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donkey

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that pix is funny

dumbass

huh huh

really?

ic

Barack Obama's Top Ten Campaign Promises

10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.
9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.
8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin' good.
7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrestle it.
6. I'll put Regis on the nickel.
5. I'll rename the tenth month of the year ''Barack-tober.''
4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.
3. I'll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.
2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.




"Are you folks worried about the economy? Stock market crumbling. Everybody's crazy about this. Don't worry. George W. Bush says he's got something in mind to give it a shot in the arm. And if that doesn't work, Cheney is going to give it a shot in the face

Me behave like tufe?Hell No
Am me,myself and I

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for that your village?

Daddy

I dey watch ball brb

No worry

You dey drive bicycle?

hun hun hun hun

alcohol is good

wow
pritifu

hahahahhaha
na waoooooo

Ituen baba

lol

You need more weed

oK

wtf?

lol
who be area boi
i don't invite am to come watc the match for my plasma black and white tv
who?

who dey talk to you

ok

meekas:
Nairalanders, this is my song, abeg hear am and rate am over ten.
http://rapidshare.com/files/86443335/party_mi.mp3.html

wetin dey make you breath like that?

I will

Seen it before

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.