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not trying to be rude or anything(ok maybe just a wee bit) who're you?

@rully2 lol, i wonder how we nigerians come up with such names for the family jewels, if its not johnson its J.T(by the by wat does J.T mean sef)

ragdollz:
Yeh Op, the bigger the bumbum, the bigger the poo. Fact! However don't let this be a deterrent to you

cudn't have put it better myself, true talk

desthan:
My wife is just something else, each time we make love, especially when she's on top, she bends over and whisper to my ear ''dearie, don't come untill i tell you to'' she then starts hammering away, farting at the same time, hitting real hard on my cock n balls and the noise that follows is like poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo. This sensation comes with a blend of sweet and bitter feeling, because my balls really hurts but as a man i just have to bear the pains, because its only in that process she climax, splurting her juicy cums on my cock . but the cold part is, whenever we are at it, she starts shedding tears, i mean uncontrollable tears running down her cheeks, i begin to wonder what in the world is wrong with this woman, for crying out loud, i'm suppose to be the one crying here because my balls hurts and each time i confront her about the crying n farting, she is like ''honey its ok, its just emotions''

this really pisses me off, here she is sweating my privates n balls, then farting all the way to heavenly feeling, and crying in the process, then it all becomes emotions, men, this chick is just one hell of a character but i love her anyway. she must not read this o!

this post has got to be the funniest,ive seen so far, i fell off the bed laffin with tears streaming down my face

i shud be the one teling u that^^^

do it secretly,cos if she gets to find out about it, ure literally tellin her you don't trust her and you think she's been cheating on you(which is actually wat ure thinkin anyway)

so hasn't she given birth yet,shebi they said she's preggers for oga bello's son

and of course if u believe that,ull believe anything

hmmm i get ur drift,okeydokes for the next 5minutes, i'm going to change my profile pics 5times,to enable you take a feasibility study and asses the profitability or lack thereof on tendering ur bid

Phate07:
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Its high time Seun started charging for thread thread-opening privileges.
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i second that motion, totally agree

190:
[color=deeppink]Then remarry your ex

i mean what kind of stoppid questions do people ask these days[/color]

hmmm dis ur trip seems to ave made u all grouchywouchy

^^^why ?? na fashion parade i dey do

hit her upside the head with a frying pan

and whoever said jide kosoko can't play the role of spartacus,clearly needs his head examined, uncle Jido's got skills, jooor oooo

appalling command of the english language

i'd go jump off the nearest bridge

^^^^^okeydokes, watever fries ur dodo

mmmmmssccchheeww anoda omotola thread, i jus tire sef

yeah u guessed right i ain't a fan

i feeell really good,like a great load has been lifted off my neck

aaahhhaaa, i knew it   ,this is so nice, tosinville ure a sweety,i like a guy who takes responsibility for his actions and is strong enuff to apologize,where and when neccessary

: :p :p :p :p :p :p

^^^ errrr yes na,shuooo i go use anoda person pinshure as me own

lol,oh yes i do lovey, isn't it a certain gentleman who's profile pic has a dude with a red cap on


@fstranger, u just added that PS to your thread,didn't ya


oh my days, i just realized i hit my 1000th post, yipee yay, never thought i'd see the day,yippppee yayyy, *does the chicken dance,the bus driver dance and finally the rain dance,so happy am i *

*steps in to thread, sees the begining of an M&B drama unfolding, quickly sits hiney down,helps self to a bowl of cereal and watches from the sidelines*

sorry to mess up ur script Fstranger,i'm making a guest appearance in this drama,even though i wasn't cast for any role

@op,there really is a thin line between love and hate, methinks u guys like each other,u just don't know it yet

shebi u read M&B growing up, this is always ow it starts,they both hate each other's guts in the beginning,then they realize thyve got kemistry between them,

then an obstacle will be thrown in their path,they both overcome,their love grows stronger as a result of the adversity faced,they marry and live happily ever after

i so love a good romance,subscribing to see ow this one ends