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[quote author=queencalipso post=54124350][/quote]uhmmm mama oo

dhardline:
Lol... Are you a guy or a girl? Just asking o

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a boy...y u dey ask

eating potato porridge. ....
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alakoba ni iwo omo yi...
how can u jst break my virginity

op...her wife...whose wife..annie idibia 's wife ...

long time lovers

commotion? ....hmmm...what is commotion ...how do commotion happen on internet....

I ve never cried...bt I will do dat d day my broda keeps his money safely nd I dont have d chance to steal it for subscription...


like seriously. .I lost count.. of how much I do cry.
u step on me ...I cry
u shout too much where I am ..I cry
u post stupid thread on nl....I cry


notin wey u go do wey I no go cry...

Aye mi ..teh mi bah mi..oh my God

threatening ...
pls if u dont know which english to use here... write ur native language.abeg

Do it....remember to give us feedback..
even me never try am...It is too early to be a father

ar u looking for wife here on Nl

Even d Op is as confused as I am..

dere are many tins to look at.. look at dat blackhorse blue chair

if to say...I fit dash u brain ehn...

I for dash u..
my broda..rape her ...shebi na belle u dey find...
u pikin go don grow ..b4 u come out of jail

tell her u re moving on...
no
make sure u chop her puna first..

my broda....don't panic....u re only licking d sweet part of ur destiny....d bitter awaits u wen u finish going into her without condom.....

post a picture dat proves ur bank account is fat.....my 2kobo tho

ur friend is carrying face for u...imagine u cant even carry ur face alone..is it dat heavy ...
oya read 2 times table ...lemme hear..

u even have crazy girlfriend....u life is messed up...

bring husband come from dat place ooo
nd remember. ..he must not leave u...

timidapsin:
6 Things you didn't know about LaIasticlala

1. He won the first edition of Snake hunters..
In which he killed a remarkable 19 snakes in 10seconds

2. He had a girlfriend but... S€un is about to marry her.

3. He was among the casts of movies: Snake in the Monkey Shadow, Snake on the Plane, Snake on the train, Anaconda etc.

4. He makes about $50,000 per month on Nairaland

5. He uses voice commands to move topics to frontpage

6. People pay about N10,000 just to see his real picture

my dear broda...It's been one hour dat I ve been calculating d number of years u will use in ban....if lala see dis.....


jst go nd open anoda NL account nw....bt u wicked sha

One reason y he may never lack

bro firstly...y u take her fone


u could jst call nd tell her ur opinion about her openness wit d pastor

he be like pikin wey dey collect hin biscuit forcefully

I can only agree to d fact dat u re deeply depressed cos u re broke...
if u aint
get up...go to bar.....drink enough...carry olosho go aouse


hey hey abeg make una no quote me ooo

luwiizy:
what have you done to the ones around you....

I will only answer dat .after u tell me why u quoted me...oponu...honestly I loathe unnecessary mentions

eeehhhhh big baba don j
...
bigger dan endorsement... bro we re bigger dan ur rumbling in songs.....
I can only agree u re big wen I see ur child..be a man....no hating

my broda..start charging ur phones, extra batteries,powerbanks....boys will send u message most...dont panic...dey wanna introduce u to ponji scheme

charity homes need u more...

op ..u ve not found true love

la click.. la poor

wait till u see her in small sister naija.....u tink its easy ehn

my broda..if it's oroki herbal mixture u can go nd advertise..pls do..dont waste dose saliva on RUBBISH