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2buff:
Still waiting for someone to open that other thread.

hey RJ, wattagwanin,ow've u been

^^lol,ure so on your own, she's a married woman o, didn't u see the thread

fstranger3:
OMG, I love the way the Yoruba flows from your lips. Wish I could have them close to my kini


Anyway, how can I join your egbe? are the people in your egbe just as pretty?

ooohh ure just a naughty naughty boy, just the way i like em

2buff:
tjskii. Yahoo messenger me! NOW!
You're too hot & cute for my liking.

What nonsense

^^thank u darling

my lips are sealed on that one , besides ko kin shee gbogbo enu ni eyan fi n soro

id say a big fat NO, i don't want to be his best friend anytin,if we don't end up together its probably his fault,dis one dat he's already extracting such a promise from me now,he's probably planning to dump me in the near future,the evil twit,id beat him upside his head with a frying pan, msschheeww

^^^true talk,2buff ure very sensible o

^^help me ask him o

abeggy, dat was too obvious,u nor try

i knew it was april fool wen i saw the topic,ive been fooled twice already today, so i aint falling for no tricks

^^word

i still don't get wat the op is trying to say,first the topic heading is misleading, and then the content itseelf, are u saying:

ure ill with an incurable disease
ur girlfriend has an "autopic" pregnancy(u mean ectopic though, nothing like autopic),meaning that she's conceived for u
her mother doesnt care that u guys arent dating anymore
that ure not the first guy she's infected with an std,sinc the mum said "another one is gone again"
and wat is she crying and pleading with you about

na wa o, dat girl is most definitely an ogbanje,it was time for her to go back to her egbe, and she did,using the flimsiest of excuses

why not, its no biggie, even if the man sits in the owner's corner, u would do the same for your dad too

when i saw this topic, my 1st reaction was *wats wrong wth this one, u tink say na america u dey* then i read the post and realized, yeah na america she dey, stuff like this just doesn't happen in Naija,we ave way too much going on to start thinking bout all dat lesbians sperm donor,living together balderdash,our society just doesn't give room for gays living together openly, and then taking it a step further by having kids together,and i really am glad about that, a line has to be drawn somewhere

aaahhhh those babies came just in time to vote for Akala,since they were born in his state, he has legal jurisdiction and owns their vote,(geez wat am i typing sef,i really must be high on cheap drugs )

lol @ op
most babies look like that when they're newlyborn, give him bout two months or so and ud be suprised at the change

chei, na wa for you o, this is the 2nd gag, ive fallen for today, u try sha,norin do u,very creative too i might add

lol,april fool indeed

il ave to be wary of the threads i open today,once i see a catchy topic,ill stay well away from it

ur username shud be funny man,

errr xcuse me miss, u got a problem with my firearm

lol at picture, now that's ugliness re-defined

^^na wa o, e be like say u don turn chef, first u opened a kitchen and now this

^^wats with the face

Firearm:
My dear no be lie you talk.

Can you come help sweery in the kitchen?

^^4wia, abeg i no dey do dat kain love jare,get a cheff, u know i dont enjoy being stresed in anyway,im a princess and i shud be treated like one

iyatrustee:
the business is not only taking his time, it is turning him to a flirt

comment on this remark youngman,is this true

id miss firearm(my sweery,thankfully he ain't related to my fianceee ), 190(my ijogbon pikin),2buff,yekibobo,iyatrustee(i enjoy her sense of humor),googles

sweery, this kitchen bizness is taking so much of ur time,u don't even have time for me anymore,im getting tired of this o, sha gimme amala and gbegiri with ice water, make i take step down dis hot afternoon

firearm sweety, i never saw this either, happy birthday in arrears,

he's an idjit