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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by Tmboy(m): 9:13am On May 27, 2016
In........but please is hand drawing allowed?
Literature / Re: The Murderer: A story by d9ty7 by Tmboy(m): 8:13pm On May 25, 2016
Diz foolish suspect is always complicating issues
TV/Movies / Our Last Year Film Production by Tmboy(m): 11:24am On May 07, 2016
Still selling fast..Our film production last year @calvary life films international
B'o seje (how it happened)...a film for adults and parents.......contact me to grap ur copy

Literature / Re: The Murderer: A story by d9ty7 by Tmboy(m): 6:43pm On May 04, 2016
Ehya farouk out of the game.....cases worsens
Literature / Re: The Murderer: A story by d9ty7 by Tmboy(m): 6:38pm On May 04, 2016
Ehya farouk out.......case worsen
Literature / Re: The Murderer: A story by d9ty7 by Tmboy(m): 11:51am On Apr 29, 2016
Wao.....honestly following
Literature / Re: The Murderer: A story by d9ty7 by Tmboy(m): 5:35pm On Apr 27, 2016
Learning and following............really intresting....good job bro
Literature / Re: >>>> How Are The Mighty Fallen? <<<< ( A Must Read ) by Tmboy(m): 8:28am On Apr 20, 2016
Na wa for jude ooooo......dat guy na bad guy ***loll**..........closely following bro
Literature / Re: >>>> How Are The Mighty Fallen? <<<< ( A Must Read ) by Tmboy(m): 8:51am On Apr 19, 2016
Dis is different from our nollywood stories dat u will knw the ending from d begining........great job bro....closely anticipatin for d next update bro
Literature / Re: >>>> How Are The Mighty Fallen? <<<< ( A Must Read ) by Tmboy(m): 3:40pm On Apr 15, 2016
I got here very late......but all the same esixlove u made me glue to ma phone since mornin.......i really love dis
Celebrities / Re: Four Nigerian Singers Who Can't Sing by Tmboy(m): 1:56pm On Apr 13, 2016
I would ve totaly agreed if pepenazi was d first
Art, Graphics & Video / Love Story by Tmboy(m): 12:20pm On Mar 03, 2016
From the stable of patimo

Jokes Etc / China Made by Tmboy(m): 5:45pm On Jan 28, 2016
Akpos' sister married a Chinese man and they later had a baby boy.
Two year later the boy got sick and died. Akpos and all the relatives went to China for burrial.
When weeping, Akpos was muttering this sentence continually, "i knew it..., i knew it... i'm saying i knew it...". Some people were confused and they came to ask him, (while weeping), "what did you know?".
Akpos (amidst sobs): "I knew it.., i knew it.., i knew that china things do not last.
Religion / Knowing Your GOD by Tmboy(m): 5:18pm On Jan 28, 2016
Knowing your God (dan 11:32b)
Thank God for a 2015 well spent this is another year with the Lord and wepray for a fruitful year in Jesus name
Like I do tell people Christianity is a personal decision and not a ‘this is what people are doing issue’.
I was discussing with a brother and I was trying to ask him why he like listening to hip-hop music and he said oh when other people are listening to it will you like to be the odd one out?. This got me a little laughter and I can see that this is the idea that many people has. Which is not so.
The race to the heavenly kingdom is a personal race and mind you if you have forgotten let me remind you that on the last day no one will stand with you or for you. It will be you and you alone to give account of your whole days on earth
Daniel 11:32b says’ But the people that knows THEIR God shall be strong and do exploit’ did you see something there?
This verse of the bible makes us to understand that knowing God is a personal issue and mind you the extent to which you know God determines the extent to which you can live to trust, suffer for and enjoy God.
Are you scared when I mentioned suffer for?
Laughs
The life of apostle paul explains that…………..
Before he was converted he did not know God and as a result he took it up to start persecuting Christians but when he had an encounter with God he started devoting his time to know God and it got to a time he said in phip 3:10 that I may know him and the power of his resurrection and THE FELLOWSHIP OF HIS SUFFERING, being made conformable unto his death………….
This is not to scare us but to know that Christianity is just a call to emulate jesus pattern of life………
Do you know your God?….
Continue reading at
https://timi10./2016/01/16/knowing-your-god/
Jokes Etc / God Is Missing by Tmboy(m): 4:16pm On Jan 25, 2016
..Two little boys,ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents known about it . If any mischief occurs in their town ,the two boys are probably involved, the two boys mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining childrens so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
...The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually, so the mother sent the 8 years old first, in the morning ,while the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
...The preacher ,a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and ask sternly, "DO YOU KNOW WHERE GOD IS",son?
...The boy mouth dropped open ,but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open, so the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,"WHERE IS GOD"? Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
...The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed "WHERE IS GOD"?!!
...The boy screamed and bottled from the room , run directly home and dove into his closet , slamming the door behind him when his older brother found him in the closet , he asked "WHAT HAPPENED"? The younger brother , gasping for breath, replied ," WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE THIS TIME"
"GOD IS MISSING" , and they think we did it.!!

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Jokes Etc / French Man And A Nigerian Lady by Tmboy(m): 4:55pm On Jan 13, 2016
A FRENCH MAN COME TO NIGERIA FOR BUSINESS AND DECIDE TO lodge in the hotel. There, he meet a nigerian lady and decide to ride the nit with her.and he gave the girl 2O 000francs and tells her to see him off the ariport. As the man want to enter the plane, he turn to the lady and say "LA money la fake" the nigerian lady turn to him and reply, " la SEX la HIV" the french man falls down and faint.

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