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Kunlexic: FROM THE LEADERSHIP OF THE UNION(As at Tuesday,12th August,2014)

his year.



Greatest IFE! We remain committed to quick resumption of students back to the University and holistic resolution of all lingering matters. All available opportunities and options available to ensure these will be further utilized as all third party mediators have been kept abreast of the result of the meeting...La lucha sigue!

Signed
Bamidele Oludare J.
PRO
Shittu I.Olatayo
Secretary-General
Ibikunle Isaac M.
President

omoelu1: I thought they said there was going to be a meeting today. the meeting never finish

Oluwatola5: my Bobo T-ice wutsup? how your compulsory holz nau?

Kunlenoni: is it very interesting?

Kunlenoni: is it very interesting?

Oluwatola5: hmmmmm.......nice move and cute babe.........lemme follow suit....i'm shy

missyhorlah: u tried small u aint bad tho

fattbabakay: Behold! Old shi!ts av passed away! All tinz shall bcom new!

Chiamaka01: Proof-

jpphilips:




raise it up twice daily for 2hrs before bed, the dead bosom shall rise again

DJMONACO: Conversation between AIDS and EBOLA VIRUS... Aids:Hey baby girl! Glad to have you here in Nigeria. Ebola:Thankx boss. How has your mission been? Aids:Has been very much successful,but just a couple of impediments I ve encountere since the introduction of condom and a few other contraceptives. .... Ebola:Really! AIDS: Yea! That not withstanding, i'm still making impact enormously. Ebola : Kudos boss! More grease your elbow. Aids: Thanks baby sharwarma.Hope you've set down good strategies for the achievement of your quest? Ebola:Yes of course! I'm no dumb head! Infact, a victim of mine died recently. Aids: Like seriously! That's awesome... So tell me more..... Ebola: The issue here, is that i'm trying to bring the popular saying "there's love in sharing" into play. Nigerian bats and apes have decried the constant share of their meats by bush meat lovers; without partaking in their problems as well. So,my aim is to balance the equation and erase partiality. Aids : Waoh! That's good. So what actually motivated your migration into Nigeria? Ebola: During my intensive survey, I discovered that so much of Nigerians enjoy munching bush meat,and for that,I ve come to make them also, partakers of me as well! As u know,"DIARIS LOVE IN SHARING". Aids: So, who is free from your TENTACLES? Ebola: Those who desist fromconsuming bush meats;especiall y monkeys and bats have less possibilities of contacting me. Aids: I discovered that you'remore powerful and contagious than I do. What's the secret? Ebola: (blushing)..... O yea! Well,the secret is the incessant complaints tabled by monkeys and bats. Their complaints have made me so furious. I've made it a point of duty to move into anybody who comes in contact with those I ve affected. Aids: Hmm! You're really awesome! Can we hang out sometime? Ebola: (smiling)Stop flattering me boss! Will be on my way now. I've got someone to inflict somewhere...... About the hang out,I will give it a thought(winks). Aids: Alright. Take care and good luck my Rosalito Pepperto. Ebola: Thanks boss!!

Kcblunt: It was stated on the portal that we
should come along with the download
2014 results of which I haven't download
mine.... Is is compulsory?

ikswiss: If
This is true then I must say Nigeria is not getting better.

Seun: What improvements do you what us to make? What aspect of Nairaland's UI is preventing you from enjoying the forum right now? Thanks.