₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,787 members, 8,447,114 topics. Date: Friday, 17 July 2026 at 05:16 PM

Toggle theme

Theuniverse's Posts

Nairaland ForumTheuniverse's ProfileTheuniverse's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 17 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 9:10am On Sep 06, 2023
akwesenana:
Imagine asking what Poch has done in football. Sha, that's your everyday Chelsea fan. Clueless.
what is pochetino legacy in football? . tactics,innovation or genius doings. please he's not anywhere in coaching levels.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 11:52am On Sep 05, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
Chelsea's attacking ranks in the PL:

Crosses — 1st

Big chances created — 2nd

Passes into box — 3rd

Progressive passes — 3rd

Through balls — 3rd

Touches in box — 3rd

Successful dribbles — 3rd

Carries into box — 3rd

Shots — Joint 4th

Shot quality — 6th
well done my guy. but you go explain tire. how can we score with useless 343 formation? abi is it not this same players that score many goals in preseason? poch is a fearful and useless coach.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 3:30pm On Sep 04, 2023
epl is the most useless and corrupt league in the world. I still don't understand why the fa have not been investigated and sanctioned by football body for mass corruption. italy serie a was investigated for calcipoli match fixing scandal, refs and teams and officials were punished. English fa and refs are far more corrupt than Italy, just that they control the media and are the most powerful league. just see how america fbi was all over blatter, and investigating fifa up and down, because blatter na swiss person, and they don't like him. if blatter was an English man, will they investigate him. (fbi) should investigate epl and fa too. just recently on (dailypost.ng) former referee Mike dean came out in an interview, and said openly that he didn't cancel a goal when he was on var duties, because he didn't want to cause trouble or grief for infield referee Anthony taylor. the match was our 2:2 draw with Tottenham last season, when cucurelas hair was pulled and Kane equalized. is this explosive statement not enough to start a full investigation into match fixing and corruption in epl. some years ago on (dailystar.co.uk) ref mark clattenburg came out openly, and exposed how Ferguson openly influenced referees and bullied them. clattenburg even said on (dailymail.co.uk) that police were afraid of Ferguson, and refused to guard the door of his dressing room, when he was sent off the pitch once. as usual no investigation came out of this. on (the guardian.com.) former ref mark Halsey, some years ago came out admitted that he used to contact Ferguson regularly when he was a ref. as usual nothing happened to fa. but if na mancity and Chelsea finances, they will shout upandan. that's why I loved Mourinho, he always blasted their nonsense, and they hated him for that. thunder fire them. corrupt league. one day they will deal with them and corrupt teams and united especially.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 7:41pm On Sep 03, 2023
akwesenana:
What has de Zerbi won done in football?
yes he has not won. but he has done what pochetino can never do in football. what has pochetino won and done in football?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse:
A40:
I think the bigger a team the lazier the scouts. Man for man you cannot convince me that Chelsea current starting 11 is better than Brighton's
Chelsea squad is better than Brighton squad. how is this squad. sanchez,chillwell,Silva,colwill,James,Enzo,caicedo ,murdrik,sterling,nkunku,Jackson. not better than this one. vertruggen,veltman,vanhecke,dunk,estupinan,gros, gilmour,march,Pedro,mitoma,Ferguson. which player in that Brighton squad has even major European, or national winners, expereince. pochetino is useless. guy rest, de zerbi is better than him in all football ramifications. attack, defence, counter,tactics,motivation,player development,man management. the pochetino sef, what has he even won in football? nothing except, community french league, only after he lost the title in his first season after Paris day win am for years. anything that make us go to Brighton again, only their coach we must take this time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 11:33pm On Sep 02, 2023
stupid boehly and the mumu board should not listen to pochetinos mumu demands for experience again. they should tell him to win like Brighton is winning with young players. and not just to win,but to win with attacking style. I miss abramovich. thunder fire fa,england,UK,British government for putting us in this mess. america slaves that always shake their tail when their political master come calling. they rejected an Arab man to buy Chelsea but allow one to buy Newcastle, because america man bid. thunder fire all of them stupid, bias and useless white fools. as if na abramovich day fight the Ukraine war. wayo, nonsense premier league. all the other leagues the var room is in the stadium,but only epl the var room is at fa headquarters. they put it there, so that all their wayo and magomago and robbing can happen hidden. see mancity offside goal var gave today, but if na Chelsea na offside it will be. Sanchez hit the defender they check var and give pk against us against Wimbledon, but the same var did not give pk when united onana did the same thing last week, for jamming opponent player. nonsense corrupt fa. they will soon expose and catch Dem.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 11:21pm On Sep 02, 2023
so this Brighton squad is better than Chelsea squad abi? see as they destroyed Newcastle. that Ferguson that score hatrick for brighton no be 19 years? Ferguson is an experienced striker abi? is brighton team not young too? has Jackson looked like even scoring a hatrick for Chelsea?. thunder fire pochetino with his mumu343 slow tactics. he will not even survive to half season. e get luck say na international break. if not na sack pressure the next mumu game for give am, just now the fans are already booin him and his mumu team. he has not seen anything yet, let the next game come first.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 6:42pm On Sep 02, 2023
WhoDeyHause:
Then when mudryk and Jackson miss most of the chances we'll start blaming nagelsmann.
when Jackson and murdryk start missing chances, he will not change formation cus of fear and stop his attacking tactics.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 6:32pm On Sep 02, 2023
imagine if it was nagelsmann we hired. with all these young players, na pressing fast game we'll be playing. not this nonsense slow 343.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 6:24pm On Sep 02, 2023
AdisaOwala:
Who bought the players?
good question
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 6:19pm On Sep 02, 2023
WhoDeyHause:
Yes pochettino has his fault in making us lose this match but what do you want him to do when inexperienced or small children dominate our team with only Silva as the major leader? A workman can only be as good as his tools sometimes.
two questions. will guardiola lose this match as Chelsea coach? second. this Chelsea team and forest, which ones better one on one?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 6:05pm On Sep 02, 2023
I just love the way the fans booed us off the pitch at the end. thankfully we still have rugged elite fans there in London. make that mumu pochetino try this nonsense again. na from halftime the booing go start. Dem go even stone am bottle and chewing gum, stupid coach. 1 billion spent,all players bought for you na useless formation e day play. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. thunder fire pochetino.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 5:57pm On Sep 02, 2023
so pochetino mean that this Chelsea squad cannot win forest abi? useless coach. what happened to our preseason form. last season arsenal used a solid preseason run to power themselves to challengers. we play great in preseason, good formation and players, and all of a sudden twe go back to rubbish the useless coach is changing formation and playing players out of positions as if he get sense like guardiola. stupid coach. e no go survive half season like this. na sack e go see. malu nama coach
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 5:47pm On Sep 02, 2023
pochetino is a useless coach. his sack will soon come
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 7:24pm On Aug 30, 2023
my two observations. (one) palmer is a useless player, why did he trade mancity bench being coached by an elite coach like guardiola, and a sane and world-class board for Chelsea bench, with a local board and low level coach and a stupid owner leading us. that shows the mentality of palmer. typical English player go easy mentality, fearing a challenge and taking the easy way out. (second) why didn't guardiola who is streets ahead of a dunce coach like pochetino not reject palmer sale to a direct rival if he knew palmer had anything? if guardiola cannot develop palmer and rejected him, na pochetino go develop am abi?. this facts show how useless the player is. just like how we dumped useless mount to united. city have dumped one on us too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 2:40pm On Aug 30, 2023
stupid boehly again. why sign palmer of all people. another useless english player, if he's good why do guardiola want to sell him? who will he bench in Chelsea? we have murdrik,sterling,madueke there already.
Foreign AffairsRe: France Defiant, Insists Niger Military Junta Cannot Expel Its Ambassador by Theuniverse: 10:39pm On Aug 26, 2023
there is nothing like international law when powerful countries or powerful determined rulers act. the niger coup and loss of constitutional order is bad, but the coupists are from niger not ghanians or sudanese. if today a military coup happens in UK or Russia and the military rulers there tell any country that murmur to evacuate thier embassy with immediate effect, they will tell them that they are an illegitimate and illegal government and they will only obey the past government abi? if niger coupists are rugged and determined enough, they only need to do three things to kick France out after the 48 hours elapse. (one) revoke the land licence the embassy sits. declare France an enemy. (two) sell the land to Wagner or china. (three) once that is done and France still resists, tell Russia and china that they should assist in taking over the land immediately, or all their investments and mining arrangements are to be revoked immediately. for china their mining arrangements are to be heavily hit, for Russia the pipeline carrying oil to Europe they oppose will proceed, do this and watch France capitulate to superior forces.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 12:54pm On Aug 23, 2023
you go read after Luton game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 12:29pm On Aug 23, 2023
I give pochetino a last chance against Luton town, before finally calling him a very useless coach. if he plays that nonsense 343, five man defence against Luton, he should be insulted and booed by our fans at Stamford bridge and media, or na thunder go fire all of them there, cus that's how mediocrity starts. if Luton town get anywhere near our goal consistently, the same should happen. if we don't shoot the nonsense Luton post rapidly and without rest, the same should happen. anything less than than full a pressure, high line pressing, dominant, ruthless win should still get the same reactions from fans. nonsense. world-class coaches like guardiola, Mourinho,Ferguson,klopp all have a pattern and tactics, and they stick to it through thick and thin, against difficulties and perfect it. but our coach is afraid just now, and is jumping to a nonsense 343 formation, to hide his uselessness and fear of exposure as a fraud. we might regret losing nagelsmann. again I wait till after Luton town game. up Chelsea,blues for life,ktbffh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse:
I haven't said Chelsea did not try. but my point is a long range observation based on poch reactions and body language so far. secondly, everybody attacking me here are wrong. especially ballzproblem. answer my questions.(1) why did pochetino play five man defence against westham? (2) why did our chance creation fall in 2nd half especially after westham got a red card.? (3) why is pochetino still starting Silva as our defender in epl? (4) why is pochetino suddenly trying to loan out and sell our youth talents? (5) why did he bring in caicedo when we are chasing a game but didn't start him? (6) why did he give captaincy to injury prone James?. buckle yourselves up for a rubbish season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 11:03pm On Aug 21, 2023
Sulele04:
You are just ranting blather.
No substance whatsoever just trash talk.

This is Poch early days but because he lost to Wedt Ham you people have started your half-baked reactionary takes.

We have nine players injured now that one too is Poch fault abi.
arsenal got red card but still held on and won their game today. but westham got red card and still defeated us and scored another goal. when mancity loses players to injury debruyne,stones etc. does guardiola lose games to nonsense teams, with a red card? pochetino is showing to be trash.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 11:00pm On Aug 21, 2023
nateevs:
Everybody just dey para because of one game. I didn't see anyone screaming that we were awful in the first half. Caicedo was very rusty, Lavia never play at all. And to top it all, this 11 is playing together for the first time.

It was a bad result that has absolutely no consequence on the future. From next next week, everyone will forget this game happened.

Let's stop all the overreaction.
this is Chelsea and we are an elite club. we brook no nonsense or mediocrity from any nonsense coach gambling with games. we have every right to blast the coach for any draw or loss. even more so after spending millions for pochetino. he better be ready for more fire starting from next match, I trust Chelsea fans and the media for that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 10:25pm On Aug 21, 2023
arteta is better than pochetino in team building. see how his arsenal team almost won epl last season. was arteta shouting experience experience last season?. how many goals did his striker score last season? which big name did he have last season? see how he blended a young team plus few experienced but not world class players to challenge almighty city and nearly win epl. compare that to our coach so far. in preseason we were firing in 4231 formation ready to storm league,all of a sudden the league starts, and our so called team builder is back to five man defence and loaning out and selling our youngsters and shouting experience experience up and down. bet me, he will be sacked before the end of the season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 7:36pm On Aug 21, 2023
see as ancelotti trained young quality Brazilian players vinicius and rodrygo to top-class players. even camavinga is coming up, this will save them millions. or how guardiola developed Barca academy, Messi, xavi and iniesta etc to world class levels. while we have a class Brazilian player here that our coach wants to loan to one nonsense club, and other young talents. just imagine if we had a real youth developing coach like Alex Ferguson with all this talents from our academy, we would have the best young team in the world. just now I see say pochetino na scam. he has not developed any young player from scratch to world class levels. he's shouting experience experience up and down as if the experienced players no coach developed them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 7:18pm On Aug 21, 2023
if we don't win Luton by 4 or 5 goals, with massive pressure and limiting them to at most 2 shots pochetino should be blasted and start feeling the heat. he should just be ready to explain if we need mbappe or Messi before we can even win a newly promoted club. nonsense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 7:12pm On Aug 21, 2023
Amoto94:
🚨 Chelsea could send midfield wonderkid Andrey Santos to Nottingham Forest on loan as part of a swap deal for Brennan Johnson.

{Simon Jones | Dailymail}
sending Santos on loan for Brennan? who be Brennan? Chelsea should not loan any player again to please pochetino. we hired him for youth development, he should develop them and be told to shut up. the money we don spend for am never do? thunder fire boehly for continuing to even listen to him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 11:27pm On Aug 20, 2023
thunder fire pochetino. why play five man defence formation against westham? he day crase well well. it's now his work start, any nonsense again it's sack territory for him. after spending all the millions, when the stupid coach was shouting experience experience, as last they buy experience for him, na five man defence he day play. make next game reach first. nonsense
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 1:16pm On Aug 18, 2023
all this players Chelsea have signed for pochetino, he has no excuse now. we appointed him based on his youth development and team building experience. but he was shouting for experience since, and now we have abandoned our policy of youth team and buying expensive players to please him. this one mean say his target from the club suppose change too, i hope say boehly don tell am say, no more time for blending,no more time for tactics adjustment again, if by middle of this season Chelsea no dey top 4 dey challenge for epl title, Dem suppose sack am immediately. no mercy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 7:42am On Aug 11, 2023
Brighton suck Liverpool for caicedo, congrats to them. thankfully we have avoided a scam. sorry to all Chelsea fans who believed we will buy caicedo for hundred million lol. it's like you forgot our new policy of no rubbish expensive signings again and young talented players focus. other players dey, and we will get a more affordable, good and young one. let me see how caicedo will deal with the pressure of being the most expensive English signing at 110m lol. we sef we learn small from kepa.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 2:35pm On Aug 10, 2023
Griffon:
Personally, I don’t care about figures anymore. Gone are the days when the decorum tape was played in the transfer market, everyone is now mad.

Get me Caicedo for that 100m along with Adams and I’m fine with that midfield. Lavia is good but he isn’t as combative as Caicedo neither does he possesses the superior ball retention abilities of the Ecuadorian.

From what I saw during the preseason series, Poch’s game encourages his fullbacks to bomb forward. In events where Chilly and James are caught off guard, we can trust Caicedo who’s magnificent in covering ground across the pitch to regain possession quickly and make a transition from defense to attack.

His defensive stats are astounding. Only Fulham’s João Palhinha made more tackles than him in the league last season (144 to 100), and only Declan Rice made more interceptions (63) than him (56). This is like us getting another Kante after losing Kante.

Having this boy and Enzo in one midfield is a scary proposition. Poch knows this, the board knows this and it’s the single reason we are hanging on this deal.
we are not getting caicedo if Brighton don't bring the price down. ugochukwu or anybody else can deputise there. let Brighton chop caicedo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 11:52am On Aug 10, 2023
BlueAngel444:
pipo are actually arguing that Lavia isn't better than Ugochukwu 🤣, but Lavia is better than an injured injury prone Tyler Adams. Make Chelsea buy all of them, Caicedo Lavia Tyler
pls I don't understand your point. lavia better than ugo how? please post stats.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Theuniverse: 8:47am On Aug 10, 2023
caicedo na good player. but i don't see all the hype of caicedo, he has only one season at Brighton, so no consistency yet. if we buy caicedo or lavia or even both, Dem no guarantee starts, ugochukwu go still bench Dem. ugochukwu has played for at least three years at french ligue1 Rennes consistently with good ratings. according to top ratings site (whoscored.com) he has an average 6.44 rating, strong in aerial duels, tackling,blocking the ball, has no significant weaknesses. (style of play)- he likes to shoot from distance and play short passes. has at least three seasons of experience in a top league and European competition's, Europa league etc. according to stats site (footballtransfers.com) he's the- 6th best future holding midfielder, 11th best future midfielder Ligue1, 14th best future ball winning midfielder in the world. people here saying caicedo and lavia go just come and start together and bench him or we loan him, please post their stats and achievements and prove they are better. you are all forgetting Chelsea works by stats and performance metrics now, no more stupid boehly or nonsense coach just making decisions anyhow again.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 (of 17 pages)