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Dubemkelly: 2013/2014 session hasn't begun and u are anticipating for 2014/2015. dude u need to chill cos I doubt the possibility of 2014 this day

u gat me lollin bro

Lollss funny u@ OP.
Well as for me i'd prefer going 2 toilet first b4 bathin nd den wash d shit outta d anus practically well wen bathing

Teezman: A close friend of mine will be returning from school today, he just finished his 100 level second semester exams and I got admitted before him. O boi! I don't know if I should be happy for him or get saddened about my situation

u dnt mean it right Second semester exam?? Choiiii

emaculate99: praise god,i have been ressurrected. yesterday,i was dead due to nairaland's bomb but today i have been ressurrected.please help shout a big halelluyah. i am emaculate99
dept: law
faculty: law
#awoite

ressurrected?? U created another acct or twas re-activated

Prince adebayo: Breaking NewsAfter their return from Brazil World cup yestaday, the Super Eagles were so ashamed of their defeat that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized.Mikel disguised himself as a monk and was walking on the street when suddenly an old lady walked up to him and said "Mikel how far na?". Mikel was so surprised that he ran away annoyed that the old woman could recognize him despite his disguise. Disappointed, he went home and dressed as a pregnant woman, again he bumped into the same old lady and she said, "Mikel how far na, see as you just run the away". Confused and frustrated Mikel asked "but mama how do you keep recognizing me despite my disguises"?The old lady replied: "Hahaha, Mikel na wa for you oh, look me well na, It's me Yobo"

u gat me lollin

Mikkie31: thanks Tise,i'll check there. But what do i do if i found my name there?

to my little understanding, dat means it will be confirm d soonest. It's a network ishhhh

omoelu1: Enh?!!?! May the gods forbid bad thing.
Me na Elusoji o. So Omoelu, son of elu

owk boss I don grap... Bt OMOLE is a good personae nww

omoelu1: The school management asked us to do so. So they will know those who participated in the aluta

lolllsss eleyi gidi gan oooo.... This one is too gidi gansss

Mikkie31: Help! Help! Help!
Guys,i paid my main fees on thursday at zenith,dugbe in ibadan and its yet to be confirmed. I went to complain at the bank on friday and i was told it happened to the rest that it'd be confirmed. But i kept looking over the weekend and nufin still. I hope its nufin to be agitated about?

I was once told dat their is a list of unconfirmed name on d e-portal, try checking your's mayb it's their to be on a safer side

omoelu1: Omoelu1 repping department of botany/faculty of science.
And Afoo, waiting for your suggestion

ehhh r u kinda related 2 bamitale niii??

Oluwatise aka T.ICE, FACULTY of arts, DEPARTMENT of linguistics nd african languages.

Nice 1

I don miss NL gidi gan ooo just as I dey miss my PERIOD. Choiii.. Home is getin boring again

Olastep: Helllo guys

ola pls help....me wit a friend studying linguistics...plss

Olastep: WoW


Olastep now on campus!!!

Got to go guys

i'll miss u all

boss of life...
Plz help me wit a linguistics folk on campus seriously nid 2 rap wit em

Pls how many season does MY ETERNAL has.. ??
Currently watching mara nd clara

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9.9 points on barcelona

Harp new year to u'll

PROFLOVY: March 15

tenkx PROF

Pls wu knws wen jamb reg form will close? Pls quote A$AP.. Tenkxxx

Mawni har suday fwends.......
Nd pls would we nid state of origin cert 4 d screning.....axin documents 2 tale alond tenkx

Ah never knew Philippines movies are F*ckn intrstn.......
Mhen it's really a MOVIE

currently watching MY ETERNAL

Afolabi6046: Christmas is seriously less than 4days......what is that one thing u want as a gift?.......i want my hair to grow faster before Dec. 31st

smilin
laffin buahhh haha ahhhhhhhh

papindinho: Abeg who help me see these guys o, as they are wanted for happiness, divine favours, peace, sound health, abundant wealth and other divine goodies? If you hear your name, just fart louder and that signifies present sir...

Jakesund,
Tola
Phtemie
Samtolly
Michael,
TimiMichael,
X-kid,
Kejilee
Mhyke,
T.ice,
slasha,
Camizzy,
Miracy,
Ifyx,
Papindinho,
Messilo,
Felcocom
Chiama
Fynestboi
Lahby,
Worldgreatest,
Annysat,
Cimet,
Felastika,
Afolabi,
Olastep,
Tosdam,
Tydamsel and you, you, you, you, you, you you, you.............#hand don dey pain me o. #May God bless you all o and you (yes, you that you are reading this).

present sireee.......we follow ASUU strike ni jaee

I cast my vote for
FYNESTBOI

Fynestboi: its more than interesting.... Go an watch it.... Its just a season....

tenkx jaeee......oshea

Tolzeal: dude so interesting and hilarious


Buh I no too like the ending Parr

aiit bro tenkxx




wondering abt d ending part

Pls who knows abt MACKEREL RUN jst got d film 4rm a frnd nd waz told it's abt High school tinzzz.
Hp it's intrstn?

Oluwatola5: Chei!!! Nigerians cant just stop forming familiarity sha, where do i know you from Have i ever had anything to do with you before Infact this moniker is so strange to me. I have hammer big time now, you don dey know me, anyway, i know you not oo...Kobo, i no go give you!!!

...
Cryin out loud.....
Mogbe C how sisi_tola yeye bobo_tise lyk kilode...
We suppose chop 4rm dis national garri nw......
Ôh lê dajé ooooo

Oluwatola5: Lolzzz......i am a living being ooo, i just got busy to even check whatsup with the thread, besides you always have means of reminding me of my joblessness, so it was one of the reasons i got lackadaisical about checking the thread, again brokeness is eating me deep down, and you will agree with me that this isnt such a good time, so i plan on sharing that #200b with the ASUU, (BTW, this is a top secret, the money was paid into my account but shushhhh!!! Its a secret, tell no one)i could be generous enough to give you #200 from it, and no, dont thank me, i am only doing what i know how to do best

sisi tolami...
Remember ur bobo nw,,
thy shan't 4get em ooooo **winks**

Please sum1 on campus should pls help me check for
OLANREWAJU OLUWATISE OLUSHINA
course: MASSCOMM
tenkx in advance.