₦airaland Forum

ambode has been sighted packing his ghana-must-go to ondo!

Yasher:
Then you'll have to speak with OPEC first @Mr President-elect

leave the mumu.
a lot of major oil producers are not in opec sef.

Go and look after your 150 cows.
stop disgracing Nigeria

what of the state of delusion?

yibobasher:
They are all bastards

If all your traditional rulers in your eroded barren lands in the east have no value to you, our king does. And there is nothing your generations over generations can do to remove the kabeyesi

the oba will soon sell you as a slave to any willing buyer.

So says Judge Buhari!
All fall in!

fool

Kolade354:
Face ur Line of work idiot and stop hating on a man old enough to be your father..........If you are still pained abt jonathan Loss ask yourself if I were to be in Chibok gurl parent shoes will i vote for a man who failed to bring back my children?.........

yeah!
i will also go to bed with the man who kidnapped my kids!
you have buried your head deep into pooo.

awesomeness:
But Amaechi defected almost/over a year now. I think he can be appointed. Also considering all he went through before n during d presidential election.

defector is defector.

meanwhile, we can make amechi the ambassador to Equitoreal Guinea

tsdarkside:
what is this oyinbo-bastard sleeping on our bridge...GET BACK TO EUROPE,ASAP,BEFORE I BEHEAD YOU,ISIS-STYLE...

awusa people will behead him
Igbo people will eat him
and yourubass will use him bones to do gbomo gbomo!

Kolade354:
Intelligent pple will judge his govt after 1 year as Proffesor Wole soyinka has said.......Did jonathan fufill all his campaign promise in 2011? It is obvious u knw nothing abt politics so i will advice u to face ur Hairdresser job u dis Dumb Idiotic human being.

mugun.
you start preparing before day 1.
you better get the wheel barrow you will be using to deliver free fuel.
intelligent people do not know what "Proffesor" is.
and they never make promises they cannot keep.

Kolade354:
Foolish woman where were you wen Jonathan govt used BillioN Naira to buy stove for women........Where is the 1200 Buses jona promised to each states after he removed subsidy, Buhari has not even assume office and you are demanding for unrealistic price........Your hate for Buhari makes me wonder whether you even have a son aspiring to be a future leader.......Hatred flows in ur blood tit or wat the fvk is ur name.

idiotu!
your fool buhari promised to make fuel freeee!
and you people are going to give it to me.
freee!
i must take it freee!
you better start helping him dig the oil out of the ground!
na you go carry am like mai ruwa come pour am inside my car!
for freeee!
fool!

Zaikon:
lol funny enough but dont u think its not advicable to insult a leader.

haaa
(claps her hand in the air)

get ready oooo!
the fool buhari will soon win the award for the most abused president in the universe!
i never start!
na race him go pick run from that asshole rock!

i am a nice person.
but i hate lies!
once you tell a lie, i wont let you come near me!
lai lai!

a liar can kill.

hoojay4:
why so abusive ?

where the abuse?
you think we will forget all your promise?
if na so you dey do with your girlfriend,
it will not work with e!

Zaikon:
yes madam but wer u able to tell Gej about pms price reduction ?

GEJ tell us he is doing free market!
if you come my saloon now, i go tell you how much i dey take make hair.
if you like the price, you pay!
if you cannot afford, you go to the roadside saloons and they will spoil your head!
that is free market and i like it!
that is how I can afford data because my handiwork is good and appreciated by all the aristo-girls in Unilag!
i can make you beautiful!

But the fool buhari!
he say he will make fuel freee!
that 1 naira will be 1 dollar!
I don ready for am to make fuel ten naira!

On top of all the people okorosudan brought to skew the elections!

Truckpusher:
Hurricane Fashola blowing everywhere......

the two names dey always confuse me too.

i fit see fayose, i go rush open the news,
then i go see say na fashola them dey talk about!

apc, kpele!
try again in 2019!

IbnSultaan:
Y did u forget 2 ask Jonny 2 do so. tit

mugun, "Jonny" did not say he will give us fuel for free!
but the fool buhari did!
he also said he will pay corpers for another one year!

Zaikon:
OP U kind funny. Btw did u eva ask Gej to declar his assets ? Mind u Gmb wil declear his assets.

you are the only sensible Nigerian here.
all the other ones are illiterate.
i will not talk to them.

President Jonathan declared his assets.
It is with CAC and the relevant agencies.
He did not make it a public declaration.

But the fool buhari has said he will make his asset declaration public.
that is why a good citizen like me is holding his leg to the fire!
he must declare his assets publicly. Immediately!

the fool also said that nigeria owns crude oil and we should get fuel for free!
i am even dashing him ten naira because i do not want him to go too hungry after giving me the fuel!
But he must provide the fuel for ten naira!
he can be working the refinery in the background, but i do not care!
he promised us free things!
and we must have it all!

they should just fire him and his tugs!

they have removed Jonathan's controlling hand from the ship of state.

Get ready for a rough ride now, Nigerians.
Boko haram will ravage the 36 states and federal capital!

Buhari,

Nigeria has crude oil!
We are the fifth largest producer of petroluem.
Nigeria should be getting fuel for free like Libya!
You have to reduce the price of petrol to 10 naira with immediate effect!

Infact, you can make phone call to Jonathan to reduce it for you immediately!
Some of us can die if we continue paying this high price!
So make the call immediately!

And you must declare your assets ooo.
With immediate effect and automatic allowance!

I say it before: men are he-goat.

Lie Mohammed for ministry of information!
the guy deserve the post jawe

usmanniya:
See another road in Anambra

Did this notorious build this road before he left?

Ba shiga to ambode!

rochas opugo
roachas ati lo
roachas out

Up president Osinbanjo!
i saw your swearing-in in a dream!

We have falled them mugun!

clubone0501:
I think the matter has been flogged enough

"There you go again" - Roland Reagan

kaorama:
But Chimamada, you joined them to deface the government of President Goodluck. You never showed any reservation in your dislike for the policies of the outgoing government and while this same group advertised their deep hatred for the person of Goodluck in the pretext of their crusade for good governance, you were a ready tool in their hands. Now, their true identity is beginning to be unraveled. Did you forget the Igbo proverb that says the person who is rumored to have killed your father cannot claim to be your best friend? You can now see, the were actually pointing their fingers to not only you but the real root of your human existence. Time will tell what injury we have brought to ourselves only because we acted before thinking. Goodluck to all of us.

the girl is a mugun.
i have have since wrotten her off.