₦airaland Forum

so how does this become news...OP u tink say cux u tall u fit see 2moro abi ur mechanic fit repair breaking news? just let me tell you even if u have 10million cars u will still use leg walk to ur bedroom

support or not he is the chosen one....

IceDune:
Do you have to waste all those spaces just to write up chelsea.
Chelsea TOUTS

at least u still got space to spew ur trash so whats wit the hating ninny

for all i care we need change APC all da way

fergie i duff my cap...but





























up chelsea

if stealing is not corruption, I don't think Ph.D should be an
evidence of literacy after all there are educated illiterates.

ohhh GOD

Fellow compatriots,we need not shout nor fight ourselves.
President Goodluck Johnathan is a good man as a person,
his simplicity and gentle manness is second to none.
*He has given us his very BEST over the last 6 years. I
mean, what else are we asking for?
*He has granted Alamaisegha 'STATE PARDON' and my guy
is now running for Senate.
*He allowed Fayose to disrupt a court session and beat up a
judge, while he walks freely. I wonder if Nigeria is sane.
*He locked out the CONSTITUTIONAL speaker of the House
of Reps!
*7 lawmakers impeached a speaker in Ekiti in a house of
about 26 men, and nothing happened.
*16 was suddenly greater than 19 in base 10, just to cancel
the one-term agreement he signed with the NIGERIA
Governors' Forum and all Nigerians in 2011.
*Subsidy has been removed and the standards in our
hospitals have reduced with time.
*$20 billion is missing and minister of Petroleum eats and
dines with the prexy.
*Another BIGGER & BOLDER subsidy regime is scheduled for
1st of June, 2015 and you may have to sell your laptop
charger before you can buy fuel to charge that same laptop!!!
*Earlier this year, over 22 innocent Nigerians were killed in
the employment scam of Nigerian Immigration Service. The
Minister of Interior, Abba Moro, told us the employment
interview was "simply mismanaged" and he has retained his
office and even with extra luggage.
*1 Naira used to be equal $1.2 under GMB but now it's
#186.5 to just $1, the worst ever in our history.
*Madam Gele, Ngozi Okonjo, just announced we need an
extra $5 billion, through debts of course, so that our
economy will not collapse like Humpty-Dumpty.
*While Benue State University was on an unending internal
strike, Senator DAVID MARK (son of the soil) built his own
PRIVATE UNIVERSITY, of course with taxpayers' money, and
my gentle president followed him to launch the school
shamelessly.
*He has spent all money in the treasury and even had to
BORROW an extra $1 billion but Boko Haram keeps getting
more equipped than our military.
*Over 200 girls are missing, over 15,000 killed by Boko
Haram, over 6 million displaced from their homes and
uncountable injured beyond repairs yet my president went to
a meeting in Kenya with 7different PRIVATE JETS...*clears
throat...*
*PHCN is giving their loyal customers GENERATORS as gifts
for paying their
electricity bills on time...Grab your COPY NOW!!!.
That's less than 1% of the reasons we need to dance to a
new SHOKI, this AWILO is no more useful for us. Cheers to
an unstoppable change... If you truly love Nigeria share with
everyone on your contact list. Together We Can build A New
Nigeria. #Change
Is Possible. Vote BUHARI/OSINBAJO PRESIDENCY....kini Ka
wa'se 4 nw??

ofiafuluego:
define civilization?

oga he is trying to tell u to go with the flow stop your baseless distractions abeg...

Who is he, is he a comedian?

SeverusSnape:
Deep in your heart, you know. so just stop arguing... and for your info, Amaechi is not a full blooded Igbo (FBI ), He's Ikwerre.

what is ikwerre and thanks for the enlightment cux i never knew this is the original meaning of FBI

Collynzo9:
Akinmusayo Timilehin Sunday from Imo?
Desperate liar.

...chisos....how did you............? i give up

SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehee... you're not from Imo "timilehin "

how did u knw, were u the one that born me..? if ROTIMIi ameachi can come from east why can TIMILEHIN

Tinubu:
Ok

the opposite of your monicker Jonathan...

i am frm Imo and am voting for GMB

wait are u telling me that they got nabbed with those ammunitions inside the church too....OP u can lie ooooo

in akpan voice chisos

SeverusSnape:
Nigeria always blaming another for their woes.

since when, 1960 or 1963

how did u knw they will be no sex no bbm no nairaland when the bible says 'bi atin se laye beee lan se l'orun'

Nigeria and Nigerians been buying scrap since '63

are u talking to lesbians? cux those lips up there both look famine

i will not comment

Nairaland--->> space bookers association of nairaland...

when will a paint rubber of garri reduce to #120 God......!!!!! when will a paint rubber of garri reduce to #120 God......!!!!!

i need God to gv me wisdom like He gave Solomon back then

my own is that i want to knw how many people here actually lives in France cux it seems almost everyone here lives france...the france immigrants should punch like

lordkit:
if u are still here browsing with money it is a sin becos a site as be discovered giving pple 500mb after register with them and to get yours click here

now where is the 500mb aftr u make me wasted my precious mb on that ur dry nd boring site....in mfm voice ****every stylish powa dat direct me to another unimportant sites nd make me waste mb what are u waiting for die die die dieeeeeeeeeeeee by fire..

swaystunna:
Lol..they cnt do jack !

you will surprise by the time dey finish doing Robinson