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SportsRe: Ernesto Valverede Reveals "Special Thing" Man Utd Has by Todetayo(m): 2:27pm On Apr 16, 2019
enemyofprogress:
Please what time is the march?
After February
RomanceRe: Guys At What Age Did You Realize These Females Are All Whoress? by Todetayo(m): 11:59am On Apr 11, 2019
MelaninGold:
Take it easy bruh, if you weren't dumb you wouldn't quote me. Son of a bitch. Good morning.
Lifeless.....
Just like buhari.....
Brainless......
It is people like u that thinks with ur nipples
RomanceRe: Guys At What Age Did You Realize These Females Are All Whoress? by Todetayo(m): 10:29am On Apr 11, 2019
MelaninGold:
You don't have to take it personal. It's not my fault that you are part of the 90%. If you weren't, you wouldn't quote me to expose your stupidity.
Only a fool tries to find a partner in foolishness.......
Arguing with you is a waste of time...
Lifeless bitch
RomanceRe: Guys At What Age Did You Realize These Females Are All Whoress? by Todetayo(m): 4:17am On Apr 11, 2019
MelaninGold:
90% of males on Nairaland are pure dumb.
And most of the ladies are plain stupid
No offense taken
CelebritiesRe: Teni Celebrates As Drake Follows Niniola, Her Sister On Instagram by Todetayo(m): 9:53pm On Apr 08, 2019
Tho I have no concern about this
But people criticizing her, how will u feel if drake followed u tomorrow?
Think about that before judging her
EducationRe: Ibadan Poly Orders Immediate Suspension Of Student Union by Todetayo(m): 6:37pm On Apr 04, 2019
Amuocha:
What is the FIFA ranking of this institution sef
.dem never show for top 1 million.....
LiteratureRe: Behind Her Veil by Todetayo(m): 5:28am On Mar 22, 2019
Will appreciate it if you can send it to Todetayo12@gmail.com
For God sake my brother......
RomanceRe: You Know Your Way To The Kitchen by Todetayo(m): 10:09am On Dec 03, 2018
Love this movie.......
The best antidote for a student on strike.........
Continue abeg
SportsRe: Libya Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 2 - 3 (Full Time) by Todetayo(m): 9:26pm On Oct 16, 2018
FisifunKododada:
Game never start?

Ighalo will score the first goal from an assist from Musa Ahmed

Musa will score the second goal with an assist from Ighalo
Una dey use jazz?
SportsRe: Libya Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 2 - 3 (Full Time) by Todetayo(m): 9:22pm On Oct 16, 2018
vicfajeze:
LIBYA 2-3NIGERIA
Baba I hail
RomanceRe: When Naija Men Say "But He Still Fûcked You" Like It's My Loss. Smh by Todetayo(m): 8:05pm On Oct 11, 2018
MariaLavina:
Wao!

You almost made sense grin
He made sense at least.........
Not like u who has been finding it difficult to make sense all your life.......
Just observing
PoliticsRe: Seyi Makinde Wins Oyo PDP Governorship Ticket by Todetayo(m): 7:51am On Oct 01, 2018
PEDRO117:
Senator Olufemi Solagbade Lanlehin is d man to watchout for
God bless you my brother
RomanceRe: THIS is How A Girl Wants You To TEXT/CHAT HER & Find You Attractive (Top Secret) by Todetayo(m): 9:01pm On Sep 29, 2018
Todetayo12@gmail.com
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen) by Todetayo(m): 4:35pm On Sep 17, 2018
JamaicanLove:
Who big prick spp
U need a big dick to Bleep some sense into u
Mines available sha
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen) by Todetayo(m): 10:52pm On Aug 28, 2018
JamaicanLove:
Package na



Those their saggy scrotums grin



And their wrinkled dicks,



Whether e go full hand or not.
E be like say u never see big dick........
U go faint mere seeing it self.....
Abi........
LiteratureRe: Trials Of A Mad Man by Todetayo(op): 10:25am On Aug 22, 2018
Now I know why titi had kept mute all this while and like I guess,it was to blackmail me. She had began to grow on my nerves threatening me on any matter. The latest blow to the straw was one that was irritating. Father has two cars and under no circumstance did he permit us to touch any. Titi said she wanted to take one outside. Now consider this,she is an underage with no driving license and little driving experience and wanted to be driving around. I refused and that was when blackmailing started. I had to bulge as she went out with the car. As she went, Sandra who was not at home returned and we were watching a movie together. After a while, she claimed she wanted to bath and left for her room. After like an hour, she called me and asked me to help her cream her back and I accepted. Her back felt very soft and as I was rubbing it,something else was creeping into my head. She was on her feet a little far from me when I started but by now was close to me with my prick positioned at her as crack. She was in a skimpy towel so it was not difficult fory dick to touch her ass crack. Gradually, my hand extended to her boobs as I began squeezing it. Instead of her objecting, she only grabbed my hands a pressed it harder against her boobs. Out breathing has changed and she was now moaning hard. I would have skipped the events that followed but I want u to understand something that is vital to what will happen next. I sucked her tits so hard and she was moaning like she was going to die. She positioned herself in a way that I was soon licking her pussy and she was sucking my dick. I later entered her and pounded her so much that after I finished, she could not start. One thing about me is that I was now comfortable with sin. After that experience, I would heave in my heart and exclaim
The mad man himself
After I went out,I was fulfilled, after all this while, I finally got to have sex. As I got out,I met titi standing close to the entrance looking ruffled and I asked her what the matter was,She told me she saw everything that happened with Sandra and that she was going to report. I begged and begged until she promised not to talk but on the fact that I would give her whatever she wanted.
Two weeks later, we were to go for a family ceremony at our family house. I casted my mind to my experience during the two weeks. There was no sex between I and Sandra,but there was occasional groping. Sometimes, it would be risky. I could vividly remember once when we sat at the dinning table taking supper. She was sitted beside me with our parents and titi. While we were eating,Sandra eased her hands inside my boxers and started stroking my prick. One thing have always wondered about Sandra is her ability to look innocent even when caught. While I was struggling to betray any emotion, She jus sat as if she only Focused on her dinner. There was also one time when we were all inside the car going out,Titi could not go so it was only I and her at the back. Father and Mother sat at the front. I slipped my hands over he shoulder and I occasionally grazed her tits. To cut the story short,My relationship with Sandra has passed the normal brother to sister Platonic relationship. Titi on the other hand could still not be predicted and I always wondered what was in her mind.
LiteratureRe: Trials Of A Mad Man by Todetayo(op): 9:47pm On Aug 21, 2018
This exactly is what kills d spirit of a writer...
5 whopping episodes........
143 views.... ....
But not a single comentt........
Guys pls this is the point where u are needed to correct caution and encourage me please
LiteratureRe: Trials Of A Mad Man by Todetayo(op): 9:32pm On Aug 21, 2018
Trials of a mad man.......
I was surprise titi actually acted as if nothing happened. She did not throw any occasional glance but she related with me as normal cousins would do. The way she spoke with me was very indifferent to how she normally does and to think that she caught me masturbating earlier would be a lie. Though I was a little bit relieved, I was more worried. Because silence could mean a lot of things, she might lay that as a secret weapon to oppress me. The next day, out parents went to their workplace as usual, but this time leaving me with Titi and Sandra. I was watching TV with Sandra beside me while titi was doing her laundries at the bathroom. At first,everything seems normal,at least since I still had the previous day's occurrence on my mind but Nollywood can prove to be a bastardized company sometimes. We were watching an innocent movie at first with their normal stupid scenes coming up once in a while but they choose a worse situation to introduce a sex scene. I was putting on a baggy short with no boxers underneath. Then the hero started romancing the heroine,immediately it popped up,I forgot momentarily about d previous day as I battled my dick from growing but aye..........The dick has its own mind. It stated growing and it got to a situation that it was very obvious that my dick was standing and when I cast my eye sideways, Sandra's eyes were on my prick. But then she did something she turned to the opposite arm of d chair and stretched her leg to make a situation that her yellow pant was showing and her foot was grazing my prick. I was gradually enjoying it and somehow I found my hands grazing her laps. My madness came into me for the second day in a row.......We were both unconscious of every other thing as we allowed our lust to take over. She was now rubbing her feet more furiously and my Hands were now inches from touching her pussy. Suddenly we heard titi walking towards us and insanity returned. While I was struggling to make everything look normal,I discovered that by looking at Sandra u would never even imagine anything happened. She carried a very innocent look and then I realized my innocent sister wasn't as innocent as I thought.
The rest of the week went uneventful and I was surprised that titi did not talk about the event that happened. Sandra on the other hand was somehow avoiding me. To our parent,everything was normal but to the mad man,everything was not normal. I tried one or two times to beg God for forgiveness but even before I finished praying, I would have Started thinking about sex again. I was growing frustrated at myself. It was Sunday and we.went to church. I don't know what happened but Sandra sat beside for the first time in church. She wore a decent sized gown and we sat together. While the service was going out,I discovered that she was somehow uneasy and I never paid attention but while we were praying, I felt a hand on my crouch. Some one was rubbing it and trying to open the zip. I opened my eyes and I saw Sandra struggling with my zip. Instead of me stopping her,I raised her gown a little bit and directed my hand straight to her pant. I dipped my hand inside and rubbed her pussy from outside. My lewd sister had shaved her pussy and she was as wet as eve. I started fingering her and I discovered that my sister still maintained her innocent countance while I plowed my hand inside. The only thing different was some once in a while deep breathings she does. I fingered her as the preacher preached and co incidentally, he was talking against premarital sex. The mad Tayo was fingering his sister in the church while the pastor was preaching against premarital sex. I thought to myself after she came and went ouside ti sort the mess out and then and there I concluded that I must be mad.
LiteratureRe: Trials Of A Mad Man by Todetayo(op): 4:19pm On Aug 21, 2018
The rate at which I was very Hot,I guess if I handle any of the female sex reading this story,it would have been an automatic ticket straight to hell for them. I began to scheme how to bed either titi or Sandra. The next day,my parent went to their place of work and Sandra went to visit her friends leaving me at home with titi alone. I tried to bring an idea of how to seduce her but I couldn't phantom any. After I discovered that she was asleep, I went to the sitting room and slotted in a pornographic movie hoping to service myself. I was so lost in my act of self service that o totally forgot that titi was inside the bedroom. I guess it was one of the numerous noise I was making that that woke titi up. I was growing increasingly tired of my act of self service and I decided to stop. But aye,it was too late,I turned to see titi staring at me from the entrance of the room she shares with Sandra. I was shocked beyond words, I looked at her eyes but I could not pick a reaction from her face. Though I was older than her with some months,I was scared she would inform my parent and if she does that,it would mean damnation on my part. Father has developed an habit of punishing us with our pocket money for a whole week. Not only that,I would be condemned to do all the house chores alone. The most embarrassing one is that he would ensure I confess in front of the whole church on a Sunday. That according to him,would deter us from doing such things again. I know it will look like an empty threat but a certain day Sandra brought one of her male school friends home,I understood everything. I guess d guy has been pestering my sister for a relationship and she bulged. We were required to go to an outing and Sandra said she wasn't interested in the outing. She was left home and we went to the outing. As we got there,my father told me to follow him home so we could pick a document and I followed. We got home and started knocking with no one to answer. Since we had the second key,we opened the door and enter. Immediately we entered, a voice like some one screaming was hear from Sandra's room and we headed towards her room. What we saw was quite disheartening,Sitting on the bed was Sandra and in front of her was a guy who had his hand inside Sandra's pant. She was busy moaning and father was busy boiling. To cut the story short, she was not given a dime for a whole week,she did all the chores,mine inclusively and the most embarrassing one was that she had to confess in front of the whole church. To think of the look on people's eyes that day,I was already shaking and their reaction
Ah! Iwo omoyi(you this child)
Iwona!(you also?)
Omo kekere ara re(at your age?)
Onishekuse oshe....
That day,I was embarrassed. To think that there is likelyhood for me to face the same fate brought sweat out of my face. Sweats trickled to every corner and yet I seem not to care. I was only concerned about the looming danger of appearing in front of the church was the top problem i was hoping to solve. I was scared firstly because I don't know what she had on mind and that I could not predict my fate. I disappeared into my room and only appear when am needed. I could not even eat my dinner as i was scared as shit as to whether she would report or not.....
Trials of a mad man.......
EducationRe: NECO Releases Results; 71% Score Above 5 Credits by Todetayo(m): 10:50am On Aug 21, 2018
BuhariM:
Wow this is impressive. They made me failed most of my subjects then.

Foolish exam body
I now understand why u failed..........
LiteratureRe: Trials Of A Mad Man by Todetayo(op): 7:12am On Aug 21, 2018
At first it felt like I was the speaker and o started shouting, I knew not wat I did,only heard the narrations. Someone said I danced and took of my clothes leaving only the boxers. I was told I passed out,only to wake at the moment the devil's basket was to commence.....
When I heard,I wondered how a God's particle like me turned out to be the partaker of a stupid game called devil's basket. I guess almost everybody knows about devil's basket, but as at that time I knew nothing about it. I had three major areas that interest me,bible,school works and Music.
And talking of music, I had to do it in secret. This obviously is because the genres are in stark contrast to the songs we sing in Church. Father hated the worldly songs and would always ensure that we do not listen to it. I started listening to worldly song was when father brought phone for me and since then,I have found it very hard to break free from it. It actually got to a stage that I was now composing songs myself. I had instrumentals and it made it easier for me to sing but dare I not go to the studio.
That day,it was like I was broken from a chain. It was like a yoke was lifted off my neck and I committed a grave sin,which paved way for other sins. It started as we were playing devil's basket and it got to my turn and was asked to pick and I picked one,which demanded that a girl should give me Mouth Action. Simbi was a class mate who had this crush on me and when she heard about what I picked,she quickly volunteered to help me. I was drunk so I knew not about a lot of stuffs that must have gone on that night but I remember vividly that I suddenly felt something on prick. It was sensational and enjoyable. I was really happy that I felt like that,but her Mouth Action arose my feeling. I was really feeling on top of the world. After five minutes, we were asked to stop.
Now before I proceed,this story has one aim and focus. That is why am being referred to as a mad man. The story I have been narrating since has nothing to do with that, but it only served as an eye opener to how I became closed to being called a mad man. The real story has to do with my trials inside the family and not outside. I will just conclude the earlier story so u can understand what made me this.
After the devil's basket session, people started making out and simbi came to sit on my leg. She started grinding me and my dick started getting bigger. She thrusted her hand into my trousers and brought my dick out. I wanted to stop her, but the alcohol would not agree. She shifted her short skirt up and sat her pantless pussy on my dick. It really felt good and I could not contain my excitement. She placed my her hands on her boobs and pressed it together. Her boobs were as soft as a pillow and it really brought me to the edg. She went up and down until her pussy dried up. She had to use her mouth to relieve me so I could ejaculate.
To cut the story short,after that day I started feeling the urge to have sex. It got to a stage that I was willing to Bleep a dog even if it would take the urge away. I started watching porn,started masturbating but it could not satisfy me. I called simbi but she could not help as she has traveled.
I guss this is where my family comes in.As at that time my sister and a cousin from my dad's side were staying at home. I started lusting and fantasizing about them I would peep when the were having their bathe. My life became messy as I became far to God. My sister,Sandrais a light and beautiful girl. Though younger than I am,she had developed and you would think she is my Senior sister. My cousin Titi was also in the same shoes. I was thrown into the world of hornyness(if there is something like that).
LiteratureRe: Trials Of A Mad Man by Todetayo(op): 8:46pm On Aug 20, 2018
It happened sometimes ago,we were through with our waec and neck,in fact all necessary exams meant to he done after senior secondary school sha. My best friend, Tony invited all th ss3 students to his birthday. I knew Tony as a decent boy,and he was a known factor to popsy and momsy. They trusted him even more than I, omotayo. Their consent was earned easily once they heard he was the one. I discovered that Tony was hell bent onr coming to the party, an event he knew I hated so much. I only went because he was damn close to me. I got to the part early and drinks were served inside plastic take away cup. Something strange about the drinks was that it was left in two different disposable cups. A big one and a small ome. The big one would be too much for me so I took the small one but Aye......
That was the worst and stupidest decision Tayo ever made. I drank it and sat at a corner, hoping to slip away when tony was busy. Bus suddenly I started hearing some voice in my head...........
At first it felt like I was the speaker and o started shouting, I knew not wat I did,only heard the narrations. Someone said I danced and took of my clothes leaving only the boxers. I was told I passed out,only to wake at the moment the devil's basket was to commence.....
LiteratureTrials Of A Mad Man by Todetayo(op): 2:11am On Aug 20, 2018
Trials of a mad man......
God.........
I know by seeing the tittle, u would think I am a psychological derailed somebody. But contrary to the tittle, I am not derailed psychologically, but I am mad. I mean,what else would u call me when my life has been marred by sex.
Today its bisi,
Tomorrow it is Jumoke
A new lady for each day.
The point I want you to know is that my life was once normal. Like everybody, I had a reason for the change, but mine is different from almost all the stories you would have heard.
My secondary school days was one in which I was devoted into God. I was one of the ushers and I was very good in preaching. I would segregate myself from other kids once they start talking about the immortality of the world. I, Omotayo, the son of pastor Akano was being trained so I could be ordained as a pastor to replace my father when he dies. Bible wise, I was good but works in all other aspect. The turning point for me was one I would never forget. But before I go on,let me give u an idea of what I have done that warrants the name mad man. What would you call a man that slept with 4 of his cousins?, what do you call one that fingered his sister in the church, I meab what do u call someone that lived on porn. What do u call d man that thinks only about sex when he sees a lady?
A. MAD. MAN
FashionTrials Of A Mad Man by Todetayo(op): 2:01am On Aug 20, 2018
Trials of a mad man......
God.........
I know by seeing the tittle, u would think I am a psychological derailed somebody. But contrary to the tittle, I am not derailed psychologically, but I am mad. I mean,what else would u call me when my life has been marred by sex.
Today its bisi,
Tomorrow it is Jumoke
A new lady for each day.
The point I want you to know is that my life was once normal. Like everybody, I had a reason for the change, but mine is different from almost all the stories you would have heard.
My secondary school days was one in which I was devoted into God. I was one of the ushers and I was very good in preaching. I would segregate myself from other kids once they start talking about the immortality of the world. I, Omotayo, the son of pastor Akano was being trained so I could be ordained as a pastor to replace my father when he dies. Bible wise, I was good but works in all other aspect. The turning point for me was one I would never forget. But before I go on,let me give u an idea of what I have done that warrants the name mad man. What would you call a man that slept with 4 of his cousins?, what do you call one that fingered his sister in the church, I meab what do u call someone that lived on porn. What do u call d man that thinks only about sex when he sees a lady?
A. MAD. MAN
LiteratureApplication by Todetayo(op): 8:15pm On Aug 19, 2018
Pls I wanna write a story,but I want to complete it before I start uploading it on nairaland. Please what app can I use?
CrimeRe: Police Gun Down Armed Robbers Who Raided Bank In Edo Yesterday. Graphic Photos by Todetayo(m): 8:17am On Aug 11, 2018
HungerBAD:
Good job.

Kudos to the Nigerian police.
The way u say Nigerian police ehn......
U could have Spain Edo state police........
If u want to learn about Nigerian police come and see d 50 nairq gang
PhonesRe: What Is Your Favorite Mobile Phone Game ? by Todetayo(m): 9:18pm On Jul 20, 2018
ObservantFellow:
Football Manager Mobile 2018 all the way

Although we're awaiting 2019 in about four months time wink

The last screenshot is my favourite news in my current save grin
How do I download it?
LiteratureRe: Triangle...... by Todetayo(op): 9:23pm On Jul 07, 2018
Episode 14
Yeah.............
Finally David was going to celebrate his birthday. He knew how long it took before his brother could convince their father. Their father had first refused because he was fed up with David not getting an admission. But David cared less bout admission because he got everything he wanted on a platter of gold. But he knew that definitely,he was gaining admission that year. His choice was to become a political scientist or an ambassador and uniosun combined the two together. He had gotten 240 in jamb and his o'levels were amazing. Their expectation now is that Uniosun should start its admission process. David planned how he was going to organize the parry and decided to have it their house. He knew his father would travel for his annual vacations that week and his brother wouldn't care as far as he wasn't disturbed. He never knew that Timi has his own plans. He would invite Deborah and her friends and he was definitely going to get beer for his party. His father had given him a hundred thousand and it wioo definitely be enough for the party. He consulted his brother who gave him an hint on what to do and how to do it. He wanted invite a disk jockey who would play but Timi opted to help. Everything was set and the day was approaching. On the other hand,Timi schemed his plan into perfection. Laurel would be finished after he executes his plan
LiteratureRe: Triangle...... by Todetayo(op): 3:44pm On Jul 04, 2018
Episode 13
Timi knew more than asking Daniel any dirty question. Laurel wasn't particularly happy with him taking Daniel out, but she had to consent when her mom gave him the go ahead. Daniel was really happy to go out with Timi. Timi asked him about his school life and he happily told him everything about school. How he has found school work a little bit hard and how girls were always on his pursue. He complained of not being able to have a girlfriend because of her sister. Timi asked him why he could not have one secretly in school and the little boy said that,when he meant relationship and girlfriend, not for attachment but for enjoyment. He told him about his desire to have sex even if once before finishing secondary school. He also talked about the fact that her sister is also proving a barrier to his trying to become a musician claiming it will only make him bad. It turned out that Timi learned two things,the first was that Daniel wasn't as innocent as he thought and the second,Daniel seriously needed help. He then solicited to help him in his school work and offered that he would do something about his music too. He then told him that if Daniel wanted to invite girls over,he should invite them to his house. His house is available for him. They went home after they had fun and Timi told laurel's mom about how he would want Daniel to always come over to his side after school so he could teach him some things. Laurel's mom agreed because she was thinking of hiring a teacher for him. It turned out that his first revenge plan has been broken. The next plan he had for her has also been jilted,as Anastasia and Janet also travelled, so it would go over to his last plan.............. He knew how perfectly to about his plan and the perfect day would be on David's birthday
LiteratureRe: Triangle...... by Todetayo(op): 4:04pm On Jul 03, 2018
Episode 12
Timi looked at her eyes and it carries an innocent look. It was this look that first tempted him the first time they met. Laurel has the ability to do something wrong and still make you feel responsible. Timi smiled and started
"Hey laurel........whatsup"...... She looked at him indifferently and left him at the entrance. Timi smiled wryly to himself and entered into the house. Anastasia rushed and hugged him while Janet waved. He prostrated for their mother and gave Daniel a handshake. Laurel still looked at him like he was Lazarus who was raised from dead by Jesus Christ. Timi thought, thinking about Lazarus, he i s indeed one but he was resurrected by revenge and not Jesus Christ. Since he met them eating breakfast, he was also served. Questions were thrown to him by laurel's mother and he answered those he could answer and smiled at those he could not answer. After breakfast, he asked Daniel if he was free and he replied positively. He invited him into his sport car and they drove off. Hurdle one completed but what next?

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