₦airaland Forum

Obj has blessed Atiku.
He has thrown his weight behind him and
will work day and night to make him the APC candidate

Op and supporters,
pull your ears and listen.
you said it rained for some minutes?
this is called a flash flood!
pull your ears hard!
what did i call it?
FLASH FLOOD!

it happens everywhere in the world
and when it does
cautious road users shelter in place.
if that clueless Fash-ole's lastma had any brains,
they would have deployed to shut off the affected sections of the highway
and prevent damage to life and property.


next time,
if the road is flooded,
think twice
before you jump in with both feet.

eedriyz:
Any Supporter of President Jonathan and PDP here? Pls say amen to this prayers
A PRAYER FOR G.E.J. and PDP SUPPORTERS
1.) May God run your Life the way GEJ is running this country.
2.) May God give u and your family the kind of peace GEJ gives to this country.
3.) May God subsidize your blessings the way Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil.
4.) May God secure u and your entire family the way GEJ secures this country.
As a Good supporter of GEJ and PDP all u have to do is to Quote this and reply "Amen" and disgrace the ‘Misinformed’ General public that he is God Sent.
Be brave to type Amen b4 you start d insult.
Let's see how many we can get

may boko haram deal with you the way they are dealing with nigeria.
may you run from them the way nigeria army runs from boko haram.

Mrval20:
I also support Biafra but I don't want to experience any civil war in my lifetime.

if you want peace, prepare for war.
or convert

what leadership do the korofo need to defend their barracks?

Is she the eebo lady, Buhari has been boasting about?
Fear Igbo women, she will be worse than Turai and Patience combined together.

is he a moslim?
did you listen to the 8th minute of the video (start from about 7:50).

Victory comes from Allahu.

JustCare:
why do you wanna know. why can't you just be rational at this point in time?

if you are not moslim.
you will not understand the facts i will give you.
it will be a waist of my time and yours.

Olubodef:
If I were a Senior officer in NA,I would lead a coup 2 curb dis cankerworm called"BH".

which is easier?
1) to volunteer to sambissa forest and meet our merciless mujahideen or
2) to first do coup and after, if the brigade of guards do not chop off your head, you go to sambissa forest where mallam shekau (pbuh) will be waiting for you with his one sharp machete.


either way, you will meet with Allahu

JustCare:
are you for real? just be serious for once please.

are you a moslim?

baba baba baba baba baba blabba blabba blabber blabber

BlackTechnology:
I want fresh cargo

you these men!
after you don suck us dry.
the only woman whose things stands for ever is mammi-water.
even the wiches they are catching in lagos, their breast don fall finish.

(there is this my gf in warri ehh, her thingy is still standing. but she never marry or born like me).

LMAyedun:
Yes, I am.

did you pray five times yesterday?

i used to hear some music like that:
"whose fooling who"

Amaechi, we beg you,
pay them their money.
we will come for rally when you call.

the only things Fashola has to offer Nigerians are deportation and Lastma.

rubbish writeup.
Op, just check yourself into yaba left.

is 9ice from kwara?

even j-weeds will vote for Jonathan.

BlackTechnology:
Pls send the one that has big breast and Nash.

I like plum girls

i would have come mysef,
but my something is just moderate.

Do not worry,
Allah knows your deepest, secret thoughts.
you will not be disappointed.

(meanwhile how many kilometers have you covered?
i hope you are not lazy?
are you resting in Ashaka?)

BlackTechnology:
Osogbo shall be renamed Allah gidan

Wonderful response.
You are a great mujahedeen.
You are stronger than Alhaji Asari Dokubo.

Today is Tuesday,
if you see two women wearing hijab by your gate on Friday,
(do not worry, they will be just your type)
i sent them to you.
Do not talk to them
Just drag them into your house
And use yourblacktechnology on them
Correct!
Black thing good ooo.

Islam is peace

To all the good people here,
there is a competition.
first prize is two buduruwah for eligible mujahideen.

(just for a week,
or you can just do kwana gida with them.
i know most of you cannot handle a woman for 1 month. you will run like Nigeria army)

there is a competition.
just like our good brothers have renamed Mubi to Madinatul Islam,
we need names for
Jos
Yola
makurdi
Gboko
Akure
Enugun
Owerri
Aba
Osogbo
Ibadan
Lagos
and so on.
Please submit your entries to me.
Mallam shekau shall rename Abuja himself
while as his right hand woman (and supplier of duri),
i shall rename Ilorin.

Please be fast with your proposals
our army will not take long
to dip the qoran
into the sea.

Assalayam Allaiykum
my brothren and sistern in war peace

Mutuwa:


Good luck.. when "we" bury u in d sea aswell..

i get my rewards in al janah.
see, i can never lose.
but you arne, you are only after material things.
that is why you die.
nobody can save you.

LMAyedun:
Are you Shekau??

Before I answer you,
are you a muslim?

donphilopus:
Now, the question we should be asking is: “Where's the General Officer Commanding who recorded a tremendous victory in Konduga?” Have they transfered him from the troubled region again?! Anyways, we know some people don't want election to be conducted in that region come next year because they know they're surely gonna lose. They wanna use this insurgency saga as the reason election would not hold in some states!

the unit in Konduga was from the Brigade of Guards.

APContherun!

by the way,
where is it in the constitution that the speakers hould have police escort?

it looks like Ihedioha has lost the PDP guber nomination.
APC has to organize a mini convention to welcome him into our fold.

amaechi has a direct connection to heaven.
he knows anything god wants him to do.

Mutuwa:
when?
how?
why?

when?
when we dip the qoran into the sea.
how?
as we dip the qoran into the sea
why?
gasps, exasperated.
because we dip the qoran into the sea!

maybe this is why ibb, buhari and abdulsalam did not go for the NCS meeting.
obj had double crossed them again and would have lectured them on "patriotism".

Madinatu Islam.
Cool.

I have been thinking of what we shall rename Lagos when we capture it.
Mukinatu Islam?