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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 7:13pm On Aug 13, 2016
There is still accommodation for one female and one guy between now and Tuesday. 50k each. A close location to the TS, Ikeja to be precise..50naira transportation fare. Constant water supply. Stable electricity. Beds. One kitchen. 2 bedrooms. 1 sitting room. REMEMBER ITS ABOUT TO GET REALLY BUSY AT THE TS. Message me on watsapp 07032941051..no calls please.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 7:21pm On Aug 09, 2016
Seyex2:



08104474058

Just got this now. Sorry fr d delay.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 11:36am On Aug 04, 2016
Toksoyee:
07084778117

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 7:34am On Aug 03, 2016
For August TS, there is an accommodation in Ikeja and there are few slots. The accomodation is just for 6months, its a 2 bedrooms flat, 50 naira from the TS, there is water, Electricity, two standing fans, mattresses, a kitchen, two toilets, tiled floor, and a secure compound and it is not costly, infact very very cheap. The place used to be an accommodation for corpers. Drop your number for the AUGUST TS whatsapp group(created for a while now) for more information and to see the pictures of the place. And you can also call Nonso on 08067100962... Ben on 08179295663

This accommodation cant wait for long. Few girls needed. We need to move in ASAP. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 10:46am On Jul 24, 2016
THOSE THAT JUST CONCLUDED THEIR TS...PLEASE I NEED AN ACCOMODATION AROUND THE TRAINING SCHOOL AT IKEJA. MAIL ME. OR CALL 08179295663

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 6:43pm On Jul 20, 2016
felix39:
yes dear.. I did not get a regret mail after the final interview. Infact they did not get back to me until this evening when i got thesame mail. But mine was scheduled for a branch at surulere. I wonder what this is all about. I dont even know what its gonna look like... Abi na for contract staff position? By the way, do you stay in ibadan @mrtobbiemillz. I stay in aba. Dont know why i was scheduled for lagos!!

Was gona mention you. Thank God you'r on time. Its Ben smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 7:03pm On Jul 17, 2016
After the medicals, please how soon can one make a withdrawal on the money deposited?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 1:39pm On Jul 09, 2016
calebegwim:
I was so shock to realise that Access Bank stipend promise was a scam. Tbh, I was so disapointed wen I got to know. Studying about the bank, u'd see that they pride in INTERGRITY and PROFESSIONALISM. Not paying candidates transport stipends especially when u promised to pay it in their invitation letter is nothing close to either of Intergrity or professionalism. THE should redeem their image.


You will be paid after the whole target things...both the ones that passed the finals and the ones that did not. Through pay with capture. Few might not get the stipend mail even if you passed while the ones that failed will get it..na Naija!
Food / Re: I Found This When I Opened Blue Band by tinch(m): 5:11pm On Jul 07, 2016
Trust me its normal...those are the bread crumbles. It happens always if you allow crumbles to drop into it. Chai butter children everywhere
Romance / Re: When A Girl Says She Does Not Like Sex by tinch(m): 8:15pm On Jun 21, 2016
Hmmm na now them go serious..useless Nigerian people. cry cry cry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 1:09am On Jun 16, 2016
AlexisM16:


What if the accounts I get are less than 10 but over or exactly 2million? I thought someone said I could just get a single account of 5million instead?

Must it be up to 10 accounts? What if 7 or 2 accounts pay in 4 million each?

Please respond.

It must be the minimum of 10 accounts with at least 200k in each however, you can get more than that. Yes you can equally get just one account of 5M but it will be a fixed deposit. I will advise you to spread that 4m into accounts...just An opinion

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Almost Got Scammed Today By A So Called Ex Corper Colleague (screenshot) by tinch(m): 2:15pm On Jun 15, 2016
ayusco85:
Am not much of a writer, so pls pardon my grammar and punctuation.


It happened today, this morning at about 9:30am, I was on my way to where I hustle, I got an sis which said thus:

" ayuba.How are u i hope fine, am johnson franklin u x copa mate at Abia st cod 3048 can u work with shell OIL COMPAN if yes call me 4 information god bles u". (below is d screen shot of d sms).


After reading it, I was wondering if this was true of fake. I asked myself why will an ex Corper whose name doesn't ring a bell want to help me with a job in shell? I actually studied geology, so I was like perhaps he was touched by God to help me.

I was wondering my nxt step, Den an idea came to me. Instead of calling him instantly, why not let me check my nysc photo album for the owner of that state code number 3048 he quoted.

So I waited until I got home in d evening, I went Tru 5000 photos of the corpers on my nysc magazine looking for d bearer of that state code 3048. Lo and behold the guy with same name as stated in the sms and d same name bearing that state code on the nysc magazine.


Do I decided to call d number. The following conversation ensued...............

Me: hello, pls who is this....

Scammer: who are u? U called me and u are asking who is this.

Me: this number texted me abt one job, I actually checked u out on the nysc magazine and sorry your face doesn't ring a bell, pls whr do u knw me in Abia state whr I served, because I don't know u....... Before I finished he cut in

Scammer: "if you are not interested just forget it" ...

He sounded so rude, as if he was angry I busted him. He hurriedly ended the call.



I felt good with myself because I acted smartly ...


I decided to share this experience so others won't fall victim. I knw this period things are hard, some won't think twice before calling such numbers until they get duped of their little money all in d name of job offer. Pls ex Corpers beware.



Same thing happened to me few days after my POP. I did exactly the same thing u did.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 10:58pm On Jun 14, 2016
diablo91:
Oo, yes they can you would know they can because your training school letter would be in your arms and all your employment documents, but till you get those documents , I advice nobody to touch the cash.

You are totally right.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 9:34pm On Jun 07, 2016
AlexisM16:


If you were intelligent and not this daft, you wouldn't call me selfish as I clearly posted my question on a public forum for all to see. I would have just mailed the guy if I was your definition of selfish.

Besides, how many questions which you were asked have you answered? Your mentions and you obviously ignoring those quoting you speaks volume of your ingrained selfishness.

I wanted the answer for everyone and fashioned the question the way an interviewer would have asked it. Next time read your posts before hitting the send button and don't be an arsè about your remarks.

Oh, and the question I asked wasn't even directed at you! Jeez!

Dude why are you acting like i punched your brains tho undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 7:14pm On Jun 07, 2016
iamgiggssleaky:


I was in Uyo when I got the success mail and it wasn't possible to make it to lag the next day. so, i mailed the hr team and they sent the form to me via mail which I signed, scanned and sent back to them.

heard yesterday was our deadline... True?

True.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 7:13pm On Jun 07, 2016
AlexisM16:


Please, what should I do differently from other candidates to guarantee me a success mail after the final interview?

What should we expect on that day?

Were you given stipends as promised on the email invite?

Do you know if Statement of result is accepted in place of Degree Certificate during final interview?

You are a little bit selfish tho sad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 12:01pm On Jun 07, 2016
iamgiggssleaky:


bro did you get any reply from them after sending ur final assessment report?

I didnt see you again after the finals. Why?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 11:59am On Jun 07, 2016
Not yet[sup][/sup]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 9:45pm On Jun 06, 2016
Forget the 20k stippend tho grin and please try to know the place before that day. When u get to CMS...enter Idowu Tailor...tell the driver to alight you by Danmole. DO NOT GET THERE LATE. ALL THE BEST.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 10:29pm On May 06, 2016
Yal need to chill grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 3:22pm On Apr 27, 2016
turlash:
pls how many pple got success mail for d panel interview. pple dat did HR interview from the first lady on dreds on monday 25th of april


Please do you mean that they'v started contacting people for the final stage of interview in PH? Or you mean panel interview? Cuz i have not heard of people getting contacted yet after the panel interview success mail. Have you? Should be Lagos i guess
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 7:09pm On Apr 24, 2016
Raey2919:
Ph people any date set for the final interview?

No, none for now. If anything shows you, holla back here
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 9:20pm On Apr 17, 2016
iamgiggssleaky:



hahaha. tinch so that was you uh? yhu got us laffin in the waiting room when you said that stuff. yhu should remember me tho. we sat close during the essay part.

whatsup? now that we are done with the panel interview, when will the mails start rolling in?

I dont know sir. Yeah i remmeber you sir
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 11:21pm On Apr 16, 2016
temmiethy:
@dharniel,kindly send me the materials taiwotemitope13@gmail.com.......@tinch, wat were d questions asked at the panel interview n did u write essay?

Basically, the essay questions are already set so you dont get to choose. The papers are turned over so you cant tell what your topic would be. You will be told to fill a seat and write on the essay on its table. Well i saw some sharp guys googling stuffs o grin My essay topic was 'Why Access Bank?'. One more thing, a questionnaire comes with the essay, my advice is just be witty dont write and write(both essay n questionnaire). But project your points well. Some people wrote like say na rap album grin them no invite em the next day so be careful please.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 11:14pm On Apr 16, 2016
[quote author=christynonii post=44769546][/quote]

The HR lady also told me that Lagos is still on. They will surely get an invite. People plenty for Lag na...thats why
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 11:12pm On Apr 16, 2016
temmiethy:
@dharniel,i knw u aint an applicnt,u r sum1 who God is usin to help pple like me,takin out tym to send materials to pple u dnt knw.really grateful in anticipation of d ones u will send to me.......was actually referin to @tinch who sed he has dn his own.@tinch,awaitin ur response

Basically, the panel interview is to make u shiver...they laugh at you and attack you with whats on your CV. Tjey just wana see how confident and calm you are. When they laugh just smile and dont lose your composure. You will do just fine. And oh, a suit will never go wrong...so suit up or else, some people will intimidate you wif dat o. When it was my turn and i was called upon, before leaving the room where we were waited, i said "THEIR FATHER cheesy" All the best o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 4:23pm On Apr 16, 2016
Had a chat with one of the HR team yesterday after my panel interview and she said the next place should be either Benin or Ibadan or Kaduna...so after PH its one of these places. You guys should prepare o. The maths no be beans and the panel interview go nearly finish you. Lmao
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 7:57pm On Apr 09, 2016
svenson:
Just got this mail from access bank, guys that have been invited for Lagos, after the aptitude test what other activities are involved ?
Pls I need a response
Dear xxxxxxxxx,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been scheduled for an aptitude test & assessment exercise as follows:

Date: 14th April, 2016

Time: 7:45am – 3:00pm

Venue: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Port Harcourt, Rivers State

Please come along with the following:

· A valid means of identification. The approved forms of ID are a passport book, driver's license, national or state ID card, permanent voter’s card or national youth service ID. The name and birth date on your ID must match exactly the name and date of birth you provided during your application. Without it, you will NOT be permitted to take the test. .

· Photocopy of your university degree certificate (s)

· Photocopy of your WAEC Certificate

· Photocopy of your Birth Certificate

· 2 recent passport photographs.

· A copy of your CV



We look forward to seeing you.

Thank you.

For: The Access Bank Recruitment Team.

Am with you...same date
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 1:42pm On Apr 08, 2016
akoweanoghena:
Y is access bank not calling people that apply for Benin as their test location....

Even PH test center...i gat nafin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 2:40pm On Apr 06, 2016
I think they are presently busy with Lagos test center...PH, Benin, etc go b later sha
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 7:25pm On Apr 05, 2016
Chigern:


Check you spam (or junk) mail dear...I was lucky to have checked my yesterday night just to discover that I had been scheduled for the accessment day today.

Thanks bro...wil keep checking. PH tins
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by tinch(m): 1:22pm On Apr 05, 2016
PLEASE HOUSE I JUST DISCOVERED MY SECODARY SCHOOL TEACHER MISTAKENLY ADDED A YEAR TO MY BIRTH YEAR AND NOW AM ABOVE 24 YEARS. THOSE WHO WERE RECENTLY INTERVIEWED, CAN I GET AN AFFIDAVIT FOR THE WRONG DATE? WILL THEY ALLOW IT? cry cry

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