₦airaland Forum

goldfish80:
I thought I've seen it all, then in bumped into this thread
Hilarious stuff all round.

doubleZ88:
but there r GFs worth marrying though.
but this is highly consdered

generalbush:
Are you okay?

If I don't Marry her, who will?

In fact, take this...

Phonefanatic:
Maybe you live in the ghetto. I live in area with stiff security men just sound alarm and they will be around in 3 mins.

Make money and live in a better place.

itsRhamzy:
Jesu!!! Seun. Lalasticlala. Your attention is needed here

ArchangeLucifer:
Bros forget that thing.

E never happen to you on the job na him make you dey yan like this so.

Split second decision-making is vital in robbery.

If the maga don pull out wetin be d point of chasing him at midnight through unfamiliar territory?

If you run enter yanga wey dey sleep nko, wetin you wan talk?

Some baba go jus calm for their window with gun & jazz wen pass your own.

Dem no go come out but if you mistakenly run enter, oboy you don go be dat.

ANTONINEUTRON:
Ehhh


Nairaland Constitute Of Everybody Even Arm Robbers!

erifeoluwasimi:
That one about the twins is terrible and pathetic

ANTONINEUTRON:
Ehhh


Nairaland Constitute Of Everybody Even Arm Robbers!

jericco1:
only 3

ednut1:
if u want ur blog to grow in these days na money for promotions dey involved o. Or build a brand like explorers. All this click no fit work. Ur site looks good

sKeetz:
Bros, we robbers no dey reason like that.

For the fact say you get mind to run when we come rob, we must know Wetin give you that kind liver. At that point no be even the money or valuables be our problem but to punish you severely.

And besides, an armed robbery operation is only complete when the armed robbers and the people being robbed are fully present.

If not, it turns to a burglary and we are not burglars. Thats a low for an armed robber cause we are above them in the food chain.

Happy Sunday!

ednut1:
if u want ur blog to grow in these days na money for promotions dey involved o. Or build a brand like explorers. All this click no fit work. Ur site looks good

KillJoy62:
The best way to escape robbery at home is to learn Krav maga. I assure you with Krav maga you can overcome any armed robber or armed person at a close range. op go and google about Krav maga. learn it or do a research about roy elghanayan better known as the bruce lee of Krav Maga.

Hhenryy:
That of Ferrari and Ozil is mind boggling.

sKeetz:
Bros you don forget say this Na real life no be Hollywood movie.

Police for naija go come later later after we don rob finish.

Where all of them wan jump go when dey no be Jackie chan?!? You dey make me laugh bros.

No worry, give me your address make me and my bois visit you. You go then show me how you wan take run.

tdayof:


Damn! See comments.

bartho77:
You guys have got to check out the blog, the coincidences are mind blowing.

sKeetz:
No matter you rob reach, you never rob pass me.

I started arm robbery when I was 14. So no go there, scratch that.

Before I climb up there I'll spray the whole ceiling with my Ak47. If you are not dead by the time I get up there, you'll be scared shitless to even consider trying any funny moves.

sKeetz:
Stories that touch.

If Na me be the thief, if I no follow you enter that ceiling make I no Wetin cause am.

For having the guts to put me through that stress, the beating wey I go give you go be times 2.

realmanarken:

realmanarken:
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