₦airaland Forum

ZombieTERROR:
The worst mistake the world made was granting Africa independence...

The west should have been in charge of this shit hole..

we would have been better off,
Our democracy only creates billionaire politicians and hungry wretched masses

stewpid black South Africans are lucky for late independence, they would have been another malawi

Westman001:
I laughed so hard at the second red card.

It's a huge embarrassment for the southies. The last time there was three red cards in a world cup game it was in a match SA played too. South Africa vs Denmark 1998 world cup

Yampotatocarrot:
Except if there's another picture not showing, dude looks the same to me... He was just wearing a bulaba cloth in the before picture and a fitted shirt in the after picture

Igbophobia:
He had no chance of leaving and was never given the option of leaving. TY Danjuma is still alive and can testify what happened that night since he was part of the coup that killed both men.

Igbophobia:
That Fajuyi 'elected ' to die for Aguiyi Ironsi is a lie concocted by the Lagos- Ibadan expresway media houises. Fajuyi was clearly marked for death by the coup-plotters.

Psoul:
I laugh when I see people changing goal post when the situation turns against them.

Now you guys want to believe that Igboho was trying to secure your region while the same region called Mazi Nnamdi Kalu terrorist when he tried to open his people's eyes and protect his region.



If you guys had maintained this posture of "All hands on deck...," when MNK was speaking against it, may be, this insecurity may not even get to your region cos I believed it would've bn nipped in the bud.

I think we are learning the hard way.

Noblechykk:
And you believe him? The president gave him go ahead order and it's the state governor stopping him. Do you even know how powerful a president is?

press9jatv:
There is unconfirmed report that tally to what Oyo state speaker Debo Ogundoyin said about what the bandits really want to release the school children and their teachers

1. 1 billion naira to be paid to one account in Benin republic

2. The Oyo state government should released the other bandits in Agodi and Agunponpo prison

3. 2 Toyota Hilux

4. Concession of some oyo state law in favour of the bandits ( maybe Sharia law )

I really know that Governor Seyi Makinde is not a cruel person a once best governor in Nigeria

At this stage if this report are true then we need international help to secure the release of those children and their teachers cos this is actually politics

And again the people that brought sheik Gunmi to Ibadan will not reap what they sow they will never have rest of mind !!

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phemmie06:
He should not bring ill luck to arsenal.

Sonnobax15:

Everywhere go just scatter .

Was having a similar Conversation with a nurse in my area just yesterday about this DNA stuff and she said and I quote--"if DNA test is to be conducted in Nigeria today,over 70 percent of homes will face everlasting disintegration.

buygala:
Yes, only if the new father will submit himself for a DNA test to check if he is truly a son of the man he calls "father"

You can't be a baskad and demanding that your kid shouldn't be a baskad

If a man seeks to question anyone's paternity, it's only sensible that his own paternity be investigated...

Aura for Aura

Akell:
Every few months, social media erupts with another shocking story of a man discovering that the child he raised is not biologically his. In response, some people now argue that DNA testing at birth should become a standard hospital procedure.

Supporters believe compulsory DNA testing would:

• prevent paternity fraud,
• protect men from deception,
• reduce future family disputes, and
• provide medical and genetic certainty from birth.

Opponents, however, argue that it could:

• undermine trust in marriages and relationships,
• increase broken homes,
• create a culture of suspicion, and
• unfairly stigmatise women and children.

There are also broader concerns about:

• privacy and data protection,
• the financial cost of testing,
• possible government abuse or regulation, and
• whether Nigeria’s healthcare system even has the capacity to implement such a policy effectively.

So, what do you think?

• Should DNA testing at birth be compulsory, optional, or discouraged?

• Would you personally support it within your own family?

• Is trust enough, or should science settle these questions once and for all?

Ladies and gentlemen of Nairaland, over to you.

NOETHNICITY:
Who else thinks this manner of announcing your husband’s demise is soulless?

‘My husband died’

Were you waiting for him to die

Jeezuzpick:
E be like say you never hear of Vodoun......that's what was turned to "Voodoo" in Jamaica.

The HQ is in Togo.

Togolese ladies are dangerously diabolic, o!

Antoeni:
Update,Single Mothers in Delta state. Are Giving Young Boys infection. Ooo

lawani:
New odus of ifa May 10 2026


Oturupon Ogunda

Evil is like gravity. It never leads into ascension but down a sink

This was the ifa cast for the human spirit that dropped from the lowest of six empathy ranks into the animal realm as a result of doing evil
It was advised to sacrifice
It listened but did not comply
Such is the lot of those who don't sacrifice.
It is the lot of those who don't heed warnings
The challenge in the animal realm is that it is not interesting at all and there is no coming back from it.


Oyeku Otura

If I am saved and you are not saved or you are saved and I am not saved, it will still be a mess. Let everyone together be saved

This was the IFA cast for the entrepreneur who sought for investors instead of seeking for loans or sought for investors to offset his loans
He was advised to sacrifice
He listened and complied
Not too long after, meet us where we are celebrating blessings at the feet of Obarisa
Equity is better than loans. The entrepreneur will be a highly paid CEO and the consumers will pay the lowest price possible and everybody will be satisfied and saved

Oturupon Iwori

Say it loudly and often enough and it will replace the truth

This was the IFA cast for the emergency historians of the Sokoto jihad who said the Fulani jihad of Uthman Dan Fodio reached Ilorin in Yoruba land

They were advised to sacrifice
They listened but did not comply
Onlooking people of Po and Offa!
Something coming from Sokoto trying to reach Lagos that did not reach Jebba, Shao, Moro or Borgu that lie between Ilorin and Sokoto could not have reached Ilorin and a Fulani jihad could not have thrown up within a few years a Yoruba Emir Momoh from Iwo and also people descended from Gambari later. It is however normal to try to embellish the accomplishments of one's ancestors.
Ilorin and Iwo had sharia rule but they were local events not connected to the Dan Fodio Jihad. In the Dan Fodio jihad only Fulani can be Emir while all sorts of lineages were Emir in Ilorin and Ilorin was signed under the British by Ajikobi an Oyo aristocrat unlike what was the case in places under the Sokoto caliphate


Irete Oturupon

If a task is naturally your responsibility, you will be left with no choice than to take it up

This was the ifa cast for the parent striving and having the desire to provide for their children

It was cast for the patriot who is determined to by all means better the lot of his people

They were advised to sacrifice
They listened and complied
Onlooking people of Po and Offa!
We only have good success at things we are really passionate about.


Irosun Iwori

Articulation is more important than execution

This was the ifa cast for the person who don't want to work but want generational wealth
It was also cast for who wants sustainable wealth without having any plans

They were both advised to sacrifice
It was the one who don't want to work but have plans that sacrificed
Onlooking people of Po and Offa!
You can't be sustainably wealthy without having elaborate plans to keep it together and keep it growing.

Ogbe Oturupon

The NCO had better not argue with the unit commander

This was the IFA cast for the uninitiated that went to consult a Babalawo and is doubting if the prescribed ebo should be taken seriously
Onlooking people of Po and Offa!
It is whatever was proscribed for you by your Babalawo that is your ebo.

Ogunda Osa

It is what is in our bossom that we should take the utmost care of

This was the IFA cast for the husband who is at logger heads with his pregnant wife and who ended up birthing a bastard

He was advised to sacrifice
He listened but did not comply
Onlooking people of Po and Offa!
If your pregnant wife is not happy with you, she will birth you a bastard!
Treat your wife like a princess


Irosun Osa

Ikoko ilu ni ilu ti ndun wa

A difa fun Orunmila

Baba tan Ina ola, o pa ti ise!
Mo tan ina ola rokoso!


Translation
It is from the inner recesses of a drum that the drum brings forth it's sound

This was the IFA cast for Orunmila
The good old man who lit the lamp of prosperity and extinguished that of poverty
I have lit the lamp of prosperity!


Ofun ika

Ofunkaa
Oro Amola!
Orunmila ni, Tani a nmo tii nmu ni la?
Mo ni Ogun Laakaye ni
Orunmila ni kise Ogun Laakaye
Ofunkaa
Oro Amola
Orunmila ni Tani a nmo ti nmu ni la?
Mo ni Osun ni
Orunmila ni kii se Osun
Ofunkaa
Oro Amola
Orunmila ni Tani a nmo ti nmu ni la?
Mo ni ija ni.
Orunmila ni kiise ija.
Ofunkaa
Oro Amola
Orunmila ni Tani a nmo ti nmuni la?
Mo ni awon Iya mi Eleye ni
Orunmila ni kiise awon Iya mi Eleye
Ofunkaa
Oro Amola
Orunmila ni Tani a nmo ti nmu ni la?
Mo wa ndaruko awon irunmale lorisiri
Orunmila ni kiise gbogbo won. O ni ohun Edu Alajogun ni Eni a nmo ti nmu ni la
Mo wa dobale fun Orunmila, mo ni kini emi Akapo re le se ti ngo fi laye ti won a gbo lode orun?
Orunmila ni 'Mu igba Amala kan ati Omi tutu ki o ma fi bo mi'.



Translation

Ofunkaa
The words we need to know to prosper
Orunmila asked 'Who do we need to know to prosper?
I said it is Ogun Laakaye
Orunmila said it is not Ogun Laakaye
Ofunkaa
The words we need to know to prosper
Orunmila asked 'Who do we need to know to prosper?
I said it is Osun
Orunmila said it is not Osun
Ofunkaa
The words we need to know to prosper
Orunmila asked 'Who do we need to know to prosper?
I said it is ija.
Orunmila said it is not Ija
Ofunkaa
The words we need to know to prosper
Orunmila asked 'Who do we need to know to prosper?
I said it is the Iya mi Eleye
Orunmila said it is not the Iya mi Eleye
Ofunkaa.
The words we need to prosper
Orunmila asked 'Who do we need to know to prosper?
I started to mention the names of different irunmales but Orunmila said it is none of them. He said it is he the Edu Alajogun that is needed to be known to prosper.
I immediately prostrated for Orunmila and said 'What can I your Akapo do such that I will prosper on Earth so much that they will hear of it in heaven? Orunmila said 'Take a bowl of Amala as well as a bowl of cold water and always offer it to me'.

Eba50:
This one be like targetted aza matter. Cult no go just kpai person for road when e dey drive out from gate..... Modification- alex omogiate, 200 level, pol science, uniben 22 years aza 90 million

Edoreborn:
Baba werey,,u rode on obi's lp to power n u abandoned it when they needed u most n now going back again because ur newly wife has (apc) had refused to give u doggy,,ur beloveth style..Ndiara!

EyeCumInPiss:
Kai! See the fine police woman wey dem klll. 😁

deji17:
He reach to ask.. There is so much going on now..

bolaayenimo:
Climate Change: Allow Africa Use Fossil Fuels for Development, Lai Mohammed Urges Developed Nations

Former Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, has called on developed nations to allow African countries greater flexibility in the use of fossil fuels to drive economic growth and infrastructure development.

Mohammed made the call on Thursday while speaking at the University of Cambridge in the United Kingdom, where he addressed students as part of a series of international engagements.

Responding to a question on how developed nations can assist Africa in mitigating the effects of climate change, the former minister criticised what he described as “hypocrisy” in the global climate discourse.

“I’m afraid my position on this will shock you. I think there is a lot of hypocrisy around this climate change issue, especially regarding what developed nations expect from developing countries,” he said.

According to him, countries in Europe and North America relied heavily on fossil fuels to build their economies, infrastructure, and transportation systems, and should not deny Africa the same opportunity.

“The developed world used fossil fuels to build their infrastructure, transportation systems, roads and the like. The only asset we have is fossil fuel. We must be allowed to use it to build our infrastructure and economy,” Mohammed stated.

While acknowledging the importance of protecting the environment, he stressed the need for differentiated responsibilities.

“We agree that we must not endanger nature, but different rules will have to apply. We must be given a lot of leeway and concessions. We must be allowed to use our fossil fuels to develop our economy and infrastructure,” he added.

Mohammed also highlighted Nigeria’s development challenges, particularly in the tourism and events sector. He noted that despite hosting an estimated 20,000 events monthly in Lagos, the country lacks adequate infrastructure such as purpose-built conference and event centres.

“At a recent Commonwealth Trade and Investment Forum, the issue of over-tourism was raised. I pointed out that our problem in Nigeria is under-tourism. We need more investment in tourism infrastructure,” he said.

He concluded by reaffirming Africa’s commitment to global climate efforts, while insisting that the continent must be granted concessions to meet its development needs.

“We will join the world in saving the planet, but we must be given concessions,” Mohammed said.

https://independent.ng/climate-change-allow-africa-use-fossil-fuels-for-development-lai-mohammed-urges-developed-nations/

Emu4life:
Why are they not wearing Gloves, Face MASK, PPE
Very unprofessional fellas
*pukes*