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CrimeRe: Stepmother Kills Co-wife's Twins With Rat Posion In Kontagora, Niger State(Pics by timsarb: 6:23pm On Jul 15, 2016
obiremy:
A stepmother Hussani Hussain allegedly killed her twin step children in Rafin Gora Village of Kontagora Local Government Area of Niger State with rat poison. Pictured above is the innocent twins before their death. I am not very good in Hausa.Our Hausa readers should please explain more.Below is the Hausa narration of the story....

Ta Kashe 'Yan Biyun Kishiyarta

Jarirai, Hussani da Hussaina da ake zargin kishiyar mahaifiyarsu ta kashe a Rafingora kusa da Kontagora da ke Jihar Naija Ta hanyar dura masu maganin bera jin kadan bayan haihuwarsu.

Masu karatu me za ku ce kan wannan aika-aika da wasu mata suke yi a halin yanzun?

Husani hasana are the names of the twins that is boy and girl. it's a wicked world indeed.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/stepmom-kills-co-wives-twins-with-rat.html
CelebritiesRe: Fans Tell Wizkid: "The Cannabis You Are Smoking Is Drying You Up" by timsarb: 8:17pm On Jul 14, 2016
Afrok:
I hope he quits or reduce the smoking just for the sake of his health, coz later now they'll ask US to start praying for them...
Nah me need prayer pass, so I may not remember them that time oo undecided]
grin
Afrok:
I hope he quits or reduce the smoking just for the sake of his health, coz later now they'll ask US to start praying for them...
Nah me need prayer pass, so I may not remember them that time oo undecided][/quote on point grin[quote author=Afrok post=47533580]I hope he quits or reduce the smoking just for the sake of his health, coz later now they'll ask US to start praying for them...
Nah me need prayer pass, so I may not remember them that time oo undecided]
grin[quote author=Afrok post=47533580]I hope he quits or reduce the smoking just for the sake of his health, coz later now they'll ask US to start praying for them...
Nah me need prayer pass, so I may not remember them that time oo undecided][/quote on point
FashionRe: Man Wearing Pampers And Still Sagging (Photo) by timsarb: 7:44pm On Jul 11, 2016
Wizzykinging:
all of you will wear pampers.




How many gay you don see wear pampars
PoliticsRe: Habu Sabo: I Am Proud To Be A Nigerian Soldier- Army Officer by timsarb: 2:21pm On Jul 10, 2016
Shaev7:
As Gallant as you are, May God bless the work of your hands as you lay down you live for the peace of the Nation!
amen.
PoliticsRe: Habu Sabo: I Am Proud To Be A Nigerian Soldier- Army Officer by timsarb: 2:19pm On Jul 10, 2016
cryhow touching. God bless and protect u patriot .
Flexygist:
Habu Sabo, one of the troops fighting Boko Haram in the North East, took to his Facebook page to say how proud he is to be a Nigerian soldier.


Read what he wrote:

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/07/09/photos-i-am-proud-to-be-a-nigerian-soldier-army-officer-habu-sabo-says/
Forum GamesRe: Tell Me What You See In This Picture by timsarb: 8:55pm On Jul 09, 2016
donefesco the lady stretched her lg with her one hand over her head. at first I thought it was a parrot.post=36702751:
Comment if u see the lady
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu & Wife's Sunday Outfit by timsarb: 4:58pm On Jul 03, 2016
chimah3:
This guy doesn’t look okay... angry
true
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Spotted Eating “Small Chops” By The Road Side (photo) by timsarb: 9:30pm On Jun 28, 2016

grin lol, dairis god.
LouisBERG:
But she is human.....

I eat once in a while at mama fumilayor canteen but i have never for once grace the front page...but why??

Make una Kwontinue.


#caLLmeBERG


#caLLmeBERG
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Spotted Eating “Small Chops” By The Road Side (photo) by timsarb: 9:29pm On Jun 28, 2016

grin lol, god.
LouisBERG:
But she is human.....

I eat once in a while at mama fumilayor canteen but i have never for once grace the front page...but why??

Make una Kwontinue.


#caLLmeBERG


#caLLmeBERG
EducationRe: University Professor Backs The Baby Of A Nursing Mother Writing Exam by timsarb: 8:51pm On Jun 27, 2016
kisshumanitarian Gid bless this proof. No wonder he looks nor
jonhemma11:
A Professor in a University is pictured backing a crying baby belonging to a mother, who is writing his examination. The Professor helped pacify the baby, while supervising at the exam hall in Bouake, Cote D’Ivorie. See more photos...

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/06/photos-university-prof-helps-mom.html
HealthRe: Resident Doctors To Begin Nationwide Strike On June 9 by timsarb: 6:28pm On Jun 07, 2016
[they cannot even mentioned their demand for all to reason with them undecided
uote author=comos post=46361697]

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/resident-doctors-begin-nationwide-strike-june-9/[/quote]
HealthRe: Resident Doctors To Begin Nationwide Strike On June 9 by timsarb: 6:24pm On Jun 07, 2016
[url][/url] patients will soon embark on strike too.
jangmod:
Naija which way
TV/MoviesRe: 20 Nollywood Movies We Will Never Forget by timsarb: 10:16am On Jan 22, 2016
when the sun set. starring kate Henshaw, Onome, a cry for help
ijebabe:
I said Nollywood oo! grin

Just remembering these top movies as we 'celebrate' (abeg let's just give honour when due grin ) 20 years anniversary of Nollywood.

These films are in no particular order and some are missing details like the year and some cast members. So please help me fill that in smiley


1. Domitila (1996) produced by Zeb Ejiro, starring Anne Njemanze.

2. Glamour Girls (1994) produced by Kenneth Nnebue featuring Liz Benson, Eucharia Anunobi and Dolly Unachukwu.

3. Living In Bondage (1992) produced by Ken nnebue and directed by Chris Obi Rapu. Starring Kenneth okonkwo, Rita Nzelu, Kanayo Kanayo and Francis Agu.

4. Score to Settle (1998) Produced by Sunny Collins and directed by Chico Ejiro. Along with other stars, Rich Azu, Liz Benson, Teco Benson, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde and Patrick Doyle featured in this film.

5. Hostages (1996) by Tade Ogidan. Actors included Tope Idowu, Ofuafo Otomewo, Richard Mofe Damijo, Bimbo Manuel, Lanre Balogun, Tunji Sotimirin and Zainab Buky Ajayi.

6. Nneka The Pretty Serpent Directed by Zeb Ejiro and produced by Okechukwu Ogunjiofor. Ngozi Ezeonu, Rita Nzelu and others.

7. Most Wanted (1996) Produced by Dozie Eriobu and directed by Tunji Bamishigbin. Featuring Regina Askia, Ibinabo Fiberisima and Ayo Adesanya along with Liz Benson, Antar Laniyan and Genevieve Nnaji.

8. Diamond Ring (1998) by Tade Ogidan, featuring Shola Shobowale, Richard Mofe Damijo, Zainab Buki Ajayi and Teju Babyface.

9. Owo Blow (1995) directed by Tade Ogidan featuring Adewale Elesho, Femi Adebayo, Racheal Oniga, Bimbo Akintola, Taiwo Hassan

10. Sakobi produced by Zeb Ejiro starring Saint Obi, Susan Patrick, Tony Umez.

11. Oleku The movie is an adaptation of Akinwunmi Ishola’s book, Oleku. Staring Yemi Sodimu

12. Issakaba featuring Sam Dede

13. Violated directed by Amaka Igwe and stars acts like Richard Mofe Damijo.

14. Sharon Stone in Abuja (2003) Genevieve Nnaji with late Enebeli Elebuwa under directives from Adim Williams.

15. Osuofia in London (2003) written and directed by Kingsley Ogoro and stars other acts including Nkem Owoh, Francis Odega and Cynthia Okereke.

16. Evil Men staring Pete Edochie

17. Aki na Ukwa (2003) directed by Amayo Uzo Phillips starring Osita Iheme, Chinedu Ikedieze, Amaechi Muonagor and Oby Kechere.

18. After School Hours (1999)

19. Blood Money (1997) Chico Ejiro movie that starred the likes of Zack Orji, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Francis Agu and Sam Dede.

20. Igodo was directed by Andy Amenechi, starring Pete Edochie among others.

I know other good movies are not on this list but I had to choose. What do you think should be on the list?

**Due to popular demand, and I agree, Rattlesnake should be on this list. I just don't know which film to replace it with!
PoliticsRe: Halima Dangote Visits Governor Ganduje (Photos) by timsarb: 2:56pm On Dec 01, 2015
she always look simple and humble
auntysimbiat:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-RG3BeTkkBpU/Vlylg67LpHI/AAAAAAAHf_A/RYkdK3KEHRU/s1600/3.jpg[/img]

The daughter of Alhaji Aliko Dangote and Executive Director of Dangote Foundation, Hajiya Halima Aliko Dangote, led executive directors and management staff of the Foundation on a courtesy call on the Kano State Governor, Dr. Abdullahi Umar Ganduje, on Friday, November 27.

She briefed the governor on the diagnostic and laboratory complex which the Dangote Foundation is going to built free of charge at Murtala Mohammed Specialists Hospital at the cost of N7billion. The Governor received a model of the diagnostic and laboratory complex.


[img]http://3.bp..com/-_9Kwb96IH54/VlylhlweGJI/AAAAAAAHf_I/yQn9BfpgVn4/s400/5.jpg[/img]


[img]http://1.bp..com/-brwj4GCN1nc/VlyliUWUJ7I/AAAAAAAHf_Q/M8MY4eU_njE/s400/6.jpg[/img]

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[img]http://1.bp..com/-7W3TB6pW924/Vlyljt5t7xI/AAAAAAAHf_c/1B12gjaeC7U/s400/8.jpg[/img]

[img]http://1.bp..com/-tJWmOXZkQgY/Vlylkj50e3I/AAAAAAAHf_k/iTRrLmlS9Rg/s400/a.jpg[/img]

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cc lalasticlala

source: http://www.nairanaijanews.com/2015/11/see-photos-dangotes-daughter-pays.html
CelebritiesRe: Fans Call Out Genevieve Nnaji Over Heavily Photoshopped Picture by timsarb: 1:59pm On Dec 01, 2015
ghost seving wine
JAYTUNEZ:
See anything weird in the photo below..no? … Take a look at the wrist of the man…seen it, there are two champagne glasses there hovering over each other, like the one with the red wine in it is getting turned into the one with the champagne.

Fans of popular nollywood actress, Genevieve Nnaji have called her out for the heavy Photoshop that was used on this photo that she shared on her Instagram hours ago.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-tJRfRuOoB/?taken-by=genevievennaji
PoliticsRe: For Those Wey Dey Shout Sai Buhari...read This by timsarb: 1:48pm On Dec 01, 2015
same to u for supporting GEJ. nonesence
TVTKOKO:
If Buhari no change anytin eh,then make God punish all of una wey vote for am.

If Buhari worsen 9ja situation eh, then make God worsen the situation of anybody wey vote for am.

If Buhari no fulfil all hin promises eh, na thunderstrike go visit una wey vote for am.

Infact eh, una go meet for hell fire!





#This is my verdict#
NYSCRe: 7 Types Of Corper Teachers You'll Meet In A School by timsarb: 10:53am On Nov 25, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Few months i've spent teaching as a corps member in a school somewhere in osun state, I was able to make out this list and i'm sure you'd agree with some of my points!

Let's begin! cool

The one who skips assignment.
This person is unaware about it, but she's making her students life miserable by dumping countless assignments that are impossible to finish before the deadline.

The Noob.
This corper has no experience at all in teaching. He is usually focused and is never late. The students will either forget about him or remember him because he's HANDSOME grin

The ace corper teacher.
Love him or hate him, he's so good at doing his job. He usually coaches student contestants during inter-school quiz. He's also known as the "over sabi corper" grin

The absentee corper.
Who remembers his name? He might come to school like once in a month and the next time you'll see him is when it's time for principal to sign and give us our clearance for that month! grin

The comedian.
One of the best corpers in school. They're the most memorable ones, fun to be with, turning the class into a comedy show. The students will immediately forget about the lessons. cheesy cheesy cheesy

The one who fails at explaining.
She's incompetent. She'd just read whatever in her textbook and probably has no idea what she's teaching. undecided

The counsellor.
Every class of hers is like a counselling session. She never fails to make an enlightening advice to her students. She might teach for 5mins and the remaining period is for counselling.

You can add yours!
Written by muah! cool
the ones who uses a particular kind of phrase in every sentence "copper you Know"
EducationRe: PICS Look At What We Killed In Our Hostel by timsarb: 10:36am On Nov 25, 2015
dat na y oyimimbo pass us, they will ve kept it alive for further research, the did has been done but seriously it look weird.
Psalmpy:
I was with friends in my room and a call came in due to the noise and disturbance i decided to move out in order to receive my call.As soon as i stepped out i saw this crawling creature on top of a sand this afternoon
PoliticsRe: Lesson Learnt From The Death Of Kogi State Gubernatorial Candidate Audu Abubakar by timsarb: 12:34pm On Nov 24, 2015
i ve seen slim peaple with the diseases u ve mention, just advice people to leave a healthy life style and that is all. i ve lazy slim people who cannot trek talk more to hit the gym
.
Retributionn:
Since the death of this old man, everyone has turned into an overnight philosopher

Telling us about how short life is etc etc

The major lesson from this guys case is to take care of your health

When you are Obese like Audu was, you are a walking corpse. Has anyone watched his interviews, he couldn't even breath properly, always gasping for air.

That man must have had hypertension, diabetes and heart problems. Obvious lack of Exercise and bad lifestyle

As much as we love our Suya and Beer, we should hit the gym and shed some fat. Also cut down on your alcohol intake, salt intake and less fats and oil

To be FAT is a sign of illiteracy in the 21st century.

To the women, stop shouting BBW, you are fat and unhealthy. Stop eating as if you want to die. Hit the gym
RomanceRe: w by timsarb: 11:25am On Jan 21, 2015
MrsChima:
Cheating can be fun though. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
when u r d one doing it ba? wot if u r d victim?
CelebritiesRe: World's Hairiest Car! Woman Covers Her Entire Car In Human Hair (photos) by timsarb: 1:27pm On Nov 24, 2014
pijango:
A female hair stylist has set a new Guinness World Record by covering her car entirely in human hair.
44 year old Maria Lucia Mugno, spent over 150 hours sewing the hair to both the interior and exterior of her vehicle to take the title for the world's hairiest car.She used indian hair because of the durability and the hair alone used on the car is worth a staggering £60,000.
this is nonsense lipsrsealed.
See more photos here>>>http://www.pijango..com/2014/10/photos-worlds-hairiest-car.html#more
RomanceRe: How To Confront A Cheating Spouse - Tips And Advice by timsarb: 2:53pm On Jul 21, 2014
maxism2: u r right its always a SHE
the HE, cheats more jare!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Girl Born Without A Face by timsarb: 3:37pm On Jul 11, 2014
2sa2: She looks as scary as Bleep, in a country like Nigeria, the parents will just silently eliminate the child, but oyinbo people will not.
dat is a big fat lie, ur child is ur child no matter wot, probably u are not a parent.
FamilyRe: Who Impregnated This Lady? How Did It Happen? by timsarb: 3:32pm On Jul 11, 2014
TalkNews: [img]http://2.bp..com/-mBbJl8HW2eg/UiQ_ce6g01I/AAAAAAAAtLM/XJ1nkKvL3Xo/s400/1+baby+and+mama.png[/img]

This is awesome but the moment I saw this photo it made got me thinking wild. Who is the guy who did it? As a matter of fact, I know there are many guys who may not be comfortable to sleep with this lady, not to talk of doing it several times with her and eventually getting her pregnant.

Also, I really admire the woman's never-say-die spirit. She is very happy with herself, despite everything.
#LifeIsBeautiful
she is human mind you, and probably sweeter in character than a "complete" GOD is great.



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Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Best Hymns by timsarb: 11:12am On Jun 30, 2014
standing on the promises of GOD
Hoii: Hymns are very inspirational. Its a part of Sunday service i don't miss. May God continue to bless the composers alive, and may the dead ones continue to rest in perfect peace.
Lets share our best hymns. Just the 1st stanza & the chorus. Mine is
.
1. I am so glad that our Father in heaven
Tells of His love in the Book He has given
Wonderful things in the Bible i see
This is the dearest, that Jesus loves me.
.
Chorus:
I am so glad that Jesus loves me,
Jesus loves me, Jesus loves me
I am so glad that Jesus loves me
Jesus loves even me
RomanceRe: Some Stupid Things Ladies Do, In The Name Of LOVE by timsarb: 10:29am On Jun 30, 2014
abi?
DesChyko: Lol.. If she doesn't do many of what you posted, I would never take her seriously.. Hehehe
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Much Do Immigration And Civil Defence Pay Graduates by timsarb: 3:45pm On Dec 05, 2013
mko abiola: Ds pay is contradictory,he comr civil defence earn mor dan immigration.lai lai
Ppu ar nt telling d truth,it is jus speculation.
civil defense pays higher cos they include house rent in their monthly salary while immigration receives theirs in bulk yearly. dis I knw 4 sure.
CelebritiesRe: Gentle Jack With His Wife And Son. (photos) by timsarb: 2:27pm On Oct 22, 2013
D damsel: Wowwwww. His wife is round.
and so what? she is his queen and so be it. she beautiful. fool....
Forum GamesRe: Funny Names Abbreviation. by timsarb: 1:27pm On Oct 11, 2013
ueskman: Usman Balogun Adekunle -UBA
THAT'S my name .. hehehe
Ada Timothy Micheal (ATM) wink
TV/MoviesRe: Seasonal Movies You Wished Were Not Cancelled? by timsarb: 2:01pm On Oct 07, 2013
Caracta: Legend of the Seeker.
na lie jooh, that series cool abeg. cool
PoliticsRe: Black Boxes Recovered From Plane Crash - AIB by timsarb: 2:45pm On Oct 03, 2013
dahdah: 1.Adefarati buried Ajasin,2. Agagu buried Adefarati 3. Mimiko will now bury Agagu. Ain't that a mystery?
IS THAT SO?
CrimeRe: Father Accused Me Of Witchcraft, Bathed Me With Acid (WARNING:disturbing Pics) by timsarb: 10:13am On Sep 25, 2013
stranger: Since she is Ibo
She is definitely a witch

I think the father did the right thoingy!
u must be witch to say what u r saying, idiot.

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