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He’s better fast, virgins are waiting for them

Dem need continuous dropping for 1 week, drag the one wey dey Aso rock, give am better flogging, then carry am go to share prison with Venezuela presido.

You have to be creative enough, not shouting and believe you are singing 🤣

NO, critics aside, Morocco played a better game than 9ja. They suppose to have beat 9ja before penalties, maybe chukwueze won’t have taken that penalty 😄

Imagine 2 west African countries in final… boring game it will be. 3rd place and final go make sense now😄

Poor officiated match

Nigeria needs that Mali goalkeeper. If Nigeria SE were disadvantaged like Mali, it would have been basket of goals.

If the election comes down to Atiku vs Tinubu, Tinubu has my vote.

Trump is claiming to help Christians. This ban is also a target against Christians. The Muslims don’t give a fk about US. Since they have done what is in their minds, hope they leave Nigeria be, it’s just we have poor government in Nigeria that if not threatened they won’t wake up to do the right thing.

No be to come nairaland dey spit shIt, na the aftermath of the judgment matter.

The aftermath of the judgment matters not this speech. They better sentence igboho, gumi etc. Yorubas are not wise, they should have allowed a northerner be the judge in MNK case.

I wished Nigeria chicken made it into the World Cup just because other countries like South Africa has wished them bad. Those chicken need changes for them to be transformed to be called Eagles. First, the team need a goal keeper, Nwabali should be third- benched . We need changes in midfield, players that are hungry for the ball and creative. I don’t know why people are hyping Oshimen, Oshimen is not a great striker for Nigeria, he is for his club but not for African football. Oshimen suppose to come in as a substitute. The team need a more reliable striker that understands African football and don’t miss 1 on 1 the way Oshimen misses. At the World stage Oshimen can start but not African football. Anyway, not going to the World Cup is the Tinubu effect

Ikaeniyan0:
The military officer is so ignorant, did you see the way he was talking to a police officer sef? When I was in Israel, policemen are more powerful than military men on the street, if a military personnel mess up, he will be arrested by a police officer, no matter the military officer rank.

In the USA, military personnel can't arrest a civilian for any offence committed outside a US military base, even if you commit an offence close to thier base, they will call the police to com and arrest the person.

Military rule don really mess up Nigeria

police wey dey arrest military men in uniform if they commit small offense like overspeeding in US. Don’t mind the werey naval officer. Nigeria military is having conflict of duty, they don’t know it is civilian rule.

Joke, they should try and see hail storm on the North…Tinubu better provide security.

Ded body go surplus 4 north. Quite unfortunate we can’t govern ourselves in Nigeria.

Asari Tokumbo should make that list. No be to talk Cho Cho cho

Machini:
Sorry, I haven't had time to come on here.

V.O: Hi, so what's your purpose for wanting to travel to the United States?
Me: For my annual vacation
V.O: Where in the United States would you be travelling to?
Me: New York
V.O: Why New York?
Me: Oh because New York has some good tourist attractions like the Statue of Liberty, Times Square...
V.O.: Have you travelled before?
Me: Yes I have, I've been to the UK twice, 2023 and 2024.. and then this year to Barbados.
V.O: Do you have friends in the UK?
Me: Yes I do
V.O: What do you do for work?
Me: I'm a banker, I work with Guaranty Trust Bank as a Relationship Manager.
V.O: Would you be travelling alone?
Me: Yes.
V.O: why?
Me: Oh I'll be travelling alone because my wife would be busy with work and our new born.
V.O: Oh You have kids?
Me: Yes
V.O: How many?
Me: Just one, our daughter.
V.O: Are you looking at having more?
Me: Oh yes we do.

He then went on to type for like 30secs and then goes: "I'm sorry you do not qualify for a visa at this blah blah blah"

Inside my mind I was like Oga give me my passport make I dey go house abeg

Don’t mind all these analysts, the only problem you had was being a Nigerian. You would have gotten the visa if you were from another country even Benin or Ghana.

Every body thinks say na play now. let them continue escalating it, 9ja fit collect this week.

Nwabali should just make a mistake and allow Benin to qualify over South Africa. Nigeria super chickens cannot miss their chances to win different games and expect to qualify at the end.

For Africa, Kenya suppose top that list😀. They like a lot of foreigners that are not black

JOBLESSNESS at its Peak. This is letting the world know Nigerians are Jobless.

No be to connect, na how much it will cost… thieves. They will soon release a budget of 100trillion dollars.

Internet is powerful, just know how to surf and you will find what you are looking for. I googled up Aka Eze Aka song in radio Enugu…nairaland popped up and I found what I am looking for. So it’s sweet lullaby by Deep forest.

Chukwueze is A NO. Super chicken 🐔 hope is lost with this draw…

Super chickens are trying for them to equalize. We will see how 2nd half goes.

I did not know that the word "perfect" can be attached to a wedding. No matter how much you spent, there's nothing like a perfect wedding. Analyzing Davido's wedding for example, where are the parents of the bride? How is it a perfect wedding with parents of the bride absent

These airport situations [Kwam and Ibom air] were handled poorly compared to international standards. Police should be the ones that handle them not airport personnel that will be begging them to leave the aircraft or leave the runway. Just 2 police officers in abroad is enough to take any of them down. Give them a direct order, if they refuse, stunt them, bundle them straight to jail.
I just forgot, Nigeria police system is not functional as the government.