₦airaland Forum

@NAIJA_DIVA, THANKS

@ mr corkscrew, you are not expected to understand it, i dont want ur box to crash, it is called POETIC LICENSE .

the fact that he claims british is not the point, his name isnt british, and i dont think any tribe in the world can claim that name. with all the sh.it in nigeria, i would gladly claim british too, but i would be igbo-british.

i hope i have done my ancestors proud

oya. revelation time. who are you trying to force to pepper you?

have you been searching me? funny that my iko'onu has forced you to search my posts , oya, start the apology.

mechie gi onu, iwu udele. eze udele di ka gi. tufiakwa nne gi, tufiakwa nna gi. i na ekwu okwu ka umuaka, nkita, enwe, agwo. biko ekwekwala ka njiri ikonu saa gi ahu. ejikwela aka nwuru gi anwu ederem ozo. obu gi ka nga asi na in'ezuzugari. gaa si nna gi na ibu onye ibo ka ogupugi na ogogu umu ya. agamefu di ka gi. biko noperem nuzo ka nde di ndu hu uzo. nkita ara gaa raa nsi onye afo na'asa

oh, about igbo, then read.

franny1980, ibu ozu nwuru na canal. ina'akpo nnam, odika inweghi nna, ibu nwa onye ara. anam ekwu okwu ndi igbo, gi'bia ne'ebea n'ekwu ka inweghi isi. biko, cha'aram n'uzo, anuohia nwuru anwu, asu iberibe.

for your reading pleasure

and what did you say about my father? ok, let me complete it for you, since you suddenly developed paralysis in ur hand.

your father, is a wise, intelligent, good, caring, responsible, disciplined man.

@FRANNY1980, who, when, where amd how is that differenciation made??

i dont know what you are talking about ibo being a tribe and igbo being a language. there is only one word for it and that is IGBO. IBO is the way the folks
with MOUTH ULCER pronounce IGBO, SO HAVE YOU GOT MOUTH ULCER?

so because dudu ghanians call us IBO, that makes it right? oh pleeezeeeeee!!!!!

mr cockscrew, if you never had of igbo, please had it here, and take your correction.

if your chick is igbo, you should let her see what you have been writing about her people, very romantic, she will be so thrilled, NOT

It just deosnt make sense that blacks are hounded for their color in other places, and when they are home, its the same tribalistic nonsense, so where does

it stop?

until this NIGERIA learns to carry every tribe along, knowing that we all have our differences in culture, food, language, pride and all, it is every tribe for himself.

oh, an igbo alien, pleeaaasseee show me my alien bros, HOT

ok

Nit.wit, where did you see that ANGELINA JOLIE isnt an A-list actress, what list is she may i ask?

Fela was a good musician, but i didnt know you where omnipotent, so much so that you were in the hearts, mouths of every yoruba man, and know that no yoruba
man has ever been proud of Fela being yoruba.

who is ANGELITA JOLLY?

YOU CALL IGBOS MONKEYS, i as an igbo woman, will never call any tribe monkeys. i will never need to defend my tribe to SOMETHING like you. if bashing igbos rocks your boat, i will say paddle on!!.

i know you are too thick to understand, so i wont say "GO FIGURE".

cheap shot, he doesnt look albino, and i love albinos, absolutely nothing wrong with them. i love afros too, i'm rocking a huge one right now Mr cockscrew, will that be enogh to make you choke on your own tongue?

I'm done with this childs play. mr CORKSCREW, this is a thread to celebrate a FINE igbo man, dont derail it with your ignorance

CONGRATULATIONS TO MR CHIWETELU EJIOFOR. SWEET IGBO MAN

thanks DOLEMITE. i have had enough of the igbo bashing and its time they quit with it.

IGBO, NOT IBO

Mr Cork or what idio.tic name do you call yourself, why must you always be MELODRAMATIC, with that your "no offence" you always say, you never disappoint

me with the annoying drama you bring. if she hadnt said "igbo", i'm sure someone here would have asked "who is he"?. so because of the risk of being

labeled an ethnicist, people shouldnt identify with their tribe? even among american whites, i hear them say "i am a country girl", " i am from the east coast"

and all, but nobody shoots them with the tribalistic nonsense that we shoot ourselves with. why are you annoyed that the poster said he was an "ibo" man,

You actually sound jealous with your rants, so please cool it. and NO, he just doesnt act like any other nigerian actor, so dont even compare.

i would never because of goats like you cease to say the good that an igbo man has done and is doing. the other tribes can have their politics and rule, but

while they are ruling in politics, we would be ruling other aspects. isnt it bad enough that after the civil war, igbos have been treated as if we arent here, the

north and west share leadership of the country amongst themselves, and you come here to say igbos are tribalistic, please quit with your crass stupidity, your

hatred of the igbos makes no sense. cricket quit chirping and move out of the way lets congratulate an igbo man.

you could write prodly IGBO MADE on my forehead anyday

from nigeria.

next question.

nna how would i know, i dont have one, so i dont know if the saying is true. dont say u never heard that before.
maybe the saying should be modified to, no matter the occassion, it would be erect for females of its kind.

ok

what sort of handbag is that?, sounds like a tunnel to me, careful so that u dont get lost in dat tunnel.

nairaland take ur time o , i said pe.nis not manliness

utu/amu amaghi iwe

the penis doesnt get annoyed

i.e no matter d female, the penis must be erect

afo di egwu

ify nwannem biko gbaharam ma oburu na igwaram na imuru umu ejima, but i loff ejima sooo much that i couldnt have forgotten o , mba not at all. aturu bu ajo anu

youngiesyyyyyy , i choro iwu PA to womens leader ndi PDP? idikwa able? lekwa gi lekwa suffocation occassioned by a stampede of hips

rubi nwany oma , otego.

@ topic

obu so aturu na elecha agu anya kpo ya "my friend[color=#990000][/color]

its only a sheep that looks at a tiger and calls him "my friend"

nwatakiri choro ikpari nna ya, o kpo ya "agu", okpo go ya anu ohia.

when a child wants to insut his father cunningly, he calls him tiger( animal).

that boy looks like hes stiffling a very big MESS!

chei, ify obu eziokwu, i loffff twins . keleremu ha! amaghim na imuru ejima, jisi'ike nne. i cant imagine mealtime .

scary!!!

youngiesyyy, ka ibu oldies , onye gwara gi na n'banyere politics? politics enwghi ego, obu youngies-NAPPING ka ego di

lekwa bicycle

@ ify, --throw out your scale--- , just threw mine, closer!

nwannem nwanyi, anyi no nke oma, emisie le m gi nnukwu , agra m AWOL .
addia m na facebook, asikaro happines

@ topic
onye ara anaghi aju ibe ya "kedu ije?".

umunne m nde'ewo nu ooooooooooo!

ifyyyyyyyy , youngiesyyyyyy , agaba, andre, rubi, ekelem unu.

PS. allow me write english small, i am beginning to lose touch. so had to get back to keep polishing my igbo.

good to see this thread is still alive and bubbling. was worried i wouldnt be able to trace it.

@topic

onye ona adi nma iri anu moto kugburu, anaghi ekwe ka anu ya puo na okporo uzo

translation: he who loves to eat meat that has been "jammed" by moto, doesnt like his animal to cross the road.

hello calabaman, please help me too

i downloaded opera mini 4.2 to my phone today, when i try t connect, it says failed to connect to the internet. please kindly send me the settings to soldier.girl9@yahoo.com

i use MTN and my phone model isnokia 6760( slide)
please help me out, i am a compulsive phone browser and will appreciate if i dont have to pay for it again.

goodluck in ur search for one. i will be relocating to abj next month and i heard it wasnt easy getting a nanny, so i am coming with one. shes a single mum of two, so i will definitely be looking out for an alternative person when i get there.

the man thats asking why she needs a nanny, she prolly has kids, lives in a house that needs cleaning, goes to d market and cant lug 3 0r more kids along, i could give you a million and one reasons, why she needs a help, so please quit asking those silly questions.

btw, try and see if there is a nanny agency, some of the uniformed pivate secuirity agencies may be helpful in directing you to a nanny agency.

yellow on toe, clear finger, will prolly paint tomorrow

hoping i dont bump into sumtin, as i cant take my eyes off my toes

6pm, my fav.
all ur choices look like, u will pick d best i'm sure.\i luv luv dat pewter/bronze color.

they are obviously living it up on daddys naija *loan*, herve ledger dresses and other designers, hmmmm

Outstrip:
I cannot go near a push up bra. I might get arrested

lol!

after 3 kids, i have developed a love for padded bras

anyways i still love my lacy, strapless and pushup bras.

thank GOD for bras o, else, some of us would have been looking like MAN-CHEST-ER !

simple gold for daily wear, beads are dressy. there are definitely some beautiful beads these days made with natural gemstones that have been cut in cabochon and stringed. lasts forever. my most treasured are my sea pearls, its in the family heirloom, my daughter is definitely getting it from me. gold is nice when pure in 22k.

all in all. i love them both. theres no choosing.

i am in nigeria.