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koreat: Light My Cigar and BON My Face..

you and who dey fight nah bros...u need to BON face?

...Wait let me ask 'ifa ( oracle ) who will win it

Where is petrodollar and kwame...? They need to see this write up..they are the grand masters wen it comes to beefing nigeria nd nigerians...

One love. Sincerely essien shocked me too when he ignored ashley cole nd instead handed mikel d captain band...just so you know that my girl friend, the best I ever had before she returned to ghana was Adusa Adjoa

Still I have a feeling this thread will still lead to another e-war. I dnt see us getting along. It is in their head not on their fingers, forget what ever they type now...patiently waiting **

4bobo: i no hear well

With this your big 2 ears wey stand gidigba u still kn hear wetin we dey talk..o boy ur hearing system needs to be checked. My 2cent.

mrsolutionm: Please make una no vex oooh,who fit help me with tokunbo mtn 100 recharge card,I want to buy for 50 naira asap

. I get oo...uk used recharge card..

01mcfadden: hahahah
even if its true,its nice knowing my root but falling from the sky is another thing....your ancestor is an alien or is he one of the fallen angels?
Just asking!

If really we fell from the sky that means we deserves to be worship..we are not of this world our creation is divine..

TribalEAST: the yoruba words you mentioned all have different intonation/pronunciation. Every language has that, even english makes use of synonyms and homonyms. P:

How I wish there's a way to like this comment more than a thousand times.

01mcfadden: your stupidity is overwhelming.
Who are more foreigners?
Yorubas came from mecca,have you forgotten that?
A tribe with numerous distorted origin,one even said their ancestor descended with a chain from heaven.
Lolx!

What is dz one saying...u diz bloody ekutarian gini

TribalEAST: Africa magic has yoruba and hausa channels but no igbo channel. The little igbo movies produced are smuggled into the africa magic english. Igbo language is becoming extinct dats why they lack traditional musicians in this dispensation unlike yorubas who have yinka ayefele, lagbaja, wasiu ayinde marshal, pasuma, osupa, tope alabi, haruna ishola etc all doing well home and abroad and are richer than most of naija hiphop acts.

Flavor is the only igbo musician in this dispensation that i know and still not as popular as wizkid

Gbam..!!! You killed it..!! Tread closed..!!

Ohraybs: Seriously,nw I see ow ur tinking is,Bro,will b bad if I start callin you names,buh I am a matured guy,buh wah I will tell you is that Igbo Language aint recognised at all,unlike Yoruba and Hausa,Guy,go look at the slogan na(WAZOBIA),tell me,where una dey,no be last......Am not tryin to b a racist here,buh I hve given u d truth bout dis issue.......Yoruba Nollywood is far better dan Igbo,and Igbo films aint popular like Yoruba......Happy New Year Dude.....

Same to you my brother...God punish hatters Ibos are foreigners, dey don't really belong here they are originally from Equatorial guinea if not for the love nd the hopitality we have they are not suppose to be in that WAZOBIA, they have to settle for the 3rd place.

Judging from your responses and quotes so far, I tink u have to gv it up for Yoruba, at least 52% so far went for Yoruba 37% for hausa nd 11% for igbo..so no-gain-say...its Yoruba

[quote author=GH^KWAME]*[/quote]** fake cough**

[quote author=GH^KWAME]Choi! The illiterate does not know how to provide a source to the lies he is spewing with his horrible grammar. Meanwhile....

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An Aflao Circuit Court has ordered the
deportation of five visually impaired
Nigerian beggars intercepted by the
Ghana Immigration Service (GIS)
personnel at the Sogakope checkpoint
last Monday.

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If you want to gauge how badly
Nigerians have been animalized, then
pay attention to how, and where,
many of them defecate. Just recently,
the United Nations Children’s Fund
(UNICEF) reported that 33 million
Nigerians have no access to decent
toilets. As a consequence, said the
report, these citizens of Africa’s most
populous nation answer the call of
nature in the open.
Is it really only 33 million Nigerians?
One is afraid that here’s one occasion
when statisticians have pegged the
figure too low. Nigeria – as I wrote
three years ago – may be described
as one vast toilet. Anybody who has
traveled from Lagos to Onitsha by
road knows that there isn’t one single
rest area with toilet facilities along
the route. At stops in Ore or Benin
City, pressed passengers must hurry
off into the brushes, gingerly skating
around others’ feces, in order to
relieve themselves.
http://washafrica./2011/07/12/the-toilet-named-nigeria/[/quote]Guy shut ur trap...forget doz gibberish u copied from google...come to reality I am living fine nd all my family does...so f*ck wherever u get dat trashes from...it is ur gaynians and other countries like Benin nd Niger dat live such a horrible live here cux dey can't afford to live a normal life like we do....they are the one spoiling the good image of Nigeria..I have never seen any Nigerian hawk puffpuff it has to be gaynian I am a living example I am living large am ok. So f*uk. What ur see on net...u kn urself we are ok here..u see it on TV everyday u watch our films and see how our musician blows that's reality so..I dnt care whatever u say or get frm google...d*ckhead
And beside I didn't even read all these ur superstory cause dey are way too long..no time pile dem 2geda nd make a novel outta it..

[quote author=GH^KWAME]^o^Internet access powered by generators

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Ghana has been ranked first in Africa as
the country with the highest Internet
speed, according to the latest global
internet speed report released March 5,
2012.
Ghana was followed by Kenya, Angola
and Rwanda.
The report, Ookla Net Index, saw Ghana
placing 73rd globally with an average
broadband speed of 5.36 millions of bits
per second (Mbps). http://www.ghanabusinessnews.com/2012/03/15/ghana-has-fastest-internet-speed-in-africa-report/

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Benin, Togo ask for more power from Ghana.............. "Benin and Togo have made a joint request to the Ghana government to
supply them with more power, since their power situation is more desperate than Ghana’s.


“The situation in Benin and Togo is worse.” Ghana has reduced the contractual supply of power to Benin and Togo from 90 MW to 35 MW after the destruction of a pipeline belonging to the West Africa Gas Pipeline Project (WAGP) in August 2012.

The cut in power supply to the two countries has resulted in massive load shedding and power disruption in Togo
and Benin between eight and 12 hours or more daily.
Mr Kassa(Benin minister for energy) looked worried, apprehensive and expectant when he pleaded with the
minister to compromise and increase the power supply slightly upwards, but
Mr Buah(Ghana minister for Energy) was firm and said Ghana could only help when the situation in the
country normalised.
Mr Buah’s response created more distress for Mr Kassa and his team, who shoved diplomacy aside and displayed
open worry.

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Ghana Commissions New Dam

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The Electricity Company of Ghana(ECG) made history on Friday when it
became the first company in the West African sub-region to pioneer the supply of power to villages on the borders of neighbouring countries.

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Ghana solar energy plant set to be Africa's largest

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Nigeria, highest importer of generator sets[/quote]My friend go and look for sometin to eat..poor ghanians..did u kn that gaynians are rank among the 15 poorest country in the world, Nigeria dnt even make 1-50..so there's no way u'd try to blackmail Nigeria dat would move me an inch...na enviness nd dat ur hatred go kill u..castrated

So these are what's sup, I asked oracle

Number of universities: Nigeria 135, Ghana 2 or 3.

Number of airports: Nigeria 25, Ghana 1 or 2.

Middle class: Nigeria 60 million, Ghana 6 million

Annual GDP: Nigeria $370 billion, Ghana $35 billion.

Largest internet/telecoms market in Africa - South Africa, Nigeria, Egypt, Kenya:

Ghana position (unknown)

Nigeria: First African indigenous car manufacturer, INNOSON Motors. Ghana: No vehicle industry.

Space Program: Nigeria built first black-built satellite, Nigersat x currently in space. Ghana does not have a space program.

Nigeria: First black Nobel laureate in Literature: Wole Soyinka. Ghana... zero.

Nigeria: listed in Next 11 of global powers: Ghana... zero

Economy: Nigeria largest economy in Africa (overtaking South Africa after GDP rebasing): Ghana... ermm maybe 29th?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_Eleven

Nigeria: 2nd most highly developed financial services sector in Africa after South Africa, with a mix of local and international banks, asset management companies, brokerage houses, insurance companies and brokers, private equity funds and investment banks. Ghana?..erm


''According to Citigroup, Nigeria will get the highest average GDP growth in the world between 2010–2050. Nigeria is one of two countries from Africa among 11 Global Growth Generators countries.

Previously, economic development had been hindered by years of military rule, corruption, and mismanagement. The restoration of democracy and subsequent economic reforms have successfully put Nigeria back on track towards achieving its full economic potential. It is now the second largest economy in Africa (following South Africa), and the largest economy in the West Africa Region.''


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigeria

So dnt ever reason me again..how will u be in the news wen u are still lagging behind us in all ramifications...make God punish all gaynians..id|ots

[quote author=GH^KWAME]Choi! You mumu! Sha! Who dey envy
una? Your high rate crime, ombatse cults, kidnappers, scammers, corrupt mumu bleachers or what?... You ungrateful mumugerian, we feed you »»» Nigeria Government Sends Delegation To Ghana To Learn How To Cultivate Cassava






Of course you won't know the president of Ghana because he is not Jonathan, no Ghanaian leader has ever died in a hotel room whilst being serviced by an ashewo! I also aint surprised because I did not expect an illiterate like you to know any Ghanaian leader.... Of course, you hardly hear anything about Ghana because we are not famous for scamming old pensioned grannies off their pennies, no Boko Haram, no Religious violence etc! You are the black sheep of Africa, a failed state, deal with it![/quote]You want to know what's sup, wait let me ask oracle...ur craziness no get 3G ur madness no get wifi..u are Bleep!ng wit a n!gga who dnt give a 'fuuk abwt all dz gibberish u spiiting from ur dirty black stinky wide trap...ok u teach us how to cultivate cassava abi..? Ok we allow ur dirty stinking brothers to sell puff puff in nigeria nd still let lots of dem go abwt with sewing machine...mobile tailor =)) ...u are a nitwit

If I say this is end time tinz now someone would come nd ban me..well I will not say end time tins

[quote author=GH^KWAME]You made my day!!!!! Your grammatical errors as it is, un-edited and uncut is sublime poetry. Get a good sound engineer and it will be a hit.... choi! I no fit laugh! See this average illiterate mumugerian who is a Walking insult on the streets of Accra forming star! You are completely lacking in intellect, sophistication and articulation, hence your resort to pidgin english.[/quote]. I dnt know why its bn hard for u to get ur sef a life...deal with the topic at stake..at least u can read me quite alright nd u kn the content of my mssive the rest is ur own cup of tea...keep drinking. Ingrate bunch of fools...we made u who u are, u learn from us yet u still beef ad envy us..I hardly hear ntin abwt gaynian on net cux u are bearly known around d world..I dnt even know any of ur pass presidents even the one in power but I bet u must know a lot abwt nigeria ur case is like bolivia beefing brazil in terms of footy trying to mingle with dem, dey want to be like dem so they try to bring dem down to their level in d process..we are way farther than gaynians dey can't even withstand Lagos state...reason with ur head not dat tiny tin like straw btw ur 2legs... Nd mind u, doz are not errors 'cux u are so daff and r3tard to know the difference btw grammatical error nd mere typing mistake...I'm using a fone so go to hell...and I had to edit it, cux it was b1tch I didn't write slowpoke...

[quote author=GH^KWAME]^^^High testosterone levels and the impulse to prove that you are not an illiterate coupled with years of inhaling generator fumes leads to brain damage.[/quote]See diz ninny castrated son of a b1tch...I used hates cux its a pressent continous tense...I hate u now and hate u gaynians 2moro, next 2moro till thy kingdom come..so deal with that street punk. The only service u offering nigerian is polluting the whole of nigeria with dirty smelling stinking black ass idiots puff puff hawkers. go and die abeg

[quote author=GH^KWAME]Choi! You are now resorting to pidgin ni?(We all know that is your comfort zone). No more exaggerated, distorted, contorted, fabricated and manipulated grammatical genocide from an illiterate.[/quote]seriously u irritate me wit passion u gaynians are disgusting I hates u people with passion..too black, too short and ugly...stop polluting d streets of Lagos with glases of puff puff and abeg..!!

[quote author=GH^KWAME]You are engaging in intellectual dishonesty. You keep making grammatical errors in all your posts.... ermmm, please its not that ^^^, its [color=deeppink]typographical[/color]



Kwaaaakwaaakwaaakwa!!!!!!!!! Please,
Do NOT insult the global intellectual community by including yourself in it. Your blatant disregard for the english grammar is very insulting to some of us .... As i effused earlier, this must cause a very elephantinic obstreperous saga
which may be abstruse for you to understand, but i assure you, it will obliterate malicious contents from you.[/quote]. What's this one saying...? Shey dem don know for ur family say u don mayan..!!

Gen2jaynee: Am currently in church..... Happy new year. See yahhh letta

abeg paint am purple

[quote author=GH^KWAME]You sound so incoherent and confused. I must say, you have not done enough to prove that you are not an illiterate.[/quote]u are so stupid and daft...u probably don't know what being an illiterate means to making a typoographical error...nd mind u am not confused, I I kn what 've sad..so keep sucking broke niggar.

[quote author=Cyber_mugu]2014, my year of no mercy[/quote]no mercy..? Shey dem don know for ur family sha...??

rodeo0070: Up team SCOAN. Click "like" if u represent...

what is this one saying.

Go to church oooo...haba..!! Dem use nairaland swear for una, dz one una dey host cross over night online again so...end shall never wonder

[quote author=Jigga_man101]We don't speak pidgin in Ghana. Pidgin is for illiterates[/quote]God and die abeg pidgin is for the big rude niggars mehn u dnt speak it yet u all are willing to learn how to speak it. Are u telling me paitos d Jamaican speaks are for the illiterates retard.

igbo boy: bia charlie, which area for Naija you dey live? Your pidgin na confamed naija version...so na we (naija) raise you sef...smh #Ingrate

No be lie oo, at least na we polished their pidgin around 90s if ghanian speak pidgin he go be like make u sleep him 2front teeths commot

Wetin concern you, which one be ur own, why u wan know? Answer the 3 question in subsequennt paragraphs

Story..!! Abeg o If I ever offended you, am not begging you, just let us meet at the boxing ring 2day and settle it once and for all....Boxing Day la pe!

zicky: Mind u kumuyi was only speaking to members of his church, he was not speaking to Christians in Nigeria, so if you are not a member of his church I don't see the reason why dis should b your problem. Every church has der doctrine, so stick to what you believe.
The man stands for what he believe, what do you stand for?

quit being an ignorannt we are talking about Jesus Christ and Xmas here its not necesarry he refer to christian as a whole but the truth still remains Kumuyi sees all christian celebrating Jesus as idol worshippers read what he said again he didn't point to Deeper life he actually directed it to everyone celebrating Jesus on xmas day of which his own members celebrate him o..just imagine if his members can celebrate him why can't the whole world celebrate our lord Jesus Christ..abeg