₦airaland Forum

carmag:
pro-active kor.. pro-service ni.


na you wan train their pikin if they die in active service


many ex service men have died while their families have no hope of accessing their late father's pensions or gratuities

even the solgers who got killed in sambisa forest died for nothing...the promises of reward if got killed in active service na wash...

I just wonder at what your statement is trying to convey.

Police gratuity and pension is under the police management scheme. So if they aren't paid, the police hierarchy and administration is to blame.

Police corruption in Nigeria is unsettling and disgraceful. From extorting monies from motorists and demanding nonexisting documents from drivers just to fleece them.

These people are utterly unprofessional and most of them don't even know anything about the law they are meant to enforce.

As usual, the zulus are hiding, lurking as guests. Frightened piggies

Jayceon Gayson, call up your other Zulus , I got my Bazooka ready for action to relive the horrors of Soweto '76

Jayceon:
after hiding for so long this is what you could come up with? A four-year-old story SO DISAPPOINTING.schools that use pit toilets are very very few in SA and you will only find them in rural SA...... lol it's funny that you even have the audacity of talking about put toilets when your zoo doesn't even have drainage system,you got poo floating all over your streets and you make fun of pit toilets? You trying to hive me an impression that you are civilized Hahaha maybe next time

Africa freed who My ribs are hurting from laughter

Igbo and yoruba maggots turned naija into the devil's playground,not that at any point it was ever wonderful.

Zoogeria still hold classes under trees like the gorillas they are...ohh and open defecation....whewww digusting sub-human species

bwahahaha, did this fool actually think he got game?

Bozzo-dummy I haven't even started with you. Maybe you're thinking I'm as new as my moniker depicts

I have killed all zulus on this platform faster than the Boers chopped down your worthless parents who lacked basic intelligence to bequeath you a worthy history.

I will bring your death more gruesome than Soweto '76.

Oya, look down, that's open defecation in your endless slums in south Africa. Imbecilé. Botha even boasted that if not for apartheid zulus will kill Bantus and Tswana will descend on zulus. You're a pig from a pigsty in mpumalanga.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4846325_screenshot20170209144930_jpeg137acd581c31adfff8db8a16f83a3d0b

When the Boers arrived they sent your parents up the highest trees and deepest jungles while they built their mansions on top of your ancestral graves. That's why none of you have any heritage worth remembering.

The only skill worthy of mention your parents handed down to you is animal sleight to make you a chacma-baboon with minimal human ability to type with a phone

People who made you to be able to bear the names of your failed parents who couldn't guarantee your political and economic liberties are Yorubas and Igbos.

Your parents were inferior to them as you're inferior to me, and as would your unborn seed. You're destined for mediocrity.
Zulu-messtard

Jayceon:
I already feel bad doing this but ....

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The below pics shows what kind of a pig Sty naaijeria really is

I'd much rather get locked in prison than being a patient in one of these "hospitals" in the zoo

Hahahaha, and Almighty south African schools are still using pit toilets.

One poor Zulu kid even drowned in his own faeces inside that pit toilet. www.nairaland.com/attachments/4845949_screenshot20170209123559_jpegcae84a2d4ad408326273f37e230ca1f8

The apes called Zulus and Bantus have turned south Africa into Burundi

Now everyone in the world has regretted the end of apartheid. Africa is doomed for fighting for cavemen to be in suit and pretend they are civilised.

Bunch of primal Neanderthals

Jayceon:
now How has that fixed your country's broken education system? Huh?

You do realize that your English lessons are useless right? you got the highest illiteracy rate in the whole of Africa and it seems that does not bother you at all.180 million illiterate zombies in one zoo? That can't be good

I'm also glad that you agree with me when I say boko haram make ISIS look like rookies.you saying South Africa has more deaths than Syria and zoogeria put together is laughable but ohh well I guess if it makes you sleep at night then go ahead and keep telling yourself that.despite being "technically defeated" lol boko haram is fast becoming more dangerous than ever,they have now infiltrated your useless army

that's the story of zoogeria for the past sixty years not SA

Naija has suffered greatly under the rule of igbo and yoruba maggots,things were better of before 1960 when the colonial masters were running things
-poverty had risen to the rooftop(with more than 90% zombies living under 1$ per day)

-education system came crumbling down like the Twin Towers(all Nigerian qualifications are useless)

-no steady electricity supply(and they wonder why Multichoice which is SA owned decided to bring BBN to South Africa).

-health care system became something that you only see in horror movies(imaging patients getting treated on a cement floor)

-tribal/religious conflicts became rampant (imagine cutting off someone's head just because they don't have the same beliefs as yours or they don't belong to the same tribe as you)

-infrastructure decayed faster than a maggot infested corpse,have you seen your broken roads

This list can go on forever

being a zoogerian is a humiliation on it's own,you being hanged like rats in asian countries is enough to hide your flat head in the sand and never show it again.
People from the supposed "GIANT" are going to London doctors for ear infections....only in the zoo

your nationality is more than good enough reason to ignore you but I did you a favour by entertaining your bedtime stories which most of them belong to the jokes section

Boy I pointed out your lack of basic English setup and you attempted to point out an error in my own write-up ignorantly. Again, I proved you wrong. You have been doubly shellacked twice by me!

You don't even know how to use singular and plural verbs with their subjects and you think ranting on the internet will hide the fact that you're an illiterate fortunate enough to own an internet-enabled phone.


Now to my country's educational system. Man the average south African like you is a blooming illiterate who prefers quick money and blame game benefit from the Boers. That's why you guys are not just unemployed but severely unemployable.

See your educational statistics below in pics.
As we speak your national pass mark is 30% when the world is 50% www.nairaland.com/attachments/4845667_screenshot20170209121246_jpegd6b2f3baa36bc57d2897f937fdb5943d

Boy, mother nature never blessed zulus with average intelligence quotient. That's why you're humanity's longest willing slaves.

We have a bunch of troglodyte savages passing as humans in south Africa who have managed to eclipse ISIS and Boko Haram killings figures with ease in peaceful atmosphere...

And one sub-human is here ranting like a sedated imp oblivious that his country is an ever streaming bloodbath.

Boy no Zulu or Bantu or Xhosa or tswani has won any intellectual Nobel prize in history. You must be in a cave somewhere in mpumalanga typing that crap up there.

Actually, conversing with children of slaves like you whose fathers never voted in thier own country is demeaning and a put off.

But then, my fathers restored whatever level of humanity your fathers had and smiting your head to set the record straight is a lesson you badly need to keep your sense of history intact.

You're a slave with no heritage.

Oh, and Cuba is training your future doctors today. How did a country that performed the first open heart surgery on earth fallen like pastries melting in an oven?

Yes, I get it, the Boers left and rulership and governance were left to apes who are only gifted in jingle dexterity and rape. From a first world country to Africa's butt joke

It took just 20 years for the animals to destroy everything the Boers and Europeans built for over 400 years.

And you think you have the right to talk?

You ignorance is big enough to isolate you from the rest of humanity. Foolish dolt.

Ishilove:
Abeg leave me jare

Love, are you struggling internally with my proposal?

Ishilove:
I'll pass

Ok, your choice babe. Your body can't reject the opportunity your fingers are typing away

Ishilove:
Indeed you haven't. You express that desire with the crudest words possible.

Then let me heal you body and mind.

Ishilove:
So why are you telling me?

Have I ever hidden my blooming desire to fück you?

Talasuma:
Bro I'm I welcome?

Sure. If you're good. Pure intentions.

Ishilove:
Lol. Why are did you cc me?

He wants you never to miss the most intense quack of your body only I could guarantee.

I will soon leave for the island this morning but will be meeting other Nairalanders by 2pm same venue. Come around, and bring your erstwhile colleague(s) to meet me.

SalomonKane:
Yea, no pretence. Then again, almost every healthy girl tend to pretend when they see an erect dick, some even utter that annoying word: eewwwww.

Behind that "eewwwwww" is a cry of pure joy

SalomonKane:
Never knew a stiff dick can scare the hell outta some women. Then you wonder why they tend to dream about guys with 'big cassava'.

Cc: Is.hilove.

I think every healthy girl will agree an erect dick is a priceless gift from man to her. No pretence.

Ishilove:
You're unbelievably vulgar

I'm just being honest, my dear. My briefs are unyieldingly protruded and you know it can only soften up after being baptised by pussy juice...

Ishilove:
I'll pass.

I'm anything but soft, trust me

Babe, I'm still lying on the bed lazily, totally boozed out with the stiffest morning erectión reserved for you at no cost.

princeakins:
Hmm not far from solo chus . U in ma hoodies dude.

Wah grinding

Just get a cab or bike and drop in and join us in the liquor cum chewing empowerment now.

If you're too drunk to navigate your way back, accommodation is on me.

BiafranBushBoy:
Iyana Paja is a little bit far.

If you are still within the location by sunday.. I will definitely say Hello!!

Ok, sure, will still be here, hit me up. But I will change accommodation but still within the location by Sunday.

Lawlahdey:
Mynd44.. if you like go

Bia, Timelezz... Amai invited jare?

Sure, endowed beauty. It's now an open invite to any Nairalander within the vicinity. But I will take you to the VIP section.

CentaurXXXV:
Lol...

One should never underestimate "Beer".

Pussy and liquor, power and money: men never lived or died for anything less.

CentaurXXXV:
Bro, I thought you were gonna keep it low...

What changed your mind?

that was my intention, bro but the thought to invite mynd came suddenly, maybe the inspiration gotten from the last bottle I ordered.

....and I should make it open: any Nairalander within the vicinity of laparias may come around and meet other Nairalanders and myself over drinks.

Ishilove:
How sinister sounding

My motives are as innocent as the smiles of a suckling baby.

And you should come too...let me see if you're as soft as I have always envisaged

Mynd44:
Present Location….see attached picture

Alright, bro, you're out of town from the indication of your mobile GPS.

I have a two weeks break which I intend to spend in Lagos. I really would love to meet with you. If you would be back within the timeframe,i would be delighted. I will keep same location but will change hotels by Sunday.

Hoping to meet still...

Ishilove:
You want to beat him up, shey? God is watching

Please, slay such thoughts, beautiful.

I barely know anyone here. I'm hanging out with some couple of real Nairalanders and thought it good manners to extend the invitation to my favourite moderator.

I thought it bad manners and a lack of goodwill having crossed one geopolitical region of the country into another and having to spend nearly a week in Lagos--precisely in Mynd44's local government area without having the good graces to invite Nairaland's foremost moderator to dine with me.

So mynd44, might I invite you to come drink with me at Laparias Hotel and Suites? I have been here since sunday and would love to meet you in person over idle drinks and chat.

Hit me up if you're game.

Jayceon:
something isn't quite right with the bolded,Mr English lecturer!!!

Lawd!! ...yet again this boy displays ignorance in a celebratory manner. Country can and is actually used in the plural sense. www.nairaland.com/attachments/4833735_screenshot201702061509551_jpeg312980a4361fd46324ab61ec2833ab33


I know people like you; utter failures with little education, rushing to the internet to heal their chronic low self-esteem and compound inferiority complex.

I am happy you didn't dispute the fact that South Africa has more deaths than Syria and Nigeria put together.

And south Africans just keep proving to the world why apartheid should return as Zulus, Bantus snd Xhosa has shown over the past 24 years that self governance isn't in their DNA.

Your forebears were analphabetic idiots who were told they were immigrants in their own country like the Boers. That's why your history is written in humiliation.

Your illiteracy is enough reason to ignore you, but I'm on a charity quest; turning irrevocable rock-dummies like you into proper productive global citizens.

Irrelevant doofus!