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i dont really blame all this grown kids canvassin 4 GEJ, it seems most of them have being living better lives 4 d past 6yrs, hmmm no wonda many of them re employd in d imaginary realm n cruisin sum imaginary suv... If una like no go get sense. Awon ode

u b slowpoke ooo. Xo na u get sense pass.. I dont tink u sabi how to calculate at all. y dont u use ur brain to ask why it is now they decide to reduce the fuel price.. I can see u led by dem gej doings into d evil forest.. Wel goodluck to u mumu.

sexymoma:
My fellow sisters: he uses your picture as dp doesn`t mean he won't cheat on you o

see these ladies talking abt guys cheatin as if they re not d real cheats who falls easily for material things

imagine all this mumu girls trying to form frosh that they cant knee down when they are at fault. I wonder when nigerian girls wuld eva be honest.

it really makes me sick when i see peeps who are meant to have a life of their own fighting over some idiots who does not give a damn about u. they become richer by day and u hustle like idiots and get chicken change n yet u argue over their matters. Sori

MzNelly:
Um...why would I lie? Do you need me to give you the newspaper reference where my name was placed underneath the course I couldn't care less about?

kk wether they give u d rite course or not its no p..

MzNelly:
They gave me some other course i wasn't interested in, so i backed out.

. Haaaaa miznelly no lie on my school ooo. Babcock can never give u another course from the one u choose. ema ba ilu je.

canadianprince:
End time things indeed...
The bible said on the last day, people will forbid to get married... That's exactly what u're insinuating here.

guy u b idiot ooo... If u no prove where that is written in the Bible, sango go Bleep ur arse

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priest2u: I laugh when I see guys on NL downplay the necessity of having a wife especially in the area of intimate fulfillment most says you can always get from pro*/gf/escort.In the USA the average cost for an escort/pro is $100/hr, remember you are not paying for sex you are just paying for their time for which you can do whatever you like with them ranging from sex/gist/hangout etc. Please do the maths and you wont need a magician to tell you how important it is to have a wife except you are eunuch. I wish we all walk in wisdom.

ode osi

Jasi7: Before she accepted to be your girlfriend, You were always calling her as early as 4:am in the morning to wish her good morning, Calling her at 7:am to know if she has had breakfast, Called her after breakfast to know her plans for the day, Called her at exactly 12noon to wish her good afternoon, Called her by 2:pm to ask her to have lunch with you, 4:pm you called her to wish her good evening, 6:pm you called to know what she will be having for dinner, 8:pm you called to know what time she will have her night bath and go to bed, 10:pm, you called to hear her voice, one last time before you sleep, 12:30am, you called to know if she was sleeping alone and could kip you company through out the night, 4:am you wished her good morning, 4:30am you asked her to go to bed so she can wake up earlier than the devil. Text messages as well as chats on social networking sites were not left out. This continued till she got to accept to date you. You always told her how much you love and cherish her, that you are ready to do whatsoever it takes to make her your Girlfriend, your wife and the mother Of Your Unborn Kids. You went ahead to show her to your friends and some family members as your girlfriend, pending her acceptance. She started feeling so close to you, your friends started calling her "our wife", You sent your friends and some of her friends to talk to her to accept dating you. After some time, she accepted to date you, you felt you have done what Napoleon or James Bond could never do. You guys go out, see each other, cuddle, kiss but do not have sex cause she told you she is not ready for that yet. You told her that she doesn't trust you enough, or even love you. She felt bad about the way you were talking because she has started getting used to you and would do anything never to hurt you. She now gave in, allowed you explore her body, you took her pride, her dignity, or maybe you weren't the first to do THAT with her, but utmostly she gave you her body. The relationship went on well, then slowly it began to fade. You stopped sending her messages, on social network platforms to chat with her became a problem but you are always online. She was now the one calling to know your plans for the day because she wanted to be part of it, You were always telling her how hectic, stressful and busy your day were. You can go for a week without talking to her on phone or wanting to see her, You only see her when you want her to do something for you. You started talking to other girls, the little time you spend with her, It's either you are online and chatting with someone or on phone. When she complains that you are not giving her time and attention, you say she is too demanding. She spends her valentine´s day, Easter, Christmas, New year, Birthdays alone. She does not complain, demand for expensive things or nag. All your promises, you broke them, you only wanted to have your own share of the cake-her body, You toiled with her feelings and emotions, you cheat on her, lie to her, treat her with disrespect, ignore her amongst other things. When was the last time you asked her about her problems? When was the last time you took her to somewhere quiet? When was the last time you surprised her with that little thing that makes her happy? You spend your time, money and love outside, leaving her in a dark room. You lied, deceived and lured her into dating you, sleeping with you, You made her fall in- love with you. Ask yourself this question,Will God ever forgive me for breaking her heart, deceiving her, making her believe in me, betraying her trust and love.Will you have another man do the same to your daughter, sister or female bestie? You have dated her for a year, 2years, or even 5years without plans for her, You are cheating on your wife, girlfriend, fiancee, busy texting and chatting with other females, forgetting your promises to this girl that has given you everything, her body, soul, love, support, loyalty, humility, respect & everything that she has gotten. She gets into fights with her parents cause of you hmm, She sneak out of the house to be with you, go against her values and beliefs just to be with you and make you happy, She jilted other guys, declined other proposals but yet you choose to pay her back in this way! My dear, you have a mansion waiting for you in Hell. if you do not change your ways. If you are married, Go back to your wife, bring back that first love. . . If it's your girlfriend or fiancee bring back the good old days. Do those things that brought you guys together again, and You will be surprise to see the goddess in HER.
Do you agree with me

story for the gods

She told me she loves me... Very funny

Y are u all always talkin about wat girls like.. Girls like dis, girls likes dat........ Niggers wen una go start to dey talk about d qualities MONEY likes? Money is way better than dem girls.. #fact

Y are u all always talkin about wat girls like.. Girls like dis, girls likes dat........ Niggers wen una go start to dey talk about d qualities MONEY likes?

I refuse cuddling her in d presence of her friends and my hommies when she tried to make me do it.. Luvd it

CHIMCO: Okay let me tell you a story: Sometime this year I told a lady to wait for me at one of the eateries in town. when I met her there after little discussion I gave her money to go and get what we will eat (in that place you serve yourself). she decline, and told me that she did not feel like taken anything,that she has a problem. She told me that she needed to wire her room that she has no electric wire and also the electrician was playing tricks on her. I gave her my phone to call the electrician and book appointment in the next 30 minutes, she has no airtime. I offered to buy the Electric wire and we agreed to go out immediately to get the wire because it was still around 6:30pm. it was drizzling,she was arranging for her umbrella and I rushed to wait for her in my car. After sometime she flashed me and I called she asked me where I was and I told I was in the car. she latter came in with bags of take away. When I was driving she started eating meat pie and can malt she offered me and I refused to eat. Unfortunately for us we stayed up to 2 hours on traffic and she told me that she spent #2500 on her take aways and requested for refund. I told her that I will take her home since we could not get electric wire at that time of the night. when I want to drop her she insisted that I should give her #2500 she spent on her take away I told her that since she has paid for it that there is no need of refunding. she angrily got out and refused to call. I also refused to call, besides she is working. WHAT DO YOU THINK.

Bravo bro.. She is an idiot and a real BITCH!

Neldrizzy: i can't allow a lady to pay my bills.... It show how weak i am!!! Am the man, i should take charge of responsibility....

u b mumu ooo.. Na bcuz of guys like u girls see us as maga.. So na by payin 4 d date dem dey so say one b man?.. Oga u betta go look 4 sense b4 dem girls give u d wackos

yebariba: there is something that i have noticed that women do that is not fair. i dont think they are wholely to blame for this crime but i think that they lend themselves heavily to its success.
i woman will often give herself away cheapely to some rascal in school who disvirgins her over and over again with to appreciationg of the gift she is giving to him only to have him dump her later on for new conquests.
this same women will refuse the calmer more serious minded men on campus with the excuse that they are boring, not exciting or dont know whats up.
fast forward some 5 to 10 years later. now she has graduated and she is now in the real world. she now suddenly doesnt want to hang out with "bad boy" who just wants to have sex with her. now she wants to hang out with mr nice guy who as she earlier described him is "boring". suddenly he is the best thing for her; suddenly mr boring becomes mr. ideal.
if she is lucky, mr. nice (sucker) ends up paying a handsome bride price and throwing a grand wedding and reception to posses the reminants of what "mr. bad boy" left behind for him after taking away all the fresh, virgin, good stuff for free.
now you tell me ladies, is this fair to us nice, serious minded, ready to get married and settle down kind or men?

OP.. Ure right.. But wetin man go do na.. We don suffer no b small.. Imagine ur luvly child would cum out of that left over pussy.. Yuck!!!!

nma24: she can cheat and still love you.... she might be seeing someone Just to Enjoy those things you can't afford...

how is that possible.. That aint love but sumtin else

Liability: i must not pay. The guy that took me out must pay. Shikena

ha don't worry. One of this days u go wash plates taya..

I don't understand myself anymore. I can't love a girl 4 more than a week. I make sure she likes me so much but later on I withdraw from the relationship n she becomes heart broken n I don't seem to give a 4k

Can a guy of about 26 yrs date a girl of about 17..

MisterLongman: Which confidence are you talking about....... Op take heart jare......#MOB.... Money over bitches

true talk.. Money n more money den wuld settle down wit more money

rozzay: Concentrate on improving urself financially nd grammatically nd she ll love u more

yes ma'am

My own story I have no idea... All I know is I love d idea of me havin ex.. Being dumped or I dump is fun.. More exes to go..lols

waterworks: Dear Nairalanders, whats the worst thing youve ever done in a relationship?

Ive done sooo many things I dont know were to start. but let me get the ball rolling.
i remember posting this in the public letter to your ex page. I once cheated on my bf with his close friend who was in the same hostel. in fact their rooms wereright beside each other!

Another story i know. one time me and my friend were at a party she met this guy who she wanted to take home. She called her boyfriend and found out he was at her house. she told him i will be coming to spend the night and if the house was tidy. she later told me when she got home he had laid the bed and washed the plates before he left. hahahahaha!
so what is the worst thing you have ever done in a relationship to your spouse, their family member or someone you maybe just went out a couple of times with.

girls and cheating are like bread and butter but d worse part is no matter how remorseful they get when caught they will still repeat..

carefreewannabe: What I fail to understand is the following.
Based on my observations on this forum and elsewhere, many Nigerian men complain about women they call gold diggers.
They insult them and get really mad. However, none of these men mentions that there are so many Nigerian men who are the same but in a slightly different manner. Many Nigerian men are obsessed with money and ready to do anything to get it. Let me say, they are even ready to sell their souls to the devil to get money,Pounds, Dollars, Euros .... (metaphorically speaking). To give a few examples: men engaged in drug trafficking, 419. (Not to forget that these men have ruined the reputation of Nigerian people in Africa and all over the world.)

Let me make it clear to you that I neither excuse this sort of women nor this sort of men.
I only want to make the point that is a problem of the Nigerian society and of Nigeria as a country including, of course, its (sub)culture and not the problem of a specific gender.

Just wanted to make you think about it.

I don't understand how ure tryin to relate d issue of gold diggin bitches to niggers who wanna make money.. They are both on entire different level.. The bitches issue leads to infidelity and STDs while d male one leads to cool doe

190: So true which is why most 9ja women я pathetic except d yorubas

wat!!! Yoruba girls are the worst.. 98% of them

Can a Nigerian girl true love a guy and I mean average guy who is not yet work and probarbly because of him turn down advances from some working guyz? Asking this because I discoverd my gf of 4yrs was a cheat and still claims she loves me all d 4kin time

Mine is number 7 and all writen is absolutely correct. I have being having the feelings for a long time that I would have problems in my marital life.. Wow wonder how this was discovered.. The gf I ever spent years dating was actually number 4 as her birthday falls on d 4th..

Dude y'all jst like boastin stupidly wonda where u heard its only s4 dat can b used as a remote. Dude my techno phantom does have to remote control app which I use to control same tin wit s4 does n my z10 haz d nfc also so I dont knw y y'all will b brainwashed by sum brandname n b cheated like fools.. nigerians I wonda wen una go wake up and realise all dis are jst softwares dat u can download if u search well n knw hw to use d net n perharps most of u jst buy phones bcuz of d name n wat ure told n not wat u knw.. I pity una..