₦airaland Forum

shaiba:
This is the right thing to do and the first step to take. Also note the child's attitude when dropping him off at school. Some schools admit more than they can handle in a class and teachers ( in some cases with only one minder) tend to be a bit impatient with children of this age. Please if the proprietor or proprietress of the school does not do much to help your son's situation kindly change to another as this could affect him as they grow older.

Oh my! When I started reading the topic, this was what I wanted to say, I mean the bolded. Watch the child's attitude once you are close to his school.

Errm, madam shaiba, please I need your help ma, so much please.

Woah!!!

OLUJOSHINS:
Akwa Ibom again!!!!

egbon ekaaro, ejoor I need your help sir
Please spare me a minute sir, please.

Acecube:
God forbid bad thing, please we can't use our state to experiment oh... would rather vote another party than PDP, look at how they looted Nigeria dry biko they looted us for 9years at state level, once bitten twice shy. Oshimhole may have eaten but he worked, paid salaries, good roads, renovated schools e.t.c

Lool, hmmm

Hello Sir, please I need your help Sir.
Could you spare me a minute?

01Mysticdon:
Done.

Hello bro, can you spare a minute of your time please?

flexyfit:
I love her dress,it's fine

Hello ma...
Do I have your attention?

njiasi30:
My dear u posted ur story on d wrong section, take it to d family section. Dere re more reasonable and matured one's dere. Some ppl here most of dem reason with dere... don't mind d bashing dear, u re better Dan most of dem. U re really in d middle of a deep blue sea btw what is ur age range? Apart 4rm dis guy, do u ve any other means to survive?
Brb...

Lol @bolded.
Hello ma, can you spare me few minutes?

Debbywills:
Not Everyone Understands That.

Hello ma, good morning ma...

sbabimbola:
haaaa!

Hello ma''' goodmorning to you.

I vote
Photoshoot
Fynestboi
Vizkiz

Cc: NLJega

I vote photoshoot
Golor,
Cutezt,
Franchise21,
Princeakins,
Ryabcool,
Ichommy

Cc: NLJega

nice one!
#TeamPHOTOSHOOT

I vote


photoshoot
Ryabcool
Princeakins
ichommy
Golor
franchise21
Devilmaycry
Cutezt



Cc: NLJega

Space booked.

ladyF:
Hehehe autocorrect has caused a lot of breakups.

That moment when you want to send bae a message like...



But thanks to autocorrect, you see this....

lwkm!
I personally turn off my auto correct before it starts dragging phone with me, I would advice lalasticlala to do same sef

13. When it tries to correct your slang.


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Better behave



Sauce: http://zikoko.com/list/autocorrect-behave-please/

12. When you’re helping your parents type messages on their ‘unsmart’ phones and you’re missing autocorrect.


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I am sorry. Come back please.

11. When autocorrect starts suggesting words to complete your sentence.


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You don't know me

10. When autocorrect changes ‘OMW’ to ‘On my way!’, even though you’ve still not left your house.


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Why so excited?!

9. When you type an insult to someone and send it but you can blame it on autocorrect.


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Wasn't me

8. When you’ve typed and retyped a word six times because your autocorrect won’t let you move forward.


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I am not doing again

7. When autocorrect changes ‘food’ to ‘good’ in your worst moments of hunger.


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How dare you?

6. When you’re typing in your native language and it’s still trying to mind your business for you.


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Mo ti gbo –> Month to go. Be careful please!

5. When you’re typing nonsense thinking autocorrect has your back and it leaves your nonsense for you like that.


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What a betrayed!

4. When you’re angry and want to swear but it won’t even let you.


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Did I buy you or did you buy me?!

3. When autocorrect starts correcting and replacing your name in your own phone.



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Time to deactivate you

2. After a while, autocorrect starts acting like it knows more than you.


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Stay in your lane please

1. When you first get your phone and your autocorrect is not even correcting you.


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WYD??