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TravelRe: Nigerian Woman Confronts A White Man On Train In London (Pics, Video) by timwudz(m): 12:11pm On Jan 22, 2018
[quote author=SirLakes post=64411919]Thank your star you did that in a sane environment.

Come your country come follow one sad and frustrated person yarn like that.......hehe na hospital you go land



She better come back to her shiit hole country n stop disgracing herself.


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I don pee for my tiraosa ooo. your father, guy!! chain

PoliticsRe: Fayose Flies Economy Class To Lagos, Spotted In General Airport Bus. Photos by timwudz(m): 10:09am On Jan 22, 2018
ettybaba:
Stop talking about animal when the topic is about human.
O deep.. what a cold world! at least animals deserve some respect too.. AnimalBuhari
CelebritiesRe: Meraiah Ekeinde Beautiful In New Photos by timwudz(m): 9:23pm On Jan 20, 2018
Faithway10:
If any of Omotola Jalade's child will take after her in the entertainment industry, it's obviously going to be her second daughter, Meraiah Ekeinde.

The 17-year-old who is a fashion student in Los Angeles is already a brand ambassador, and her social media page screams entertainment!

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/01/omotola-jalades-2nd-daughter-is-hot.html
I see myself in a romanic relationship with her in a few time...
RomanceRe: Meet Harmony, The Sex Robot Doll That Moans, Talks (Photos, Video) by timwudz(m): 8:30am On Jan 20, 2018
grossintel:
So the vibe for sexdolls is currently trending, so I did a little digging and discovered why. Sexdolls have been around for over 20 years, but like every technology we ever know, they advance with time and that's when we get to know about them. So here is Hermione and what she can do

1.She runs on batteries that are rechargeable just like your smartphones and laptops.

2. She's designed to meet your sexual fantasy just like a real human does but in a way only a machine can do.

3. She can self lubricant during intercourse, moan, talk dirty, remember your name, call your name during sex, maintain any position you like, highly flexible so you can divide her legs like the red sea anytime, she can even climax during sex.

4. She is a good partner and can engage you on discussions just like a human does.

5. She can self warm her body.

6. Her mouth is also human like and moist, so you can trust down her throat if that's your fantasy.

7. Skin like textures made of silicone and very soft, it feels just like a real human skin and ROBOTIX plans to up their game by making them moist just like a real human during sex.

8. You can install new language accents on her and get her to speak in any accent you like, so if you love Spanish women accent you can get Hermonie to speak to you in such accent.


Sex bots are still in an infant stage the company promises that subsequent versions will have human like locomotions and move their bodies during sex, so if reverse cowgirl is your favorite, your in for hours of riding nonstop. The doll costs around $2500 on average and can be customized to any shape, size and skin color you prefer. The company sells about 600 of them every year in the US alone and demands are skyrocketing. Watch the video of the bot interacting with a man here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKczGG19uo
she fine pass nairaland girls/oloshos
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Kill Policeman In Katsina An Hour After Resuming Duty. Graphic Pic by timwudz(m): 10:25am On Jan 18, 2018
fSociety:
Good riddance
You say??
RomanceRe: Man Caught Romancing A Female Statue (Photos, Video) by timwudz(m): 10:10pm On Jan 17, 2018
stephanie11:
@POLITICSNGR

An Unidentified man was recently spotted caressing and attempting to sleep with a Female Statue recently. The shocking incident is believed to have occurred in Cameroon.

PoliticsNGR gathered that the man who is suspected to be mentally challenged climbed up to the female statue pulled off his clothes and started romancing the figure. Watch the video below;

https://politicsngr.com/man-caught-romancing-sleeping-female-statue-video/

Watch the Video HERE
make dem put hole for the statue na make baba dey jolly dey go
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Ranks The Second Worst Country In Electricity Supply In 2017 by timwudz(m): 10:08pm On Jan 17, 2018
Entvibez:
The country’s energy situation is so bad that it was only better than Yemen, a war-torn country, in 2017.

Fashola during visitation to the Mainland Independent Power Project, Lagos (Techpoint)

Nigeria has been ranked the second worst country in power/electricity supply in 2017. This is as the country was only able to supply a daily average of 3,851 megawatts (MW) to its 180 million population.

According to a report by the Spectator Index, the electricity supply in 137 countries were examined and Yemen ranked the worst nation. Nigeria, Haiti, Lebanon and Malawi followed the war-torn middle east country to make a list of top 5 countries with worst electricity supply in the year under review.

Other African economies that ranked high on the list are Ethiopia 37 position, South Africa 41st and Algeria 45th.
Other report validating the ranking

Advisory Power Team (APT) also reported that the total electricity distributed by Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN) as at January 14, 2018, stood at 3, 851.06mw. A report which confirms the assessment of the rating company.

“On January 14, 2018, average power sent out was 3,851MWh/hour (down by 169MWh/h from the previous day). 1437.9MW was not generated due to unavailability of gas," said the APT report.

“0MW was not generated due to unavailability of line infrastructure, while 680.5MW was not generated due to high frequency resulting from the unavailability of distribution infrastructure. 290MW was not generated due to unavailability of water.”

Meanwhile, the Advisory Power Team report showed that the current capacity of Nigeria’s national grid is 4, 000 MW.

Source=>>> http://www.lekkigists.com.ng/2018/01/nigeria-ranks-second-worst-country-in.html?m=1
Naija na number 1.. Yemen, number 2. Buhari coman see corruption
RomanceRe: Nigerian men Reacts and exited about This #800,000 Realistic Sex Dull by timwudz(m): 11:39am On Jan 16, 2018
philchudi:
pics
see boobies�����
RomanceRe: Broke Get Stage O!! If Ur Broke Boyfriend Cant Do The Following!! Ur Single! by timwudz(m): 11:37am On Jan 16, 2018
Shugavee:
Now this is an issue that i think i really need to share!! 4 u all information, yeah puci is not 4 sale!! But puci has value!!!! Unlike u guys cassava thats 4 the public ,,,, since u all hv claimed cheating as ur a way of life

So there was this guy asking my friend out, very ugly looking, broke guy, very broke, uneducated n so on!! She said No!! She no gree!!
So uncle went to ghana n came back with money, "Good 4 him" so me n my friends were gisting abt the issue n someone said maybe she would hv accepted the guy!!! N am like 4 what naw!! Guy wey never chop belle full nai my friend go open leg give all in the name of puci is not 4 sale n suffer with boy!!! One ode came up saying she wasnt there wen he was broke blah blah blah!!! Weyti concern her!! Broke get stage o abeg!!!
Ur boyfriend should be able to do the following, thats if he is a managing guy o(broke)!!:
1, a lady makes her hair twice a month, atleast he should give u 3 to 5k every two weeks 4 ur hajr

2, everymonth ur Boy friend should atleast take u to a beauty store to get ur soap, cream n toiletries!

3, every festive season ur boyfriend should atleast buy u one top n trouser or gown.

4, wen ever u are with him u are not obligated to spend ur money except by freewill, meaning u should be comfortable when with him, well feed

5, lastly he should hv a place, big or small!!!

If ur Boy friend doesnt do all these 4 you my dear ur are very much single!!!! Over single dey worry u self!!!! N if ur doing this will the allusion "things go better" then my sister i pity u!!! All the average n poor couple u see around, thats the same way they told the woman "i go blow i go blow make u manage", anuty is still managing till today!!! How are u sure he wont dump u after e blow?? Funny part is they will be cheating on top n looking 4 loyality!! U try!!
Guys get a source of income b4 u start looking 4 girl friend!!! Dont come out with ur empty pocket n be looking 4 girl that will "suffer with you" who like sufferhuh? Puci is not 4 sale neither is it 4 free!! Love, sex n money goes together!!!
I'm buying a sex doll soon
RomanceRe: Sex Doll For Rent 10k Per Night by timwudz(m): 11:35am On Jan 16, 2018
illitrate:
I have a female sex doll for rent, she is a virgin, has big nyash and big boobs.
NO i am tired
No std
No give me recharge card

I bought for 800k

willing to rent to 80 people and recover my money before i start using it.

As a sharp warri guy profit first.

pm me.
can she moan? give me different styles? suck my d*ck?
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Big Whale Killed In Ese-Odo, Ondo State (Photos) by timwudz(m): 10:57am On Jan 16, 2018
OboOlora:
See that one sitting to take a pic


ike, chilling with Bae cheesy
u funny die�����
CrimeRe: Man Snatches N1m From GTBank Customer In Lagos by timwudz(m): 10:54am On Jan 16, 2018
[quote author=loadingshit733 post=64243806][/quote]this guy na scam. I almost fell victim. I called empty hen (MTN) they said they know nothing about it
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim: "How Iceberg Slim & I Met And Fell In Love" by timwudz(m): 10:51am On Jan 16, 2018
carlosman:
ur own life don spoil already... Nothin fit make ur life beta again
werey ni eleyi shaa
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim: "How Iceberg Slim & I Met And Fell In Love" by timwudz(m): 4:24pm On Jan 13, 2018
The way he grabbed that ass tho... make me want to cum ����
CrimeRe: Pregnant Woman Brutalized By Delta Police Loses The Pregnancy by timwudz(m): 10:33am On Jan 10, 2018
[quote author=xxx70100 post=64059854][/quote]No mind them ooo.. Na scam. I called MTN and they said they know nothing about this...
Go use your mama do rituals if u wan make money in a dubious way na... moffo!!
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson And Her Hubby Bouncing On Each Other by timwudz(m): 7:08am On Jan 10, 2018
[quote author=Webvibez post=64052626][/quote]I see broken screen tecno ������
RomanceRe: Guys Which Type Of Shape Do You Prefer? (pix) by timwudz(m): 11:58am On Jan 01, 2018
lofty900:
grin
C that banging body����
FamilyRe: Mother Tattooed Her Son's Face On Her Back (Photo) by timwudz(m): 3:33pm On Dec 31, 2017
Enemyofpeace:
The baby no even fine sef Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
You need to be killed.. olohun
RomanceRe: Natural Premature Ejaculation Cure And Obtaining A Bigger Joystick by timwudz(m): 3:30pm On Dec 31, 2017
ejikscenty@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: He Is Too Shy by timwudz(m): 2:20pm On Jan 05, 2016
joliyp:
I met this guy not quite long on a social media, we are friends and I think he wants me but too shy to express his desire. He barely looks into my eyes and whenever am close to him, he tends to develop cold feet: I think I like him but how long do I wait for him ...maybe because we are not on the same level ? am a working class Lady and he is still in school





Should I ask him out or wait for another guy? I like him alot.
give me hi number to ask out for you
RomanceRe: It Sounds Crazy D'oh,when You Get The ????"did You Enjoy It. by timwudz(m): 12:32pm On Jan 03, 2016
akachidi:
I don't know who is more frequent in asking this question,Imagine after you guys just finished the marathon race you both started in the ocean of iranu. Just in the process of using his/her hand to get sweat off your face,you get the question"did you enjoy it"what would come to your mind and what would your response be? It sounds crazy to me,in my head I would be like...after you got me to do press up all through the night...
yeah... I want more
RomanceRe: This Is The True African Queen! See BLACK Beauty Jisos!!!!!! (photos) by timwudz(m): 12:31pm On Jan 03, 2016
Andyblaze:
embarassed
where is Ludacris?? Come and get ur sister!! shocked
RomanceRe: Long Distance Relationships? by timwudz(m): 12:27pm On Jan 03, 2016
Asable:
I tried that shit didn't end well. D most important thing is communication and it has to be from both sides when left to one party it's frustrating, girls love words and when we don't hear it........
asable try it with me. I assure you, it will end in marriage cheesy
RomanceRe: Long Distance Relationships? by timwudz(m): 12:26pm On Jan 03, 2016
MissGdope:
I personally feel like its good as long as you can trust the person and you know that they are who they claim to be. There also has to be assurance that you'll meet that person one day.
What do you guys think? Could you ever get in a long distance relationship? And if you have, share your experiences smiley
that shit nearly ruined me.. never will I try it again
RomanceRe: Post Your 1st 2016 Selfie (as E Dey Hot) by timwudz(m): 12:16pm On Jan 03, 2016
WizPrince1:
I'm coming... after church!
u Don fine for ya face..#good looks tho smiley
CelebritiesRe: Davido Joined On Stage By His Dad In Gambia - PICS & VIDEO by timwudz(m): 10:54am On Jan 03, 2016
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] hmmm sad

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