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when he is old enough to understand what true love for a woman is. and i assure you, the meaning has been hidden to babies.

1forall:
Way to go. If only u knew nigeria and its people you wouldnt worry about being accepted cos the answer to your question is an emphatic YES. Nigerians are known and said to be very hospitable and accomodating people so feel free to come visiting when youre ready.

well said.

youngiesyyyyyyyyyyy
ekwekwala ka nwete utali mu.
i choro ka oyiri jean rahu ura?

uroi:
IGBO NDI OMA , UNU EMELAM OBI UTO UMU IGBO ONWA DI IGWE NAKPA NMANMA OOOO.

dim oma

**my huby is now on nairaland**

i know plantain chips is nice, but na so e nice reach? to kill a poor hawker for it.

police men should be banned from eating plantain chips.

lazy, lazy, lazy

that is teacher chikes style. but i think it has more balance when it has a line. my hubys always has a line.

she looks more exotic after her plastic surgery. i doubt she would have been that successful sans the plastic surgery.
she looks basically average before the plastic surgery.

pres-elect, agam agwa ya na obu gi kuzirim. o register-la na nairaland, login ya bu UROI! obiara yesterday na threadi IGBO KWEZUO NU.

***i need to start behaving well o***

michelle is a real trendsetter. she makes fashion look inexpensive, and her body is banging. she works hard for the kind of body she has and carrief off her clother wonderfully well.

oops!
but why would she want to hide a child, they grow up, dont they?

they are both very beautiful ladies
lola looks like she has got breast implants.
they are in very different styles anyway, sarah in a sunny picture, lola in a sober picture,
hard to say anyway, they are both gorgeous.
but i sort of prefer sarah in this picture.
a full lenght picture would have aided to make a better judgment.

my next perfume will be DKNY summer or any of britneys( maybe that 1 like a crystal ball, curious is the name i think , i perceived it on a friend and its

frog jump method.

no, he set up another user account to do that, he must have gone through a lot of trouble to do that.

what is it that spike has done to merit a thread to complain about her
anyways, i hope y'all get over it soon

***why do i smell war brewing?***

the folks calling the girls dirty are just the class of the girls they see.
why dont you upgrade yourself, then maybe, just maybe the clean girls may notice you if she isnt put off by your face.

insimulate ko, inSLAPulate ni

hideous

i have started saying ebelebe igba so much that my huby is asking where i got that from
but anyway, since pres-elect has given me go ahead na, so it is.

ebelebe igba igba, igba kiridim igba igba( x100) .

ifyyyyyyy, ndewo! nda aga imere, na ndi ulo gi.

nwam nwanyi na assignmenti skulu ya di soo much dat by the time i finish helping her through the assignment i am already too grumpy to come to nairaland on sundays. odi egwu o! adim ka nwa primari skulu again

na wa o! everything sounds like gunshot hear
abeg make una carry go.

youngies, ihe mu na agu ji buru nwanne bu na mbo aka.

balderdash! means who dash monkey bald head.

who dash poster sense?

it seems you have made up your mind to remain in the mood and situation that you have found yourself in. people here are telling and giving you hints on how to move on but you keep saying

No Life:
I am deep in shit, How do I live. I have given up everyone, I am lonely and desperate but can't really talk to anyone or see anyone, as I start crying in the middle of the road, I feel very sad!!!!

what do you want them to say again. just try to listen without bringing up negative talks, because it seems your hubys mind and attitude is rubbing off on you.

i would suggest you dont waste your sorrows. use this as a propelling force to get up , and do what you have to do to enhance your quality of life, then you can even meet true love along the way.

hmm, na wa o! and where does the issue of love come up?
or your pastor doesnt beleive in love?
because he is a pastor doesnt mean he can take over the running of peoples emotion. leave religious emotions out of this. you may end up committing even more sin by marrying someone you dont love and cheating on her( not to say some men dont cheat on the person they say they love).
but i think your happiness is the ultimate concern.

its a joke that a pastor tried to link a brother with a facially challenged (ugly) sister, saying it was Gods instruction, but our brother rejected the wonderful vision, and nothing happened. do you think the pastor hasnt spoken with the sister about getting you to marry her? pls dont be played like a chess game. pastors are human too, and can play human pranks too. its not as if the pastor cant go home and leave church bussiness one day.

you should have walked up to 1 of them , and ask her why she is fat, they will gather and cast and bind a very FAT demon out of you.

try the smell of mess after eating beans morning and afternoon, and a lil bit of milk. all those that think fart is funny will not think so again

for me, i like myself messing, not another pesin, even if their own isnt smelly, my brain kind of makes my nose perceive a bad smell.

she should go and get registered in a karate class secretly. get the basics of self defense, then if he tries beating her again, she should give him a dose of his own medicine, and then she can leave if she decides it isnt worth it. all in all, i find that knowing how to defend yourself should be a basic lesson all women should learn. when she can learn how to say no and stand by it, then she can get it all.

never, in fact i am waiting for any hubys ex that even knocks on my door to get an accidental gunshot.

kenny g rogers.