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@ify, nne locationu gi di egwu! ahia azu fridgi kwa , aka gi ga~adikwa ka sand paper

i have struggled with my weight since having 3 kids, i lose some after each baby, gain it right back, and on and on. now i want to go back to my pre baby weight, and i know with a dose of discipline, i should get there. i am 5'.8inch., and i want to weigh 75kg.
i love me some hip, and i wont compromise it
. if i lose too much weight, my neck looks like a giraffes own , and people will be sorely tempted to force feed me, cos my neck will have this unsightly hollow.

that said, i do obsess about my weight, and cant stop until i reach my goal. i am @ 88kg now, so i have 10kg to go. i started at 95kg

thank God for ndi igbo. no matter were we find ourselves, we always leave footprints behind, good ones!

the part about pointing with the lips is truly hilarious.

ukwu na'aga wam- wam, anya na'aga zam -zam na'hu ya

translation: the leg that goes wam-wam, the eyes that sees zam zam also sees it.

meaning: nothing you do is really hidden.

ifyalways:
Youngies,Otondo.
Throttler,so J-town di hot ugba?e chekwam na Jos na adi all year round cold.A bialam Jos mbu,Katako,Apata na Rayfield. Ndi ahu nwere tomato,ihe eji eme salad na potatoes.I na eme enjoy no bi small.
@Topic,Mmiri riri ehi/efi ka mbe huru na awa ogodo,o ga efe efe ka o ga awu awu?
The tortoise gears up by a river that drowned an elephant: is it going to fly or jump over the river?

nne, ona enwe oge jos na eme experience blazing heat. that type that poses the threat of cerebro spinal meningitis. ugbu a odi very hot., mana a bit cool during evening. ebim na rayfield, na azu government house& millionaires quaters( ebim na ebe abuo) .,
apata and that katako area is prone to violence, cos of the mixture of folks in that area . jos nwe fruit and salad stuff, that is what i will greatly miss when we leave in a couple of years, and its relative tranquility. anyi mere relocate from lagos na 2003 to jos., but my hair hasnt recovered from the jos harsh weather , even cream no dey work here

@ andre. munwa enweghi okwu na topici~a, maka na ebim na nigeria. ka iri ji unu na ala eliza gazie nke oma.

i bet some folks wished it were true. if it were true, i wonder what the women felt about it. the visitor prolly comes out in the morning and says to the man ' thanks, your wife was greaat', and the man says ' i told you she is', and the woman goes about her normal bussiness. i actually find this hard to beleive, cos from time immemorial, man has always been known to jealously gaurd his woman.

lara stone looks like MOWGLI THE BLACK DOLL , all that is remainning is for a jamaican voodoo priest to stick needles in her so that she can have a convulsion, or to twist her broom-like legs to break into pieces

vogue is wack

ezeagu:
Ndi ahu ha ma otu e shi a su Igbo? Ewele iwe, o wu nani ihe echiche.

, u welcome bro. obu eziokwu anyway, but a like~irim french na spanish, ha sounduru sexy , and romantic, especially when they are annoyed

@ chinenye
nne asusu ngwa gi'a atoka , a like~irim asusu nde ngwa.

ERHM, because we are rich in aso oke, niegrain wax, UNTL, so many of them

seriously, aside the bragging, if any body can really afford them good stuff, then let him or her get them.

if you drive hummer2, and hummer3 comes out, you may like it better, if there is a hummer4 you are gonna like it better too, and soon someones gonna run mad from it all , cos they wont stop upgrading, and making you feel you are lagging if you dont upgrade. that is the rat-race

i dont blame ghettochyk for her reply. we've had enough of these silly nairaland threads were every damn week someone brings up a thread about the origin of igbo, just for mockery. if they need to be insulted to stop the silly threads, then so be it ., i dont see yoruba or hausa origin threads like that, if any. this just goes to show what we have always known, and will refuse to keep happening. igbo deserves respect whether they like it or not. anyone who brings up any of this stupid threads or ask any silly questions like this again will be roundly and soundly told offfffffff.

having said this, DOWN WITH THIS DUMB THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blank cheques everyday, until you carry water-proof back to your papa house

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[quote][/quote]youngies, kedu ka imere.?
abuja odikwa hot this season? jos na ahu nmadu na oku ka ji . last time i went to abuja/keffi, i developed heat stroke ( as onye ocha wey i be na)

ifyalways:
Otele nshi

youngies:
~ Adding my voice ~ Ify, rubi, echelon, throttler and et al thanks for still cutting

still cutting what? aji ike?

LOL! @ full package. nothing beats full package o!

ngwa nu. kelerem ndi nke gi kwa.

pres-elect gara icho egbe anyi ga eji ga razzle-uo queen eliza ka o release-e range rover sport ochoro igba.

chei, i was so happy na enwete la'm enyi mu na ya ga akanka na aro

nne adim fast o , alurum di @20, nwere nwa @21.

@ify. nne odi nma. gi kwan? i na ala aro na xmas? BTW :di gi obu onye aro?, cos dat will gaurantee ila aro frequently.

nwamu nwanyi mere 5yrs on 13th, agbaghariri mu ime birthday ya na schoolu ya, and it wasnt easy at alll, arahurum ura 24hrs .

mohawkchic:
[size=13pt][font=Monotype Corsiva]~I wud have thought you'd recognise [b]Sarcasm/Irony when you read one?[/[/b]font][/size]

really exasperating when humor gets lost . she obviously hadnt been following the line of argument.

brown 3/4 lounge wear.

ezeagu:
O di onye obula huru shi 'mua' na asusu Igbo di ka 'moi' na asusu French, na ha na si ya ka ndi Igbo? O wu ihe echiche.

ezeagu, ichoro ka ndi ara no na nairaland'a bulite argument na ndigbo mere emanate from french?

its all about the way MO bends her mouth when talking, she looks like she suffered partial stroke when she does that , pls somebody should tell

her it doesnt fit her at aaallllll.

aside from that, i love her costumes, abi na style on the show. but her audience wo-wo no be small. i dont know where they pick some of her

audience, come look like they went for casting on "who wants to be the mega wohh-woohh"

pres elect, agbatu gom'u range rover sport nke dim, so achoro mu igba ihe ozo. ana' m agba nissan xterra now. mana obughi ihe ojoo ma nwere okwu oto ekele eze abuo. . but they must be as black as i am

curiosity killed him ,
ehen now, isnt he a cat that jumps from one roof or table to the other, so it must be curiosity that killed him, as it kills all cats.
that is what we call deductive reasoning .

on a serious note, i have watched his biography film, and cuoldnt tell what killed him, atleast from the point of view of his wife who authorized the film, pity he didnt live long enought to reap his celebrity status.

it seems this is a season of hubys dragging their celebirty wives in the mud, e.g ayo adesanya and her GORILLA , abi na goriola(?), na the same jare. let them leave this women alone, if their love has flown outta the window, they had better let it go, casting aspersions on the womans character and sexuality will not bring her back, neither will it stop another man from falling for them. their hubys only sound like a lap dog, and a pathetic whinning fool when they do that.
word

i am happy for chimamanda, great to see a literary work being appreciated duely. i hope they at least feature a great nigerian talent/actor. someone that has soul that can adequately relate to nigeria. i guess its not just a muscle-man the book needs, like djimon hounsou in blood diamond. but a good doze of emotion, muscle-man is a side attraction

well, what is it in her facebook page that is the problem?
sometimes, it is all about the compromise. if my facebook page shows me with certain type of pics( suggestive, revealing), most guys will say" remove it', whether he cheats or wants you. this is naija, and somethings dont work here like that. not only compromise from the women, men also do the compromising. , no more nights out with the boys, or no more two week travels, or hold baby while i go do something( in marriage). marriage makes us all responsible and answerable to someone, even our kids, so it is all about the C word.

apart from aminas guy cheating, i dont see what it is that is especially bad that he did. single ladies or married ladies, sinle or married or cheating men there should be a certain restrain, from your significant other that acts as your check and balance

bimpes story is truly hilarious.
well, as a female, i dont fear my huby or any man beating me, though my huby isnt that type, but i sure know a thing or two about fighting back, and it wont be soft punches. i think all women should be prepared to use that if it ever happens. you beat me 1, i beat you 2, that is simultaneous equation

Nijasingh:
Make u no fear snake jare!! Just see Babalawo for the power of Eshu to help you deal with sunita snake!!

singh, noooo! me na christain chicken i be! i never see babalawo before, that is even more freaky for me!

well, i could die from seeing a snake, i have watched too many indian films about sunita , and her toooooooooo many cobras. so anyone i know thats going to india, will be put under lock and key by moi!. apart from the snakes, i will say 'ride on and marry him jare', but nope!, its all about the deadly snakes . minus snakes+india=no marriage( this na simultaneous equation)