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BusinessRe: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 20➜ ➜ ➜ by tobeezman: 4:29pm On Apr 01
stake low and stake responsibly. no gurantees. all the best!

TGNQL9

CrimeRe: April Fool Prank In My Compound Almost Led To Bloodshed… Now Police Case! by tobeezman(op): 4:27pm On Apr 01
Mrchux10:
The story sounds like another prank on its own
lol for real o! I would think same if it was posted by another person.
CrimeRe: April Fool Prank In My Compound Almost Led To Bloodshed… Now Police Case! by tobeezman(op): 4:26pm On Apr 01
Courageous26:
The story ehn was also April fool prank. Let the police officer charge the case to court.
The fact that the story was posted today makes it hard to believe but the truth is that it happened for real. Not fiction. I would think same if it was posted by another person.
CrimeRe: April Fool Prank In My Compound Almost Led To Bloodshed… Now Police Case! by tobeezman(op): 4:23pm On Apr 01
ChiefOloye:
So all the people in that your compound, including you are jobless, that you have time to be witnessing April fool prank by 11am, in 2026.
I work hybrid. However, the wife is preggy so she is mostly at home. Nobody is Jobless in my compound.
CrimeRe: April Fool Prank In My Compound Almost Led To Bloodshed… Now Police Case! by tobeezman(op): 4:17pm On Apr 01
Hungrychicken:
Aje bro, when him don forge story finish make him order one cold beer, I go pay
Na real story but I go still appreciate that bottle of chiiled beer. Cos e be like say alcohol short for my system. lol
CrimeRe: April Fool Prank In My Compound Almost Led To Bloodshed… Now Police Case! by tobeezman(op): 2:37pm On Apr 01
mascot87:
I'm glad at the move that man made boy inviting the police and making sure a statement is made. The prank shows clearly that the husband of the woman who pranked the neighbour have him in mind prior to the prank because he wouldn't have made the statement "You’re lucky it was a prank… I for don knack you something" If something wasn't going on.
That statement alone shows an underlying hatred exposed by the prank. So good he involved the police to protect himself and his family. He should also make sure he avoid completely the family of the prankee
That was what the guy held on to before forming his decision to involve the police. Sometimes, it is better to stay mute instead of speak carelessly. I don learn something today.
CrimeRe: April Fool Prank In My Compound Almost Led To Bloodshed… Now Police Case! by tobeezman(op): 2:33pm On Apr 01
SpencerForbes:
Did this really happen or is it AI generated?
True story Bro, I did not make this up. There is no need for me to follow them to the police station or start snapping photos. I just narated a true incidence occured before my very eyes not narrated to me by someone else. in other words, I just gave an eye witness account.
CrimeApril Fool Prank In My Compound Almost Led To Bloodshed… Now Police Case! by tobeezman(op): 2:11pm On Apr 01
Something happened in my compound today that still feels unreal.

Around 11am this morning just like about 3 hours , I was in my room when I started hearing serious shouting outside. Not normal noise, the kind that makes you pause and listen.

It was my neighbour.

Apparently, earlier in the day, his wife had called him sounding very distressed. She told him that some guys had beaten her up badly and broke her leg, and to make it worse, she mentioned the name of a guy he already had issues with.

That was all the man needed.

He rushed home immediately, full of anger. Instead of even entering his house first to confirm what happened, he went straight to confront the guy. I even heard he arranged some boys. At that point, the whole situation was about to explode.

Just when things were about to get out of hand…

His wife called him aside.

He entered the house, and that was when she told him the truth:

“It was just April Fool prank.”

Everything changed instantly.

He then asked his wife to come down and apologize to the wife, which she did. But instead of calming things down, the man made it worse by telling the guy:

“You’re lucky it was a prank… I for don knack you something.”

That statement didn’t sit well at all.

Everybody thought the matter would just end there.

But later on…

The same guy came back to the compound, this time with police officers.

Yes, police.

They went straight to pick up both the husband and the wife. The guy is insisting they must sign an undertaking stating that if anything happens to him, they will be held responsible.

Now the whole compound is tense.

What started as a simple April Fool joke within a few hours turned into:

• Near physical attack
• Threats
• Police involvement

All in one day.

Honestly, not everything should be used for prank. Some jokes can easily destroy relationships or even land people in serious trouble.

This is Lagos reality

Have you ever seen a prank go this wrong before?

CrimeRe: Woman Killed In Jos With A Message On Her Chest by tobeezman: 12:38pm On Apr 01
and I just thought about jos this morning before seeing this.
PoliticsRe: From Insult To Outreach: Trump Seeks Reset On Africa Relations by tobeezman: 7:48am On Mar 30
same "shwwt holle"?
IslamRe: Black Man Receives Massive Racist Abuse For Marrying An Arab Woman by tobeezman: 1:50pm On Mar 24
Lukuluku69:
But the moment they see a black man with an Arab woman, all of that disappears. But you know what? As a Muslim, you always have to think the best about your brother. I'm not angry. I assume they just don't have the right knowledge. And that's why I want to educate them. The Prophet said in his final sermon, An Arab is not superior to a non-Arab, nor is a non-Arab superior to an Arab except by taqwa.

White is not superior to black, nor is black superior to white, except by taqwa. Her father looked at my character, my deen, whether I could protect and provide for his daughter. He didn't see my skin color as an issue. Maybe they never learned this. Maybe no one ever taught them. So I'm teaching them right now. This is what Islam actually says and we need to do better.
what is taqwa?
BusinessRe: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 20➜ ➜ ➜ by tobeezman: 7:27pm On Mar 23
Fresh out of the coven! Midnight single draw. PD23X4

SportsRe: Midnight Game 24th March 2026, Fresh Out Of The Coven. (sportybet Booking) by tobeezman(op): 7:26pm On Mar 23
PD23X4

STAKE WISELY
STAKE WISELY
SportsMidnight Game 24th March 2026, Fresh Out Of The Coven. (sportybet Booking) by tobeezman(op):
Stake responsibly! Do not stake what you can not afford to loose. Game starts at exactly 12 midnight. Cheers!
PropertiesRe: Top 10 Cheapest Areas To Rent A 2-bedroom Apartment In Lagos. by tobeezman: 9:55pm On Mar 22
And my mom is still collecting rent in 3 bedroom apartment in surulere for N600k
Web MarketRe: Premium Domain For Sale: Skincare.ng – Perfect For Any Nigerian Skincare Brand by tobeezman(op):
Mynd44
Seun
lalasticlala
Nlfpmod
Web MarketRe: Premium Domain For Sale: Skincare.ng – Perfect For Any Nigerian Skincare Brand by tobeezman(op): 9:28am On Mar 16
update
update
still available. Kindly share!
Web MarketRe: Premium Domain For Sale: Skincare.ng – Perfect For Any Nigerian Skincare Brand by tobeezman(op): 5:39am On Mar 16
For clarity, the domain skincare.ng is currently listed on Sedo with a higher price.

However, I am offering it privately here at a much lower price for quick acquisition.

Again, why this domain is powerful:

• Exact keyword Nigerians search for online
• Perfect brand name for any skincare company
• Ideal for beauty brands, dermatology clinics, cosmetic stores and distributors
• Strong potential for Google search visibility

Imagine a skincare company owning:

skincare.ng

That instantly positions the brand as an authority in the Nigerian skincare market.

Serious buyers can send a DM.

Only one company can own this domain in Nigeria.
Web MarketPremium Domain For Sale: Skincare.ng – Perfect For Any Nigerian Skincare Brand by tobeezman(op):
Hello everyone,

I am offering a premium domain name for sale:

skincare.ng

This is a powerful and highly brandable domain name for any business operating in Nigeria’s growing skincare and beauty industry.

Why this domain is valuable:

• It is the exact keyword customers search for online
• Strong branding for skincare companies
• Helps build trust and authority online
• Perfect for skincare brands, cosmetic stores, dermatology clinics, beauty spas, and distributors

Owning skincare.ng positions your business as a leader in Nigeria’s skincare market.

This domain can be used for:

• an online skincare store
• a beauty product marketplace
• a skincare information platform
• a dermatology clinic website
• a cosmetic brand headquarters

Price range:

₦500,000 – ₦1,500,000 (Negotiable)

Serious buyers can send a DM if interested.

Only one company can own this name in Nigeria, so this is a rare opportunity for the right skincare brand or investor.

Domain is currently parked at sedo for $2,500 but I had to adjust price to enable me sell it fast this within 72 hours. Once I get a serious buyer, I will adjust the price to enable direct payment on sedo.

Moderator(s), I will be very grateful if this can make it to front page. Let's prove to the world and fellow nigerian domainers that .ng domainers can succeed too.


Mynd44
Seun
lalasticlala
Nlfpmod

Web MarketRe: Own Skincare.ng – Premium Domain For Nigeria’s Beauty Industry by tobeezman(op): 10:48am On Mar 13
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still available
Web MarketOwn Skincare.ng – Premium Domain For Nigeria’s Beauty Industry by tobeezman(op):
Hello everyone,

I currently own the premium domain Skincare.ng, a strong category domain representing Nigeria’s growing skincare and beauty industry.

This domain would be ideal for:

• Skincare product marketplace
• Beauty brand platform
• Dermatology or skincare clinic directory
• Beauty product discovery platform
• Content platform focused on skincare in Nigeria

The skincare and beauty market in Nigeria is expanding rapidly, and a category domain like Skincare.ng offers strong branding and search visibility for businesses in this space.

Domain: Skincare.ng
Price: $2,500 (serious offers considered)

If you are building a skincare brand, beauty platform, or marketplace in Nigeria and are interested in acquiring this domain, feel free to reach out.

Thank you.

Web MarketOwn Skincare.ng – Premium Domain For Nigeria’s Beauty Industry by tobeezman(op):
Hello everyone,

I currently own the premium domain Skincare.ng, a strong category domain representing Nigeria’s growing skincare and beauty industry.

This domain would be ideal for:

• Skincare product marketplace
• Beauty brand platform
• Dermatology or skincare clinic directory
• Beauty product discovery platform
• Content platform focused on skincare in Nigeria

The skincare and beauty market in Nigeria is expanding rapidly, and a category domain like Skincare.ng offers strong branding and search visibility for businesses in this space.

Domain: Skincare.ng
Price: $2,500 (serious offers considered)

If you are building a skincare brand, beauty platform, or marketplace in Nigeria and are interested in acquiring this domain, feel free to reach out.

Thank you.

BusinessRe: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 20➜ ➜ ➜ by tobeezman: 6:37pm On Jan 10
Try ya luck! NFVY50

BusinessRe: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by tobeezman: 6:01pm On Nov 10, 2025
Game above starts by 6pm which is live now. All the best!
BusinessRe: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by tobeezman: 6:00pm On Nov 10, 2025
stake big with your full chest. If this game cast make I bend. SPORTYBET BOOKING CODE: MYWQ8E

BusinessRe: Football (+/other Sports) Betting Season 19 ➜ ➜ ➜ by tobeezman: 5:22am On Nov 09, 2025
Kelvinnchucks:
Pretty sure your receding hairline is now fully bald.

Can't believe you've been doing this for 3 years and all the progress you made was to move from a low budget Samsung to a low budget Redmi.

Gambling 10k and 20k lol, thats poverty betting... 3 years as a gambler or investor your highest stake is still 25k to win 28k, then you'll say i got 10k profit this week grin grin grin grin lord... and you are happy leading people to live your type of life?, take it from me, you can't truly win in gambling. I'd advice you stop. Honestly. it's wired to get you into debts no matter how hard or careful or strategic you might be. You have a better chance in crypto or actually working than sports betting tbh

if i tell you I've lost 10million on 1.03 odds would you believe? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I thought i had a STRATEGY too grin grin grin grin... if you see how i was wasting money ehnnn, i'm mostly here to remind myself i can't win by looking at foolish losses.

anyways this would be my last post here. Byeee guys
Good morning Bro, pls, Stake on this single draw with confidence. ga me starts by 7am this morning. HVZYR1

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