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I bet you a lot of people will get this wrong. Try this if you are a Genus.

Savage all the way....my serious crush.

Keep snapping and uploading them uncontrollably....while a scammer in another country keeps making use of them as tho He/she is the one to run things. The funniest thing is that these set of people can snap under a very awkward condition they won't just mind. For instance, a lady can decide to snap pisho under a Boiling sun than when u ask her to stand under that same sun and wait for a bus/cap. They will cry blood of punishing them.

ABUZINZU:
I don't think I can ever sail on water






Rip to the dead

Chaiiii, them no report say person die na....see as u don already use your mouth bury this remaining victim...Nawa ooo

Femiwilli:
Nigerians are suffering under this dullard
https://i.imgur.com/QsxNdJU.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/e69nGe8.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/Xh9nZa5.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/gvYryst.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/0kxC9ZR.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/djLfDH2.jpg?1

The only thing B00hari & APC are good for are

https://i.imgur.com/Ruw1q3y.jpg?1

The funniest thing is that when I now go to eat in the Restaurant in NSK, the sales girl will keep reciting "Bag of Rice is now 17K" as if na memory Verse and will present you with N50 rice against N250 that u'll pay......This change dey pain person for body ooo

Trone:
18 months.

Na Masters degree person dey run?

I only wish its implemented than just said on the paper. Make those positions a little bit bitter for all these polithiefcians, let it not be beds of Roses.

Flavour please clear this obsession once and for all. She'§ so indebted to you....can't you see the greenlight of fantasy all over her?

Sambisa shall never be ur case and your head shall never roll. May your days be long like that of methuselah!!! Bon Anniversaire Rgd son of the Most High!!!

paulb7:
---bros thanks o--buh lieutenant na officer abi no be officer... ?

Ask Google

segebobo:
A fatal accident results in a least one death. Since no death was recorded in this particular incident fatal is a wrong adjective to use to qualify it. Think of some other word to describe this incident apart from 'fatal'

Noted....thanks for the correction Sir

Leobrain:
op, did that accident occur in Akwa Ibom?

yea

9ice one Capt. Joan....Thumb'§ up!!!

segebobo:
Thank God no life was lost...
OP, the accident is NOT fatal

until the driver'§ leg is amputated or someone dies before the word "Fatal" will come into play abi? Forgetting that there are accidents that occur not even as serious as this but the number of casualties will be high....I believe such should be termed Fatal with less impact.

divinehand2003:
It sounds and looks like a scene in Nollywood movies.

It happened live in my front....I was directly driving behind the Corolla Car in the pix. When it happened I had to dodge the two collided vehicles via a very narrow path. Is only God that saved the situation

This Accident happened 1meter away from my Car. It happened that the Car I was following behind tried overtaking another Car in the front but didn't calculate it well before taking the decision, dashed into the other lane though on phone call. So on overtaking, he mistakenly noticed that a Transfavour Bus that was coming from Port Harcourt has been flashing him to clear off... Instead of him to have switched back to his normal lane, kept on maintaining that lane which the bus was coming from, when the bus driver noticed the upcoming Corolla car towards his lane dodged to the most minimal space that was available coz after that there was a shallow ditch beside. When the bus driver, ran out of dodging space it finally resulted in a collision between both cars. Bottomline: Thank God there was no casualty.

Macmilla:
Yes, we know u are an athlete and can compete with the Kenyans, but please spare us. You have been exercising for god knows when and u want to intimidate others with it. With all this bragging, ur heart will be shattered into pieces when u don't pass the medicals. So shove ur 6.4km up ur a$$.

To other ppl like me who have not been in d game of running 6.4km in 34mins, my advice to u is this, just do the best u can. Try to make ur heart start getting used to some strenuous activities. But don't try to compare urself to anyone and don't feel intimidated by anyone. I run a distance of about 1km daily, morning and evening. U can tell me it's too small, but na for ur pocket. On dt day, the motivation will be there to do more.

Remember; slow and steady wins the race.

Must you really comment on every post that passes u by? you could hv just mind ur business....I saw u talking about motivation, my guy it starts with you, and is now or never...u just do what you can do best and leave the rest for ur God simple. As per me Bragging, its not true coz I was only trying to spice up that guy'§ moral that He can cover more than 5K/Week instead of just 5K....and I used myself as an illustration..I wasn't trying to brag if that'§ how it looks in people'§ eyes...Sorry bout that.

MY SERI0US CRUSH......doing what she knows best. Rock ur world Bae!.

TJAhmad:
Only to advise fellow friends. I know 3.2km isn't easy but at the same time it isn't as difficult as many guys thought it to be. Keep jogging for at least four days a week, and ensure that you cover not less than 5km area within the days. So jogging for 5km a week, is easily enough to see us through. All the best wishes!

5km/week Ah! That'§ too small na....when I covered 6.4km in 34mins + additional 2k with no recorded time this morning.

My serious CRUSH....I love her matured mindset.

Let me quickly ask this, "Ladies, why do you guys try looking sexy and for who?" If you say not for the guys, I'll say its a BIG LIE...Coz if you are sexily dressed and no comments on ur looks by the guys/even gurls, then that'§ just so irrelevant after much time was put in to simply look sexy, there'§ no just point wasting time to look sexy next time.
But ur head will be swelling and you'll appreciate it more when the compliments are more from the guys than ladies and will ginger u to do more. But most of u should try and be decent please coz when the make-up and other attachments are just too in excess, it usually make you guys look so weird.

hotkaycee:
Enough with this race bullshit is killing this thread

Paddi mi, every stage in this whole process will keep killing the thread until its let down 6ft below the ground. From Application to Screening to Shortlisting to past Questions to 3.2km race training to selection board to final shortlisting to training proper to commissioning until another regime. The thread will just keep synthesizing

LaRochelle:
I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. The matter is dragging.

There is no problem

DaveONchE:
2012 Olympics Results

Men's 3000m (approx. 3km) Steeplechase

First Position: Ezekiel KEMBOI / Kenya / 8mins : 18secs . 56nanosecs
Second Position: Mahiedine MEKHISSI-BENABBAD / France /8mins : 19secs . 08nanosecs
Third Position: Abel Kiprop MUTAI / Kenya / 8mins : 19secs . 73 nanosecs

Men's 5000m (approx. 5km)

First Position: Mo FARAH / Great Britain / 13mins : 41secs . 66nanosecs
Second Position: Dejen GEBREMESKEL / Ethiopia / 13mins : 41secs . 98nanosecs
Third Position: Thomas Pkemei LONGOSIWA / / 13mins : 42secs . 36nanosecs
Source: http://www.olympic.org/olympic-results/london-2012/athletics?fullsite=yes

Now, did I just hear someone say he covered 2km in 8mins without a prior professional training and a standard well maintained athletic runway? Where the hell where you when Nigeria was looking for Alluminium in Olympics?

My brother, ur phone app or estimated distance is seriously messing with your head oO!

TIPS: Beginners who are not working on reducing weight, jogging 3 to 4 days only in a week (7days) is recommended! The interval is to allow you regain form and stamina. 3.2km (2miles) is not an USAIN BOLT thing please!

Start slow, increase your pace and find a stable speed you can maintain for as long as possible. NEVER start with a race just to beat 18mins, I caught a Knee sprain when I tried that the second day of my 3.2 jogging!

From my calculations and research, at a normal constant jogging speed, it takes 30mins to cover a 3.2km (2 miles)! So, if the Airforce expects you beat an 18mins time frame, u might wanna add a little more speed to the jogging!

Please let me ask you this question, these runner up that u just posted up here, was it just a mere jogging @ constant speed that they used to hit that target of 3km in 8min? If you watch them closely, u will discover that their major priority was speed. So when you say is not possible to cover 2k in 8min, I laugh coz its dam very possible. Mimzy even gave an Illustration of a man from Ekiti that cover 3.2k in less than 11min.....will you still say that one is IMPOSSIBLE? Mr. Man all things are possible with God okay + ur serious determination and focus.

dammyllare:
We are expected to be in between "jogging and running"
Maintain a steady speed but what I know is it takes time to adapt your body to this race and I believe it's not impossible to get it done in 16mins
My aim today will be to reach 16mins from 17mins

Hi Mr. Chairman, pls can you help me stop using the word IMPOSSIBLE. Thanks!

LaRochelle:
You're mistaken. The only statement in my post that relates to you was "thank you". Someone said it was his front camera he used to take the picture, another said it was mirrored. When you said it was right handed, it confirmed my thoughts. That's all.
PS: I was the one who asked the question.

You went ahead to Quote me with this write up "Ehen. No matter the angle, whether the primary or secondary
camera, that car couldn't have been left-handed. Thank you.". When I responded to the question that was asked by saying "the car is right handed drive"...... Doesn't that look like your write-up?
You're rather the one mistaking me for the person u should have quoted.

Derbyman:
i dont belive dat bro.

if you like you believe it or not....the whole truth is that Body systems/structures differ, I have more toughness when it comes to energetic things like this.....I know my strength than you do.....Is what I engaged in this morning and the time &distance covered I wrote up there is simply nothing but the whole truth. Never added nor subtracted....I bet you by morrow, I'll improve more than that Bleep'n time up there....am working on how to beat the target in less than 12min before selection board I.V. Have been engaged in Marathon race months back, but I dropped out due to certain engagements. I used a standard soccer pitch that is enhanced with a track event runway for athletics games for this race.

sampress:
Fellow nairalanders,. Is better u forget downloading app and use ur normal timer to time urself.

yeah that'§ very true, if u can make use of ur normal timer, maybe in the phone or watch, it will serve u better. Mobile Applications can flop atimes since its programmed, there may be a run-time error during processing and other issues that your phone may exhibit in the course of execution of this app e.g HANGING, Low memory in processing data @this point it will be responding slow to assigned task and so on. Just get ur normal timer to avoid error due to parallax. I always make use of my phone timer when racing, its still cool anyway

LaRochelle:
Ehen. No matter the angle, whether the primary or secondary camera, that car couldn't have been left-handed. Thank you.

Did I say it was left handed before? Did I even talk about cameras here? I only tried answering a question that was openly asked by someone and here u are answering a question I never asked. Pls oo

yrmybank:
Well then, since everyone is alluding to how easy it is to complete the distance. It's either the treadmill is inaccurate or I'm extremely unfit. We'll see how it goes on the day.

I used 8min to cover the 1st 2k race before starting the 3.2k on a stretch, which I completed in another less than 18min. During my 1st 2k race...my speed/Energy was so Bleep'n high and haven completed that, it started decreasing subsequently in the next 3.2k race towards 5th laps when I started feeling the groove.

yrmybank:
This 3.2km isn't beans o. I was on the treadmill today. It took me 18mins to cover 1.86km. And I felt like my soul was coming out of my mouth.

Mimzy007, are you sure man can survive this?

The Distance isn't that long as we all anticipated, if only u can get urself to the pitch, the job will be well done. I first Covered a distance of 2K before starting the race of 3.2k on a stretch which I completed in 17mins'59sec'23nanoseconds. So in all, I covered a total distance of 5.2k this morning. This is just a trial version of me now after I stopped doing this 6months ago.

JoseRaji:
true that.

Without a defined speed you will find it difficult to cover before the stipulated time.....Remember is time-based. You need a reasonable amount of speed bro if one must make it before or @ the exact time given.