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kimbra:
Lmao.
You're Catholic?. Please sin no more so you won't be going for confessions.

Good to know you're alright, do have a nice day!.

Alright, dear. Will be looking out for you.

kimbra:
Lol. So how was your stay in Lag?.

Full of sin, dear. Had to go for confession twice for soul purging.

kimbra:
That's nice, happy new month!. It's Benita27.

Ah! you've got to be kidding me, Benita.

My spirit, soul and body have wondered about you.

AutoJoshNG:
Winter tyres? In Nigeria??

I am sure you are currently battling with these questions at the moment.

Sure, some of us drive with winter tyres in Nigeria.. knowingly or unknowingly. The problem is, these winter tyres damage our roads as they become soft and sticky in hot weather thereby peeling the road surface quicker. Some of them even have metal studs/spikes which cause further damage to our roads. You would even hear the noise of the studs grinding on the road or the tyres sticking to the ground when the cars are driving close to you.

How many of us ever did a thorough inspection of the tyres that came with our cars from USA, Canada and Europe? Go check your car tyres right away.. ensure it does not have the M+S symbol which stands for MUD & SNOW and/or the three-peaked mountain with snowflake symbol as seen in the attached picture.

Several accidented cars are shipped to Nigeria and a reasonable chunk of those accidents are caused by snow... which means those cars may have been running on winter tyres.

By law, you are not meant to use these tyres during summer because they are bad for hot and dry pavement. Only summer tyres can give you the safety and performance you need in warm weather.

With their special compounds and tread patterns, winter tyres are designed to stay soft and flexible in cold conditions, providing traction and grip in low temperatures on wet and icy surfaces. But with the hot weather in Nigeria, they lose this advantage, grip declines and the tread starts to wear faster as the tyres become soft and sticks to the hot roads.

https://autojosh.com/how-nigerian-drivers-damage-nigerian-roads-with-winter-tyres/

The title and content of your thread have maliciously and ignorantly blamed the poor state of our roads on innocent drivers!

You should be tried and sentence for libel. How the heck could snow tyres damage asphalt? Everyone knows the states of our road is a perfect reflection of the corruption of the land where Government officials share the contract sum with the construction companies and weak and inferior materials are used on our roads.

You owe every Nigerian driver an apology for this careless article.

Ladycloud:
Can't wait to have mine... If I can't drive a range Rover.. Then I'll settle for Benz

3 SUV's that smoke out the Range Rover are Mercedes GLS 3rd generation. Porsche and BWM X6

The Benz offer more features and luxury ride above the Range rover and even trumps it on speed and agility and refinement.

kimbra:
My bad!, I used "my" instead of "this".

I needed to give someone a mention away from the views of romancelanders.

How are you?.

oh, a neglible error. I am fine. Just finished my tour of the West, South-South and East.

Could I ask what your original handle used to be?

kimbra:
L.ezz is on my thread. Good evening Sir!.

So you're a range rover fan?

AutoReportNG:
There are only 2 luxury SUVs, Range Rover and others..

See more pictures and video here

http://www.autoreportng.com/2017/02/48-years-of-range-rover-evolution-of.html

Most luxurious SUV? Tall tales!

The Nigeria police has become a revenue generating agency. Their first task is to generate revenue for themselves. I have never seen any organisation as institutionally corrupt as the Nigeria police.

These are greedy, devilish and near-illiterate fiends who don't know the first thing about the law they are meant to enforce.

From mass , dragnet-arrests, to arresting anyone on flimsy excuses to make-up charges and to demanding money pointblank when you come to report a matter and asking for fuel money to accompany you for investigation ...

That's why most of their children never end well.

SmartMugu:
That's makes sense. According to a discussion I had with a colleague that drives an electric car (A Nissan Leaf), he says his car when fully charged can go up to 3000 miles without recharge.
In other words, it could go from state to state and still return home with no need for gas or recharge.

I rarely even drive up to 80 miles per day, so I guess those charging at various electric ports just wanted to keep their cars fully charged at all times, not necessarily that they need to charge them even now and then.

Lolz, pay no heed to your Nissan friend. I believe he's only pulling off some grandstanding!

The official range for the Nissan leaf 2016 model is 107 miles, while the 2014 and 2015 models are 84 miles respectively.

Believe me, if the technology for electric cars has seen such figures the West would have ceased producing petrol cars and save billions of dollars annually.

Electric cars are still very much evolving and Almighty UK is still building charging points with a roadmap into the future when the technology would have seen some breakthroughs in mileage.

SmartMugu:
I think anyone in Nigeria thinking of electric cars should be living off-grid - in a home completely powered by solar or alternative sources. There are some people like that.

There's the possibility. But since electric cars run on mileage depending on the available power stored, what happens in heavy traffic gridlock?

Advanced countries have electric charging points akin to filling stations in petrol-driven cars. Nigeria has not one.

Mathemagician1:
I had a huge crush on the Aventador but not anymore. I've gone green.

Tesla X-Model P100L for the win.

No Nigerian residing in Nigeria should talk about electric cars. No facility to run them here.

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lalasticlala:
I got this mail today from one Odegwu who claims this is the "real" version of what transpired between the IBB University lecturer whose nude pictures went viral over accusation of sexual victimization. Read the unedited story as sent in and draw your own conclusions. Also share below what you think about this new version of the story which is different from the old version.



The TRUTH OF THE MATTER BETWEEN IG YUSUF and GRACE 400LEVEL STUDENT OF ENGLISH DEPT IBBU LAPAI
https://cdn1.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/IBB-UNI-MAN.jpg

IBB University Lapai Niger State......TRUTH OF THE MATTER BETWEEN IG YUSUF and GRACE 400LEVEL STUDENT OF ENGLISH DEPT IBBU LAPAI.g

On the 20-02-2017 Dr. Abayya who came on sabbatical from ABU Zaria who happen to be IG Yusuf's Ph.D major supervisor conducted a test for 400level students of Engliah dept which he splited d class into two and told IG Yusuf to supervise one of the classes.

Grace and one student known as pastor samuel was cut teaching and his script was tear off as directed by Dr. Abayya . Grace later want to IG's office dat she want to see him but he declined that he is busy probably she shuld check back later or tomorrow and she left. On Tuesday she called him on phone dat it is an important issue she wants to tell him and he said ok.

Later Grace called back again and he told her he is busy in d office IG has been elevated from deptal examine officer to faculty examines officer and to him that he is trying to explained somethings to new deptal examines officer and they were their upto 10:30pm and as he was about to closed to go home Grace still called and he told her it was late so she shuld meet him in d office d next day but she still insisted d issues is very important so since will be going home she will come and wait for him at LOCUS JUNCTION close to INEC office in lapai bye pass that link to Agaie road.

On approaching there he sighted her standing and immediately he stop Grace and other four guys entered d car with sophiscated wepons asked him to keep driving down to Grace's house. on reaching d house, they took him to a room and told him GOD DON CATCH U TODAY in pegin english.

Asked him to pull of shirt and remean wit boxer gave him moper to moop d room and him water Mellon to take but refused which use knief to part of his hand to know that they are not playing. From that moment he followed any instruction giving to him. There gang leader know as AKA Liyas hold him and pull his boxer down and took picture with him and d Grace was recording d vedio.

There after Grace told him that pastor Samuel's script dat he tears he will pay it. They wrote something on paper and asked him to read it and it was recorded and video. He was made to wrote an undertaking as follows: Grace must graduate this year along with her two female and two male friends and he must write her project.

Items collected from him include: D money in his pocket, ATM cards, 2 of his phones. They kept him hostage till 5a.m of Wednesday been 22-02-2017 blf he was released to go. However, he was warned never to involve police and if he does his life is in danger.

He however informed his DEAN and told him to be patient since is all about life threatening dat he Dean will look for Grace for fact findings. Two hours later three me member of the gang followed him to his office again at University to re-warned and remind him of the undertaking he wrote.

God bear me withness this is notten but d truth. Ya-Allah save us in d hands of evils.



Meanwhile, if you missed the earlier accusation, check out these threads https://www.nairaland.com/3647485/i.g-yusuf-ibb-university-lecturers

https://www.nairaland.com/3648806/ishaq-yusuf-ibb-university-lecturer

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Your ability to tell swift lies is as pathetic as your English language mastery! You should try clowning!

No self-respecting lecturer would be turned and played about by a student he was supposed to be supervising, not even mentioning the one he caught cheating.

Shame on you all the same.

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Amoyinoluwa24:
Personal Assistant to President Buhari on social media, Lauretta Onochie, has lampooned Dele Momodu for crediting Acting President Yemi Osinbajo with the improvements in foreign exchange and engagement with the public.

Momodu had praised Osinbajo for charting a new path for the country in his weekly column tagged "Pendulum".

Onochie, however, disagreed with him, saying "its sad Dele Momodu is clever by half"

On her twitter handle, Lauretta wrote "With a mindset like this, it's not hard to work out that Dele Momodu is too clever by half. If he does not understand "Team", how can he understand "Team Spirit"?

"The President and the Acting President have a great understanding of what it means to be a team. They respect, consult and collaborate with each other. Sync".

Dele Momodu is used to the "Leaders behaving badly" ways of leadership where deputies do not dare breathe without the permission of the Principal.

I have no doubt that Dele Momodu runs his Corruption-friendly business empire that way. He decides alone and imposes on his staff.

The difference between Buhari/Osinbajo and Jonathan/What's his name, administrations is not only the anti and pro-corruption. One is a team, the other wasn't.

While Nigerians are applauding the cohesive team spirit that exits between our President and our VP, Dele Momodu is using it to earn his keep from his corrupt friends.

It's common knowledge that under this administration, all businesses whose foundation was built on corruption, will collapse. Did I hear a loud OVATION?

As an image maker and a friend of the corrupt especially of those who raped our nation, has Dele Momodu stopped to ask where his fees are coming from? Stolen funds?

Dele Momodu must borrow some common sense from some of our youth who are educated and who know the meaning of "Team". Here's one from Japheth J Omojuwa.

It's not lost on Nigerians that Dele Momodu helped to encourage corruption by providing a platform for our corrupt nouveau rich to massage their corrupt ego.

Dele Momodu has taken a stand for corruption. He must now understand that the respect that exists between our two leaders, is stronger than his love for the corrupt.

Nigerians are learning again, that a President can delegate to the Vice so the benefit will go to Nigerians, not just to them.

Dele Momodu can no longer hide his disdain for the war on corruption. But joining accidental Social Media practitioners in this way is to say the least, sickening!

One thing is certain. Nigerians are learning from a credible team that great respect, friendship, collaboration and consultations are possible between workmates".

Say "No' To Dele Momodu's divisive stance. It's selfish, self-centred and egocentric. He alone, stands to gain. END. Thanks for retweeting"

http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/02/lauretta-onochie-blasts-dele-momodu-for.html

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**** So delegating power to the vice President which is the right and constitutional thing to do should now be celebrated?

And the riot act was read to Emefiele when Bubu suddenly extended his sick vacation?

Nigerian politicians and appointees will always lack true identity and forever be in a servant-master relationship with first loyalty to their bosses instead of the country.

Simpletons

rem44:
A terrible accident happened today Sunday,Feb 26,2017 along Warri/Sapele road by Mountain of Fire Camp ground.According to reports,a black jeep jumped to the other side of the road after the driver lost control.

All passengers including serving NYSC member died on the spot.What a black Sunday!

May their souls rest in peace.Amen


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/terrible-accident-in-deltaall.html?m=1

This isn't Warri/Sapele Rd. May the souls of the departed rest in peace!

obontami:
fucktoto fear first hold me when you say goodbye to kitty-kat I be think say you don turn reverend father ni

same thing crossed my mind...if our legendary fucktoto has gone celibate.

obontami:
Timelez.z ultra.leslie come see this trash.

Utter crap! The sight of curvy girls keep the dick perpetually erect and ready for duty.

Straight girls are like dudes with boobs.

Does anyone need any more proof Buhari is as mentally ill as he's as physically handicapped?

@OP, size does matter for ladies. Although there are exceptions. Some women do have their nerve endings wired not so deep in their pussies so the average dick can always ignite those nerves easily without slogging.

Other ladies do have their pleasure nerves located in the base of the pussy which only an elongated dick can stroke. And even for ladies who don't require depth for intense pleasure, the sensation of a long dick traveling down uncharted territory is by itself pleasure on its own , never even mentioning the virgin spots only long dicks can stroke.


P.S John dumelo has also been on the fleshy side.

Nigeria should be wise and study the situation. This has the potential of distorting Nigeria's hegemony in the subregion , but at same time has the potential of strengthening the region.

It should be a matter of personal interest for Nigeria strategically streamlined to her foreign policy.

Babarex:
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YOU DONT GET IT, COME TO WHICH COUNTRY? ARE THEY NOT BETTER THAN US? KADUNA IS WORSE THAN S.A , THERE IS STILL AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A BETTER LIFE THERE SO I AM NOT SURE THEY WANT TO COME BACK TO THIS FILT WE CALL HOME...ENTIRELY MY OPINION.

ignorance in action.

Lancelott:
I said no one should quote me...I just want to read this topic and learn from experiences not listen to unnecessary fights about whether or not a man should inspect a woman's genitals..the ladies are even quiet. You people are acting like people who'll go to AA meetings and talk about menstrual cramps instead of the main thing.. please let's not derail this talk..Please I mean no disrespect please

The thread has served its purpose like all great threads, it must be derailed by conflicting minds and interests towards the end.

And for not quoting you, that's so troll-like.

Never has there been an insecure, unfulfilled set of people like zulu south Africans. These are people brought up to never take responsibility for their actions.

If they aren't blaming the Boers for their Economic woes, they are blaming Nigerians for their lack of success or slums.

Zulus are just as foolish as the name sounds.

How could the CBN charge money on deposit? Are these criminally inefficient fools even aware of what they are doing?

No matter how cashless they want to go, the cashless policy relies heavily on deposits.

Greedy bastards!

Sanchez01:
http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2017/02/24/Nigerian-vs-South-African-kill-count-ugly-Gigaba1

These Zulus are so undiplomatic and lacking in logical rendition of diplomacy. Such a shame the Boers left governance to these unevolved waste of black humanity.

Same thing happened last year during the recurring spate of xenophobia and the minister was asking Nigeria to tackle Boko Haram and one wonders what the correlation of Boko Haram is to the xenophobia.

Zulus are have been out of civilisation and alienated from the world too long to make any pretence of being 21st century compliant humans.

Lancelott:
Naira land doctor haba..don't insult the dude. What is it sef? not everyone has to agree with you but you can prove your point without insults. A doctor has neither the time nor the energy for such. Not all doctors are bad but trust me, speaking from experience, a vast majority of them are womanizers. Not all vaginas are diseased. NO ONE SHOULD QUOTE ME....I have had terrible experiences with doctors and so has a lot of people but somethings remain constant.
Everyone has a right to an opinion here
People who speak their minds should not be bullied cos they might be speaking out of experience.
what you are doing is now turning into cyber bullying and its an offense though not defined in our statute, can land you behind bars.
this argument between you and everyone has to end. let people enjoy this thread if not people will report you too. NO ONE SHOULD QUOTE ME

That imposter isn't a doctor to begin with. Lordadam is a scam and a fraud.

From claiming he is gynecologist to a radiographer. He further went on to tear down whatever shred of honour is left in his family heritage by announcing radiologist are doctors who studied radiology at their residency. When radiologists are consultant doctors who specialised in the medical field of radiology.

The boy is the summation of idiocy, mediocrity and 5 minutes Google knowledge. A disgraced oaf and a chronic liar afflicted with the psychological disease of attention deficit syndrome and shallow self-esteem.

He has created multiple username from lordadam to lordadam15 just to prove he can "win" the "debate" in this "war".

If he isn't twisting your own posts and giving it an entirely different meaning, he is lying boldly to your face.

This is the same sod who claims Africans who expressed concern about male gynos clinically examining the private parts of female patients are uncivilised and archaic. But, alas, same concern is even raised in the Western world and gynecologists over there in the US are females 90% going into medical school.

Pay no heed to that imposter and failed human. Nairaland is the terminus for any hope he will ever amount anything in life!

I await the resurrection of his original ghost known as lordadam, April 4th. Let me make a mince meat out of him.

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Delta state government won't join the pioneers? Those jobless imps in Delta who collect illegal fees to even renovate one's own compound should be locked away in jail.