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Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Was At The ADC Coalition Meeting Today (Pix) by toffyz(m): 10:35pm On Jul 02, 2025
cule7:
This ADC is just an assembly of previous politicians who have failed woefully in their respective positions.

Why are Nigerians this happy? Are we going to pretend that these guys are not one of the reasons why we are where we are today?

The people who defected from their respective parties are just people who fell out of favour with their party's leadership. Nothing more nothing less.

None of these guys really love Nigerians enough to care to this extent. They just want power to loot their share.
Baba, God bless you with this comment.
The actors in the coalition are all after their personal pockets.
Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Was At The ADC Coalition Meeting Today (Pix) by toffyz(m): 10:33pm On Jul 02, 2025
iLoveYouToo:
Las las the greatest losers will be Nigerians, these guys are after their pockets
I swear to Almighty God!
Don't mind all those supporting the useless coalition.
Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Was At The ADC Coalition Meeting Today (Pix) by toffyz(m): 10:31pm On Jul 02, 2025
agulion:
Even Buhari will soon join ADC, to me and other reasonable Nigerians anything but not APC is ok
Hypocrisy at its peak.
Be specific, you're rooting for PO only!
Politics › Re: Malami, Oyegun, Senators, Ex-Governors Spotted At Coalition’s Unveiling by toffyz(m): 4:43pm On Jul 02, 2025
Ready2speak:
The name of the party is a put off so to speak.
It should have been Nigerian Democratic Alternative not African democratic congress.

Pls somebody close to them should show them my suggestion.

Let's solve Nigerian problem first before carrying African problem on our heads.

Nigerian Democratic Alternative or Nigerian Democratic Congress.
They know exactly what they're doing bro.
They want a similar name as "APC" so as to confuse some unaware voters to get "free cheap votes" . It's politics!
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Spotted Her English Teacher During Her Performance by toffyz(m): 3:15pm On Jun 18, 2025
Oh, 40 characters is not even enough, I think it should be 50 characters. Funny people lol
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ali Shadmani: Israel Kills Iran's Top Commander In Charge Of Iranian Armed Force by toffyz(m): 8:47am On Jun 17, 2025
Botragelad:
Source: OSINT(X APP), HUMINT on ground, IDF!!
They sold them out bro
Even the previous ones that were killed, they were sold out. It's so obvious. Insider things 💯
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ali Shadmani: Israel Kills Iran's Top Commander In Charge Of Iranian Armed Force by toffyz(m): 8:45am On Jun 17, 2025
Obviously, some people are selling these guys out 💯
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Begins Retaliatory Strike As Explosions Heard In Tel-Aviv (Photos) by toffyz(m): 10:33pm On Jun 13, 2025
Nochiriemmanuel:
God be with Israel... Israel would be victorious
These guys are not the regular Christians you think o, I swear💯.
They're Jews, and majorly their practice is JUDAISM.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Begins Retaliatory Strike As Explosions Heard In Tel-Aviv (Photos) by toffyz(m): 10:24pm On Jun 13, 2025
bcomputer101:
I can bet with you that Iran will turn to rumbles in couple of days. They will be neutralized like Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen and Palestine.


Dey will learn in a hard way...
Stay tuned
Lol, na you wan turn ham to rumbles
Keyboard warrior and commentator, okun o
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Davido & Burnaboy Are All Useless, All They Do Is Buy Cars - VDM by toffyz(m): 8:33am On Jun 13, 2025
tunary:
David's name is not supposed to be there, he's doing better than the rest 2.
The first reasonable comment I have read 💯
Investment › Re: Can Opay Account Be Used For Receiving Funds Via P2P Trading? by toffyz(op): 4:52pm On Jun 07, 2025
luckaz:
Sure
Alright, thanks bro
Investment › Can Opay Account Be Used For Receiving Funds Via P2P Trading? by toffyz(op): 12:51pm On Jun 07, 2025
Please honourables in the house, can an Opay account number be added on Bitget P2P platform for receiving payments??
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage: Man Allegedly Dupes A Boutique Of N150,000 Goods In Ekiti by toffyz(m): 8:31am On May 26, 2025
People are just to quick to say everything na juju....this is just smartness from the scammer and dumb actions from the salesgirl. That's all. Case closed!
Education › Re: Benue University Changes It's Name by toffyz(m): 7:50am On May 20, 2025
No one has said the real motive for the renaming yet. Though I'm not from the state but I can deduce a fact from the renaming.

The current governor is a Rev Fr.
The person the school was renamed after was a Rev Fr. And A former governor of the state as well.
He purposely included the title ( Rev Fr.) in the renaming, so that people ( Especially the catholics ) will appreciate him more.
Crime › Re: Hoodlums Attack Fuji Star, Pasuma And His Band In Osun (Photos, Video) by toffyz(m): 3:16pm On May 19, 2025
libertyfather:
Maybe he offended them, he's also hoodlums entertainer
Maybe he no wet ground for the boys.
Education › Re: JAMB Registrar Shed Tears, Apologises For UTME Errors by toffyz(m): 5:26pm On May 14, 2025
christejames:
Crocs 🐊 also shed tears when they are devouring their prey undecided






Abeg go correct those errors, what an embarrassment. Ronuism taken too far, all just to score some cheap ethnic points undecided undecided undecided


If na to pact money from those hapless students una sabi...
It's bcs you don't know the man in question very well. I'll not say more than that.
Crime › Re: Keke Kills Masquerade During Festival In Anambra by toffyz(m): 9:32am On May 13, 2025
In my opinion, it seems it's the SUV that did the damage NOT the Keke.
Politics › Re: Sen. Natasha: Another Voice Call Between Dr Duru & Natasha Released Amid Denial by toffyz(m): 8:42pm On May 05, 2025
Sharpsharp00123:
Every sane person knows Natasha doesn't have anything on akpabio but the people who are driven by hate for akpabio are d only ones supporting her
I swear I detest the woman wholeheartedly 💯💯💯💯.
Health › Re: Why Did I Ejaculate During Examination At Covenant University? by toffyz(m): 8:33am On Apr 30, 2025
grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time
Though I'm not a doctor, but I think what happened to you is humanly possible💯.
The first reason is that it's likely you've not had sex for a long time then. And you probably saw or imagined something that arose your JohnTee, lol. Then boom you had a quick erection & ejaculation.
Sports › Re: Liverpool's Cody Gakpo To Be Punished For: "I Belong To Jesus" Vest by toffyz(m): 8:19am On Apr 30, 2025
haybhi1:
Yes, dear. A Christian can clap his hands and dance to worship God too, in celebration. Or point to heaven.
Wow, what a mature response from you.👏
Politics › Re: Easter: Sen Natasha Akpoti Distributes 600 Bags Of Rice To Constituents(pics) by toffyz(m): 9:21pm On Apr 21, 2025
Sucre6:
This woman get doings abeg, and this didn't start today, she has been like this even before she became a senator
Really
Politics › Re: Easter: Sen Natasha Akpoti Distributes 600 Bags Of Rice To Constituents(pics) by toffyz(m): 9:19pm On Apr 21, 2025
jaxxy:
Next governor of koji state. cheesy
Afi Koji na
Politics › Re: Easter: Sen Natasha Akpoti Distributes 600 Bags Of Rice To Constituents(pics) by toffyz(m): 9:17pm On Apr 21, 2025
dickson2000:
A simple Google search will give you the answer you seek
Answer the simple question if you know
Politics › Re: Easter: Sen Natasha Akpoti Distributes 600 Bags Of Rice To Constituents(pics) by toffyz(m): 9:16pm On Apr 21, 2025
Lol, doing everything to remain relevant.
Has she been doing these charities before her saga with SP ?
Romance › Re: When You Cum, You Come To Your Senses by toffyz(m): 9:00am On Apr 21, 2025
Jman06:
You missed the point!

The point is about how intense sexual fantasies or desire (aka konji) can drive a guy into taking irrational decisions with regards to sex and then the regret that follows post-nut clarity.
Don't mind him, he thinks the rich doesn't feel regrets sometimes, they're human too, a time will come they will feel they shouldn't have done what they did. Regrets can come from Anyone either poor or rich pertaining to sexual relationship. The OP is 💯💯 right
Celebrities › Re: Video Of Peller Calling Content Creator Phoebe Public Toilet On Tiktok(vid) by toffyz(m): 8:49am On Apr 21, 2025
jaeyking:
Funny how if you check peller content

You no even know where you go categorize am

But then steady grinding for the aza
I believe it's grace bro, the guy is not a comedian nor funny. I think the way he speaks his English seems funny to some set of people ( Mostly adolescent girls ).
I'm super sure more than 70% of his fan base are Adolescents (Both boys and girls) most especially girls, you know unreasonable things dey funny to girls. This is my opinion though.
Crime › Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Tells Court How She Found Super TV CEO, Michael Usifo Dead by toffyz(m): 8:20am On Apr 18, 2025
Freetech:
The tale no add up

You mean, you met someone dead in pool of blood, you neither raised alarm nor call attention of people around but was comfortable to change your blooded clothes then pick this atm and even jewelry before leaving the scene.

You even started spending his money before you're arrested. Your lawyer is a criminal not surprised seeing he's of the lost tribe who can do sny dirty job for money

Hope you'll survive cross examination.
Baba, court judges are the most relaxed and indecisive persons I have ever heard of in my entire life. Ask me why sir
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Tinubu Administration Is The ‘Worst’ Government In Nigeria’s History by toffyz(m): 8:48am On Apr 16, 2025
cenaman:
The ministerial appointment pain am die. grin grin
You've just hit the nail on the head💯
Investment › Re: Is Cbex Trading In Conjunction To Smart Treasure Platform Another MMM Or Genie? by toffyz(m): 1:42pm On Apr 15, 2025
nnamdi640:
Noooo, God save me, I would have started licking my wound. The way they were downloading the app made me to loose interest
Yes, you're very correct about the source of the app download. Any financial App like that has to be on Play store and Apple store. If not, then it has hidden agenda. You're saved bro!
Investment › Re: Is Cbex Trading In Conjunction To Smart Treasure Platform Another MMM Or Genie? by toffyz(m): 11:13am On Apr 15, 2025
Umehj88:
How market?
Person wey we suppose report his account, you dey ask him how market

These guys you see here supporting cbex are their agents, I swear!

Their accounts should be reported and if possible trace them physically. They're part of the scheme, walahi 💯

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