmall, and arab countries day neutral for Russia war,and dey oppose Israel war? why uk government never force mancity,newcastle etc Arab owners to sell. na for abramovich they get mind. abramovich sef Bleep up, e just go like small pikin. e for tell British to go to hell, say e no go sell,carry them go court. if na Chinese man bin get Chelsea, uk government for get this mind? na sanction and full force damage china for give them. i blame Putin for not strengthening Russia's economy, nobody for get mind try this nonsense. he still allow the nonsense uk government seize Chelsea from his oligarch henchman abramovich without helping. Putin for threaten uk say if they seize Chelsea from abramovich forcefully and unwillingly in an unlawful takeover, e go seize any uk personal or government asset or investments in Russia, and give a lifeban on any british investments in Russia. ban any country investing in Russia from using British assets and companies . we for see British mind.

make boehly even run the club down sef. since the oversabi nonsense British government get mind, collect Chelsea from abramovich hand because them no day fear Russia. make boehly carry Chelsea do anything way he like sef, turn am to basketball club, strip club, or casino sef, e no consine me. make we see if the nonsense British government go get mind force am from boehly hand. America go deal with those nonsense British people. boehly too dull sef. this new European super league way day come up so. make boehly tell fa to go to hell, say Chelsea must join that league. nothing that stupid British government go fit do. if they get mind make them try nonsense. make glazers for united tell fa to go hell too. turn their hero club manunited to rubbish, make them tell fa to go to hell say them no go sell united, scatter manunited and rubbish their darling club. make we see British mind.

thunder go fire boehly if he buy osimhen for this useless coach. as soon as we buy osimhen just day watch, he go get injury because of our useless coach training and fitness method. that time we will be criticizing osimhen, and go come leave the stupid coach free. he go come talk later again say na new striker or big name we need to buy to win. he see mumu American owner he cash out. e fit go tell this nonsense to abramovich? thunder fire yahoo boys if them no thief this mumu boehly money this year. since he get billions go waste, make yahoo boys chop am, e better pass, than this idiot impersonation of a coach.

if president tinubus convoy comes to Lagos and drives one way. Lagos governor go come street come arrest am abi? misusing power over subordinates, but try that with your level or above. maybe arrest another governors convoy in Lagos.

just see what chalobahs personal trainer -Ed Hodge- said on a now deleted twiiter post some months ago about our useless medical team. The process has been further complicated by injuries to several key players including summer signings Moises Caicedo, Romeo Lavia and Christopher Nkunku. Hodge apparently explained the reasons for the injuries to so many players as he blamed the medical staff for the crisis.
WHAT THEY SAID: "Most of the injuries are because the players have been loading muscles time and time again without lengthening them simultaneously... then one lunge into a tackle, or a COD too rapidly and they're injured," he wrote.
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"Hardly any of them do reformer Pilates or terrain work (i.e. stair sprints & hill sprints to strengthen knee ligaments). It's an absolute mess at the moment, bro.". some questions. did stupid boehly force hodge to delete the twitter post or pochetino? have the team implemented hodge suggestions and adjusted? does the stupid american want to sell chalobah because of his trainers criticism of the useless medical staff? boehly go just day spend money anyhow, he's the most foolish American billionaire in the world. a very big fool. thunder fire the useless oversabi British government for removing abramovich a serious owner for this American fool. Americans and British are both very useless in football management. Chelsea is not going anywhere with that idiot in charge.