For Sale:
3 Units of 3 Bedroom;
3 Units of 1 Bedroom;
1 Unit of 2 Bedroom.
Finished to Abuja Standard
Location - Maraba, Nasarawa State
Price - 50million Naira only
For enquirer call 08037778408, 08056038124

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Real crap

Enegod:
crap

I know I don't have a boyfriend

maysimsimple:
I dont know if i'm obliged to comment here. But anyway, from my own point of view. I dont believe i have come across a girl whom doesnt have a boyfriend! but the issue , the said boyfriend might not be the intimate type. Pardon me, let me leave it for the ladies .....

ifeanyi_ja: Only ugly gurls are single.

I'm beautiful and still single

The biggest country in Africa that the United Kingdom colonised is Nigeria. The biggest country that the United Kingdom colonised in Asia is India (which then comprised the present Pakistan and Bangladesh).

When the UK came into Nigeria and India, like all other countries they colonised, they brought along their technology, religion (Christianity), and culture: names, dressing, food, and language, among others. Try as hard as the British did, India rejected the British religion, names, dressing, food, and even language, but they did not reject the British technology. Today, 80.5 per cent of Indians are Hindus; 13.4 per cent Muslims; 2.3 per cent Christians; 1.9 per cent Sikhs; 0.8 per cent Buddhists, among others. Hindi is the official language of the government of India, but English is used extensively in business and administration and has the status of a “subsidiary official language.” Interestingly, it is rare to find an Indian with an English name or dressed in suit.

On the other hand, Nigeria embraced, to a large extent, the British religion, British culture – names, dressing, foods, and language – but, ironically, rejected the British technology. The difference between the Nigerian and the Indian experiences is that while India is proud of its heritage, Nigeria takes little pride in its own heritage, a situation that has affected the nationalism of Nigerians and our development as a nation.

Before the advent of Christianity, the Arabs had brought Islam into Nigeria through the North. Islam also wiped away much of the culture of Northern Nigeria. Today, the North has only Sharia courts but no Customary courts. So from the North to the South of Nigeria, the Western World and the Eastern World have shaped our lives to be like theirs and we have lost much or all of our identity.

Long after the Whites and Arabs left Nigeria, Nigeria has waxed strong in religion to the extent that Nigerians now set up branches of their home-grown churches in Europe, the Americas, Asia and other African countries. Just like the Whites brought the gospel to us, Nigerians now take the gospel back to the Whites. In Islam, we are also very vibrant to the extent that if there is a blasphemous comment against Islam in Denmark or the US, even if there is no violent reaction in Saudi Arabia, the Islamic headquarters of the world, there will be loss of lives and destruction of property in Nigeria. If the United Arab Emirates, a country with 75 per cent Muslims, is erecting the tallest building in the world and encouraging the world to come and invest in its territory by providing a friendly environment, Boko Haram ensures that the economy of the North (and by extension that of Nigeria) is crippled with bombs and bullets unless every Nigerian converts to
Boko Haram’s brand of Islam. We are indeed a very religious people.

Meanwhile, as we are building the biggest churches and mosques, the Indians, South Africans, Chinese, Europeans and Americans have taken over our key markets: telecoms, satellite TV, multinationals, banking, oil and gas, automobile, aviation, and hospitality industries among others.

Ironically, despite our exploits in religion, we are a people with little godliness, a people without scruples. It is rare to do business with a Nigerian pastor, deacon, knight, elder, brother, sister, imam, mullah, mallam, alhaji or alhaja without the person laying landmines of bribes and deception on your path. We call it PR, facilitation fee, processing fee, transport money, financial engineering, deal, or whatever. But if it does not change hands, no show. And when it is amassed, we say it is “God’s blessings.” Some people assume that sleaze is a problem of public functionaries, but the private sector seems to be worse than the public sector these days.

One would have assumed that the more churches and mosques that spring up in every nook and cranny of Nigeria, the higher the morals in our society. But it is not so. The situation is that the more religious we get, the baser we become. Our land never knew the type of bloodshed experienced from religious extremists, political desperadoes, ritual killers, armed robbers, kidnappers, internet scammers, university cultists, and lynch mobs. Life has become so cheap and brutish that everyday seems to be a bonanza.

We import petrol even when we have crude oil in abundance. We also import rice and beans that our land can produce in abundance. We even import toothpicks that primary school children can produce with little or no effort. Yet, we drive the best of cars and live in the best of edifices, visit the best places in the world for holidays and use the most expensive electronic and telecoms gadgets. It is now a sign of poverty for a Nigerian to ride a saloon car. Four-wheel drive vehicles are the in thing. Even government officials, who were known to use only Peugeot products as official cars as a sign of modesty, have upgraded to Toyota Prado as official vehicle without any iota of shame, in a country where about 70 per cent live below poverty line. Private jets have become as common as cars. A nation that imports toothpicks and pins flaunts wealth and wallows in ostentation at a time its children are trooping to Ghana, South Africa and the UK for university
education and its sick people are running to India for treatment.

India produces automobile and exports it to the world. India’s medical care is second to none, with even Americans and Europeans travelling to the country for medical treatment. India has joined the nuclear powers nations. India has launched a successful mission to the moon. Yet bicycles and tricycles are common sights in India. But in Nigeria, only the wretched of the earth ride bicycles.

I have intentionally chosen to compare Nigeria with India rather than China, South Korea, Brazil, Malaysia, or Singapore, because of the similarities between India and Nigeria. But these countries were not as promising as Nigeria at the time of our independence.

Some would say that our undoing is our size: the 2012 United Nations estimate puts Nigeria’s population at 166,000 million, while India has a population of 1.2 billion. Some would blame it on the multiplicity of ethnic groups: we have 250 ethnic groups, India has more than 2,000. Some would hang it on the diversity in religion: we have two major religions — Christianity and Islam; but India has many. Some would say it is because we are young as an independent nation: we have 52 years of independence; India has 65 years. Apartheid ended in South Africa only in 1994.

I am a Christian, and nothing can change me from Christianity. But I think that our country is daily sinking into religiosity to the detriment of godliness. Our land is sick and needs healing. “If my people who are called by my name will humble themselves, and pray and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land” is still a saying that is germane to our current situation. We need more godliness than religion; more work and less of hope; and more action and less of words.

Let everyone tidy up his or her corner first and demand fervently that our leaders tidy their areas of governance. Our nation is degenerating at a fast pace and we need to save it now or it may be too late

Hahahahahaha.

This is just plain silly!
Hahahahaha

Hey ladies,
Please answer sincerely,
How would u feel if u find out that ur boyfriend who is 2yrs younger calls your younger sister privately.
Truth is I don't know what they're doing cos she wouldn't tell and my boyfriend wouldn't tell either instead he's cool with us breaking up.

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Morenikeji, a 42 year old woman who comes from a wealthy family got married to Dotun 12 years ago. But unfortunately the marriage was childless. Apart from coming from a wealthy home, Morenikeji also has a very good job, while Dotun is just a civil servant. About 8 years ago, Morenikeji decided to buy a land and informed Dotun about it. Dotun suggested that they should buy the land in the name of the child they hope to have one day. They agreed on a name and bought the land with the name, and Morenikeji built a very beautiful house on it. That was how Dotun encouraged Morenikeji to buy many other properties in the name of the unborn child.
Dotun died in a car accident 2 weeks ago, and Morenikeji got the shock of her life when a woman came for the burial with 2 children that belongs to Dotun. The first child is almost 9 years old, and he bears the name Dotun gave Morenikeji's unborn child. The same name on all the properties which Dotun encouraged Morenikeji to buy.
Dotun's family are now trying to claim all the properties from Morenikeji. FRIENDS if she was Ur sister , cousin or friend what would U advice her to do ? This is a true life Story..ansaz pls

I'm still waiting for NCAA to release my licence but seriously need a job. Is there anyone here who has any idea of any airline recruiting? Please help a sister out.

Hey people, please i need help with the IRS Airlines website. I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Please people, i just bought a form from Nigerian College of Aviation and Technology to enroll for cabin crew courses and i have to write an exam. The problem is that i have no idea of what the questions are like and the areas i should concerntrate on. Please guys, i need this, i cant afford to be taken off guard by questions and i cant afford to fail.
If anyone remembers what the questions are like or has any past questions please drop a post for a sister

Thanks

Ujujoan:

^^^ He saw a pretty girl na, something they dont see every day in their Kingdom Hall!

abi

Mannylex:

1st of all Jehovah witnesses are not christians.
And wat was he doing wif u, I tot witnesses don't marry other religion

Dear, Jehovah Witnesses are christians cos the believe in christ. About the question of what he was doing with me. Well, i bet he saw a pretty girl to give him cute babies and forget his faith

zeedee:

Good,

Guys are such idiots. Witness or not.

My prayer is that we stumble upon the non-idiots.

Amen Sister

9japikin:


i happen to know your ex and your true identity

Dear, you can know my ex and my true identity for all i care. It won't stop me from stating the fact, which is that he needs a shrink

neily:

To hell wit him! What are you still doing wit him?

Dear nobody told me to run this time. I'm so done with him for the sake of my sanity

IykeD:

But didn't you seduce him? You invited him to your house, for what? if not for what u wanted

You're most definately one of those guys that think that once a lady lets into her house, she wants to get down with you. I bet you must be a witness and most definately lack self control thats why you'll believe in seduction.

Yes i can marry him, but it depends on the alot of things.

I really wont mind teaching him, that way, he'll be loyal in bed. His whinny will have to be too damn luring

Please If you are a withness, dont read any further.



A guy that i got to really like happened to be a Jehovah's Withness. I knew it was going to be an issue so i talked about it most times but he always says that when we get to that bridge, we'd cross it.

Please my fellow non-withness ladies, how would you feel to be in a serious relationship that is promising with the guy that stepped out of your dream only for him to tell you that he dosen't celebrate valentine nor christmas nor new year nor easter. That means, no gifts for you on those occassions and no trips to exotic places with that man of your dream. Above all those, he tells you that his faith does not permit blood transfusion, which means that if u guys get married and unfortunately your child needs blood transfusion to stay alive, you'll have to stand down and watch him die.   So much for love huh

Well, we've had series of fights about our different faiths, we've tried to reach a common ground still nothing. We've broken up and made up. Still nothing. Yesterday, we had an arguement about the whole blood transfusion thing. He ofcourse tried to make me understand why it is the right thing for all christians to do cos the bible says that we shouldn't eat blood   .

I asked him if he follows all the bible says and he said that he does. I ask him if he tells lies and he said that he doesn't except on very few occassions that the lie is necessary,  as if the bible has a record of two types of lies .  .  I asked him if he commits adultery, and he said no then i asked if he fornicates, and HE ALSO GAVE ME A GODDAMN NO!!!!!   . I asked him what it was that we had the time that we're together and he said,
[center][/center]HE SAID THAT I SEDUCED HIM [center][/center]

Lol, jeeeeeeez. Lol. I asked him, whom it was that made the first move and he said that i was the one. He said that i lured him into my house and seduced him. That he never wanted to get down. Which is an over-blown lie!!!lol

People, if any of you remember bumping into a post about a guy with a tiny winy wick, whip, dick, penis that can't satisfy his girl? Yeah its the same dude. People can you beleive these religion fanatics? He din't commit fornication because he was seduced.  
LOL

Please beware of witnesses. I dont know what it is that they feed them with in that kingdom hall. Don't even try to get into any arguement with them. Run when you see them. Run for your life!!! Run!
lol

@tope20, When i say small i mean tiny and the lenght of a sleek lip gloss tube.
Guys what do i do. I'm kinda getting to really like tthis guy.

@amibo no 1, I dont attand winners and neither does he. Damn it, he's a witness and i'm an anglican. That is tof enof as it is no to talk of a small yet per secondly. It's hopeless. Sad.so very sad

Seems like some girls on this post would love to have this guy. Pls all interested should send in their application for review. FYI, don't forget to Bleep orgasm when he goes flat within 2 seconds after the action began. It will make him feel like the man you know.lolololol. I'm waiting

@tope20, you must be the NL's hall of fame appreciator. Lol

Appri wetin? Come make i give you am now. Appreciator

@H2O2, Pls what is your prediction?

@chelsea, thanks dear but i really dont think you do. I dont think this is what i intended to find after a year of being single. This is not just it for me.

@showb, I dont think this has anything to do with love. Imagine your life with sex but no orgasm. Imagine yourself as a intimacy gadget which he/she uses to attain his. Dont you think that love should make him consider getting a dick enlargement. Lol. This ain't funny lol

@showb, I dont think this has anything to do with love. Imagine your life with sex but no orgasm. Imagine yourself as a intimacy gadget which he/she uses to attain his. Dont you think that love should make him consider getting a dick enlargement. Lol. This ain't funny lol

@poster, Its very simple.
Tof-enof obviously has the best personnality

@chika98, I sincerely don't know

Sorry i dint really explain.
On the outside, he seems all perfact with a very great attitude. He's lovable, caring, really charming. You know the dark, tall, handsome, well built and very respectful sort. The perfect man for lovers of brown skin But in the bedroom, he has a small winny. You know wicky, wick. Damn it, HE HAS A SMALL THING. PENIS!!! And to crown it all up, he's based in a different town far from where i am.
I like him alot but i'm not sure how long i can trust myself under these situation before i lose it.
I'm open to suggestions of any kind