Timelezz:
Have I ever hidden my blooming desire to fück you?

Ishilove:

Indeed you haven't. You express that desire with the crudest words possible.

Timelezz:
Then let me heal you body and mind.

Ishilove:

I'll pass

Timelezz:
Ok, your choice babe. Your body can't reject the opportunity your fingers are typing away

Ishilove:

Lol. You are not serious o

Ishilove:

Abeg leave me jare

Timelezz:
Love, are you struggling internally with my proposal?

Talasuma:


Bro I'm I welcome?

Timelezz:
I thought it bad manners and a lack of goodwill having crossed one geopolitical region of the country into another and having to spend nearly a week in Lagos--precisely in Mynd44's local government area without having the good graces to invite Nairaland's foremost moderator to dine with me.

So mynd44, might I invite you to come drink with me at Laparias Hotel and Suites? I have been here since sunday and would love to meet you in person over idle drinks and chat.

Hit me up if you're game.

lefulefu:

hope dis no be setup

Timelezz:
Ok, your choice babe. Your body can't reject the opportunity your fingers are typing away

jakandeola:
shes a matured girl not ur type I respect her a lot and am hapi d way she ansa u and put u to shame u call peole to come and drink since d yr start hav u eva give moni to poor hav u eva visit orphan to giv moni hav u be help ur family dat didnt hav moni. u just want to show urself so dat dey blog about u in d room dat u spent lot u invited girl not cos u care,but wat lu get in their legs. am sori for u

sammy550:
ooh God...S.eun why did u allow dis type of person to join/comment on nairaland...

TheUmbra:


You never can tell. An open invitation like this serves as a clear-motive offer as the public is put on notice. A private invitation on the other hand might look suspicious.

I think what is actually stupid here is your quirky cognitive analysis that skip logical process before arriving at hasty conclusion.

Lsofdk:
I think you should stick to posting just two words. For the very first time, i can read a post from you without having migraine

TheSonOfMark:
Aha! 'Mailman' delivers a 'letter bomb'!

TheSonOfMark:
Aha! 'Mailman' delivers a 'letter bomb'!

Timelezz:
Lolz.

Hahahaha, so many alternates testing the validity of my daring invitation by sending pms of requests here.

And the invitation still stands even at this hour to any Nairalander who would come.

Timelezz:
Responding to that automaton is a waste of text.

Someone who couldn't string simple words together to form a simple sentence has no business being in a forum conversing with people who are evidently more educated than the teachers in the informal school he attended.

AfroSamurai:
So far, who have bothered to show their faces? None, I believe. Lol.

Timelezz:
So far, so good. A few real niggars and some *****

no need hiding behind the thick curtains of Nairaland.

AfroSamurai:
Intriguing.

Timelezz:
Ftbomb is here presently too

AfroSamurai:
Ah. My good man. Never disappoints. Wish I was there though. Hopefully weekend won't be a miss. It's Friday tomorrow.

Timelezz:
You missed today I tell you.

TheSonOfMark:
Aha! 'Mailman' delivers a 'letter bomb'!

yorhmienerd:
A private message is advisable... This is stupidity in my opinion