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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 10:05am On Jul 12, 2025
Silentgroper:
If you guys go on defence .. ya'll got be disciplined enough not to commit fouls in that box 18 , good placement of the hand to keep out unnecessary handball fouls cause PSG would definitely hit the ball from outside . Depending on if PSG is good on set piece, avoid corners and freekicks .. uptimum discipline can win you this game ..

Sitting back has its lapses aand those are it ...
na so. But how many penalty Chelsea don concede this cwc. Chelsea defenders no day tackle and slide anyhow. Only chalobah no get sense, he go just day run anyhow and not composed. Let tosin start, we need one on one marking no be gragra. Psg attackers are not tall, how many header psg don score this cwc. Only close range freekick I go fear. Let Chelsea allow dem to cross from now till tommorow nothing will happen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 9:55am On Jul 12, 2025
[quote author=Trevor012 post=136073873][/quote]no worry I go send you this picture again after the match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 9:53am On Jul 12, 2025
Leyqute:
See premium Delulu LMAO
instead of reply with tactics you say delulu. Which big team team has apply this gameplay against psg for this cwc?. Na you go see delulu.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 8:09am On Jul 12, 2025
Forget press reistence abi na resistor. When Chelsea win Barca and Bayern who was press resistant then. Abi lampard mikel essien etc were press resistant. Let psg press out team and keeper very high, make them play their normal football sef with full confidence say we no sabi ball. Then when we draw dem inside we suppose apply two touch rule. As any player receive the ball, 1st touch to control 2nd touch to set,3rd na through pass. Just like how crystal palace play mancity. No nonsense passing and playing. They allow city play the ball, allow mancity wingers to run the wing. The sense they get say them no chase dem like headless chicken, anytime city players day pass ball for midfield, dem day look dem like film until they near the defence before the crowd them with agression. As soon as city go wing they drop back deep and defend the winger with two players, but they no just rush the two defenders go wing because through pass fit enter, but they wait for the winger to control the ball and move inside before they defend their side 18 box line. Abi colwill say we no go play like madrd and Bayern? Rugged, that means the team don analyze palace and other great Chelsea tactical killings. So na the game plan be this. Sanchez pass to collwill or tosin they move small with the ball, when psg rush them, pass back to snachez psg go rush more. Suru straight to the side or center for battle, one touch pass to the nearest midfielder, who control again with one touch. now based on how psg backline high reach, suru again over the defence for one on one, or to the other side, then we push the ball and ground pass to the rushing in midfielders like Enzo or joao pedro for one touch control shot. Na exactly wetin palace do be this. We go do am to a better level. God help psg if we fit execute am perfectly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 1:50pm On Jul 10, 2025
If boehly know wetin good for am. He better not attempt to destroy Stamford bridge. Any attempt will be fiercely resisted. He suppose sack all his engineer planners and employ Chinese civil engineering companies. Everytime na excuse say Stamford bridge day for tight location, train line etc. Engineering challenges excuse everytime. Uk and usa no sabi anything for civil engineering na soso mouth. See as china day tear structure on top mountain, over hills, under water, over valleys,under sea,underground, under mountains. Different different structures way uk and usa no fit even dream of achieving. China engineers have moved a whole building on wheels to a new site, they rotate a whole concrete flyover to complete construction. They can still apply the cutting, moving and rotation engineering at Stamford bridge. Sack all the nonsense chelsea engineers employ the best Chinese civil engineering company and they will cheaply renovate Stamford bridge in 1 year or less.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 1:32pm On Jul 10, 2025
Thunder still fire fifa and america combined. Dem no see how Qatar put air-condition for all the stadium? Na for this heat we go day play match abi heatwave. So Qatar get money pass america abi? Qatar install stadium ac and closing roof stadium. Trump go day make mouth upandan but common competition for your backyard na soso cooling break we day see. Empty chair everywhere. Common closing roof stadium Dem no fit mount. Why not play it again in Qatar? Na china originally get this tournament. Why china no reach host am sef, thunder fire heatwave na coldwave tech Dem for install dat time. Dem no born any engineer to tell president (xi jinping) nonsense. Na for this heatwave Dem go carry host world cup next year abi. America better sit up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 1:16pm On Jul 10, 2025
Thunder fire statistics, fire any Chelsea fan way fear. Thunder fire maresca abi massarati if e Bleep up. Thunder fire all the media pundits and fire all Chelsea legends like Mikel way day talk rubbish. Cfc is a big club, a giant killing tradition from Bayern to mancity. If that stupid coach know what is good for him, he better avoid that his useless passing nonsense football, and that nama Sanchez should not even attempt any risky pass. The tactics suppose simple no nonsonse overanalysis. I wish for Mourinho or tuchel or ancelotti for this kind game to shut the idiots up. Simple physical jamming and fast counter through pass, Forget midfield passing and wing for psg. Tight the midfield, defend for low and tight formation, kprass any bastard leg that attempt to pass midfield, force them to day cross ball and make the game a physical and tackling battle. Them good and neat abi we suppose show them say we be British team and na england get the most physical league and English football different from all the nonsense teams they have played so far that try to outplay them and show theirself but end up with drilling.
We be Chelsea we beat Barca we beat Bayern we beat mancity, 2 times ueropean champions only we don win all the trophies for football. we go add this one. Thunder fire psg, their weight no reach. If maresca plan like this we go win. But if he just misbehave play that nonsense midfield backpass and keeper pass nonsense and we collect loading. Make one Chelsea fan just carry bottle stone that his bald head and make the club sack am at once if we play rubbish. Up Chelsea, Chelsea for life, Chelsea till psg kpai, ktbffh. Blue blood. Ayooo ayooo ayoooooo, obey o obey o obey psg must obey Chelsea obey.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 1:56pm On Aug 21, 2024
one thing way maresca day do I like is that he's benching and selling the nonsense players.(sterling,gallagher etc). he's subs against man city na attacking subs, e no fear begin play negative football like pochetino and begin bring midfielders and defenders. he get ginger and can motivate the players from the bench, unlike that idiot pochetino way go just sit-down for bench like pole monument. make he continue like this and we will succeed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 1:49pm On Aug 21, 2024
nkunku suppose to start as top 9 or even if na false9. he better pass the idiot Jackson at least he will take his chances and score goals. why we day struggle with Jackson or day try to sign osimhen?. modern football now no be must that you should have top9. city win league with debruyne as false9, Madrid win trophies with rodrygo as attacker, spain used fabregas as false9 to win trophies. three things i observe (1) if na the board day interfere in the coach tactics, they must stop immediately, maresca should tell them that since he's not interfering in their board decisions, they too should shut up for his tactics. (2) if players are demanding to play for where they like, (eg) Enzo or nkunku. the coach better get sense and tell them to shut up and play where he tell them to play and improve the team. if not he go bench any idiot. if not make maresca ready for sack at once. (3) no team for football get everything they want, so coach suppose understand how to adjust and adapt his tactics. if maresca expect say Chelsea go give am everything, E no serious, na sack day wait for am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 12:56pm On Aug 12, 2024
Gallagher sale make sense. football is not by sentiment or by physical power. you either improve go worldclass level or comot. no more time for gragra inshallah and vibes football. kdh,chukwuemeka,palmer are all technically better. for marking, caicedo and lavia day. let Gallagher go, his era don pass. Chelsea suppose put technical players first in mind. if maresca like make he do nonsense. na sack for him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 1:04pm On Jul 22, 2024
Argentina fa tight wellwell, fifa can go to hell. that argentina vice president is very right for supporting Enzo. if fifa get mind make Dem ban Argentina make we see. if na me be Argentina, na to threaten a pullout of fifa if this nonsense persists. no goddamn person or country has the definition of racism, to Argentina players the song is not racism but banter and taunting songs of victory after mbappe first taunted them before the worldcup final. wetin fifa do mbappe?. thunder fire fifa if they do rubbish. other countries should start breaking away from any nonsense international organization that decides for everybody. without fifa football go continue.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 5:49am On Jul 17, 2024
any Chelsea player that has a problem with the video like gusto,disasi,fofana, should approach Enzo like a mature person and seek apology. Enzo has apologized and moved on, if any Chelsea player still takes any offence he should be disciplined immediately. nonsense, we no be saintfc or a religious institution. we make mistakes and forgiveness dey.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 5:46am On Jul 17, 2024
any Chelsea player that has a problem with the video should approach Enzo like a mature person and seek apology. Enzo has apologized and moved on, if any Chelsea player still takes any offence he should be disciplined immediately. nonsense, we no be saintfc or a religious institution. we make mistakes and forgiveness dey.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse:
thunder fire any Chelsea fan that say we should sell Enzo. he has apologized and is sorry, he was happy and the players were high celebrating. we'll discipline him with fine highest. Chelsea no be manunited that British media can push to do nonsense like greenwood matter. British can go to hell, they brought the highest racism in the world, see as they are treating their prince because he married a black woman,and their media attacks on Saka for england penalty miss, who don shout and attack them. boehly should tell them to shut up and fine Enzo highest. overrighteous British idiots. thunder fire all of ona wey day support British here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 1:48am On Jun 29, 2024
ballon dor na nonsense award. nonsense laliga players bias, if you don't go to laliga no ballon dor for you. robbed lewandowski because of nonsense covid19 excuse, but covid no hold fifa to give lewandowski the best player award. robbed haaland because of nonsense worldcup excuse. because if another league player win, their league level go fall and appeal of Messi Ronaldo competition go go down. and also their useless laliga quality football image go disappear. bellingham,vinicius for ballon dor? thunder fire ballon dor. the world should only accept fifa best and ban that nonsense ballondor popularity contest. if ballon dor must stay, they must adjust the award pattern,no more voting from bias and useless coaches and media. a straightforward points accumulated system of goals,assists,motm,skill,individual awards. all points calculated at the end of season to be used to give the best player award. I wish usa and china were football powers, Dem no born ballon dor well to do nonsense. see as usa deal with blatter abi!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 12:58pm On Jun 12, 2024
cfc will only buy world class players above 25years. (eg) osimhen,mbappe, etc. any other player no way.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 12:41pm On Jun 12, 2024
make Chelsea buy Duran. the days of big money signing of players have passed. if you know say you still get get 100millions players for mind, forget and relax. football don go the next level, now is time for buying young talent with few big signings and a good tactical system and coach to play Dem. cfc should not beg any player, we are a great club. any player that want to come to Chelsea should have passion and love for cfc and force the transfer or go to hell. (eg) tosin,palmer etc. na palmer pattern from now on.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 12:25pm On Jun 07, 2024
if Gallagher refuses to leave after we receive a good offer and plans to go for free next season as written, or any other Chelsea player. Chelsea should not allow that rubbish, he should be benched all season,banned from the first team, banned from the team training, sent to train with reserves. or worst, banned from all sporting activity. if he must go free, he must go with lost confidence and lost fitness and value. enough of players playing us, just like rudiger etc. bench him and tell him to go to hell. this is cfc we are a great club, bigger than any nonsense player.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 12:11pm On Jun 07, 2024
Alvarez signing will be great. our technical staff go don study his playstyle and reason he will fit marescas pattern. he's versatile and can play across the front line. he will do brilliantly like palmer if we sign him. that will also mean, more rest for nkunku, benching of Jackson, rotation with palmer and a young team altogether. up Chelsea.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 8:55am On Jun 07, 2024
do we need a striker urgently? nkunku is versatile, can bench Jackson,play false9,link with palmer and can score and create chances. Chelsea should not waste money on any expensive striker. city win epl with false9. madrid win champions league with vinicius,rodrygo and valverde. so top nine is not a must. maresca better get his tactics ready,if we do not buy striker.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 8:38am On Jun 07, 2024
Chelsea should sell gallagher and maybe chalobah. we want to play entertaining football and a passing forward game. people like Gallagher no suppose to even dream of starting match in Chelsea. very poor ball control,no skill,running like chicken, over agrresive tackling,poor passing. chukwuemeka,palmer,nkunku,casedei all of them are better than Gallagher in marescas attacking football pattern. Enzo,lavia,caicedo still better than him. chalobah can stay at least he get sense and is skillful and can pass. our new coach suppose to use his head,sell and bench any useless jambody footballer, play your pattern and give us an identity. anything less than that na sack Dem go sack am. forget that 5years contract nonsense. any Chelsea fan thinking that na Mourinho era we day, that one coach will me making all decisions think again. pattern has changed, technical board,director of football now get more power for cfc. no way one useless coach go come play nonsense pattern of football for Chelsea again. maresca better get ready, any nonsense backpass, one million pass and no forward attack football, na sack no mercy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 2:36pm On Jun 04, 2024
so far the things our new coach day do and talk make sense. but he is saying he is okay Sanchez as his number one keeper. make he remember say Chelsea no day take nonsense o. if Sanchez flop and it affect our league and title chance. na sack be dat, no mercy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 2:39pm On May 30, 2024
Chelsea for just forfeit the nonsense conference league. what sort of rubbish farmers and plumbers teams we go day play. which channel even shows conference league?. which day is it played sef?. imagine Chelsea fans hussling to go watch conference cup. thunder fire pochetino. I hope this fairplay something force us to give up the nonsense cup. let us focus on league and cup abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 10:28am On May 18, 2024
let the club sack pochetino, all this last minute win he day win no deceive anybody. first na useless tactician he be, always he will wait until we're in in problem before he go adjust. see as he is using cucurela and caicedo to good effect now, why he no do all this adjustment when season never go far? we would have been higher. secondly he no sabi make sub at all, other coach will make sub to impact game, but most times he go wait until we don concede before he make subs, and most times his subs no day effect or change the game, instead e go spoil our tactics and make us lose. thirdly he always waits for fans to vex before he benches nonsense players, example of sterling that he continuously played untill the fans begin to boo the idiot before he bench him. next na mumu players he sabi and want, when we want to buy palmer the idiot say no, say he no want am, suggesting useless players to the board. the board tell am to shut up and use palmer. even now we want to buy osimhen, the mumu coach day talk of toney for Brentford. he thinks this is Tottenham where mediocrity and lack of ambition day abi? or he thinks Chelsea na gbogbotigbo jambody Tottenham football we go accept? no wonder he no want the club to sell gallagher, jambody football nahim he like meanwhile chukwuemeka, palmer,Enzo,lavia etc better pass Gallagher. he coaches with sentiment and has rubbish quality player identification. the club should tell him to shut the Bleep up an accept their sale of Gallagher and other players sales and purchases and use them. lastly the idiot coach doesn't have ambition and cannot motivate the players. the players go day play nonsense for pitch he go just sit-down for bench like statue,no ginger no drive no anger, this lazy character go catch the players and make them relaxed and feel that are doing well. we go day lose match, the opponent coach go day up, day direct his players and organizing them to win, but our coach way day lose go just sit-down and looking without pitch commands and touchline instructions to the team. see as guardiola and arteta day active for touchline day ginger and direct and continuously making tactical adjustments for 90minutes. guardiola dey even stone water bottle for ground when his team day win but keep on missing goals and playing nonsense. we will play dull nonsense football, second half we go come out to continue the same nonsense, no fire, no morale, no ginger just the same, so what is he telling them in halftime. simple, the players no respect am, them fit they come out to say they are playing for him, but they have seen his lapses and nonsense tactics and lack of ambition. I am sure the board has also seen this lapses too, that is why them day approach better coaches before the season even end. pochetino will be sacked prepare your mind before that time make e no shock you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 9:57am On May 18, 2024
olise is good but madueke can improve. this na madueke first season and he don already bench the useless sterling. he has at least contributed to our season. forget olise, madueke go do wetin olise don do next season with more experience.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse:
let palmer rest abeg. he has try for us. even if he miss 20 empty net,nothing dey happen. I hope that our useless coach has not told him rubbish thing wey go weaken his morale? make our coach just face his front and wait for
his sack, make he no even tell palmer nonsense. make he first go train mudryk and Jackson. rubbish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 3:03pm On Apr 30, 2024
so na because of ten million dollars we no fit sack pochetino. thunder fire boehly and ffp. one top Arab cfc fan no fit pay that money? e go even dash pochetino 20 million sef make he no even near London again sef. Arab people way hate nonsense and rubbish. thunder fire epl for making us lose Arab man ownership
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 2:46pm On Apr 30, 2024
I like as Chelsea hold talks with amorim. I know say na done deal, no wonder the idiot pochetino get mind to attack our board and directors. imagine great coaches like Mourinho etc, get sack because of nonsense talk against abramovich,na this useless nama coach day attack dem. if this nonsense boehly do not sack the idiot immediately, na thunder go fire him. as we pay amorim flight to London for talks, let us sack the idiot pochetino and appoint a caretaker. if possible payoff sporting now for him, or pay off sporting to shutup and appoint amorim as coach from overseas and one of his assistants as coach in Stamford bridge till the new season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 6:55pm On Apr 12, 2024
Chelsea should sack the useless coach and employ (chatgpt) or (Google AI) to run the club. our useless coaches tactics, useless subs, nonsense game reading, no ginger, lazy and stupidly sitting on seat folding hands, is affecting us badly. pochetino should be thrown out and replaced by (AI) for this remaining games. (AI) should be tried, stupid boehly na American man, he should call the (AI) company and employ it for trial. i dey sure say (AI) even the weakest one can arrange tactics, make subs, give instructions and adjustments better than this our useless coach. (AI) has won humans in games before, Chelsea should break the record and become the first team with (AI) coach. we can employ an (implementor) to make sure the (AI) instructions is always carried out at all times. cfc should implement this at once. I will even send this advice to chelseafc officially. up blues,cfc 4 life,ktbffh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 1:42pm On Apr 11, 2024
fans were arguing here about ballondor between Messi Ronaldo, robbery of sneijder and iniesta and others. balloon dor is just a useless award, a politically rigged award to favour laliga players. fifa suppose to be the final judge on player quality. fifa is the football governing body, real football specialists,analysts and elite people actually work and analyze at fifa. But this balloon dor na just celebrity something by french magazine, a celebrity magazine show award, about who popular pass so that Dem fit sell their magazine and get more money. football no be popularity contest, but a performance contest alone. so to hell with balloon dor. any year that fifa and balloon dor give different best players medals, fifa award senior am. example, ballon dor say because of COVID-19 Dem no give 2020 award, but fifa give their own best player for 2020 to lewandowski. so covid19 no hold fifa, only ballon dor abi? because lewandowski no be laliga player he was robbed. if Messi was best Dem go cancel the award? for 2021 lewandowski win fifa best again, Messi win 2021 balloon dor again. so in 2021 who was the world best footballer? Messi won 2022 fifa best at psg french league but ballon dor as usual give the 2022 ballon dor to benzema because na laliga player. fifa best will soon overthrow the useless ballon dor.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 9:16am On Apr 10, 2024
since our useless owners have refuse to sack the idiot coach. let the Chelsea headhunters for that London start to attack that useless coach. scatter the mumu coach car glass, shook his tire burst, stone am shoe for touchline. chase am with pipe comot from Stamford bridge. If by then the mumu boehly and co no still gree, na them them go attack next. Chelsea no go ever accept mediocrity, thunder fire any Chelsea fan wey day support pochetino. nonsense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 2:20am On Apr 09, 2024
useless coach and owner. stupid man boehly, see as Bayern sack the idiot tuchel, elite clubs no day tolerate nonsense. but the idiot want to still keep this poch idiot in charge. make the fat American fool no even think of keeping that idiot coach, for next season. if he try am na stone them go stone am, and Carry pipe flog that his fat belle. stupid American businessman.

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