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One by one Zombies don dey wail

DeLioncourt:
True story brother.
No lies

OK ooo I hear

DeLioncourt:
Well...I saw her.
We talked.
We went to my place.
F**ked. Best sex ever.
Been dating for over a year.
Still my mbgn.

True story.

OK dats in the movies right?

Jacksonville:
kai kai...op you dont have swag

Lmao @ ''my name is Emmanuel but my gees call me 2raw''..udonminit

hahaha
Omo i no wan talk mak pipo no talk say I dey brag oo

Bt if u talk abt swag, belive me am on deck on dat one

ehix89:
And where do you think you'll see her again

Rule No.1
Never fail to get her contact.

probably I may not, but their is alot of pecks dat comes with me bumping into her again tinz will get cozy if am to be lucky enough to meet again, am just kipin my fingers crossed

I know that Tinubu fine wife wit worwor character no eat well wen she see this pics dem

With the way Nigeria is going it's true they will lose and not only lose they will regret winning in 2015

They should heed to this warming now, but I know Nigerians they go wait to try God

They have taken their witch hunt to akwa ibom. They should Goodluck with that

herzern:
You told her your name...

And....She couldn't reciprocate......

All dhiz ladies sev.....

She been no qet Boyfriend like dhat oooh.....buh PRIDE!......pride no qo allow her....








Me oooh....I no dey crush on ladies....na jam I dey jam dem

me I no even force her sef to tell me, I jst act kul to let her knw woman no be my problem. I jst bado her beauty dats all

Wow shei if it's was the man that cut one of her breast off their govt would have ordered the execution of that man the next day

I guess crushing on someone you just met for a minute is one of the things of life.

Mine was when I went to supermarket few days ago to buy my toiletries were I was about to pickup Oral-B toothpaste look at this beautiful damsel standing at shelf were the the paste was at, I was just left dumbfounded for minutes cuz I was wowed by her beauty, how the curves on her was just too perfect. I was just like Damn I have to talk to this shawty. I approached her like

Me: hello beautiful how you doing?
Her: hi am good
Me: sorry to disturb you, was standing some few steps away from you, I got mesmerized by your prettiness Damn
Her: wow thanks
Me: am Emmanuel by name, but my gees call me 2raw
Her: OK
Me: so whats your name?
Her: sorry I don't tell strangers my name
Me: OK promise me next time we get caught in this type of moment you will be able to tell me your name
Her: OK I promise
Me: OK goodbye and don't forget the name is Emmanuel
Her: OK.

Mehn I can't lie that babe still in my head.

So tell me about yours

malton:
Some parts of the South you mean? I have been in Anambra for a year now, ain't seen no rain. Shut the hype.

If you ain't got nothing to say, just shift. Everything isn't a North-South contest.

If half of the rain dat falls here in Port Harcourt falls there it will sweep Kano to Libya.

Nigerians are experiencing the change in ever aspects of life

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Dats my darling governor wike. God bless Rivers State

More good news. I just see Nigeria reduced to rubbers in 4yrs tym

Right questions. Truth is Buhari wife is thief and she will go down as thief in history, history will bury deep down in shxt she will regret ever stealing Nigerians money.

NgeneUkwenu:
No Sheriff? And you call it PDP National Convention?

Exercise in futility...

#NgeneStandsWithSheriff

I thought u were an apc woman? Wat ar u standing with sheriff for? Go stand with Buhari he needs u

Mylove55:
money without stress, money without labour,like d money given to millitant and politicians, let me take ur mind far- d $20B rice waivers before d election were rice was sold 8000 naira, was killing our local producers, making pple to be lazy, that is d laziness u want us to continue

Now let me lecture you. Free is what you were giving out labour in other word unmertied labour.

Let me break it down this way.

If my monthly salary is 40000
And I do fuel my generator with 50liters at the cost of N4350 monthly and the rate of 87N per liter
My cost of transportation every month N4000
A basin of garri at 2500 for me and my family
My wife and children up keep at 5000
50liters of kerosene 2500N at a liter at N50
A bag of rice at N9000
A bag of beans at N9000

This is just a little breakdown am trying to put together for you. So please tell me what FREE MONEY here?

This has been his real calling, I don't know why he left it to come and spoil Nigeria with his bad polictics

Which day will I read good news about naija?

One thing that's has been constant since this new government is DISGRACE from fantastic Corrupt to disgracing our national anthem

Mylove55:
i am not hungary, if i am hungary, i wil go to farm. very simple, so nobody should complain again of not getting free money which breed corruption

wat do u understand by free money?

Already dat nigga is a bastard

Mylove55:
i am so sorry to disappoint u, d best advice for u and d youth out there --- if u are hungary go to farm, d era of free money and laziness is over

How is dat working out for you right now?

Well said