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CelebritiesRe: Is Anyone On Nairaland My Birthday Twin 27th March by throttler(f): 1:03pm On Mar 04, 2010
me tooo smiley
FashionRe: All For Fashion's Sake! by throttler(f): 11:26am On Feb 19, 2010
lets get a minute of silence for this folks, lipsrsealed

[i][/i]sorry, i thought they were dead
FamilyRe: Funny Things That Children Say by throttler(f): 11:35am On Feb 08, 2010
FUFU BREEZE!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin the best post ever.
FashionRe: What Is Everyones Problem With Primark? by throttler(f): 3:51pm On Feb 03, 2010
okies cool
FashionRe: What Is Everyones Problem With Primark? by throttler(f): 3:37pm On Feb 03, 2010
awww! anyway, if you can take pics, then sales will still happen, no?
FashionRe: Is This Fashion? by throttler(f): 3:29pm On Feb 03, 2010
Nope, its not fashion , its GET ME A WHIP, LET ME THROTTLE THAT BORROM! grin

SLUTTY lipsrsealed
FashionRe: What Is Everyones Problem With Primark? by throttler(f): 3:22pm On Feb 03, 2010
i stay in millionaires quaters in jos.
FashionRe: What Is Everyones Problem With Primark? by throttler(f): 3:02pm On Feb 03, 2010
primark tops here(jos) are a steal for 3,500, though not common. have only 1 of them, but its nice. i dont have a problem with it, its better than the china made tops we usually get here. i agree with the post about not being durable tho, after 1 wash, it was so squeezed and wrinkly and saggy, and the shimmers were allover everything. but at the price, lets take it as DISPOSABLE WEAR, i dont mind really, as i am usually tired of some tops by the 4th wear.
@ayettymama: let me know when you bring in stuff, will buy a few
soldier.girl9@yahoo.com
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by throttler(f): 11:35am On Feb 03, 2010
ihere anaghi eme onye ara, obu ndi nwe onye ara ka ihere n'eme.

the mad man doesnt have shame, its the family of the mad man that has shame/is ashamed.

youngiesyyyyyyyyyyyyy! obi okwe!
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by throttler(f): 11:27am On Feb 03, 2010
ndi nkem!!!!
ify, andre uweh( ezi nwoke) smiley, na nmadu n'ile m'akpoghi, ndewo nu!
kedu ka unu mere? e missie lam threadia nke nnukwu! nde awusa si ka ha mebie obodo jos, ndi nmadu na apu  n'obodo in thousands. ma na ndi nwere ulo na oda investments bu ndi n'odigi easy ime relocate. ndi soldier no ebe n'ile, diri ready igba ndi nmadu ka nchi ni n'ohia ma ha mee nkpotu. grin
Forum GamesRe: If You Woke Up One Morning And Found Out by throttler(f): 11:33am On Feb 02, 2010
i'll pretend i didnt hear them and they would be confused or i'll tell them to shut up or i'll run the hell away from all electrical appliances


you can hear what everyone is thinking
BusinessRe: Suggest A Name For My Baby Shop by throttler(f): 1:54pm On Jan 29, 2010
youngies and company
FashionRe: What In God's Name Is Amber Wearing? by throttler(f): 3:30pm On Jan 28, 2010
^^^^ hi sweety! smiley


saw this amber rose thing on justjared yesterday, and i couldnt even stare. just seeing it upclose like this today and shocked

wonder why she has to assault eyes like this.

thank God for american freedom, if its here, our mummys and aunties would have contributed cane and frog jump for her. and if na naija, mama kanye would have reshaped that his television shaped head with pestle for even talking to that kind of girl. grin
CelebritiesRe: ~ Celebrity Baby Mamas,Ex-wife Mama's, Fiancée Baby Mama's & Baby Daddies!~ by throttler(f): 2:06pm On Jan 27, 2010
i think weezy has so many girls and baby mamas that by the time he gets back to where he started, that one has realised her turn will come a year later, so she just gets pregnant for him and keeps some of his attention. they prolly do it to get his attention.

a child is a beautiful thing, but i think it has become a game for them to play. how come the white chicks they date hardly get pregnant for them? diddy dated jennifer lopez, and prolly because she is a huge star, she didnt think to get preggers for him? or because she knows better!

anyway, so long as the $$$$$$$ keeps rolling in, they just sit down and collect what is due to them and their kids in a month, then go hunt for the next rich baby daddy. embarassed
FamilyRe: Must A Man Share The Same Bedroom With The Wife? by throttler(f): 8:48pm On Jan 22, 2010
i think its good for huby and wife to sleep together, for those talking about the wife getting preggers everytime, whatever happened to contraceptiveshuh?

i keep my stuff in my room, and keep myself in hubys room tongue grin cheesy
AutosRe: Chevrolet Avalanche, Hummer3 And Range Rover . All 2006 Models Needed. by throttler(op): 8:18pm On Jan 20, 2010
the links are just to show, thought it would make it better.

i can also post links to cheaper prices in the same year of the same cars .

@fhemmy : as car dealers, i am sure some of you BID, and get better prices, so its possible someone can do even lower than my 50,000.
AutosChevrolet Avalanche, Hummer3 And Range Rover . All 2006 Models Needed. by throttler(op): 1:56pm On Jan 18, 2010
http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/chevrolet-avalanche-pictures-cars322298362?sortcol=price&sortdir=up&start=46&location=Philadelphia%2C+PA+19106&listingtype=used&model=avalanche&make=chevrolet&distance=50
http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/land_rover-range_rover-cars335237216?sortcol=price&sortdir=up&location=Philadelphia%2C+PA+19106&listingtype=used&model=range_rover&make=land_rover&distance=50
http://autos.yahoo.com/used-cars/hummer-h3-cars336930874;_ylt=AmoC3WFcrCqiIl4O9jH7cEwuWY54;_ylv=3?sortcol=price&sortdir=up&askpriceub=any&askpricelb=any&deliverymileageub=any&deliverymileagelb=any&listingtype=used&model=h3&make=hummer&distance=any




i will need an individual or company that will bring this car for us from USA and supply by june 15th 2010, in jos.

terms of payment will be discussed in person and payment will be with GTB WE WILL BE WILLING TO PAY $$50,000 for the

3cars in cash U.s funds, serious persons or company should contact 08051046861. contact eli.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/Lady by throttler(f): 11:38am On Dec 24, 2009
merry christmas igbo bu igbo

ifyyyy kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss my lovely sis
pres-elect cool cool cool cool cool cool coolebelebe igba, igba kiridim igba igba

andrew uweh smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smileyorganizer ndi igbo

agaba, tosh, fake lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed merry christmas

chinenye smiley

youngiesyyyyyyyy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy ozu okwe, ole ebe inohuh

ndi nkem echetaghi na listia, obughi nchefu!

umunnem nile no na nairalandia, ekelem unu nile, na asi unu merry christmas and a happy and loving newyear!
RomanceRe: Slapping Your Woman! by throttler(f): 12:50pm On Dec 10, 2009
hevysomtin:
i slapped my woman and flogged her mercilessly with belt 3 days ago how about that? it's not that i'm being proud about it but damn some u women deserve it because it seems that's the only time u listen as u often take cool n gentle guys like me for granted. so b4 u try something next time u'll flash back and think of the beating so u refrain from doing it.
you are one lucky idiot. the girl should have tied that belt around your neck, and pull until your turkey neck snaps. she will plead extreme provocation and self defense in court, and will walk free.
RomanceRe: Is Cheating Good? by throttler(f): 4:27pm On Dec 07, 2009
Noigeeriaa:
If the man cheats it's not really ok, but forgivable because it's usually because the woman is sexually depriving him. If the woman cheats however I think she should be stoned to death because A.)She has a man dying to have sex with her 24/7 and B.) The man has been spending immeasurable amounts of his harderearned money on the woman, so cheating on him is onforgivable
words on marble, NOT!
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by throttler(f): 4:25pm On Dec 07, 2009
ify, ekpere anyi nonyere gi. chineke ga agba si gi ma ndi ulo gi ike. chineke na'abata nna gi. amen.
RomanceRe: Why Are Married Men Boastful by throttler(f): 4:20pm On Dec 07, 2009
SeanT21:
There is nothing wrong with them being boastful. Let em scream it from the top of a mountain if they have a good wife by their side.
greatest post ever kiss, welldone sean!
FashionRe: Why Do Some Married Women Slack In Their Dressing? by throttler(f): 9:52am On Dec 07, 2009
me, i dont o! grin
RomanceRe: My Ex Keeps Coming To My House With Seductive Dresses by throttler(f): 5:09pm On Dec 04, 2009
rhymez, i didnt say i support the shaggers, but man, they sure are aplenty. i am a real woman in the body o tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Love Ice Creams , Chocolates And Horror Movies? by throttler(f): 4:48pm On Dec 04, 2009
na wa o tongue
RomanceRe: My Ex Keeps Coming To My House With Seductive Dresses by throttler(f): 4:40pm On Dec 04, 2009
all these advice and you havent agreed to any?? then sharrraappp dia angry

the shaggers advice are winning grin
RomanceRe: What's More Valuable? Love Or Fast Life? by throttler(f): 4:12pm On Dec 04, 2009
Noigeeriaa:
My grandmother always told us when we were little "Don't cry! Save your tears for when your mother dies."
ouch!
CultureRe: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by throttler(f): 1:06pm On Dec 03, 2009
ndeewo nu,

rubi, youngiesyyyy, fingard, na ndi n'ile na eme ka onwa threadi na eti

biko kedi ifyhuh
rubi, obu gini mere ify?? embarassed
FashionRe: What Handbag/purse Are You Carrying Today!? by throttler(f): 11:30am On Dec 03, 2009
2 naira black waterproof tongue
RomanceRe: What Is The Normal Height For A Nigerian Guy? by throttler(f): 5:33pm On Dec 02, 2009
too much tall---------they will say u mumu shocked

too much short-------they will say you lipsrsealed


cut your self in 2-----they will say you are a ghost lipsrsealed

to each his ir her own, but i like my man tall, i got 1, duh 6.2

***i dont like a man looking like a toothpich or akara iron***
RomanceRe: My Husband Came Back And Told Me He Almost Got Tempted By Other Girls by throttler(f): 5:02pm On Dec 01, 2009
hmmm, na wa o! blow by blow, this horro film is unfolding

***someone get me the damn popcorn, this movie will be lousy*** tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Desmond Need A Mature Minded Woman Btw The Age Of 35 To 48 by throttler(f): 4:59pm On Dec 01, 2009
what about 53-84?? rusted twiggy legs tongue

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