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Eleyi gidi gan o!

Lol, I was always going calm when checking my results cos I knew no amount of shaking or fear could change what has been put there. Good old days as an undergraduate in FUTA.

Missed chances everywhere

See mixed chances ooooo

Thryphosa:
Still same old inspiring style of play. Bring back our Mikel oliseh.

*Uninspiring*

Still same old inspiring style of play. Bring back our Mikel oliseh.

Nice one Obi. You are the happy one now......Mourhino, the sad one.

Segadem:
if u ppl are not sure of your fact it is better to keep quiet , so if i want to greet someone at 12midnight,
will I say Good Midnight?

Fact: a.m. means morning while
p.m. means afterooon

You're right bro. 12:00am is very correct.

UP CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, they exist. I had an encounter with a lady with spiritual husband a week ago.

Mo de niyan to n fi #1000 ra blade ti o duro gba change. Eyin eniyan seri pe olorun Tobi, Olorun to wo sunsun to se ti Mikel obi same Olorun yi nan lo se ti okoya, olorun joo gbeni wa ma je kawo fa ya.

Big thanks to all of you on Nairaland for your advice. I hope you all had great moments at work? I have learnt my lessons but I thank God not behind bars/confinement.

The best friends are Nairalanders, if I had confided in a friend or colleague at work, the whole secret could have been blown open to the public and by now became a laughing stock. You guys rock!
And for those who threw abusive words at me, mocked, or made jests of the issue. I say thank you and pray you will never be a victim.

And more importantly, I thank God for His mercies and loving kindness, and I pray earnestly for His forgiveness. With the help of God, I will do the needful and settle down soon.

Thanks and God Bless. Thryphosa.

Johniyke2flex:
Please I need some piece of advice from matured minds. I met this young beautiful damsel about two weeks ago. We exchanged phone numbers and we started working things out on phone.

Six days ago, she came visiting with a younger girl. We just cracked some jokes together, watched some movies, had lengthy conversation and she left.

Her next visit was 4 days ago, she came all alone. I was so happy, I was thinking of visiting her honey pot but it didn't happen that day, we did everything except sex as she said she was not ready to give me that day. I had earlier learnt she is having her SIWES programme in town, and will end it by December, so I didn't need not to put her in a rush, knowing my time would come soon.

She promised to be around again on Saturday. At about 10am she arrived again. After some play we left for bedroom, started kissing and she willingly allowed me to pull off her trouser. As I wanted to penetrate, she made some sounds which I thought was normal due to the penetration. Before I could even penetrate, she fainted.

I didn't know what to do, I was so confused and afraid. It was as if she was dead, no part of the body was moving, no supply of oxygen! I have had sex with many girls without such occurrence. I have not even seen such but I only heard about it.

I shouted, wailed, cried but she was not moving. My neighbor in the other flat had travelled to Minna on Friday and my place is far from where I could get a transit system.

I thought of what I could do, I couldn't even think, memory blurred. I went straight to the bathroom, brought out a pail of water poured it all over her, began to beat, slap her, praying, confused, blowing air into her ears, pressing her cheeks, doing all what I could do.

Suddenly, she came to life but couldn't talk. I tried to make her sit or stand she could not, she was weak. I wanted to take her to the hospital, but her body, cloth, undies were soaked with water I poured on her, only her trouser which I pulled off earlier was dry, and besides there was no vehicle at my disposal. I tried to make her sit directly opposite the fan, away from the bed on the rug. She couldn't still move her hands well, tired still, and couldn't talk, couldn't open her mouth. I pressed her cheeks, difficult to open her mouth.

Again she fainted the second time, lying like a dead person. Again, I poured her more water, beat her, did all kind of things, prayed. Again she regained consciousness but couldn't still talk. I pressed her cheeks so hard, she cried. I made her to talk by force. She was weak, I made her to stand with my support. She would want to lose her mind again, but I would slap her and she came back. I made sure I didn't allow her to rest, I engaged her with talk but she was too tired to reply.

After sometime, I took her to the bathroom, bath her, didn't allow her to sit, she asked for water but I didn't give her. She told me she was cold I put off the fan. She began to feel conscious and could identify me and talk again.

I told her we would visit a general hospital, and she refused saying she was okay. She needed rest, but I didn't allow her to sleep, because I was afraid she might lose consciousness again.

At about 3pm, she has started to feel much better. I was happy to hear she was hungry, I fried plantain, and cooked noodles. She ate so well, and spread her cloth outside to dry. After eating, she was feeling sleepy, I was afraid to allow her sleep. We moved to the living room because everywhere in the bedroom was soaked with water. She laid on the tiles and slept but I was with her monitoring her, though I knew she was conscious enough. I woke her up at some minutes past 5. She was looking as agile as before.

It was just by the Grace of God, I don't know where I would have been. God indeed intervened, despite being a sinner, he heard my supplication and cry.

After she was awake and feeling fine again. I asked about her past similar experiences. She later told me that she had a similar experience with her first boyfriend, and even her second boyfriend and that I was the third person. She concluded that the reason is that she's afraid of sex. I don't believe that, I think there's more to it. And I also inquired if she has ever told her parents or elders sisters about that, she said no, that she's always afraid to tell them because she's only 20 and they would scold her.

I instructed her and gave her transport fare to travel home yesterday, Sunday in other to inform her parents, she initially refused but later admitted to do that. She later felt better on that Saturday and left my place at about 6:30pm.

This is not fair enough, this guy should have taken permission from me before editing and re-posting my experience. Well, since all I need is some advice from people which I've got tangible ones, then I need not to huzzle for front page. I pray you will never experience such.
Anyways, thanks for editing and re-posting at least I've got some useful advice from your re-post but you should have acknowledged my monicker. God bless bro.

Lovexme:
You quoted the wrong moniker, bro.

Oh sorry! Thought I quoted the plagiarist.

This is not fair enough, this guy should have taken permission from me before editing and re-posting my experience. Well, since all I need is some advice from people which I've got tangible ones, then I need not to huzzle for front page. I pray you will never experience such.
Anyways, thanks for editing and re-posting at least I've got some useful advice from your re-post but you should have acknowledged my monicker. God bless bro.

Lovexme:
https://www.nairaland.com/2675308/girlfriend-nearly-died-hands-during#39132240

Who copied who??

This is not fair enough, this guy should have taken permission from me before editing and re-posting my experience. Well, since all I need is some advice from people which I've got tangible ones, then I need not to huzzle for front page. I pray you will never experience such.
Anyways, thanks for editing and re-posting at least I've got some useful advice from your re-post but you should have acknowledged my monicker. God bless bro.

Many thanks to everyone. I have picked one or two pieces of advice from your replies and quotes. May God keep us all safe and may you never experience such.

Mskrisx:
My dear, leave the young lady alone never you stay in an enclosed area with her...should anything happen to her within the Confines of your home,bro I tell you u done for her parents will take it up and make sure you make headlines.


Remember #Nija police can never be your friend o#

Thanks so much sister.

AlphaMoi:
From experience you gonna have feelings for her even more cos of d expirience and issue of pity..I had a gurl like that in my 19th yrs, a long time ago...she was sickle cell and collapsed almost anywhere but I loved her even more because I was ignorant then..

Nigga, give her space..don't let it be heard sm1 died under ur care, you would be history b4 long...play d FVCK GAME with brain..pussy kills

Thanks bro.

DWJOBScom:
It's not a case being possessed or bewitched
I think she's scared of sex and I agree with you

It's not a case being possessed or bewitched
I think she's scared of sex and like #adepiero said
She will need to be counseled and made to understand it's not a butcher's job. Guys need to be careful before drawing out the slayer!
You could chose to date her if you find great virtues in her

Thanks

prettyjo:
don't even know what to say.
thank God she didn't die in your hands and this should be an eye opener for you.If you are really interested in her,you can go ahead and dig out the cause of this cos I can't believe its because of sex she is doing that.She may have an underlying ailment which might even be unknown to her.

Thanks. Exactly my thought.

sauceny:
Op i think she only acted wisely,so you wouldn't succeed having sex with her...Op she scammed you

Did you just say she acted? I don't agree with you. It was a very serious and scary experience. She didn't act it up.

HungerBAD:
Are you an undertaker?

You wan bury her before your eyes go clear? God answered your prayers so she don't die in your house, and you are still sticking around?

You just met her. She is not your problem, more over, according to you, it is sex you are after anyway.

Let her go.

And don't even mention love here.

Thanks.

Kingsley1000:
thats unfortunate,i suspect shez epileptic...i suggest u dont have sex with her again,infact find an excuse to break up...so u can avert this murder i envisaged




u can only be in a platonic r/ship with her...dont have sex with her(mak she no die4ur hand)

Hmmmm. Thanks bro.

Pls I need some pieces of advice from matured minds. I met this young beautiful damsel sometimes two weeks ago. We exchanged phone numbers and we started working things out on phone.....you know what I mean nah, fast forward. Six days ago, she came visiting with a younger girl. We just cracked some jokes together, watched some movies, had lengthy conversation and she left.
Her next visit was 4 days ago, which she came all alone. I was so happy, as I was thinking of visiting her honey pot which didn't happen that day, we did everything except sex as she said she was not ready to give me that day. I had earlier learnt she is having her SIWES programme in that town, and would end it by December, so I need not to put her in a rush, knowing my time would come soon.
She promised to be around again on Saturday. At about 10am, when mopping my living room and doing some chores I heard some knocks on my door, lo and behold she was the one, putting on a white trouser and a pink top looking so attractive and charming.There was no light, so I had to put on the generator. She was watching TV as I quickly rounded up my chores. I was supposed to cook but I did not, I only soaked some corn flakes and we took it together. Door locked, gen still on, and playing sound system. We left for bedroom, started kissing and she willingly allowed me to pull off her trousers. As I wanted to penetrate, she made some sounds which I thought was normal due to the penetration. Before I could even penetrate, she fainted.
I didn't know what to do, I was so confused and afraid. She was as if she was dead, no part of the body was moving, no supply of oxygen, what a strange experience! I have had sex with many girls without such occurrence. I have not even seen such I only heard about it occasionally. I shouted, wailed, cried but she was not moving. My neighbour in the other flat had travelled to Minna on Friday and my place is far from where I could get a transit system.
I thought of what I could do, I couldn't even think, memory blurred. I went straight to the bathroom, brought out a pail of water poured it all over her, began to beat, slap her, praying, confused, blowing air into her ears, pressing her cheeks, doing all what I could do. Suddenly she came to life but couldn't talk. I tried to make her sit or stand she could not, she was weak. I wanted to take her to the hospital, but her body, cloth, undies were soaked with water I poured on her, only her trouser which I pulled off earlier was dry, and besides there was no vehicle at my disposal. I tried to make her sit directly opposite the fan, away from the bed on the rug. She couldn't still move her hands well, tired still, and couldn't talk, couldn't open her mouth. I pressed her cheeks, difficult to open her mouth.
Again she fainted the second time, lying like a dead person. Again, I poured her more water, beat her, did all kind of things, prayed. Again she regained consciousness but couldn't still talk. I pressed her cheeks so hard, she cried. I made her to talk by force. She was weak, I made her to stand with my support. She would want to lose her mind again, but I would slap her and would come back. I made sure I didn't allow her to rest, I engaged her with talk which she was too tired to reply. After sometime, I took her to the bathroom, bath her, didn't allow her to sit, she asked for water but I didn't give her. She told me she was cold I put off the fan. She began to feel conscious and could identify me and talk again.
I told her we would visit a general hospital, and she refused saying she was okay. She needed rest, but I didn't allow her to sleep, cos I was afraid she might lose consciousness again. At about 3pm, she has started to feel much better. I was happy to hear she was hungry, I fried plantain, and cooked noodles. She ate so well, and spread her cloth outside to dry. After eating, she was feeling sleepy, I was afraid to allow her sleep. We moved to the living room cos everywhere in the bedroom was soaked with water. She laid on the tiles and slept but I was with her monitoring her, though I knew she was conscious enough. I woke her up at some minutes past 5. She was looking as agile as before. It was just by the Grace of God, I don't know where I would have been. God indeed intervened, despite being a sinner, he heard my supplication and cry.
After she was awake and feeling fine again. I asked about her past similar experience. She later made me to understand that she had a similar experience with her first boyfriend, and even her second boyfriend and that I was the third person. She concluded that the reason is that she's afraid of sex. I don't believe that, I think there's more to it. And I also inquired if she has ever told her parents or elders sisters about that, she said no, that she's always afraid to tell them cos she's only 20 and they would scold her. I instructed her and gave her transport fare to travel home yesterday, Sunday in other to inform her parents, she initially refused but later admitted to do that. She later felt better on that Saturday and left my place at about 6:30pm.
She came around again on Sunday afternoon around 1pm so as to charge her phone with generator cos her phone was down. At about 4:30pm on Sunday we left together for the park. He boarded a vehicle going to her place, the car took off in my presence and later got to her parents at around 6pm on Sunday.
Pls good people of nairaland I need your advice. What do I need to do? What's your take on this? Have you had or heard about a similar experience? What do you think is happening? Pls mod, help me move this to the front page, so that people can advise me. I don't know if she's also a member of nairaland or she comes visiting too. Thanks everyone in anticipation of your advice .

Teewhytwix:
When did Micro biology become a 5yr course?

It's 5 years in FUT, Akure and every other university of technology that offers MCB.

Funjosh:
Meteorology

FUTA family, I graduated in 2011 from the department of Forestry and Wood Technology, SAAT. Greatest Abiolaites! That school no easy o.

chuna1985:
The guys highest club na queens park rangers n yet Yoruba people call him legendary.

QPR was far popular and performed better than Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal as at that time. They had more trophies than the so called EPL giants of now.

There was this pretty, fresh, tomato coloured young girl in one of the flats my parents once lived. I like peeping at her fresh oranges that would pop out of her undies whenever she drew water from the well. I was peeping as usual through the living room window and at the same time masturbating, unknown to me, my daddy came out of the bedroom, caught me in the act and flogged the hell out of me. I repented ever since then.

Nice one bro, cute baby girl.

Motolank:
Fayose gave a crippled person okada? Wonders they say....

The man can ride motorcycle with ease, he's such a creative being. A good artwork of Fayose's image earned this man his first motorcycle from the governor back then.