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Sports / Re: Lewandowskii: FIFA Award More Important, Ballon D’or Votes Not Verifiable by Todetayo(m): 7:50am On Feb 06, 2022 |
People and hypocrisy sha!!!! When Ronaldo won three consecutive ballon d'or award, even robbing Ribery in the process, the award 'was' legitimate Now that he only makes the top three by formality, the award is now a scam!!!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: Ghana Vs Comoros (2 - 3) On 18th January 2022 by Todetayo(m): 3:49am On Jan 19, 2022 |
Litmus: Actually, since I didn't consider Ghana as a threat to Nigeria's chances of winning the trophy, I paid little attention to them. Its a waste of time to jubilate because an outsider was eliminated. What problem does Ghana have with Nigeria by the way? 1 Like 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by Todetayo(m): 7:47pm On Jan 15, 2022 |
kwametut: Are you mad or something? This is purely football, do not spoil the thread for us!!!! Y'all can take your baseless argument somewhere else 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Miss Sahhara Undergoes Corrective Surgery by Todetayo(m): 3:53am On Jan 14, 2022 |
I spent the night in the hospital after the surgery with the drains still attached, the surgery is to correct some pain and mistakes I made during my journey into womanhood. We go through hell to be our true selves, it’s a shame that some people trivialize our identity without knowing what it takes to be us. So, womanhood don become country wey them they journey to? This one na retard!!!! I hope they never go through what I have been through. LMFAO, wetin the wehrey go through? By the way, news like this aren't relevant, it shouldn't be shoved down our throats. We don't give two hoots about transgenders |
Romance / Re: Man Retrieves Phone He Gifted His Girlfriend Over Infidelity In Ibadan (Video) by Todetayo(m): 12:38am On Dec 29, 2021 |
Tbvh, some of my gees don't collect the gift because of its worth, its because they want to see the girl embarrassed and pained Most ladies are fond of flaunting online with their iPhones, so definitely, they won't be able to flaunt without it again after it was collected |
Sports / Re: Messi, Maguire & Ramos In Europe‘s Worst Team Of The Season by Todetayo(m): 8:06pm On Dec 27, 2021 |
Head dey pain whoever computed this list..... I understand that you need to include Messi so that penaldo fans can jump on your bandwagon...... So according to you, once a player doesn't score, then he Is a flop? Have you checked the chances Messi created? Have you checked his assists? Have you checked his passes completed amidst all other stats? Well, since all Ronaldo fans think football is about lying in the box and scoring penalties and tap ins, I'm not surprised with this post... Wastrels!!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Taboo [18+] by Todetayo(m): 7:42am On Dec 27, 2021 |
Hello, I just did a bank transfer to Okadabooks and when I'm supposed to fill my details in, it keeps giving the ' internal error response What's the next line of action? |
Crime / Re: EFCC Declares 4 Nigerians Wanted, Shares Pictures Of Suspects by Todetayo(m): 7:30am On Nov 23, 2021 |
Baawaa:These are nothing compared to the fraud committed by your criminal fathers in politics.... Northern politicians are just pure criminal, fraudsters, illiterate and Useless. Even you youths are not left behind. Expensive lifestyle with no source of incomes, Retards!!! I wonder why EFCC will not go after them, but will be chasing boys that are surviving on $100 per week.. |
Politics / Re: Osun 2022: Ademola Adeleke Meet Seyi Makinde Over Governorship Bid by Todetayo(m): 7:04am On Nov 17, 2021 |
EmperorTolson: God bless you boss, you just spoke my heart. Osogbo is now so busy all because of one dumb decision to set up a bridge where its not even needed. The Old garage province would have been a reasonable place to set a bridge up, but as usual, our politicians no dey think 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Recruit Your Kids – Nigerians Slam Fayemi Over Call For NYSC Members To Fight by Todetayo(m): 2:39pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
To be very honest, its hard for people to use common sense again. Maybe as a result of hike in the Price of food sha. Nigeria has more than 100 other problems to deal with, I mean problems that are more important than to worry about NYSC. Even the soldiers cannot curb boko haram, insufficient weapons. We still borrow from IMF to pay huge salaries to politicians who in turn send their kids abroad. Now that you've heard that the masses should be sent to their death, you start the clamor for important one year of military training. Food is so expensive, we can't deploy corpers to farms, we can't use them for safer jobs, it must sha be suicide.... And yet some senseless element supported the slowpoke, claiming he has spoken well. You still refuse to believe that boko haram is actually a ploy by the politician to tackle the ruling party, so you want innocent youths to lose their lives for such ridiculous cause..... We should please endeavor to use our common sense, and not talk without thinking deeply. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Man Collects Food He Bought For Ladies That Refused To Go Home With Him: Video by Todetayo(m): 10:49pm On Sep 20, 2021 |
dasparrow:From what I can read here, na agreement, I buy food for you, you follow me home... Who come be father Christmas abeg? 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Israel Goodnews Balogun Detained By Police Over Suleman's 'Miracle Money' by Todetayo(m): 7:13am On Aug 13, 2021 |
NwaAmaikpe: Shut the bleep up nor Respect for man of 'god'......... We are not entitled to use our voice to criticize again? And even in the bible, how many times did the holy ghost deposit money in their bank account? We all keep getting blackmailed by the End prophets because we refuse to search for the Truth.... "Ye shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall set you free" |
Politics / Re: Interpol Arrested Sunday Igboho & His Wife Ropo In Benin Republic — Lawyer by Todetayo(m): 7:28pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
Nemere2020:Who else noticed nairaland's news is so slow? Heard he's been released already.... On his way to GB.... |
Literature / Re: Why I Separated Myself From Catholicism – Chimamanda Adichie by Todetayo(m): 7:25am On Jul 12, 2021 |
breathelove:Why should you wait for the church to conduct a burial when even Jesus Christ said "let the dead bury their dead? |
Literature / Re: Why I Separated Myself From Catholicism – Chimamanda Adichie by Todetayo(m): 7:23am On Jul 12, 2021 |
YorubaKinging: Point of correction bro, Catholicism never gave birth to Christianity, it is safe to say that Catholicism is the first denomination to divert from the one true church that was established by the Bible..... If you're a Christan, then were the seven churches of Asia Catholic? |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: Why I Jumped Bail, Escaped From Nigeria by Todetayo(m): 5:11pm On Jun 29, 2021 |
I'm not supporting anyone, but isn't it weird, The Almighty Kanu was suddenly arrested, and not even in this country. He is a criminal remember, and is still being treated very highly. Book Haram wey dey Bornu never finish!!!!! Hope say money never exchange hand sh? |
Politics / Re: Femi Gbajabiamila: Why Power Devolution Is Important by Todetayo(m): 7:22am On Jun 28, 2021 |
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Sports / Re: Leo Messi's Teammates Celebrate His 34th Birthday With Song And Presents (Video) by Todetayo(m): 5:55am On Jun 25, 2021 |
emuforlife: Lol, 4 goals in Euros, three penalties 1 Like |
Politics / Re: JUNE 12: Buhari Is Like Jesus - MURIC Tells Protesters by Todetayo(m): 6:40am On Jun 15, 2021 |
GOTVee:You're a spineless bastard..... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Buhari Expresses Outrage Over The Murder Of Ahmed Gulak by Todetayo(m): 3:31am On May 31, 2021 |
Amotolongbo: Which president? The dead one? |
Politics / Re: Why The North Cannot Allow Breakup Of Nigeria - Garba Adamu by Todetayo(m): 9:30am On May 30, 2021 |
Racoon: Every single time a northern idiot rules, thing will just go backward. Obasanjo and Jonathan pushed Nigeria upward, one idiot came and everything scattered. Abacha did the same, even babangida, Gowon...... To mention few sha. Those people are a curse to this region!!! |
Literature / Re: Behind Her Veil by Todetayo(m): 7:57pm On May 01, 2021 |
Help a poor guy, this story is too interesting not to finish..... Todetayo12@gmail.com |
Crime / Re: CCTV Evidence: Baba Ijesha Kissing, Handling Female Minor - PUNCH Reviews by Todetayo(m): 3:03pm On May 01, 2021 |
paddyDIGITAL: If every case is concluded without any evidence, pantami should have been executed by now.... |
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Chose Kano To Prove That Yoruba And Fulani Are One by Todetayo(m): 8:05am On Mar 30, 2021 |
Prinnce1: For real, while I'm supporting restructuring, our problem is we don't even know what exactly we want to restructure. In your own context, what are we restructuring? Political systems? System of government? Electoral process? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: 10-Man FC Porto Knock-out Juventus From The Champions League by Todetayo(m): 5:12am On Mar 10, 2021 |
Mosesvic11: Compare those three to Ajax, Lyon and Porto abeg |
Religion / Re: Must Every Believer Speak In Tongues As An Evidence Of Having The Holy Spirit? by Todetayo(m): 10:10am On Mar 07, 2021 |
As much as I've resisted the urge to comment, I have to say this. The gifts mentioned in the book of Corinthians can only be activated when the apostles lay hand on the Christian. That is why Simeon the sorcerer had to attempt to bribe the apostles to lay hand on him so he can speak in tongues. This brings me to 3 question, and they are; 1) Which apostle laid hand on the so called people speaking in tongues? 2) The gifts varies, and so why is it that no one has claimed to have the gifts of interpreting tongues? 3) Even in the model prayer (Our father who art in heaven) was there a point that Jesus spoke in tongues? Maybe I'll know the next thing to say If all these questions are answered. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham To Ruggedman: Stop Attributing Women's Success To Sexual Prowess by Todetayo(m): 5:28pm On Feb 08, 2021 |
I've been resisting the urge to comment, but..... Checking Ruggedman's post, did I notice any statement accusing ladies of being prostitutes there? Should we say Toyin is battling with guilty conscience? Or did ruggedman post something else that I've not seen? 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Oyo Teachers Write Exam Questions On Blackboards To Protest Unpaid Grants by Todetayo(m): 4:46am On Dec 22, 2020 |
Y'all should understand that federal government is responsible for primary schools.....so it has nothing to do with Makinde |
Literature / The Thunder Gods by Todetayo(m): 12:16pm On Nov 06, 2020 |
I have not really completed the story, I just want you to have something to look forward to' I will post the full story on Okadabooks when I am done with it. PROLOGUE In a setting that looked like that of the primitive era, there was no living thing that could be seen, as if those that lived there had gone into extinction. The background showed that the year was probably the year in which Jesus Christ was killed confirming our prediction about the time being one of the olden days. The background slowly revealed that the place wasn’t void or empty as we thought, but that it has been affected by a recent outbreak of the powerful war. A man, who looked like he was close to dying looked at another man who stood gallant, heaving a breathe that showed that he was tired and spent even though the man he was fighting is close to death. “Sango, he he he he, I told you I ate Eshu’s fruit of destruction already, you can’t defeat me because am now more powerful than you ” The man called Shango who was laying his back on a tree, with a double edged axe lying close to his back looked up in distress and said “I never knew Oya could plan with my enemy just to be my end….” “Shut up, leave that woman out of this, you only played that woman and you deserve everything she has done to you, staunch womanizer” The other man replied passionately and angrily showing the fondness he had for Oya as she was called. “Gbonka, I know I can’t defeat you because of all you have done, but there’s a way to do it” Shango held axe and pointed it to the man he called Gbonka, chanting some weird incantation as he exhausted nearly all of his power “I condemn you to two thousand and fifty years of slumber….. |
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Literature / Re: Uncensored Orphanage by Todetayo(m): 2:44am On Jun 20, 2020 |
I put my hands inside to finger her but something was obstructing it. I discovered that she was a virgin. I hesitated at first, because I was too inexperienced and I was afraid things might go wrong. She did not care though, as she grabbed my p---k and guarded it into her p---y. I was afraid when I saw blood but it was as if she didn’t care. I had no option than to start stroking and f----d her hard. We were in action for about ten minutes and when i was about to c-m, i pulled out and came into her mouth. We dressed up and went into the hall and believe me, you will find it hard to believe that she acted as if nothing really happened .After i left the party, i felt very remorseful and decided to confess to a father we normally confess our sins to, but what i saw was really out of the world. Sitting on the table was our father john, engaging Theresa in a hot session of romance. At that very moment, I vowed to further go deep in my waywardness. The next Sunday, during mass, i sat with a girl that took most of my attention. I could not really focus on what the reverend was preaching about, because I was busy looking at her. Her name was Gift, she was very decent but i decided to add her into my collection. While others were busy praying i was staring at her boobs. She felt uncomfortable and went to sit on another seat, and I had to behave myself in the church. One thing you must note is that, I was very brilliant, so people would come to me for tutorials, so i conducted extra lessons with those willing to learn. She was one of the people I conducted the lessons for. I made sure i had eye contact with her and started making flirty jokes. At first she was very uncomfortable but she started feeling very free with me. We became a very close friends and i knew virtually everything about her. She told me she liked me and i also said the same, even though I was virtually lying. I told her i was going to teach her some stuffs, and believe me, she took the clue. Alas, Gift wasn’t as holy as I thought she was. She agreed and we scheduled a meeting, and after we met, I led her into one of the rooms for prep and i started smooching her. She never moved but her breathings really changed, that at a point in time, I thought i was forcing her so i released her. She immediately dipped my hands in her panties and I laughed in Spanish, the girl don dey feel me. I fingered her a bit and asked her to wait till prep. I went to my dorm and was trying to figure out how to f--k her and a crazy idea came to my mind. I stole mother’s key and during prayer, i took her to my room and started smooching her. Imagine such a crazy situation, my mates were praying, but I was busy having sex in my room. I went straight into her panties and started fingering her while she moaned loudly. I kissed her to subdue her moans, and when I felt kissing wasn’t working again, I resorted to gagging her. I asked her for a Mouth Gig but she refused, as she has never done something like that. I forced her to blow my p---k and later f----d her .After she f----d me, she took it into her head and started saying that we were dating. I told her publicly that i was not dating her and she became the first of many girls i would break their heart. “My next escapade was in church with the reverend’s daughter which i will narrate to you when we get home”. I tried to convince Debby so we could go home. “We’re not going anywhere Mike, until we finish the whole thing” I was getting angry and frustrated at her, but do I really have the right to be? 2 Likes 1 Share |
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