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Health / Re: 529 Foreign-Trained Doctors Failed Medical Exam – MDCN by Timijo(m): 10:08am On Jul 24, 2023
Did they actually fail or you fail them to ridicule them?

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Education / Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by Timijo(m): 8:24pm On Jun 23, 2023
descarado:

That is where the problem is
Answers 12:03am and 12:06am are wrong grammatically.
It should have been 00:03 am and 00:06am respectively or 12:03pm and 12:06pm

You are right, but remember that "AM" and "PM" should not be written when writing time in 24-hour time. So, the correct ones are 00:03 and 00:06. But the correct answer is 12:03 am as you have mentioned.
Education / Re: Solve This Easy And Yet Tricky Question by Timijo(m): 8:11pm On Jun 23, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Grab my weed while I put on my intellectual cap
12:03am

But after puffin more than three drag of my weed then the answer was 11:55am

Because mid night is exactly 12:00am...consider the word "to"

The distance from 11:55am to 12:00am is the shortest
Compared to others moving in a clock wise direction

I nor go puff more drag of my weed again because if I try am I go arrive at another answer
Guy, this loud wey you dey smoke too loud for you. How is 11:55 am the closest to midnight? It's not 11: 55 pm. Your first answer, 12:03 am is the only available nearest answer since there's no 11: 55 pm among the options. Although one can conclude that the answer is not there because of the phrase, "To midnight".
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United FA Cup: (2 - 1) On 3rd June 2023 by Timijo(m): 3:38pm On Jun 03, 2023
No result yet. It's all levelled. Man U will fight back and give them a good run for their money. This is a final match.
Peterpan007:


Bro he rested some of key players in those two matches, now that he has them fresh and healthy you can see the results

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City vs Manchester United FA Cup: (2 - 1) On 3rd June 2023 by Timijo(m): 3:18pm On Jun 03, 2023
7:0 can never happen. Man U will fight back. This is a final match.
Ade1177:
This na

7. 0 game


United is no where near man city C team

Let alone B

And A team

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Investment / Re: My Journey Earning 10% Weekly Trading On Bybit With Zero Risks (4.31% in week 1) by Timijo(m): 2:57am On May 11, 2023
How much is your initial deposit?
Food / Re: See The Tomatoes Someone Bought For N380 In Ghana by Timijo(m): 1:39pm On Apr 27, 2023
Evestar200:
I bought this one N150 today shocked shocked :I

Tomatoes is now expensive
As a retired tomatoes seller in Kaduna before I japa, I can tell you that what you bought is cheap especially in this season. Tomatoes are always expensive during the rainy season and become surplus in dry season. In fact, you could get a full kondo for #500 to #800 at that period.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sevilla Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) - Full Time by Timijo(m): 10:09pm On Apr 20, 2023
donforeign:
If man city dey play, you won't see it in front page
.yeye people grin cheesy cheesy
I noticed that too. Imagine quarter finals of Champions League between Bayern Munich and Mad City did not make the front page but Europa League makes the front page because it is Man United. It's very bad for the moderator to be playing this type of politics.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode To Obi: Do Us All A Big Favour, Go And Never Come Back by Timijo(m): 3:56pm On Apr 07, 2023
Well done, Mr destroyer. Nobody can destroy he who God does not destroy.
EmirGold:
When we finish destroying him politically, he will go nd never come back.... God bless BAT
Politics / Re: I Supported Peter Obi, But... - Chimamanda Adichie by Timijo(m): 3:42pm On Apr 07, 2023
This woman that you just insulted is not your mate in all ramifications. So, next time show some respect if you have any.
haybhi1:
I used to think this woman was intelligent unhingedly. I was wrong. She's another emotional bigot who thinks everything must go the way her interests want, and nothing exists outside her microcosmic sphere of interest.

She probably isn't aware Igbo mainly has five states, South only has seventeen states. The North has 19 states. Obi is only popular in the South, and only guaranteed success in the Southeast subsection of this south. Tinubu is popular all over, guaranteed success in a subsection of South, and a good section of the North. It's no brainer Tinubu won 1st, Obi 3rd. Why is this so hard for her microscopic political and prejudicative view to chuck in and accept?

I and most my friends are youths, and we rooted for Tinubu, so it surprises me always with where this narrative of "Nigerian youths are angry because Obi lost" is coming from, as there are countless similar lots out there. Not all of us are Obi-denses.
Car Talk / Re: Buying My First Car by Timijo(m): 6:56am On Mar 16, 2023
I remember when I bought my first car. I woke up at the middle of the night to check whether it is where I parked it.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Timijo(m): 7:52pm On Mar 05, 2023
This scoreline is nothing, INEC can still declare Man United as the winner and ask Liverpool to go to court.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Timijo(m): 7:24pm On Mar 05, 2023
I feel like crying for Man U.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Timijo(m): 7:18pm On Mar 05, 2023
I'm laughing in Liverpool's language.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Timijo(m): 7:13pm On Mar 05, 2023
Liverpool dey roast Man U for Salah. grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Timijo(m): 7:12pm On Mar 05, 2023
I'm behind the world, it's still 5:0 here.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Timijo(m): 7:11pm On Mar 05, 2023
Invite High Neck to do the magic. grin grin grin
Nazgul:
I'm feeling depressed watching this game... how can we be loosing 5-0 to common Liverpool. embarassed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Timijo(m): 7:09pm On Mar 05, 2023
I swear. High neck na magician.
Amaggedon:
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Timijo(m): 7:06pm On Mar 05, 2023
Man U dey collect wotowoto. grin grin grin I hope High Neck will not change the scores and declare hem winner.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye, Others Walks Out On INEC Chairman by Timijo(m): 5:23pm On Feb 27, 2023
Fut9ure:
We are rejecting it

No sane human will allow tinubu rule


You can't handover Nigeria at this critical time to a sick president

Please lets retweet and share to everyone

Use this pic on your WhatsApp profile and status
Facebook and twitter titok
Please stop this nonsense agitation, this is why some people don't like Obi. Why did you include Obidatti's name on that poster? Do you want him to be seen as the candidate who wants to set the nation ablaze? Just calm down.
Politics / Re: Show Proof I’m Working For Tinubu, Wike Tells LP by Timijo(m): 5:32am On Feb 27, 2023
Keep supporting the evil politicians.
searchng4love:

Just protest and get served
Politics / Re: Show Proof I’m Working For Tinubu, Wike Tells LP by Timijo(m): 5:15am On Feb 27, 2023
searchng4love:

I see the future of the country as very beautiful. If you think I and my likes will fold our hands while miscreants turn this country to Libya or Ukraine you're joking.... If you need to protest go to your State of origin or else you're dead....
Again, you have nothing reasonable to say than to threaten people with death just like the political leaders you are supporting.
Politics / Re: Show Proof I’m Working For Tinubu, Wike Tells LP by Timijo(m): 4:40am On Feb 27, 2023
So your glory is that he will be shot if he protests?It's either you are benefiting from the corrupt government that has been oppressing the masses for the past seven years or you are carried away by religion and tribe? I wonder how sensible people will be supporting a government that brought untold hardship on them.
searchng4love:

You're a wicked unconscionable despicable person ... Tinubu will be announced shortly. Protest and get shot pointblank range and fed to swine

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Wins Big At Ortom's Polling Unit by Timijo(m): 4:05am On Feb 26, 2023
I'm happy for the progress that Obi is making in this election. But my fear is the votes from the Yoruba state and the core north. Those people are not voting for Obi.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Floors Tinubu, Atiku In Jonah Jangs Polling Unit In Jos by Timijo(m): 4:01am On Feb 26, 2023
Ogonimilitant:
Tinubu is no more a factor in this equation.
See what lies a deceit turned a man into.

Buhari, we forgive you for all the mistakes you made. It was not really you but people around you. Eg Tinubu.

Thanks for the BIVAS
I'm happy for the progress that Obi is making in this election. But my fear is the votes from the Yoruba state and the core north. Those people are not voting for Obi.
Politics / Re: #Nigeriaelections2023: Obi Defeats Tinubu, Atiku In David Mark’s Polling Unit by Timijo(m): 3:53am On Feb 26, 2023
Most polling units in Yoruba states and the core north are not voting for Obi. Make una calm down.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Timijo(m): 7:26pm On Jan 22, 2023
Arsenal deserve the victory. I'm not capping.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 2) On 22nd January 2923 by Timijo(m): 7:22pm On Jan 22, 2023
Arsenal wan kill Man U tonight.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo-Messi Match Today As PSG Takes On Saudi All-Star Team by Timijo(m): 6:17pm On Jan 19, 2023
Link abeg
Education / Re: Please I Need Help With This Maths Problem. by Timijo(m): 11:08am On Jan 10, 2023
Thank you all for trying. The answer is 27, I figured it out. The numbers are 1, 4, 2, 8, 5, 7
Education / Please I Need Help With This Maths Problem. by Timijo(m): 5:30am On Jan 09, 2023
I need your help. I have been trying to figure out the solution but I couldn't.

Sports / Re: Argentina's Central Bank Is Considering A Lionel Messi Bank Note by Timijo(m): 4:05pm On Dec 22, 2022
JASONjnr:
Again, CR7 is way better than Messi and I won't even bother wasting my time with urchins quoting me...


FIFA president's reaction when France scored tell alot about the fixing of all Argentina's games......
This one still dey wail. Accept the reality and move on. I don't even know how some of you reason. If the outcome of an event does not favour you, it becomes rigging just to badmouth it. Tell me, shey na FIFA play the penalties for France? How do you Ronaldo's fans even reason? Na WA ooo.

Anyway, good afternoon to all Messi's fans.
If Ronaldo's fans want my greeting make una tell am to win world cup.

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