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Fast-Cash is deceitful sha....just tell the new girl to assist you if she can..... else if, she should get the fvck outta your goddam life, that you'll be fixed up soonest. God will use a second to turn things around for you. Don't because of a pleasure that won't even last up to 2yrs detroy what you guys have built for over 5yrs now. |
This lady can smokingly and sexily burn for Africa. She used to be hot way back then before Junior came on-board. #TiwaMyCrush |
Airtel awoof dey like satan gift...This their tariff plan wey their charging rate go dey run like water abi. #AirtelScam |
I just started laughing the very moment I saw this hilarious but caption. Its a pity my dear....what has been done cannot be undone....not until 2019. But come to think over it, amputating your thumb isn't the solution here...if only and if it can kick-out the mother-f*cker who you don't want anymore on-seat but sorry about that. You just have to pick-up your life and live as though you know no such person called your president till 2019. I really feel your pain. You should have kept your thumb inorder to be able to vote-out and vote-in the man of your choice in the next election. |
COWBELL OUR MILK. Here is the Public notice: This is to inform all graduates of Animal Science + Anatomy to apply in person for the position of a Massager in this cowbell company Ltd. Age: 25-35yrs. Bodytype: Athletic body (Ororbo is highly prohibited). Class of Degree: Distinction and First Class. (HND & BSC only). You are to come in person for the screening test. Thanks |
This is a typical pictography of the hand of the devil on this guy. Nigerians and copycat....very soon this hairstyle will go viral like e-BOLA. By then, you'll see Akpos and Co having this devilish haircut in the name of swag on my head. #TrendingHairCutForNaijaGuys |
The mirror of herself will expose everything she thinks she'§ hiding one day. Don't be surprised to see her uncensored pix exposed one day because I sense a huge BLACKMAIL between this lady and her Photographer. Something may just go wrong and that'§ it. I pity her Life. N/B: Na so them take scam Chidinma ooo |
MARYchiells:My Dear, no be Him fault jareh, na Konji you go blame becoz he just needed anything that has hole not minding the hygiene. |
Okpa odi oku |
He didn't actually go for the a$$, rather he went for the hole. #AssHole |
Its a way of consulting with the gods 1st na before making any headway |
BABA please speak to your children, they are very longing to hearing you speak to them. Be Strong and speak like a Gallant Soldier you've always been. There'§ power in a spoken word. |
If I hear.....Sergei seems to relate to this Russian Guy (Mavrodi)...but wait a minute oo, She be warming machine abi, Make she come make I use am warm my soup na. #WarmingMachineIndeed |
There'§ just one very bad formation have spotted right now...."Those MEN on suit"...They just engulfed OsyBaba like the GULF of Guinea. Who one try this Case?? |
KATAKUTA REPUBLIC: There'§ no more freedom of Speech and expression anymore in this kontry . Make una Use una brain run some kind packages so as to avoid BIG TIME CASTING. #NoMoreFreedomInNaija |
staticoko:Just accept my follow, from there I'll pm you. |
Don't you know that most girls now are angry why clothes came out..they simply wanna return to the old fashion way of dressing as originated by Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. Maybe leaves of plant is just too okay now for them #NakednessRocksForMostGirls |
My friend is highly interested in this R.Card pin generation and printing Biz. Pls pm me let'§ talk |
They will simply tell you that these made in India Garri is highly medicinal and cures so many diseases and you would just 4got when you've dashed out your money to get one for yourself. After soaking this type of garri, you'll 4get when u've started dancing an indian dance all over the ground. #IndianGarri#MagicPower |
Whatsoever reason made you allow Bassey Okon to suck your sh!t is totally your own bizness. Your poo should be kept to yourselves alone. After all when you guys did it, we N/Landers weren't there. So please, u can securely preserve this piece of sh!t in a cool dry place. Don't let it spill again coz it will absolutely pollute the entire masses |
I thought you'd rather buttressed on your caption. There'§ no summarized detail of what you captioned earlier rather I spotted a digression which is totally out of it. |
Nice piece....u can make it a movie |
There'§ no big deal getting a box of this for Mr. Dickson after all no be everyday be christmas for him. He does deserve a preferential treat someday cause of the nature of his job. Just make him Happy dude. |
There'§ one Mechanic in my area that has a phobia for TURBO-ENGINE Cars. |
This is D'Arab Money+Etisalat Money+D'eazy-Money World: " We talking money you talking nonsense......" The only language we understand is Money(Ego+Kudi+Akuk) |
All I see here is display of accessories, wealth and ego. I don't think this is an helping matter. I even wonder what will be the points of their discussion in the meeting. |
Kaiiii.... Bia all these Futites.....if una like make una turn the whole school up-side-down the aftermath of the whole thing is that you guys can't abscond from REPARATION FEES. That is even additional to the Hyped SCHOOL FEES you were supposed to pay silently and go your way. Have that @ the back of your minds and allow peace to reign. The best approach of combating this should be Dialogue between the SUG and the School. |
This just displayed the story we do hear many atimes...How David with five solid stones that signified the Name of JESUS were used to bring down that TALL FAT CASTRATED IROKO GIANT OF PHILISTINE. There'§ power in STONES, if na lie make student protest violently you'll see what am saying. |
Ranks007:You will just concur to what you have no knowledge of. Wђεrε is your evidence? If called upon to testify, what evidence will you give? |
This is a very sensitive allegation against Sen. Akpabio and his Wife Uloma and at such it should be treated as confidential. Even though I do know that majority of the politicians are no saints, but still courtesy demands that this type of case should evidently be proven with tangible facts before making noise about it publicly |
Scam-by-default |
OMO see Gobe... |