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Chully01:
My BP high oo

I am selling BP monitor ooo...come and buy abeg. Like the one attached...uses USB type-C sef.

Still very much available. Nationwide delivery possible.

Come buy for your elderly ones.

Hello Sir/Ma,

please patronize our business. We currently have the below medical products in wholesales.
1) Top Quality Automatic BP Monitor with a Type-C USB port. And can also use external batteries.

2) Top Quality Aneroid Sphygmomanometer

Both at the best prices and we are READY to refund if the quality doesn't meet the US standards.

Location is Osogbo, Osun State and Can waybill to any state.

Note:

More Marketers are needed urgently.

Call/Whatsapp: (+)2347084431449

slimjohn2k5:
Just keep it clean, another nail will grow under.

But is like you are lacking some vitamins

Permit me to act stupid guys...

Bro, you no go believe na today i sabi sey my nails dey push out the dead ones that almost took my toenails coz of tight footwears...

E still dey funny to me ah swear sey i no dey cut my nails so deep.anymore...i thought the root was dead too mehn

E be like sey i need to go do thanksgiving sey i fit dey wear my bathroom slippers without feeling insecure about one stupid ugly nail.

stonemasonn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXSm8ugsLCI

A very good video quality.

Blake755:
omo my brother after long wait dem come close trade fair nah where there office dey sef

You need my help reaching out to their china office?

My Chinese Partner can definitely help you out if i reach out to him, so you know if it was all a scam or legit.

I feel they might be extorting you. Let's chat Bro.

Blake755:

Custom don show me shege i never received August goods drop your contact let's talk

Sorry,just got your message. Have you cleared it already.
Shebi na the shipping company you used that's supposed to clear it?
Lets chat Bro on whatsapp
zero -706-131-0812

Na wetin you talk make me leave Dubai a month before Covid!!!
Bro, Naija no balance immediately I got back because nobody wanted to help.

Na this year i just balance ooo...e no dey easy to reintegrate back into the system if you don't have any monthly job giving you little boost unless your parents are rich.

Me na lone wolf ooo...even my siblings wey get money sef get plenty things they would wanna use their cash for.
I hate asking people for help Bro but I learnt the hard way ever since that stupid heat blow my pneumonia comot immediately i enter Naija!!!

So i am trying my best to make sure as New Boss of my own, I can work remotely and just go for vacation.

If me don chop and see money dash those around me, walai we die here!!!

Bro,come and see different opportunities to make money but i couldn't even tap in because of funds ooo...a whole me wey no dey back down from any business.

I just cleared all debts i incurred because i didnt wanna settle for less in Naija. What paved way for me was because I never stopped being real no matter the job that came to my desk online!!!

Did all with a good heart and someone appreciated all my skills wey family even doubted I had because I told them I couldn't work under them or any family friend.

BRO, I did a 17k monthly job as an Engr and IT professional.
Naija sweet but na that time you go dey hear rubbish wey go dey distract you. How Iya Biliki na witch wey use your cash do you!!!

It's all distractions that would waste years of your existence if you are not careful. Pray to your Higher Existence or whatever you believe in and make sure it's real. You will find God if you look deeply Bro...and that alone paved way for an old fool that got used because he refused to know God.

I wish y'all outside the best!!! But I can't let my skills I sacrificed alot to teach myself go to waste working for another man that got same balls I got.

It's either we are partners or nothing!!! I didn't allow hunger force me to settle for less. People prefer a follower but being your own boss is as sexy as phucqq!!!

Blake755:

The truth is that i want to start up a pure water factory but the truth is that what i have now could only afford the packing machine
Am into importation tho not on a large scale for now so i barely have time

Please I need a shipping company from China.

...ask about ME...
Hits hard!

How do you work? I need your services but I am not willing to make payment first or any form of deposit but if you have escrow, lets chat bro

All I need is my past self with 100% sanity without extended family wahala wey dey lead to depression pro max, mental health affects productivity alot especially when you have a crazy EGO wey no like to explain shits

Men wey get plenty women as siblings dey try ah swear, how una dey cope with the hypocrisies and gossips wey fit affect professional and personal lives negatively?🤐🫡

Am completely burnt out…Thank God sha…

You better don’t stress yourself and goto “complex” beside Mr Biggs at iwo road. Those dugbe engineers are fraudsters from Computer Village @Ikeja. I know most of them have shops in Lagos too and are liars and thieves. Don’t be surprised the guy fit no be phone engineer sef!!!

I used to waste my time too until i had someone i would just send my bikeman to at the complex. Don’t bother asking me for contact because i can never give it out, most people would think its a marketing strategy…and i can say things i would later regret if some small boys talk to me anyhow on here. I only comment when it’s necessary because i understand what you are going through…stay with the engineer and you would know whatsup. Don’t listen to anyone that meets you at the entrance, enter the complex and find the engineer sitting at their desks.
Peace!!!

L

If you have any question, ask me before it’s too late.

Modified

With over 8years experience in online marketing and being able to predict how people would react to different contents...
I am not the normal package, I am a premium package because I believe there are ways to get things we want if you can convince people you are the best choice. I am not a politician and I don’t think I am ready to be one...let me stick with being a certified Electrical Engineer and be doing what I have passion for which is selling contents online.
Why do you think people would sometimes vote for a party they hate? It’s sometimes because of a candidate...any party with a well-packaged candidate can win an election if other parties field less-packaged candidates (no rigging). And don’t forget a popular candidate can even lose when mind games are played...

I don’t like typing too much abeg...i just wanna do something i love.

I think I would be a great addition to any political team that is ready to take this country to the next level.

This country hasn’t done anything positive for me apart from a notebook and a pen I was given in High School but because of my child and future generations, I can’t be complaining online and be acting like a frustrated donkey
Abeg connect me, I am free for now. I might turn to a hot commodity in 3years and might not be affordable by then ooo

Send me a message on whatsapp ‪+1 (920) 634‑8758‬

You are just knowing? Abeg if we can’t beat them, we join them...else person no go join those at the top and would be complaining daily without any help coming...
Abeg I am looking for a Politician to work for. I am sure I would be a great addition to their Team when it comes to ways to get things done online...my experiences cannot be wasted.

Which credible election we dey expect for Naija?
Abeg I am looking for a Politician to work for. I am sure I would be a great addition to their Team when it comes to ways to get things done online...my experiences cannot be wasted.

shilenji:
Lol
I believe her story for now,of it happens not to be true in the nearest future, let it be.

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I ain’t gonna judge her bro because I understand how you feel, I always wanna sort any situation at hand first, then think about what could have happened, how it happened and how to react.
That’s only after i filter all the info and make sure its worth it. But na only to sort the situation i dey do for people wey i no sabi because I no fit waste my time dey search my memory how i wan judge or guess wetin fit happen. Anybody wey dey tell me to guess anything dey waste him/her time because na that ‘guess’ wey i read alone go make you wait for my response in hours...

Advice:

She should change her whatsapp number immediately and make sure whatsapp doesn’t send messages to anyone. So she can heal and accept what has happened.
This is because I have realized people would wanna confirm or be sure it was her or not. Not because they care but because they always wanna hold you by the balls. She might be blackmailed/bullied later and this shit might come back to haunt her. You go see some useless people dey remind you about something you suffered to forget...
What would she do if she mistakenly get a sextape out there? I am sure she would kill herself.
She should only explain to her family what happened before they call her...and she better do that when she is at her lowest point right now because we lose our guard when we hear/see someone crying and tend to believe the person. Social media don kill us...I am always on this forum daily and I hate to type or reply mentions but i just needed to drop my advice right here because i dey d mood right at this instance, i dey vex as i read the comments. And once it happens, na everything wey dey my mind i go talk oooo...make my mind rest till another 5years or in heaven when i go dey the right mood at the right time.

How i wish you could see things from my own point of view or be able to pass my message through an audio without wasting time. I use more than an hour to edit my responses atimes just to make sure you understand why and how I arrived at a conclusion.
Not that i care if anyone listens but maybe because I always get mad seeing people acting all perfect when they are not!!!
I still remember how i would use hours to explain how i solved any Maths question step by step using things i know you see everyday or your life itself to explain because i know you might understand it better that way and be able to come up with another method to solve the problem.
I read people alot through calls, body language, texts etc and I always come to a conclusion that people say whatever they say because you are giving them attention. E be like sey i don dey craze small... small ooooo
Abeg, she no owe anybody anything and if she receives any call from anyone she wanna explain to, she should never try to explain more than what happened and how it happened. Na only person wey dey pay her bills go need explanation so that dem go sabi if she dey guilty or not.
And should always start with...’I know you might not believe this but it happened like...’’
Whenever anyone is trying to waste my time talking about how he/she is innocent, that gives me the chance to then listen more and detect if i need to shut the person up or advice am. People might think it’s me being arrogant and i would tell you ‘it is’. Shikenah!!!

Na why you go see someone dey do strong face for outside but go dey smile inside him house because the person wan make people see am like a bad person and dem go fear sey he go get craze for head. Once the person put smile for face and let his/her guard down, people go enter am oooo...
I composed this long rubbish not because of you alone but because I no like make i dey see people waste their time trying to get validations from others ooo...you would think you no fit do without friends because dem sabi your secrets...but na because you dey fear wetin people go talk if dem leak your secrets out to your mutual friends.
I sabi sey i no dey quick forgive or forget, so e better make i allow people judge me anyhow behind my back than make i let my guard down and make dem stab me from the back. The shit hurts like mad bro. All she needs is a wall around her right now for each problem and try to do entrance exam in her mind and bring worthy people in to that house, make others dey jump fence...

If I be woman, i fit tell you make she contact me make i give her my face to photoshop ontop the picture. Dem never born person wey go ask me why i do am. Na how e take happen dem go ask and i fit reply dem in 3 weeks sef because e no go dey relevant again that time. Some go don die while some go don get problem wey big pass mine.
Na only wetin go bring money fit make me reply your chat instantly. Instant messaging apps like WhatsApp no be for me ooo because some people no get work than to dey check if your life don better or e don spoil. Na when e spoil dem like.
Take care of her ooo...if she is pure, I understand sey she fit kill herself. Because na that thing she dey use do yanga for boys wey dey disturb her ooo. Dem go think her value don drop and retry just to have what they want or abuse her because she no gree again and dem don see her b**bs. Na things we dey see but never feel we go dey run after...we stupid gan ooo..lol

But one thing be sey people no dey store things for brain for long if dem no feel am...na short term memory card dem go use store am. Me wey be sey my brain dull before, make i con dey narate to my friends all the b*obs wey i don feel before, e mean sey i no get better thing to do and I don waste space for my memory card inside my head.
No be by age, some people no get sense at all...dem go dey act tough but behave like a sissy when dem need to act tough. I no need make you sabi how i dey treat my woman or children because na when you dey my condition and you pass I go rate you as an adviser ontop that subject and not any other subject. Person wey never get 5M before dey advise someone how to spend 100M, na nigeria dem dey!!! Awon motivational speak!!!
Na naija i dey see someone with 3rd class dey advise second class upper how to dey behave.

Make i dey reason how your babe got into that shit and dey give you scenarios wey dey my head? I swear, me go use hours and once you later find the truth, e go dey my top 3 but wetin i wan disturb my brain dey search for experiences and possibilities for? Because na we perfectionist dey vex because person no understand wetin you dey talk and e go be like make you give am your brain or make the person see am how e dey see am...

Abeg shey that one fit put money for my account? Na me wan marry am? Na you wey dey explain how it happened cause am nah, had it been you asked for advice alone and talk sey na whatsapp story, na people wey get brain and knows what’s important and what’s not important go reply. Then you go see person wey no fit follow you talk if una meet and wan dey use you shine ask you how it happened so he go fit know wetin he go talk. Once you talk am, he go finish you and others go follow. Na because na you allow them dey imagine sey dem fit judge you.

Make you judge me, thank me or abuse me, as i dey type this, i no fit come back to this thread to type anything at all or check my mention or number of likes...me don talk my own be that, na person wey need anything there go understand am, person wey no fit grab go digest am in 3years once he/she don dey same situation. Me wey dey use my personal life do experience for people...you see sey i go dey vex if person wan waste my time? Lmao...
Because my life is full of adventures and others don get their own mapped out for them...na why i no get one particular work and dey teach person wey dey any other field work because i sabi sey i go don read am somewhere or get better experience about am, if i no enjoy am...i move on to the next. Small shitz here and there is gonna make me happy and not bored...because i like make i dey explore...I don’t drink or smoke but i can tell you how the thing be for body and my first time trying shitz people enjoy out...so i go sabi how e dey be for body and not just judge anyone. I no care if you dey happy or not as long it doesn’t affect my own feelings...i go just filter all your info, take wetin i need and face it.
If i am being paid to advice people, I know i can only be truthful anytime i see you make a mistake an intelligent high school student wouldn’t make. Once I start staring at someone saying things and not say anything, just know I am just processing the percentage of your dumbness...which I even love doing. I dey use you do experiment for my head...not my fault though...

Some people are not worth the time Bro...

This is an account i have opened since 2015 and used for awhile before i left fiverr totally. Used it for just few months then. Location is USA. Pics below.You can use anydesk to check the account out and see it’s real. I created several accounts then and this is a female account with a pretty lady pic used. I don’t wanna show the username on here for security reasons. I remember i learnt about fiverr and importation from nairaland and never stopped coming on here to learn more.
Fiverr is just not my thing for years again.
If you wanna buy the account. Chat me up on whatsapp +1 (920) 634 8758

Wordson:
FULL wetin?!
U say what?! Fergie

Okay, your scrotom bro, thank God my herbalist need am. I no go stress myself....i just dey thank God. That scrotom must be given out if you are a man of your words.

Am interested lets chat on whatsapp

+122957303 two two .

The last two digits are 22
But we have to talk about the price

abumeinben:


Advise No 1: Don't be a lecturer because you want to do other business. Be a lecturer to impact knowledge. Stop desecrating the educational space.

I have had other better offers but i rejected them because i just love teaching people stuffs and always feeel like they should just put my brain in their head just to know it. Ain’t doing this for the profit, its just what i have passion for boss.
Thanks alot for the input.
Even if i leave this country, it’s still lecturing i know i have 100% passion for.

I used to be a tutor while i was still in school and I enjoyed it alot and it was free.