1. When a senior wants to punish you some minutes to dining time.




Don’t let the devil use you.

2. When your provisions have finished and you hear dining bell.



Can’t come and carry last.

Spreads mat!

3. When you can see them about to close the dining hall door.





God forbid

4. When someone tries to jump the line to collect food.




Please just respect yourself.

I nid a lorryload of guguru n ekpa.
Who get zobo?

*yawn* *Got Off ma duvet* *kisses bae on her forehead*
Oya let is flow...... Following

5. When the dining hall prefect asks “who wants extra plantain?”





See question oh

6. You, watching two seniors fight in the dining hall.




Are you not entertained?

7. How the dining hall looks when the food is jollof rice and chicken:




Who no like better thing?

8. When you get to the hall 5 minutes late and you hear food has finished.





Are you people animals?

9. The hall, when a senior declares “MASSACRE”:




Everyman for himself

10. How you eat when your guy gets chosen to be dining hall prefect:




WINNING

11. When they take light in the hall and everyone starts shouting.





Are you people not Nigerians?

12. When you’re hungry and that wicked senior tells you to bring your food.





Is it fair?

13. When someone brings milk to the hall on pap and akara day.





Our hero of dinning hall

14. When the dining hall prefect calls for extra food





We hail oh

looool

15. When they are serving beans and all the girls are forming.




Starve o, its not me you are kuku doing

16. When you’re still eating and you hear “LEAVE THE DINING HALL”





EXCUZ MI!

Kenneth205:
Spreads mat!

Lol you were in the hostels?

daewoorazer:
I nid a lorryload of guguru n ekpa.
Who get zobo?

Abeg, share me some oo
Don't let senior lalasticlala see it o

Chicent:
*yawn*
*Got Off ma duvet*
*kisses bae on her forehead*
Oya let is flow......
Following

I envy you oo



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Good morning

NYC one op!

Didn't go to hostel, but my friends DAT did would always gist me back den. Lol

Space booked.

Gbam! Gbam!


Our Mr Nairaland e haff speaken


Zikoko one hell of a hilarious syte

I can't stop laffn. Sooo true. I didn't live in d hostel but most of my friends who did... Chai said all ds.

Nice one OP


When students will stay around the dining hall an hour before lunch waiting for the bell especially during 'injury'.

Kayjoepops:


NYC one op!

Didn't go to hostel, but my friends DAT did would always gist me back den. Lol

Bluette:
I can't stop laffn. Sooo true. I didn't live in d hostel but most of my friends who did... Chai said all ds.

Lool,
You both missed out in the fun and suffering o,
Hostel life was

Countrygirl:
Nice one OP


When students will stay around the dining hall an hour before lunch waiting for the bell especially during 'injury'.

This showed you went to hostel, yes or yes..
Lol, an hour is even late sef

Hahahahaha i can relate to 3,11 and 16

photoshoot:


This showed you went to hostel, yes or yes.. Lol, an hour is even late sef

Yes oo,

I miss boarding house.

photoshoot:





Lool, You both missed out in the fun and suffering o, Hostel life was

Hhen hhen.. D fun part maybe but d suffering part.. I thank God o.