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SpencerForbes:
You're chasing perfection, but let's be real, we're all works in progress - guys and gals alike. If you're holding out for that flawless Igbo babe who's smart and checks every box, you might be waiting a while.

So, are you saying if you meet a chill, caring, intelligent lady, you'd pass just because she's Yoruba? Sounds like there's more to the story, or maybe you just didn’t like her.
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Not at all! If she was yoruba and she is proud of her yoruba name and heritage, I will not ghost her. I will choose a yoruba lady that bears "Kemi Joy Adeyeye" to "Joy Peters". I don't know how best to explain this.

I met this fine geh at a tech event in Lagos.
Before the event started, we had a little chit-chat and mehn, she was exactly my type. Beautiful, intelligent, confident, and we just clicked. You know that kind of connection that feels like you’ve known someone for years? Yeah, that was it.

Throughout the event, we kept vibing, laughing at the same jokes, sharing ideas, everything just aligned.

At the end, I asked for her name she said Linda.
Cool name.

Then I asked where she was from, she said Anambra.
My eyes lit up. I’m from Anambra too!

So I got curious and asked, “What village?”
She mentioned it and boom, it’s in the same local government as mine. I was like, “This is fate.”

Everything was lining up perfectly.
She was single, I’m single, we shared interests, goals, and background… until one tiny moment changed everything.

She gave me her business card and I didn’t see a single Igbo name on it.
Both her first and last names were English.

When I got home, I texted her, I asked, gently, “Don’t you have an Igbo name?”

Her reply?

“I don’t like my Igbo name, and I don’t like speaking Igbo either.”

That one message drained everything I felt for her.
Instantly.

It wasn’t about tribal pride or anything dramatic, it was just the realization that we might see identity differently.
Because for me, being Igbo isn’t just where I’m from, it’s who I am. It’s the rhythm in my thoughts, the tone in my laughter, the root of my values.

And when someone rejects that part of themselves, it feels like they’ve rejected a part of me too.

So yeah… I ghosted her.
Not because she wasn’t amazing, but because something in me went cold.

Let's do this!

Mynd44 Seun lalasticlala OAM4J

If I have NGN1,000,000 at the moment, I won't be posting this message and I won't be needing any of you.

Here is the deal:

I want to register a company with CAC as well as do a trademark for the product brand logo I just finished and I need a team of 20 persons to enable me launch this start-up that will stand the test of time.

The business module is branded Men Underwear which includes; Singlets and briefs.

What makes this product better than other brands in the market is that the underwear are tailored to body specifications as they are customised with specific client in perspective.

The designs are going to be very unique and quite different from the regular brands in the market. I designed it myself and the material used for the sewing of the Singlets and briefs are going to be unique as well.

I need a total of NGN1,000,000 to enable this business fly. This NGN1,000,000 investment opportunity translate to 30% of the company total shares.

I project at least 300,000 unit of the underwear to be sold within the first 5 months of launch, while the first 100,000 unit will be sold as preorder. The total cost of production per Singlet or brief/boxer is put at #580 to be sold at NGN1,299.

Customers can buy directly from our website or any partnered shops nationwide.

Let's fly together!

Feel free to ask any questions here as regards this business as I am ready to respond.

We intend to kickstart by end of January.

Thanks.

kinzation:
you no like Star or Guinness

Na small plastic five alive I like.

Correct score 3:3

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Car wey them take carry my Papa corpses. This car Na senior ambulance. Congratulations to her still.

Change ur Style (Take the new job), don't be like that(Reject the offer from your current company).

Oya send me two bottles of Guinness stout for the advice.

cybertyrant:
Am thinking of using it to design a social network or an online buisness,what do you think?

Not a bad idea. Venture into agriculture online. I can build a platform like thriveagric.com with Just N120k, U register a company name with CAC with N80k. You will still have N800 balance.
From your 800k balance, u will spend 200k on social media sponsored advert which I can also handle. Secure a virtual office in Lagos and Abuja for a year for another 200k(100k) each. Now u you are in business with N400k account balance.

Start sourcing for land to hire for farming.

My younger brother is based in UAE and lives in the city where clothes are sold in bails at the cheapest rates (100k per bail)
50k covers logistics down to Nigeria which brings the total amount to 150k.
You can make between 200 - 300k in profit per bail when u sell in Nigeria.

Ask any questions here and I will reply for transparency. I am based in Lagos.

aspirebig:
Very true

In Nigeria, you hear,his Excellency, for a criminal that stole state funds will be accorded reverence and escort will be driving him..Someone that ought to be stoned to death for stealing public funds..

Too sad.

Nor only in Nigeria. It's Universal.

forreelliinc:
You sef get plans for this geh abi? I still dey wait for the day she go enter my trap

And u left ur phone number public via ur siggy? Ur own don finish walahi! They are coming for you.

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