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Nolita Fairytale by Vanessa Carlton

peeps lets try to be objective, from my standpoint it was a fairly average game for naija .mikel had no reason to play
dat match, the other bulky striker was too slow for d mexican defence, and dos santos should play in a circus, did u see how he turned a full 360 in d air before landin over dat challenge, and whoever is dat uche guy kicking our penalty
into d stands like his life depended on it. chop knuckle for one man riot martins he was on top of his game

do i have to tell u all the answers? olodo!!!!!!!!!!


anyway does anyone know the answer?

cos you're a fuckin gay


why are u a fuckin gay?

My experience was absolutely phenomenal. I boarded an IRS aircraft to Kano from Lagos on my way to the orientation camp and as soon as i entered i noticed a young lady seated beside me. She hurriedly introduced herself and started an hour long sermon about plane crashes.The thing about her was that she never stopped talking about plane crashes and possible survival positions in the Plane.
                                                                       Naturally i became very frieghtened as i was seated closest to the window. I began 2 wonder how many years the plane had been operational as i noticed the rusty wing and i blamed myself for not travelling by road. The worst was yet 2 come ,when i looked at the other passengers they had suddenly become religious chanting gospel songs. A look at the window again i could'nt see anything by then the plane was full throttle in the middle of nowhere, visibility was absent fear was present.
felt something in my stomach as i begged God for another chance to live. 10mins later a pensive looking white hostess came in 2 announce that we were experiencing "mild turbulence" like she puts it. About a minute later they started serving snacks and soft drinks. I didnt take mine cos' i knew my mouth will not open. I renewed my vow of celibacy with God and promised to be a better person as the height made me realise that God was greater than i had imagined.

Landing was even more terrible, perhaps because there was a sudden change in movement as the plane started to vibrate rather violently. I clearly remenber that i was like the 3rd passenger to get off the plane, and believe me i'm in no hurry to get into another one