₦airaland Forum

FTBOY:
so perfectly, bro! what happened tonight will go down in history.+

No club in eufa has nullified a 4-0 deficit ever!!!

FTBOY:
i told one of my doubting colleagues that there would be many goals in this second leg because the scoreline in barca's last two matches were 5 goals and above. first 1 - 6, second 5 - 0 and this one 6 - 1. barca don dey vex!!

Oh, man, I just say make I enter different sites to check world reaction and I see say yawa dey everywhere

Even goal.com is confused; they are rendering their site in French language and refusing to translate
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FTBOY:
i told one of my doubting colleagues that there would be many goals in this second leg because the scoreline in barca's last two matches were 5 goals and above. first 1 - 6, second 5 - 0 and this one 6 - 1. barca don dey vex!!

They set the record straight and made history in style.

FTBOY:
some ANALysts are still ANAL-yzing like homosexuals. but it won't change the final scoreline: 6 - 1!!!

Hilarious!!!!

FTBOY:
tim.elezz, you're right. woman united fans are our haters too.

After fücking her twice in England and abandoning her the second she was about cuming, she must be bleeding unstoppably anytime she sees the lad in blue and red

FTBOY:
i don go order beer for boys for that bar forget say my money no complete. if no be say i be their customer, wahala for happen this night o. but i'll balance up tomorrow after work.

Hahahahaha!!!! Thank God say na your bar be that!

All my neighbours that were inspired by arsenal's loss to stake against Barcelona today are looking like apes licking sour lime

Oh, man, this victory is going to last so long like the feeling of fücking a tight, slippery pussy.

merchantsecured:
. Passed-is UCL over....am confused

You finished in a position so deep last season that disqualified you from participating with the elite. Why rant as if you are any better when you failed to make it like your mates?

FTBOY:
barca have not dropped at this stage of the uefa games for over a decade. you can't imagine the disturbance it gave me to think that the foolish psg we always fvck mercilessly would the ones to stop us. chai!

I was banking on a win! Not a dismissal of PSG even though the first leg was a fluky deal.

Hahahaha. I never knew beer tastes so good. Don't know if it's the late hour or the victory

merchantsecured:
. If na Chelsea get 4goal first leg..u kno d story na

No matter the records, get a sense of hierarchy and stop putting chelshit and Barcelona in one sentence.

Chelsea are UEFA-unworthy! Don't hide under "if".

Chelsea failed the exams already, why compare yourself with those who passed?

Pls, wait until next year!

FTBOY:
chelsea and real fake madrid top the list of barca haters, bro. they won't sleep well tonight.

I forgot Real Madrid, the trophy obsessed club who buys tittles and trophies

Chelsea? Those one are still underachievers!

FTBOY:
barca haters are finding it difficult to swallow their shame now.


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Barcelona haters are 99% arsenal and Manu fans who we have bleeped eternally.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]PSG have scored!!!

Barca are out!!!

Comeback kings my ass!!![/color]

Never celebrate too soon! Hope it isn't how you part them legs prematurely

Barcelona are gods living amongst men.

mukina2:
PSG is useless

No! Barcelona is the greatest team of all time!

Abeg, Lagos is predominantly Yoruba.

AfroSamurai:
Selflessness and patriotism are never the strongest suit for prostitutes. They don't care. Only thing they care about is money.

It's a shame. Never thought the day would come where I'll see a self celebrated online man whore_ who isn't even ashamed of it.

Even prostitutes on the streets have more shame than that depraved mass of human perverted unpatriotic flesh.

Shame is lost to amoral imps, bro

AfroSamurai:
Pity, he couldn't have known opening that thread about Kenya being ahead of Nigeria made him look like the unpatriotic individual he truly is.

He forgets that a man who point his finger at his mother and call her a whore_ is saying he's the son of a whore_.

TonyeBarcanista is among the problem we have in this country. People like him who just because they don't like who is Aso Rock, are willing to sell their soul to satan just to cause chaos deserve nothing more than the poorest part of Hell fit for political prostitutes like himself, Atiku, FFK and many of them.

You can imagine, angels don't deny their own. Even demons don't deny their fellow demon, but only people like tonyebarcanista deny their very own, just for a few penny to satisfy their hungry ego and over bloated appetite for attention.

The question now remain, what do we call people like TonyeBarcanista? Is there a name fit for one such as him and his likes? Those who revel in everything negative as long as it doesn't suit them and their devious pay masters?

People like him a little minded simpletons turborised by self-righteousness. They are pretenders who like to be seen as selfless and patriotic.

Political Pharisees!

TonyeBarcanista:
Them obsession for me reach level wey them even include me for BMC! Blood of My Future son-inlaw


Who will pay A fierce critic of his? The IQ of some of our yoots is just too low!


BTW

I see no problem with the existence of a media team for the President or any politician/party as long as they aren't funded with our collective patrimony.

Coming from an ignoramus who sold his country cheaply to the world just to score one cheap victory against APC.

Your IQ depletion needs hybrid manure for any growth to be recorded.

Jesusloveyou:
how wil people be so stupid to believe a blatant lie, how can anyone in his right sense even rumour it.
This is the highest wickedness of a man inhuman to his fellow man.
How wil you feel that you set to travel out and before you land just 6hrs into the cloud, they said you are no more and everybody believe it even before you arrive your destination, people did not wait to know the truth before believing in such lies, they did not wait for the classified information. Even when the classifiy information were out, people stil believe the blatant lies.

You're still battling with logic and honesty.

Buhari has a media and publicity PA and his own medical team. These should be the people furnishing Nigeria with the health state of the President not some governor from the north or a non-portfolio hangers-on in also rock.

The NTA, a national news agency should be there interviewing the President and beaming it live and not some Nollywood-esque media rumours encouraged by the President tactless cabal struggling for relevancy.

After the concealment of Yaradua's death, Buhari's absence was a brutal reminder of the power vacuum that bedevilled Nigeria during that period.

If the President was forthcoming with his health state, no rumour would have been spurred. After over a month of his health asylum in the UK, it was only a few days ago his publicity and media Aid spoke with him.


What is the President hiding? What's he afraid of?

Jesusloveyou:
all this bla bla bla has not answer the question.
I never see any muslim that speculate the rumour.
Here in benin, everybody believes buhari is dead, especially among ipods,
And this is one my greatest battle with ipods concerning this rumour of buhari is dead.

And Christians rumoured the death of Yaradua, OBJ and Zik too?

The health of the President is not a party affair, it's not a family affair, it's a national affair.

If the President's health and whereabouts is being made a classified issue laced with lies, inconsistencies and unfounded medical excuses, then rumours should arise naturally. If you call it blah blah blah then you're stiffnakedly myopic.

Also, the SFG has no diplomacy or tact. Coming out to say Christian's are the one fuelling the rumours of Buhari's death in an already tensed, religiously sensitive country like Nigeria is clear foolishness and stupidity in its full splendour.

You can't see beyond your petty tribal blinders!!!

This administration is not only led by a tactless Buhari, he also managed to surround himself with religious bigots, empty-headed simpletons who shouldn't be near the corridors of governance in a secular state.

Buhari and his band of dimwits are deflectors and experts in blame game.

*Jonathan is responsible for Nigeria's current economic state.

*Christians are responsible for Buhari's health
* Malians are responsible for the deaths of Nigerians by Fulani herdsmen
* Nigerians should change before expecting change from the government

This is by far the most clueless and baseless Government in Nigeria's history run by mentally lazy people whose brains can't get round the complexity of running a modern state!

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef...

On a closer look, there is nothing wrong with what the guy has done...imagine Geordie Shore would hail the guy.

Anyway, click like if you think TBoss is next to be evicted.

Another unhinged groper exposed.

AfroSamurai:
care to share? My brother from another mother?

Brother Joe, that exposé about those Nairalanders as paid pens got my hairs raised.

I could always tell tonyebarcanister was a simple-minded, unpatriotic Nigerian, but the others ,apart from mycoli, would have been hard to guess.

AfroSamurai:
you know something I don't?

Nope, on the contrary, i just learnt a lot

AfroSamurai:
Never forget, PDP did same with the likes of tonyebarcanista, mizmycoli, whynotthetruth, kabonic, sincere9gerian, genbloodykiller etc...

So, like I once said, what's new?

Quite telling there.

jaymejate:
Please, i need a Godly, Moral advice on this.

I'm still a student and i am willing to give to God but my allowance is very small.
After removing money for handouts, textbooks and assignments, the left over is little that it might not last 5 days. Should i still go ahead and give the tithe?

How silly, ignorant thread like this assaults common sense by making front page baffles me.

Tithe is for people who earn wages. As a student you are tithe-unqualified as you are akin to a charity case or a beggar or diplomatically an economic sponger.

Your economic survival and wherewithal is desperately fastened to your parents like a patient in comatose is fastened to a life support machine.

You aren't a wage earner. Focus on your studies. That's what The Lord expects of you with what funds your parents provide you with .

mykel20:
This is way beyond the point, stop trying to rationalize bad behavior. The fact that Nigeria is in a bad state doesn't mean S Africans should treat us like sh*t. Every country has its issues and that should have nothing to do with how we are treated abroad. The South African border police are over zealous, xenophobic airheads who think every other African is beneath them. I can deal with First world Nations having really annoying border security but South Africa really?

Most of these folks struggling to be the first to comment are often not only dumb but have serious struggle with identity crisis.

searchng4love:
https://i.imgur.com/z4fYl4G.gif

You have used this GIF 3 times on 3 different monikers within the last 10 minutes. Hope it isn't a digital medication from your behavioural therapist?

joseph1832ng:
Aye. Even I can't think of a formidable retort when I'm greeted like royalty. Perhaps, timelezz can help a brother in need.

hahahahaha

searchng4love:
FTC.... Thanks again to airtel data.... My xiaomi gadget... Power company that has been 24 hours nonstop....

To the topic Japheth doesn't have to be rude.... Some of us have been subjected to such in more advanced western countries.... It's just a routine check no need to raise unnecessary alarm. I didn't come to the social media to start yabbing unnecessarily.
Border police can put you on the next available flight out of their country if they're not satisfied with your presence in the country...

Not all south Africans are xenophobic.... Including some of the comedians on Nairaland.

Get Nigeria into shape... Value your citizens... Pay them living wages.... Provide healthcare..... Social security.... Insurance.... Mortgage without preferential treatment... Affordable capital for businesses... Educational institutions where lecturers and system doesn't make life hell for the students... I can tell you that the faculty of basic medical sciences of the university of Ibadan Nigeria consistently loses over 80℅ of their PhD students to South African universities simply due to the attitude of the lecturers there .... And the UI PG school doesn't give a damn about monitoring the admitted students rather concerned about sales of forms... As there's always the Fgn's funds to waste paying their humongous wages and allowances.....

If you don't value your people.... Don't expect anyone else to do that for you.

Last I checked Nigerian workers are been owed for months..Some for over six months! Students on government scholarships around the world were stranded because the Nigerian government refused to pay them.... MTN that offers blazing data services speed in South Africa is in Nigeria with something slower than snail.... Doctors hold surgery patients to ransom just to get the government to pay their due salaries and benefits..... We really don't have a bargaining chip with the South African government if we don't put our house in order!!!

The emboldened prove you're just a FP-hugger who doesn't have a breath of knowledge how international politics works.

ITbomb:
Did you say "just" twice.

Once, I would have forgiven you but twice? You are just a cheap slut

And she's still working under the guy that bleeped her and expects the husband not be worried.

charliboy654:
So how is it possible to make a girl cum with just finger.

Engagement finger digging and ploughing, thumb pressing and rubbing the clíts and its covering simultaneously.