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DomPerignon:
I did a thread about this a few months back on how the Jewish mafia in Kiev is hell bent on instigating a global nuclear holocaust and how a dirty nuke will be detonated by Ukraine on the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant, the largest nuclear power plant in Europe, which is currently under Russian control.

About a year ago, the ruffians in Kiev were bombarding the plant with artillery fire in a bid to bring about another Chernobyl disaster and from there blame Russia for the fall out.

I want to believe that Zelensky is blackmailing both NATO and the EU to give him more precision missiles and the go ahead to strike Moscow directly - a scenario the Kremlin has warned will be an outright declaration of war on Russia by NATO and the EU.

Zelensky telling the world that he will develop a rudimentary nuclear weapon is simply a statement that he will deploy dirty nukes on Russia. There's no shortage of nuclear waste in Ukraine to achieve this, and Zelensky has enough missiles to deploy a payload of dirty nukes which even though Russia can intercept them, will lead to serious radiation fallout .

Unlike conventional weapons grade nuclear munitions that utilize most of the energy yield to produce a thermobaric effect, dirty nukes are not that efficient and the goal of using one is to irridate an area and make waste of it. The average half-life of spent uranium rods is about a thousand years. That means , wherever you deploy these dirty nukes remain uninhabitable for at least 2,000ys. A clear example of this is the Chernobyl nuclear meltdown that has seen the entire Chernobyl turn to an abandoned radiation wasteland.

Zelensky may not have the balls to carry out such a mad dog attack on Russian soil with a dirty nuke but he most likely will use them on Russian liberated areas of eastern Ukraine. The philosophy here by Zelensky is, if we can't have eastern Ukraine oblasts back , so also won't Russia.

Either way, Zelensky deploying dirty nukes will see Russia pull out the gloves and go full war mode on Ukraine especially Kiev, Lyiv and Odessa and this is most likely to see Zelensky deploy more dirty nukes on Russian forces advancing to Kiev and Odessa.

The final scenario of this is better not imagined because it will trigger an all out nuclear response by Russia not only on Kiev but all those who have enabled the Jewish homosexual comedian .

"Diplomatic Integrity" between Tunisia and Libya = tell lies to side with your fellow Arab against your client Nigeria. These guys are shameless.

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Whoever planned this is a diabolic vindictive genius. How does one even come up with this?

Well put, the world saw a few little Trumps gain relevance during his last tenure, like Bolsonaro, Boris and Orbán. A second tenure will be disastrous.
To simply put, Trump lowered the bar for the quality of people that could contest to run a country.

Namaster:
In a JUST world, a LUMP of clay would poll better than Trump and defeat him too.

Trump looks for the most HATEFUL, most EVIL and STUPIDEST people around and appeals to the WORST in them.

That's how he rolls. That's his bread and butter.

The only people who support Trump are the dregs of American society. And billionaires who want more CONTROL like Peter Thiel or billionaires who want to cover their asses regarding their dealimgs with Epstein like Musk.

Trump is a 34X FELON. A rapist. A grifter. A man who took the podium in the face of Covid 19 and told people to drink BLEACH.

But the worst of it is that Donald Trump is a SORE LOSER who tried to topple American Democracy and tried to convince his VP Mike Pence to ALTER election results and told the Georgia Secretary of State to change the result of the election after losing a KEY state to Biden.

In short, the guy tried is DAMNEDEST to rig the election. Then took to EVERY news channel to accuse Biden and his party of rigging the election.

Guy is INCREDIBLY lucky he's not ROTTING in prison.

There are files suggesting he's a PEDOPHILE apart from his CLOSE RELATIONSHIP with Epstein and the SEVERAL flights he took on Epstein's jet.

In contrast, Harris/Waltz offer a ticket where the BIGGEST scandal is that "Harris is NOT black enough and Walz feeds school children in his state and is bringing his diabolical feeding program to ALL the children of the United States."

Trump MIGHT still win but you can rest assured he'd LOSE the popular vote as he's done the last 2 times he competed.

Only reason I want Harris to win is because America is the COMPASS of the world. Whether you like it or not, America leads the world and the rest of the world follows.

If America shows that GARBAGE and CRIMINAL people like Trump can get away with their GARBAGERY and CRIMINALITY, the rest of the world will see a RISE in such actions and behaviours.

Hatred, selfishness and self-indulgence would rule the world. We DON'T want that.

Other than that, NOTHING concerns me with American politics.

I just don't want criminals and drug lords in the highest office of a country to be the NORM.

Such a shame and disgrace that someone pushes this deeply tribalistic post to the front page. I thought @seun was trying to clamp down on such.

Of course not

Nigerian politics is so sad

Officialgarri:
Anything to pepper the Terrorist group is welcome.

All I know is that Buhari will pass as one of the smartest president in the world.

He may not be heard clearly because of his accent, but his mind is strong and intelligent. Typical of a smart soldier.
He was so calm when he said he would treat them in the language they understand, but it takes a smart mind to know that Buhari's speech was a stern one and he meant every word.

How I wish Goodluck Jonathan had this same kind of balls, he would have kicked out those bent on tarnishing the image of his government and his government would have been the best.
But guess what, his wife had her voice over him.

Look at the way Buhari kept Aisha shut and put her in the place where she ought to be. When last did we hear Aisha embarrassing her husband in public?
That's how a husband is to a wife.
No simping!

Buhari is an Alpha male!!!!

How old are you? You speak like a child with no life experience!

After all that's happened, this is what he has to say?

MartinCorridon:
Keep shut and see what your flatheaded brothers say here, have you ever called any of them out ? How is it my fault you guys are addicted to crime ?

300 loading so that i can give u to take to the bank or cry more.

Bro don't be a kid. Actually I don't blame you for talking this way. It's just an effect of the environment you find yourself. I'm neither Yoruba nor Igbo. Only thing I have in common with both tribes is that we are all Nigerians. I hope this petty tribalism dies one day in our country. Then we can finally move forward

MartinCorridon:
Ekwerwchukwu....

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A FLAT head still got FLATTENED

To see that over 200 people liked this racist/trabalistic comment shows how rotten and devoid of humanity, this nation has become.

Great writeup

Go Ahead solve the picture puzzle

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Quakertellicus1:
Well, I am not a zombie, or a wailer, but I can see the sense in government charging taxes on calls.

You see....today, oil prices are now $50 per barrel, and not too long ago they were $29 a barrel. In 2013....oil was $112 per barrel.

That means every barrel of oil we sell in Nigeria now....we are earning $62 less than we earned in 2013.

And oil sadly is our main source of revenue (and don't start singing agric. Agric is not the money spinner it once was. Neither is mining).

And if you recall.....we do not control the price of oil (Or for that matter cocoa,palmoil , groundnut or cotton. Or solid minerals).

When the source of your revenue goes down.....you have to look for other sources of revenue. it takes time to diversify.....ie YEARS. Meanwhile,we need the cash now to pay salaries,build things, keep subsidizing education and so on.

So taxes have to go up.....and new ones have to be found.

Or we take a loan from the IMF ......AND use the money to keep on pretending all is well.(We still have to take loans from the IMF).

And here is the cold reality. Oil is not going to rise again , and we cannot diversify into agric or mining because prices there are low too.(Most agric dependent African countries have their budgets written for them by international aid agenices You want that?)

Nigerians.....we are paying the price for years of relying on oil. And the only way out is more austerity measures....so that we can have the cash to fix the lights and transport...so that we can become industrial Not selling raw materials like this APC govt and their PDP predecessors and most of their Army precursors did.

So stop wailing, stop zombeisim. and face the fact. We are not a rich nation. This oil price fall has shown us the truth. And an oil price rise is not the answer to our problems.

Pay your taxes .THERE IS NO NATIONAL CAKE.

yes we need an alternative method to earn as a nation, but has every other avenue been explored? before beaming heavy tax on the masses.
I mean have we tried to reduce the cost of running this government? particularly the NATIONAL ASSEMBLY! that spent about 3.3% of the entire national budget as at 2015. God knows what they spend now.
TRIM DOWN THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY! one the biggest consumers of tax payers money

Have you ever wondered why there are no
superheroes in Nigeria? With no fuel, no light, and
the pressure to marry, how will they succeed?
Here are 20 reasons superheroes cannot survive in
Nigeria:
1. Batman may get stranded.
Where would batman find fuel to use to drive
his BatMobile?
2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit too.
Iron Man go go dey charge him suit for barber
shop.
3. Nigerian’s will have many problems with Wonder
Woman.
Wonder Woman will try to save someone and get hit with "Auntie thank you oh but pliz dis ya
skirt is too short"
4. And will probably shame her for being a female
superhero.
"wonder woman go and marry"
"nawa oh since no man"
"how will she have man when she's too strong"
" lol see her payint e dey find man"
5. And call her Ashawo, when Wonder Woman steps out like
this.
6. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing.
Forget not being worthy to lift It, Obalende boys will still fap Thor's hammer
7. Because the only Nigerians that can fly are witches and wizards…
Lmao people won't accept them because they'll call them witches and wizards
8. Keep me anon Twitter would’ve have sent
SubDeliveryMan a few DMs.
Nigerian Twitter user in Subdeliveryman's dm:
did u knw Peterpark & SpiderMan are the same person & @Clark & @Superman too...
Keep me anon
9. They wouldn’t have capes because Nigerian tailors are just disappointing.
lol tailor wey suppose sew cape go dey waste time
10. Lagos traffic won’t let Batman be great. Batman defs can't speed like a madman in his batmobile with this traffic.
11. Who wants to wear cape in this heat? They won't wear costumes. Weather is too hot
12. Nigerians can even call them oversabi people.
Nigerians will steady give attitude
*saves someone Who sent you
13. Batman will probably be too busy fighting his uncles over his father’s property. Batman's fathers brothers will come and take away all the belongings
14. The Incredible Hulk would’ve faced wahala with
this mum.
*Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning green already
15. Because someone can’t even take a little nap during morning devotion.
*superman sleeps during devotion*
Nigerian mum: u can fly up & down all day but u cant pray, no matter how big u're u're not bigger than God
*Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning green already
16. The flash would be that really fast Gala and La casera guy in traffic, we spoil potential too much, the flash is probably selling gala on TMB ,ironman never finish from unilag, he works at gtb
17. Spider man won’t be able to fight crime on the
mainland.
Spiderman can only web around on the Island
18. Antman may die prematurely….
It's 'Sniper' that will kill Ant Man last last.
19. Will Aquaman takeover dominion of the seas
from the mammywater just like that?
Aqua man will have to fight with mami water
20. What is an Iron man without light please?
No light for iron man to invent #copied#

Have you ever wondered why there are no
superheroes in Nigeria? With no fuel, no light, and
the pressure to marry, how will they succeed?
Here are 20 reasons superheroes cannot survive in
Nigeria:
1. Batman may get stranded.
Where would batman find fuel to use to drive
his BatMobile?
2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit too.
Iron Man go go dey charge him suit for barber
shop.
3. Nigerian’s will have many problems with Wonder
Woman.
Wonder Woman will try to save someone and get hit with "Auntie thank you oh but pliz dis ya
skirt is too short"
4. And will probably shame her for being a female
superhero.
"wonder woman go and marry"
"nawa oh since no man"
"how will she have man when she's too strong"
" lol see her payint e dey find man"
5. And call her Ashawo, when Wonder Woman steps out like
this.
6. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing.
Forget not being worthy to lift It, Obalende boys will still fap Thor's hammer
7. Because the only Nigerians that can fly are witches and wizards…
Lmao people won't accept them because they'll call them witches and wizards
8. Keep me anon Twitter would’ve have sent
SubDeliveryMan a few DMs.
Nigerian Twitter user in Subdeliveryman's dm:
did u knw Peterpark & SpiderMan are the same person & @Clark & @Superman too...
Keep me anon
9. They wouldn’t have capes because Nigerian tailors are just disappointing.
lol tailor wey suppose sew cape go dey waste time
10. Lagos traffic won’t let Batman be great. Batman defs can't speed like a madman in his batmobile with this traffic.
11. Who wants to wear cape in this heat? They won't wear costumes. Weather is too hot
12. Nigerians can even call them oversabi people.
Nigerians will steady give attitude
*saves someone Who sent you
13. Batman will probably be too busy fighting his uncles over his father’s property. Batman's fathers brothers will come and take away all the belongings
14. The Incredible Hulk would’ve faced wahala with
this mum.
*Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning green already
15. Because someone can’t even take a little nap during morning devotion.
*superman sleeps during devotion*
Nigerian mum: u can fly up & down all day but u cant pray, no matter how big u're u're not bigger than God
*Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning green already
16. The flash would be that really fast Gala and La casera guy in traffic, we spoil potential too much, the flash is probably selling gala on TMB ,ironman never finish from unilag, he works at gtb
17. Spider man won’t be able to fight crime on the
mainland.
Spiderman can only web around on the Island
18. Antman may die prematurely….
It's 'Sniper' that will kill Ant Man last last.
19. Will Aquaman takeover dominion of the seas
from the mammywater just like that?
Aqua man will have to fight with mami water
20. What is an Iron man without light please?
No light for iron man to invent #copied#

5. The feeling of freedom once you finish the exam.
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2. Taking a crash course on the syllabus the night before the exam.

1. Having no idea about what you’ve been taught the entire semester.

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@ Fynestboi

Many young people are fascinated by the prospect of studying abroad. This is almost always hinged on getting better education and a more

conducive learning environment. However, getting this move to materialize is a battle for most. Sometimes, this can be due to the fact that

studying abroad require some free form of financial aid whereas only a few of this lot can afford such financial flexibility.

Students, shall we?

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gabinogem:
Study to improve urself 1st before thinking of passing exams.

of course that is highest priority, but some folks need advice on basic studying skills

What approach should i take to study effectively? – Many students would ask themselves this question a thousand times, throughout their

school years. Some never really find fulfilling answers and, sadly, may graduate from school without utilizing their academic potential.

Studying for long hours does not guarantee the best results possible. You need to master proven ways to study effectively – study smarter, not harder.

Ride along with me as I reveal to you, effective tips that has helped students to maximize their study time, create workable study plan, and keep their stress level low while achieving great feats.



1, Favorable Learning Condition or Nothing at All

This is where it begins, finding a favorable place to do your readings. Some students claim they learn better while studying with music in the background.

But, the truth is, allowing distraction during reading affects the extent of what you can grasp. It’s simple logic, you can’t catch two rats at the same time.

Whether we notice it or not, our brain catches on to every little movement or noise that comes around us, especially when we are focused. The more distractions you create while learning, the less effective the outcomes.

In addition, give yourself study breaks. While at it, take a stroll, have a glass of water (or half) – just do something that will get you relaxed and set you off for more studying.


see the full article:http://www.studysearch.co/blog/waystostudyeffectively/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFHl1W63h4Y
It isn’t what you have, who you are, where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.
Can someone say “I can afford to be happy”. Can somebody say “I am happy”. Big up to the 2% that will scream that out loud, and to the 20% that will echo it inwardly.

Our dear country Nigeria is under pressure. Naira is suffering a downgrade.There’s a big task on our youths to compete in the global space, secure top spots for our dear nation, and correct the mistakes of our fathers.

The same youths who are currently being starved of their dreams to study abroad. These youths who have laboured everything, wrote intensive tests and examinations just to pursue their dream careers? What do they get? Tough luck from their president?

Should you be offended by the things you can’t afford? No! Should you feel bad that you’re faced with tough luck? No, it’s not worth it. Should you flaunt what you can afford and get the world to see? A very big, resounding yes.

We’ve been handed lemons, how about we have a lemonade party? maybe invite people who have salt and vodka?
So, here’s the tidbit. The venue of this party will be on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat etc. -anywhere online you really can afford to be. Gate fee is free – so you can afford it.

Get it out. Take pride in what you can afford and let’s make this lemonade party a big deal.
Are you catching on?

Okay, in simple terms here’s how you can get in on the action: tweet, share a status update or a snap (whatever you can afford to do), talk about the things that make you happy – things you can afford.

Just because you can’t afford it, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be happy.
How about some opener?

We #CanAfford to make a lemonade out of a beef speech.

Dele Momodu #CanAfford to write against it.

You #CanAfford to make your voice heard.

And of course, we #CanAfford to help you make the best decision about your future.
Lets hear what you can afford!
Join the conversation!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFHl1W63h4Y

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It isn’t what you have, who you are, where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about.

Can someone say “I can afford to be happy”. Can somebody say “I am happy”. Big up to the 2% that will scream that out loud, and to the 20% that will echo it inwardly.

Our dear country Nigeria is under pressure. Naira is suffering a downgrade.There’s a big task on our youths to compete in the global space, secure top spots for our dear nation, and correct the mistakes of our fathers.

The same youths who are currently being starved of their dreams to study abroad. These youths who have laboured everything, wrote intensive tests and examinations just to pursue their dream careers? What do they get? Tough luck from their president?

Should you be offended by the things you can’t afford? No! Should you feel bad that you’re faced with tough luck? No, it’s not worth it. Should you flaunt what you can afford and get the world to see? A very big, resounding yes.

We’ve been handed lemons, how about we have a lemonade party? maybe invite people who have salt and vodka?

So, here’s the tidbit. The venue of this party will be on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat etc. -anywhere online you really can afford to be. Gate fee is free – so you can afford it.

Get it out. Take pride in what you can afford and let’s make this lemonade party a big deal.

Are you catching on?

Okay, in simple terms here’s how you can get in on the action: tweet, share a status update or a snap (whatever you can afford to do), talk about the things that make you happy – things you can afford.

Just because you can’t afford it, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be happy.

How about some opener?

We #CanAfford to make a lemonade out of a beef speech.

Dele Momodu #CanAfford to write against it.

You #CanAfford to make your voice heard.

And of course, we #CanAfford to help you make the best decision about your future.



Join the conversation!

ifynwabuokei:
It's in pg 86 of this forum

yeah those gave errors. can you paste yours?

ifynwabuokei:
Pls dat of recussive

I Dont have recussive . do u have Anglo? I need that